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See me thinking I don see wife material o...only for me to discover that she had a kid.

One will never suspect her cuz she has a very flat tummy, badass shape, educated (final year accounting & ICAN chartered), and has a pretty face to top it all.

Anyway...I can't marry her again cuz of the kid. Raising another man's child is not an option. Honestly, i am truely heartbroken.

Well, she is coming to my house next week and will stay until ASUU calls off. I will collect my share of puna and dump her sorry ass 2weeks after she resumes school. I know she is not on nairaland so she can't see this.

I am officially a fvckboy. I will drill all punas with reckless abandon from now hence forth. Being nice and considerate does not pay!!!

Urgent 2k

Busybody ladies, back off abeg

You will never see them predict useful things like corona virus, natural disasters, bokoharam location, economic strategies etc. Only to be predicting useless things that even a person with common sense can do

Liz Benson, my crush

Nyzin007:
Are you saying that the chance of getting APL is low or it has been cancelled completely?

I would say low since none of the people I've interacted with are managment. But the prevailing rumour around is that it has been cancelled.

adeakin777:
Hi ElasticStone, I appreciate your contribution on this thread. I think you were one of the successful GTs recently recruited by NNPC and would be privy to some pertinent information as an insider. Some other monikers have asserted that the exercise has been cancelled for EH. I just have one question for you, from your quote on 'no good news', does it corroborate the cancellation rumors? Your kind response will be appreciated.

Quite frankly, You guys should move on. But if Allah wills, anything could happen. Just pray that the internal staff currently writing exams today are adjudged not to be qualified and they are forced to come back to you guys

EH...I'm afraid there's no good news.

Something is wrong with this guy! Honestly

myBraine:
Imagine?

Prior to me watching the YouTube video above, I initially thought that the narval officer was guilty of the allegation issued against him but after perusing the video content, it came to my realization that the task officers were suffering from intellectual superiority.

Knowing fully well that the officer was a loner as at the time of the incident, they preyed on him by taking advantage of that and exploited him in groups.

He is a military man for crying out loud. Maneuvering his way through BRT lane shouldn't be the topic of discussion. Lagos roads are usually busy and this man has to reach his destination on time (mostly for the sake of bloody civilians).

For those of us that has been privileged to travel by air before, we violently and ridiculously trespassed international airspace just to reach our desired countries on time. Now, imagine if those countries we trespassed on began firing us missiles from their military airbase, how many of us will still be alive today?

I am standing with this Naval officer, not because I am a military or a paramilitary man but solely because I am a man with an eccentric mindset and a functioning brain.

I am a serving military officer and you are very stupid.

Link to video or the thread is useless

Thank God for Covid o...it is making our govt to have sense by force

Lol. They have not met naija babes.

Just two weeks ago, I met one girl. Just last week, i asked her about her well being and she said she is stressed, that she has been looking for loan...coded way of asking for money.

You missed the most popular. Ubunja ma nigga

Just look at the easy countries. Let Ronaldo play Uraguay and Brazil then comeback let us re-assess his goatship potential. Mtchew

If someone can explain to me why CR7, unlike Messi, is hardly/ never compared with Pele and Maradona in GOAT debates...with proof, then I will concede to Ronaldo's Goatship.

And how many are penalties?

RONALDO...The GOAT of Penalties

The average Nigerian will slaughter it and consume the meat in weeks. The wise one will partner with someone having a cow of the other sex and mate them to produce more cows and more income subsequently

Enwhen:
How ... Or u mean to say Barcelona will not allow Messi to leave ??... Hope u are aware that he has submitted his transfer request ... If he fails to Barca , he will not score up to 10 goals next season...last season will be even better... He was over stretched right from the beginning of the season and was just too obvious considering his age ...Suares is gone, Ansu Fati tried , but not enough , Dembele flop, ... Neymar would have help...

I told you Messi won't go

https://www.nairaland.com/6097476/messi-confirms-stay-barcelona

While Messi is busy winning ballon d'or and shattering records, Ronaldo is busy selling perfume.

ojaysam25:
Ronaldo guarantee goals,if he scores and they won trophy is he the only one to lift the trophy...plus if messi do not assit ronaldo...he will still score....dybala the chief creator at juve assit ronaldo only 4 times yet he scores 37goals

31 goals actually. And 15 are penalties

Mass com and pyschology...department with the dullest brains...unlike medicine, engineering and accounting

People mistake me for being snubbish and uncaring. But the truth is I am very shy

Sanchez01:
Ronaldo left after back-to-back-to-back (3) Champions League trophies while Messi is leaving after a horrible 2-8 show. Messi is good, no doubt but definitely not half the leader Ronaldo or Ramos is.

It is one of the reasons he should leave because he has no business wearing the captain band but the politics won't make anyone admit it.

Ronaldo left when his request for pay rise was turned down. Don't get it twisted.

Yea, you heard me

Lalasticlala, I promise you 5 bags of roasted snake if u move this to fp

Cc: jokerman, obembet, fergie001

Please nairalanders, this is not a GOAT debate. Someone should just explain this three things to me:

1. Why does it seem like there is no GOAT debate between Cristiano Ronaldo against Pele or Maradona? Even if there is, why is it not as popular as Messi versus the aforesaid legendary players?

2. Why is Barcelona planning to invoke over £600m buy out clause for Messi, 3 times larger than the current highest record in history? What are they seeing that others are not?

3. Why is ManCity and Manchester currently willing to empty their account to purchase a "33 year oldie"? What are they seeing that we are not seeing?

honeric01, semid4lyfe, lalasticlala

Mathscum:
I feel I have watched all categories of porn that it takes me time to see a porn I have not watched.

My best category is shoplifting

That shoplifting make sense die. Their girls dey get fine boobs

My crush...

Fake news. How comes my name is not there

zoputa:
Jesus is your Alpha and Omega. He proved his Alpha to you in the screening, aptitude test, interview, and He has shown you He is Omega already. It is just left for NNPC to release to you the fruits of His Omega power..God is strongly aware of this recruitment...Just in a moment, you will collect your NNPC appointment letters in Jesus name. Amen...

I always look forward to your posts...they've been a very great source of comic relief.

See me tearing laugh like a fooll after reading the bolded

Petyprincess:
Please better look elsewhere, most Nigerian guys that their tiny prick can't stay one place will nw be virgin
Virgin men are scarce,most men we have are watery semen with sagging balls.
May God bless all virgin men in Nigeria!

How did u know the bolded?

Community puna spotted