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 Sports › Re: Choose Your GOAT. Only Cristiano Ronaldo Has Done This!!! by ElasticStone(op): 11:14pm On May 12, 2022 |
DownChelsea: 1 Like
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| Sports › Choose Your GOAT. Only Cristiano Ronaldo Has Done This!!! by ElasticStone(op): 9:25pm On May 12, 2022 |
CR7 is the first player to get close to Lionel Messi in total number of Ballon D’Ors. Ronaldo has 5 ballon D’Ors, making him the first player to ever get close to Messi in the Ballon D’Or race. He is just two short of Messi and even though it looks impossible for him to catch up, it is worth commending that he is trying very hard to catch up. Taaaaaa I will give Penaldo fans high blood pressure. Una never see anything  2 Likes 2 Shares |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 7th May 2022 by ElasticStone(m): 7:15pm On May 07, 2022 |
YahooG: 7 Likes
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| Education › Re: Can I Get Admission With This WAEC Result? Advise Me Please! by ElasticStone(m): 5:09pm On May 04, 2022 |
Goodlyhrt:Join IPOB. I can see you got A1 in Igbo language |
| Christianity Etc › I Have Never Heard Any Word Of Prophecy. Why? by ElasticStone(op): 2:38pm On May 03, 2022 |
I am 27 years old and have been a devoted Christian for years but no man of God has every given me a word of prophecy. Even if we are only 20 in a gathering, 19 people could receive prophetic words but when ever they lay their hands on me, they don’t say anything. Is it that my future is not bright or what? angry It is so discouraging. Even if I stand and wave in church so the pastor/minister will notice me, it just never happens. Recently, a well respected young apostle was coming to my friend’s place and I was told he sees into everybody’s life. This gingered me to go but the guy still didn’t see anything. It is getting worrying. I am beginning to feel I don’t have anything meaningful in my future and it is so saddening. Pls I need honest truth and not pacifications. Cc: OAM4J, lalasticlala, mynd44 |
| Romance › I Never Had Word Of Prophecy From Any Man Of God by ElasticStone(op): 1:09pm On May 03, 2022 |
I am 27 years old and have been a devoted Christian for years but no man of God has every given me a word of prophecy. Even if we are only 20 in a gathering, 19 people could receive prophetic words but when ever they lay their hands on me, they don’t say anything. Is it that my future is not bright or what?  It is so discouraging.Even if I stand and wave in church so the pastor/minister will notice me, it just never happens. Recently, a well respected young apostle was coming to my friend’s place and I was told he sees into everybody’s life. This gingered me to go but the guy still didn’t see anything. It is getting worrying. I am beginning to feel I don’t have anything meaningful in my future and it is so saddening. Pls I need honest truth and not pacifications. #I saw this on Facebook and decided to share. What’s your opinion guys? Front page pls |
| Entertainment › Re: I Vowed To Do Michael Jackson’s Dangerous Dance Before I Die!!! by ElasticStone(m): 1:34am On Apr 10, 2022 |
WoundedLamb:Aswear. It’s not as bad as he painted it to be from his comment 111 Likes |
| Entertainment › Re: I Vowed To Do Michael Jackson’s Dangerous Dance Before I Die!!! by ElasticStone(m): 1:33am On Apr 10, 2022 |
Contango:This is actually sooooo cool bro. You should consider dancing as side husle. No pun intended! 149 Likes 4 Shares |
| Crime › Re: I Am Sick And Tired Of These Banks!!! by ElasticStone(m): 2:32pm On Feb 21, 2022 |
Oops! Someone’s KPI in the bank about to go down the mud. Where pocohantas sef? Be like say she sabi this kin work |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Slay Queens Scarce In These College Departments? by ElasticStone(op): 8:45pm On Jan 24, 2022 |
HilcomTech:Lol. Slay queens yakpa for mass com, sociology, psychology and theatre arts die! |
| Romance › Why Are Slay Queens Scarce In These College Departments? by ElasticStone(op): 6:08pm On Jan 24, 2022 |
1. Medicine and Surgery 2. Chemical Engineering 3. Electrical Electronics 4. Applied Mathematics 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Are Female Doctors Also Promiscuous? by ElasticStone(m): 8:21pm On Jan 18, 2022*. Modified: 4:18pm On Jan 19, 2022 |
OP thinks we were born yesterday You are that friend. Now to your question, just folllow your heart Modified# Now I have all the evidence that OP is the “friend”. No be you dey find doctor to date last year? Sorry for opening your nyash onlin but like I said, follow your heart. You must really have game for a doctor to be all over you. Most doctors marry themselves 236 Likes 13 Shares
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (0 - 1) - Live by ElasticStone(m): 8:44pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
Keegan: 4 Likes 1 Share
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (0 - 1) - Live by ElasticStone(m): 8:35pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
