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Christianity EtcRe: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by ElasticStone(m): 9:58am On Dec 05, 2021
Esther…heard she has nice boobies grin
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored 120 Career Penalties. by ElasticStone(m): 12:55pm On Dec 02, 2021
jojofola:
Penaldo.

Even Penaldo's son admires Messi.
Messi still stuns an empty pitch!
Messi still remains the greatest ever.
Pls edit this ballon D’Or shoot with this one cheesy

SportsRe: Breaking News!!! FIFA Investigating Fraud Within The Ballon D’or Committee. by ElasticStone(op): 12:47pm On Dec 02, 2021
Youngwiz71:
using click baits #smh
Penaldo Factos fan spotted grin
SportsRe: Breaking News!!! FIFA Investigating Fraud Within The Ballon D’or Committee. by ElasticStone(op): 12:44pm On Dec 02, 2021
matrix199:
I simply laughed at your misleading headline. But then, you're too vile to be a messi fan. Don't jump to conclusion next time. I love messi next to ronaldinho. Messi didnt buy his way to the heart of those who thought he deserved it and voted for him, he simply playd his way to their heart. As a true barca fan, we welcome criticism and contrary opinions because the fact still remains the fact.... He won his 7th ballon d'or and nothing can change that, not even a time machine!
Oh ok. We a family then
SportsRe: Breaking News!!! FIFA Investigating Fraud Within The Ballon D’or Committee. by ElasticStone(op): 6:59pm On Dec 01, 2021
matrix199:
Lol.
See them entering the thread and rushing out with speed. cheesy
SportsBreaking News!!! FIFA Investigating Fraud Within The Ballon D’or Committee. by ElasticStone(op):
Una go cry waaaaaaaaaaa today, u never see anything!!!

See them jumping in and out the thread cheesy

Messi, Messi’s Dad, myself and other fans go show una pepper. Bunch of haters. grin grin

Meanwhile, information reaching me that Engineers in Dubai and Saudi Arabia are currently welding Pendu’s Dubai D’Or tongue

EducationRe: How Is Your Class Topper Fairing In Life So Far? by ElasticStone(m): 4:16pm On Nov 21, 2021
My class topper who was also the headboy in my secondary school is now a chemical engineer with NNPC after coming back from Uk on scholarship
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Must To Join A Department In The Church by ElasticStone(m): 4:27pm On Nov 07, 2021
Lol.

Most pastors twist the idea of joining a department to connote true membership or “service to God” but the real thing is they want free slaves that will do their biddings without questioning. This includes sheepishly doing “evangelism” to increase their church members, free labor…they just need a pool of people they can control.

A true church with the fire of God will never emphasize on things like membership and the likes. The power of God will be evident and willing hands will present them selves from north south east and west. I think most pastors should learn from Joshua Selman.
RomanceRe: Who Is Finer? by ElasticStone(m): 11:40pm On Oct 31, 2021
Both of you are ugly to be honest.

But the second lady is less uglier
HealthRe: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by ElasticStone(m): 9:22pm On Oct 25, 2021
Lol. If this kind guy masturbate, the preek go peel grin
SportsThis Photo Summarizes Manchester United Today by ElasticStone(op):
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Atlanta UCL (3 - 2) On 20th October 2021 by ElasticStone(m): 8:31pm On Oct 20, 2021
Omo…Man U dey collect o grin
SportsRe: Patrice Evra: I’m Sick Of Giving The Ballon D’or To Messi by ElasticStone(m): 9:21am On Oct 17, 2021
All this para simply because Pendu pat him on the head small cheesy

SportsRe: Could This Be Why Ronaldo Is Nicknamed “Penaldo”? by ElasticStone(m): 9:46pm On Oct 07, 2021
OJEEMAH:
Not surprised.......Who wins Golden Boot with 60% penalties??
MODs will ensure this thread does not make front page
Aswear. More than half were penalties.

There should be a law that golden boot shouldn’t be awarded if penalty goals exceed 40% angry
SportsRe: Could This Be Why Ronaldo Is Nicknamed “Penaldo”? by ElasticStone(m): 7:24pm On Oct 07, 2021
BlackHummer:
Na wa o. I thought you were actually just trolling. This shit is real cheesy

Then what are Ronaldo fan boys really being noisy about? Chai
Because they are shallow and always fail to see the picture.
SportsRe: Could This Be Why Ronaldo Is Nicknamed “Penaldo”? by ElasticStone(m): 1:46pm On Oct 07, 2021
They are coming to derail this thread in 3…2…1…
SportsRe: Could This Be Why Ronaldo Is Nicknamed “Penaldo”? by ElasticStone(m): 1:44pm On Oct 07, 2021
Contango:
Ronaldo:
Number of career goals: 748
Number of career goals less penalties: 651

Messi:
Number of career goals: 711
Number of goals less penalties: 652

Source:
https://www.messivsronaldo.app/detailed-stats/goals-without-penalties/

https://messivsronaldo.net/all-time-stats/


Cc: lalasticlala, semid4lyfe, honeric01
Yes actually. grin

Cc: jokerman, obembet, fergie001
PhonesRe: How Did You React When You Noticed That You Can't Access Facebook, Whatsapp? by ElasticStone(m): 6:46pm On Oct 04, 2021
At least xvideos is still working. Just verified it now
FamilyRe: Why Are Men Outraged Over Paternity Fraud? by ElasticStone(m):
AmazonTopaz:
First and foremost I don't support cheating and deception I can never support deception or paternity fraud but I wonder why some men are outraged over paternity fraud.

