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jansonn:
Kai, gee!! You no try faa!! If abstinence is no possible, the least you can do is get condom naa, going to any hospital nw is a problem oo so just try patent drug stores shaa, perhaps its not anything serious

He was probably too broke for condom

IamPlato:
Seriously? You Posted This And Requestin For Frontpage?


I Will Deactivate My Account And Hack This Site into A Porn Site If Thing Enters Front Page

paqman:
This thing ain't worth front page

It is man...

arthorjnr:
For a red pill merchant, number 2 is weak af.

Lol. That number 2 indirectly translates to, "I think I could do better. I need time to search for better options and if I can't find, I will consider you". That's what I need time means

Never ever reconsider a lady that once rejected your proposal for a serious relationship if she comes back. Note that aside outright "no", the following also qualifies as rejection:

1. I am not ready yet
2. Pls give me time
3. Let's talk about this some other time pls
4. Lets be friends for now
5. Let me think about it
6. I am not sure if it is the right time
7. Any variant of the aforementioned.

The only acceptable excuse for reconsideration is if you modify your aim to bleep and run. In this case, play along but subject to not spending a dime on her...except it wont harm your wallet sha...just don't be a maga. You can even thank her for reconsidering you if you like... but make sure you chop, clean mouth and run way like need for speed cars powered by nitro busters after you accomplish your mission

Modes, front page pls.

Cc: lalasticlala, farano, Rocktation

Daroldigits:
you are of the idiots out there that always look for girls for sex....ode

You dey fvck up o

ibkayee:
Lool I love when people say this

I assume we now have an understanding.

So answer the question. I would like to hear a lady's mature opinion on this

Theconglomerate:
Ibkayee how na?

Ask her oh. Na only cho cho cho she sabi

ibkayee:
You sound like the confused one here. So a 'shapp guy' like you ran to nairaland and created a whole topic to ask this basic question lol

You are only validating the subject of the thread by your display of confusion. I am actually confused and that's why I came here. Why would a lady who does not want a relationship yet and who has not been in touch for 2weeks send a friend request afterwards.

Wetin she dey find?

jawalis:
Better use your brain and stop thinking like a child. They keep their suitors in contact just because of some favors (money, airtime, dates, shopping etc) they get from such guy knowing fully well he’ll want to impress them and they’ll take advantage of such to drain you. She actually knows what exactly she want from you and that’s nothing but you money. Keep your eyes widely open. She’ll start telling you she’s broke, she needs another cream, her subscription is expired blah blah blah and if you aren’t smart. You’ll continue doing those stuffs expecting her to say Yes to you.

I know all these ones my guy....I no be maga nw.

Infact i even bait her with N200 recharge card and she fumed saying she didnt ask for it and that I am not obligated to do such favours...In her mind she wants to sound decent so that one day she may ask me for iphone or rent

Before then she was sending me bible verses to appear like wife material Even sent me her child hood photos sef. I wont lie, i didnt expect her to reject my proposal. Was surprised she resurfaced again after shunning her side

Staphylococcus:
You need a decent job

You are too idle

Ma guy!!!

You dey fvck up o

eRex:
Over matured response

Guys now be serious. Aren't these creatures confused? Seems like a paradox honestly. I admit that I had ulterior motives but she turned me down na. (I always take the response of not wanting a relationship yet to mean no)..

Why follow up on facebook? Which kind no be that?

I met one relatively fine babe like that on facebook. Got talking for about some weeks. Did video calls like twice then took her on a date once where we drank wine.

My motive was to knack the puna cause she told me she was a virgin and I have never disvirgined a lady before cuz I can't stand blood on my deek. I always flee from virgins but this time around, I thought I should give it a go

To cut the long story short, I asked her to be my girlfriend after 2 days...I think a wednesday and she said she is not ready for a relationship yet. That she wants to finish school first...she cant really be committed....blah blah blah (in my mind I was like, "who told you I want long term"?

I told her I understand and its fine. She sent me like 3 or four casual messages the next day or so then I stopped replying and deleted her number. Didnt want to invest my time on her cause I had other potential punas to process.

After like 2 weeks or so of no contact cuz i don forget about her completely sef... Next thing I saw was that she sent me friend request on facebook.

What the fvck does this girl want :

Make I sha accept make I see wetin she go talk.


My question is, why will a lady who does not want to be in a relationship yet with a guy still follow up with the guy? Mature responses abeg

HeavenlyBang:
C300 - 3m
C350 - 3.5m

Looks to be about that these days.

Thanks

HeavenlyBang:
Never called you an idiot, no idea why you're taking offense.


