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Sports / Re: Just In: FIFA And Football Captains Being Linked To Scandalous Award To Messi by ElasticStone(m): 11:45am On Jan 20
WhereMyLoud:
Op you be Mushi.! No offence

This thing enter this guy wella o. grin
Sports / Just In: FIFA And Football Captains Being Linked To Scandalous Award To Messi by ElasticStone(m): 10:18pm On Jan 19
Una go cry waaaaaaaaa and no amount of tears will take the award from Messi. W

Whether the award is real o…fake o…rigged o….it will still be written in history tongue

99% of people angry at Messi getting this award are Penaldo fans. grin grin grin

Cry me a river guys…
Car Talk / Re: How My Mechanic Tried To Ruin My Car... by ElasticStone(m): 3:33pm On Dec 14, 2023
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Sports / I Found The Most Guaranteed Way To Annoy Ronaldo’s Fans by ElasticStone(m): 6:54pm On Dec 12, 2023
Politics / Re: The Trending Photo That Is Giving Corn Eaters Heart Ache by ElasticStone(m): 6:47pm On Oct 18, 2023
Validated:


What is this one saying? Who is talking about election here? Does FBI sound like INEC to you?

Abeg ask them o. I didn’t assign specific names yet guilty conscience won’t let them rest 😂

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Politics / Re: The Trending Photo That Is Giving Corn Eaters Heart Ache by ElasticStone(m): 6:46pm On Oct 18, 2023
ElSudani:
Kids with smart phones.

I only made reference to corn eaters yet you are retaliating. Are you a corn eater?

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Politics / Re: The Trending Photo That Is Giving Corn Eaters Heart Ache by ElasticStone(m): 6:43pm On Oct 18, 2023
Christistruth03:
Another Fake FBI News that will end up in the Bin

You are worse than bad loosers

Elections ended more than 7 months ago

I only mentioned corn eaters and dropped photo. No additional references were made but you are already complaining. Pls show me where I talked about losing or elections in my post. So you admit you are a corn eater? 🤣

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Politics / The Trending Photo That Is Giving Corn Eaters Heart Ache by ElasticStone(m): 6:29pm On Oct 18, 2023
Kikiki

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Sports / Of All Messi’s Photos, These Two Are The Most Heart Breaking For Certain Fans by ElasticStone(m): 9:45pm On Aug 20, 2023
grin

Politics / The Name I Saved My APC Supporter Friend On My Phone (photos) by ElasticStone(m): 4:26pm On Mar 26, 2023
angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 0) On 27th December 2022 by ElasticStone(m): 11:41pm On Dec 27, 2022
jaxxy:


against Nottingham? wonderful undecided grin

They won Aston Villa recently and also the last game when Ronaldo was benched bro

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 0) On 27th December 2022 by ElasticStone(m): 11:25pm On Dec 27, 2022
See how Man U is doing well after shipping the 37 year old fraud out grin

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Romance / Re: I Find It Hard To Ejaculate by ElasticStone(m): 7:31pm On Dec 26, 2022
thrillionaire:
It's too much masturbation that causes it I believe. Funny thing is when you desire to cum fast, porn and masturbation does it for you faster than actual sex eh?

My friend has that same problem too. What’s the solution?

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Politics / Re: Why I Am Now A Peter Obi Supporter by ElasticStone(m): 4:59pm On Dec 16, 2022
deeva2:
Emeka rest and Stop fooling yourself.

You were never Tinubu's supporter..

I am not Igbo, I am from north central

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Politics / Re: Why I Am Now A Peter Obi Supporter by ElasticStone(m): 4:56pm On Dec 16, 2022
ElSudani:
You are basically telling us that you have no brain of your own. You cannot think and make your own decisions. No wonder why some people say many of you are unemployable.
Some people are supporting Peter Obi therefore you are supporting him! Where's your own freewill? I can never employ someone like you.

Bro, proverbs 26:6 says “ The foolish man is wiser in his own eyes Than seven wise men”

There is a time to think for your self, and there is a time to humble yourself and seek the counsel from people whose results show they are smarter

Honestly I don’t need your employment.