We live in a society or some of us grew up in a society that gave excuse or justified infidelity amongst men under the guise of "men are polygamous in nature"they forget that men can be used to refer to women too and that polygamous is a gender neutral word for men it is polygyny for women it is polyandry.

When you justify infidelity or adultery you reap paternity fraud because these married men sleep with married women who are wives of other men who are at the receiving end when it comes to paternity fraud.

You men cannot always eat your cake and have it you feel bad when cheated on and call women who commit adultery all sorts of names but hail men when they cheat on women what happened to what is good for the goose is good for the gander.Some people seem to forget that the cheating men don't sleep with themselves they sleep with people's wives and girlfriends too so maybe that shows that women are polygamous in nature and two can play a game.

You cannot be preaching morality and chastity on women while failing to hold yourselves to account as well it doesn't work that way because it is a small world afterall if boys are not taught morality, decency and chastity we will continue to hear tales of paternity fraud and infidelity.

As we try to shame and tell young girls not to follow married men let's not forget to tell young boys and married men to leave married women alone it is the same polygamous men that are sleeping with these women and another man is at the receiving end of this disaster men don't sleep with themselves they sleep with women

As for the married men and women depending on your vows if you promised to be faithful try to be faithful and stop cheating beautiful women and handsome men will never finish in this word try to stick to one be contented,committed and try to learn discipline.


I think we should ask men why they are outraged grin
Some Nairalanders can be so dvmb to be honest. Infidelity is bad from both ends, yes, but the issue is not about infidelity. It is about spending hard earned resources on a child that is not yours! Please allow this to sink into your head.


When men cheat (which is bad), they don’t bring in the bastaard child to leech on the woman’s resources…might happen on very few occasions though and even if they do, it is still the man that will cater for the child…and not the woman! But a woman bringing in another bastaard to feed on the man’s hard earned resources is the problem. Cheating from both end would have been equal if the bastaard child was somehow taken to the original father.

I am not justifying cheating. It is bad and I hate it but you have to weigh the effect on both sides to see why it is called “paternity fraud”
SportsRe: Messi Scores His First PSG Goal In Win Over Man City by ElasticStone(m): 11:04pm On Sep 28, 2021
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SportsRe: Ronaldo Bows Out Of Euro 2020 After Belgium Defeated Portugal by ElasticStone(m): 3:19pm On Jun 28, 2021
manuel4real:
"If we manage to reach the penalties this time around guys, just grab the trophy and run"

cheesy cheesy cheesy
I am a messi fan, but i must admit that this ws hilrious cheesy
SportsRe: Ronaldo In Trouble by ElasticStone(m):
ThierryJay:
You are not making sense bro with this rambling. But I understand, you are pained grin

Since when did man of the matches start being awarded only because of goals scoredhuh Ngolo Kante says hi.
Dont mind that complete dulard. He think scoring goals automatically qualifies one for motm. It is the same illogical thinking that makes them rate ronaldo as goat above messi
SportsRe: Leo Messi Surpasses Ronaldo In Total Number Of Non Penalty Career Goals by ElasticStone(m): 5:49pm On Mar 22, 2021
Contango:
My guess is that it is gradually becoming apparent who the true GOAT is

cheesy

Cc: semid4lyfe, honeric01
Baba Leo Chukwudi Messi.

Always putting his critics on their toes with his performance.
FoodRe: See The N200 Onions I Bought This Evening In Port Harcourt by ElasticStone(m): 10:30pm On Nov 09, 2020
Will u people die if u don't put onions in your food?
Jokes EtcQuick Poll: NEPA And Waterboard, Who dey Fvck Up Pass? by ElasticStone(op): 1:52pm On Nov 06, 2020
Like for NEPA, share for waterboard angry
RomanceRe: Heart Broken Nice Guy by ElasticStone(op): 3:00pm On Nov 03, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
I didn't plan to insult you. I have been in your spot before.

Thinking that being a Mr. Nice Guy sucks, but it doesn't and you don't have to channel it to a destructive habit.
I get you. Nevertheless, such betrayal of trust from her must be dealt with.
RomanceRe: Heart Broken Nice Guy by ElasticStone(op): 2:56pm On Nov 03, 2020
Freestainworld:
what will you benefit from her puna? from the look of things you don't even love her, her having a child is no reason to be heartbroken to the extent you are, have you try engaging her about the child? or you feel she's a LovePeddler because she allow you bed her, you are not even married to her sef, try and reason about your actions, since she started dating you, have she ever double dated you? isn't she giving you the type of care and attention you desire? ask yourself some questions and reason like a reasonable man.
Why the fvck did she not tell me she had a kid first? If she could keep such secrets from me for months, heaven knows what other skeletons she might have in her cupboard. Honestly I am furious and this will reflect in the way I will drill the useful life out of her puna. I am sooo looking forward to next week rn.
RomanceRe: Heart Broken Nice Guy by ElasticStone(op): 2:54pm On Nov 03, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
Your last paragraph tells me you're still a child.

Use your head and help yourself. There is no pride in being a f**kboy, don't ruin your life.

Being nice and considerate pays, i am a witness to it. Don't let one experience with a woman change your life negatively biko
My guy...if being a fvck boy equates to being a child, then I am about to become an embrayo
RomanceRe: Heart Broken Nice Guy by ElasticStone(op): 2:51pm On Nov 03, 2020
Dking63:
bro, take it easy. Life isn't all about women. since you can't marry her because she already has a child, why not let her go? there's no need to stress yourself all because of "puna". Life's too short to worry over nothing.
Guy, read again na. I said I am letting her go...but I have to drill her small as recompense for the time and emotional resources wasted.

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