If you take 10k miles between oil changes, you should stop that. That's not good for your engine. Even best case scenario with synthetic is 7500 miles, and that's for those who mostly have highway miles. City driving is a lot more strenuous.

Any idea of the average cost of c300 and c350 respectively? Toks

HeavenlyBang:
No one said that. Literally no one on this thread has said that.

I said budget 500k as a rainy day piggy fund, in case something like your EIS dies, or you need to replace a HVAC component.

That doesn't mean you'll spend 500k, it's just a sensible thing to do when dealing with a luxury car. Na from that money you go still service the car three times a year, change suspension parts in case they go out. Someone who owns a C350 literally just said he's only changed his compressor in nine months of ownership.

If that's the case then its fine. Thanks for the clarification.

If the cost of maintaining A c300 is around 500k p.a, then I might just opt for a corolla. Perhaps a 2014 model. Thank you guys for your insight.

Guys, I am looking at acquiring a german machine soon, prefarably a C300. I will be using it from home to office and travel for 400 to 500km on rare occasions. How much should I budget for maintenance pls? Can anyone give me a break down for the maintenance to be carried out regularly and the costs?

Thanks in advance.


Cc: gazzuzz, autojosh, lalasticlala

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GreatResearcher1:
I was thinking men have learnt but I was wrong.
Some things I read these days on NL got me feeling like throwing up.

I'd call out those SIMPs one by one.


1. ElasticStone: He just got a job offer and probably would be placed on probation before being confirmed a full time staff. He has already invited a parasite into his life. He gave one hilarious reason why he wants to marry a girl. She's pretty that's his reason.
Bro you better look beyond beauty.



2. JDJ4: This one is being manipulated by a girl. First she used pregnancy scam to siphoned money from him. Now she's using an imaginary native doctor. Better wise up and take redpill

3. Olofin2: This one begs a girl he bought with his money through marriage for sex. SMH! If CS is the cause your wife deny you sex, answer this question. When did she start denying you sex and when was the CS? I hope you also beg your car (if you have one) to please allow you drive it.

4. Ekeletu: This one is the irredeemable. Paying a hoe 10k weekly to date you? I thought it was over but damn! He went ahead to foot bill for her dad's burial. He was not even ashamed of coming to a public forum to say it.

5. Scientists: This one will only get sense when his girlfriend brings another guy's pregnancy/child to him to father. He said his girl easily fall in love once u sweet talk with her and she has been having sex chats with random Facebook guys. I wonder why he can't breakup. SMH

6. stephenonyx: This one is dating a public toilet.
hear the rubbish he vomited " Though before we started dating, she has made mention of sleeping in her male neighbors room. She has slept in almost all the guys room and she claimed none has touched her and she is comfortable with them even though some has asked her out before we met."

I didnt even give u the full gist. I will be buying her a corolla 2012 model which is way better than my mom's. I will give her 20% of my salary for upkeep and 30% to save and open up a business for herself. She needs something that will complement her status as the potential wife of an oil magnet. What else do u suggest I do to her to make me worthy of her puna?

#ProudlySimp

A relationship without sex is like eating beans without fried plantain or bread without serdine.

A relationship with only kissing is like drinking tea with lipton instead of milo.

Smooshing a girl with her clothes on is like eating yam without peeling the bark.

Wisdom will not kill me...

Gibz02:
God bless you for this your post
A lot of people are risking thier lives by testifying in social media not knowing that every satan has human face.

I am satan's senior brother

FatherBona:
You may have jinxed everything by making the story public and risking your good fortunes in the process.
Keep your moves, ideas, achievements and successes to yourself.
Take this down ASAP.
Thank me later

Olodo

PrinzCarter:
wisdom no go kill u , anyway let him just secure her still on bf n gf matter nd still hide his work frm her if possible act broke n see her new moves if she shock u for gd or bad u no wat to do......

But we've been dating for a year na...
She knows all about me except my job

I can't loose a talented pretty babe who is willing to marry me with my measely and inconsistent stipend


Carry your sad pathetic life off my thread jor

BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

Bro, u be mumu o.

I am buying my mom a brand new Toyota Corolla 2010 by August this year. I cant buy my dad cause I cannot afford to buy him a car better than the one he drives now. Not everybody is hungry and in need of money like u.

#ProudlySimp

Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Let one boob fall out of the shirt. Not two o...just one

lereinter:
You are stupid for defaming the name of soccer


You have taken this corrosive joke too far

Cursed

Kai...this thing really pain u o. Pelle

Friend22:
Kids like you need to grow up.
We've all gone past this stage.

How old are you?

12years sir

Kol007:
Ronaldo and Messi are home enjoying their millions and some people are here arguing about,who dribble who..una no get work abi

This thing really pain you o