Ronaldo as a striker and captain has - zero shot on target - zero chance created Breeze dey blow, fowl nyash dey open. No more benzema, Kroose, and Modric to give him crosses for him to tap in. No more Giggs and Rooney to give him awoof 34 Likes 6 Shares |
| Autos › Re: G by ElasticStone(m): 2:39am On Jan 03, 2022 |
toyad1:Baba sell something 6.2m, you dey form hard man  |
| Sports › Ronaldo Contacts Xavi, Begs Him To Take Him!!! by ElasticStone(op): 2:28pm On Dec 30, 2021 |
According to reports, Manchester United superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has offered himself to Barcelona and has directly contacted Xavi to save him. The Portuguese forward joined his old club in the Summer to win trophies, but with a manager change and an awful start to the season, Ronaldo is already wanting out. Manchester United started the season as one of the favourites to be Premier League champions, but instead find themselves fighting for top four before Christmas. Rangnik's men played out an embarrassing draw in Monday night's match against relegation battling Newcastle United. Source: 1. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.si.com/soccer/liverpool/.amp/nonlfc/cristiano-ronaldo-contacts-barcelona-to-save-him-from-manchester-uniteds?espv=1 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jppv0HgOSVI |
| Family › Re: Wife To Husband; Yes I Slept With Another Man. What Should He Do? by ElasticStone(m): 1:36pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
The man is the problem. Yes, for being a weak simp. Next!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: In One Word; Summarise The Year 2021! by ElasticStone(m): 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
FernandezPablo:You are still acting very unintelligently and it is important I point that out to you. The OP requested that you respond with just a word. Simply reply with one word and move but no @bolded, your post did not specifically require that I respond with one word unlike the OP so why should I? You are truly very unintelligent and I mean it. If I am to investigate other aspects of your life like your education and social welfare, I will still trace the same mediocre reasoning and performance there. |
| Nairaland General › Re: In One Word; Summarise The Year 2021! by ElasticStone(m): 12:23pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
FernandezPablo:And you are intelligent? They said one word but you have a whole sentence 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: If You Meet A Beautiful Decent Girl Today, When Will You Marry Her. by ElasticStone(m): 5:53pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
For me 5months, for small wedding. Or 14months for grand wedding |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 27th December 2021 by ElasticStone(m): 11:38pm On Dec 27, 2021 |
2ndchildhood:No Rooney, Giggs and Scholes to give him free tap ins. Penaldo must taste Europa before retiring in sha allahu  11 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports › Re: Concern At PSG That Neymar Won't Be Back To Face Real Madrid by ElasticStone(m): 4:06pm On Dec 23, 2021 |
Kingcalls:And 60 goals against Luxembourg |
| Sports › Re: Ronaldo Is Building £7million Mansion For His Family's Use When He Retires by ElasticStone(m): 9:50am On Dec 21, 2021 |
As baba see say Ballon D’Or don cast for am, e wan retire |
| Autos › Re: G by ElasticStone(m): 4:58pm On Dec 20, 2021 |
toyad1:Is it non-accidented? |
| Phones › Re: 2013 Avalon XLE 7million Asaba Location 07064922340 by ElasticStone(m): 11:09pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
yyba:No na, don’t be dvmb |
| Autos › Re: G by ElasticStone(m): 6:14pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
5.8m |
| Phones › Re: 2013 Avalon XLE 7million Asaba Location 07064922340 by ElasticStone(m): 6:10pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
6.2m Will deposit 1m. And pay balance of 5.2m after my mechanic has reviewed the ride |
| Romance › Re: 5 Reasons Why Having A High Body Count As A Lady Is Bad by ElasticStone(m): 4:58pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
I can never marry a woman with high body count. It’s either you’re a virgin or you are extremely tight and have something reasonable to offer. Dated one girl like that and after inserting my deek, mehn I couldn’t feel the walls or the depth. This was the same lady that thought I’d marry her…she was even saying she would tell her parents not to collect anything less than 300k as dowry and she asked me for iPhone recently Dumped her last week cuz to be honest, even the sex which was the only thing she had to offer was horrible due to her enlarged borehole. Got myself a new banny in church on Wednesday during Carol night. I really hope she would be tight 6 Likes |
| Food › Re: Which Of These 4 Soups Would You Remove Forever? (pictures) by ElasticStone(m): 5:51pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
Toks2008:I can sell my soul for that okro soup |