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Politics / Re: Why I Am Now A Peter Obi Supporter by ElasticStone(m): 4:51pm On Dec 16, 2022
deeva2:
Emeka rest and Stop fooling yourself.

You were never Tinubu's supporter..

Pls do the experiment in your school and come back and report your findings let’s see who the fool is

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Politics / Why I Am Now A Peter Obi Supporter by ElasticStone(m): 4:45pm On Dec 16, 2022
I have always been a Tinubu supporter but with an open mind, so I decided to conduct an experiment. I asked all the top 5 students in my university who they all support and 100% of them all said Peter Obi. I also asked the head boy of my former school who is currently on scholarship in USA for PhD and he also said Peter Obi. I then asked my friend in a university down south to ask the top 5 students in their class who they support and to my greatest surprise, 100% of them said Peter Obi.

On the other hand, I asked the same question to people who did between poorly to averagely in school (no offense intended), people who were in departmental politics and other guys who had reputation for a lifestyle that revolved around partying and smuggling chokes to exams. To my greatest surprise, more than half of them either went for Tinubu or Atiku. I then asked myself why this was so? Do these smart guys that prefer Peter Obi reason differently from the other guys? There must be something they are seeing that I’m not seeing…so right now I think Peter Obi is a better candidate.

Can you guys conduct similar experiment in your schools let’s see if the result will be replicable. Why are the smart guys pro-Peter Obi and not Tinubu or Atiku

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Car Talk / Re: Police: Medical Report Is Compulsory For Tinted Cars In Nigeria. Is This True? by ElasticStone(m): 10:19pm On Nov 20, 2022
Jogs1900:
The policeman was right...If your glass is self tinted,you need medical report except if the tint is factory fitted .

How is the policeman right? It is people like you empowering these criminals in uniform. The news that was published said they are to only ask for vehicle registration, license and insurance. Nothing more!!! Oya show us where police said artificial tint is not allowed. The police were told to stop harassing people whether factory tint or self tint. Period

That was how once policeman tore my tint around Okene. God save him I didn’t have video

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Politics / Re: INEC Bans Recs From Visiting Government Houses by ElasticStone(m): 8:56pm On Nov 03, 2022
Which one good turn oga? Na power steering? angry

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Sports / Re: Transfer Deadline Day: Ten Hag Includes Ronaldo In Game Against Leicester by ElasticStone(m): 7:05pm On Sep 01, 2022
RUNaldo grin

No way for escape. He must play that Europa league that he dragged Man U to.

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Politics / Re: Breakdown Of $3.65 Billion Abacha's Recovered Loot And Their Sources by ElasticStone(m): 2:03pm On Aug 31, 2022
They should check that Switzerland very well, it’s like there’s plenty more where that money came from…this one that it is appearing 5times
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Won't Allow Anyone Rig 2023 Elections by ElasticStone(m): 5:56pm On Aug 30, 2022
Of course I trust Buhari, he is a man of his word. He will keep to his word the same way he promised to make 1naira equal 1 dollar

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Romance / Re: I Found Millions Under A Rock Behind My House. What A Shock! - Photos by ElasticStone(m): 3:46pm On Aug 29, 2022
BrotherCork:



U found 1 million naira or u found 1 million ant?...?
.bro r u OK?(no oofencsse) angry

I never said I found 1million naira na
Romance / I Found Millions Under A Rock Behind My House. What A Shock! - Photos by ElasticStone(m): 2:24pm On Aug 29, 2022
My biro fell to the ground and after lifting a heavy stone to pick it up, I saw millions of ants there. Had to rush back to get kerosene and pour to kill them before I could pick my biro

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Food / Re: What Is Your Favourite Meat? by ElasticStone(m): 5:59pm On Jul 25, 2022
Rayd502:
Is fish meat?Anyway I love cow meat.

No, it is a fruit

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Romance / Re: Pic Story: Types Of Modern Girls by ElasticStone(m): 10:17pm On May 14, 2022
What about the Shiloh girls? angry

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