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RomanceRe: Should A Man Take Permission From His Wife Before Sending His Parents Money? by ElasticStone(m): 7:50pm On Jul 18, 2020
Only simps will take permission.
EducationRe: Meet The Most Expensive Cow In The World That Sold For $1.2million (photo). by ElasticStone(m): 2:51pm On Jul 18, 2020
It is just overpriced. Nothing much
SportsThis Is The Only Thing CR7 Will Celebrate This Year by ElasticStone(op): 8:28pm On Jul 17, 2020
The only thing Ronaldo will celebrate this year is his birthday. No trophy, no ballon d'or, no golden boot, no nothing!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Senate Wants Age Limits Scrapped For Job Seekers by ElasticStone(m): 7:13pm On Jul 16, 2020
I agree with this.
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, Please Avoid Stingy Guys. by ElasticStone(m): 7:13pm On Jul 16, 2020
Gender has nothing to do with the kind of stingy people to avoid. I avoid all kinds of stingy people whether male, female, transgendered or both
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 4:46pm On Jul 16, 2020
zoputa:
God is the greatest and I exalt His holy name. God likes risk takers. I took the risk to put a timeline then; all by faith and prayers. The timeline then failed, I take the shame and I give glory to God the greatest. Any mistake I have made here by my human nature, I take the shame, and every good thing that has happened here, may only God be glorified. If you can't take the risk, I can. Let the will of God alone be done in my life in Jesus name I pray. Amen
Religion is indeed the opium of the mases. shocked
RomanceRe: When Asking Her Out, Let Her Go If She Asks You This Question by ElasticStone(m):
You are very correct my G

Can you take care of me in a typical nigerian girl's language actually means "will you buy me iphones, card, take me for shopping, give me money to fix hair and nails whenever I need?"

Modified#
This is in response to some comments by some very myopic ladies (i suppose) on this thread.

Look at this scenario:
- I have a very good job that pays very well (nigerian standard)
- i hired a cook and a cleaner to take my laundry bimonthly and maintain my appartment.
- i can get s*x whereever and whenever I want. I mean it literally. I get advances even from married women in my estate.

The question now is, what exactly could a typical nigerian girl offer me. State one good reason why I should take care of her?
PoliticsRe: WTO Screens Okonjo-iweala Today by ElasticStone(m): 2:45pm On Jul 15, 2020
I pray the Jesus guy wins in Jesus name
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family (Lovely Photo) by ElasticStone(m): 1:48pm On Jul 15, 2020
We want penalty-free goals, not photos of how you are enjoying with your family angry
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: Soon, Many Will Be Discouraged To Stand Against Corruption by ElasticStone(m): 1:31pm On Jul 15, 2020
I believe his indirectly reacting to Magu's case.

This corroborates with what Ngozi iweala said about corruption in Nigeria...that it is impossible yo fight it
Science/TechnologyRe: Ayuba Hussaini Makes A Turbine Engine That Generates Electricity In Gombe by ElasticStone(m):
If i talk now they will say he has come again.

For christ sake, you bought a electric generator and atrached it to a rotating disc and you are happy. The most painful part is that it generates power from water already stored in tank, a less efficient system of you ask me because power is still needed to fill up the tank.

Tomorrow, another person will assemble this same devices and use the force of urine from his deek to rotate the turbine and claim he has generated power from piss angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Top Five Highest Goalscorers In Premier League, La Liga & Serie A So Far by ElasticStone(m): 11:56am On Jul 14, 2020
ghettokid1:
Top Five In Italy Serie A

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/italian-serie-a/top-scorers
Imagine if we subtract penalties from Ronaldo's total goals. Only 9 real goals might be left. tongue
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko: Regina Daniels Virgin, All My Wives Were Virgins When I Married Them by ElasticStone(m): 4:59pm On Jul 12, 2020
I have said this and will say it again. I rather have concubines than marry a non-virgin.
IslamRe: How To Dress For Salat by ElasticStone(m): 9:47am On Jul 10, 2020
Oya come and collect the gift na
HealthRe: 50 Lawmakers Test Positive For COVID-19, Reps In Panic Mode - Daily Independent by ElasticStone(m): 7:41pm On Jul 07, 2020
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RomanceRe: Ladies : Can You Pay For A Guys Transport Fare ? by ElasticStone(m): 1:09pm On Jul 07, 2020
I wonder the kind of ladies you meet. Ladies pay my tp all the time
RomanceRe: They Met On Twitter, Now They Are Getting Married by ElasticStone(m): 5:55pm On Jul 05, 2020
It will end with premium tears... cheesy
SportsRe: Utd & PSG 'willing To Offer €120m Plus 1-2 Players For Messi If He Leaves Barca by ElasticStone(m): 4:44pm On Jul 04, 2020
I am parking my load to wherever Messi is going
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 7:47pm On Jul 03, 2020
chiiraq802:
Messi invented Panenkahuh grin
Messi invented paneka free kick. Note that panenka freekick is different from panenka panalty

Messi innvented 6ballon do'r

As for your ronaldo achievements, Zlatan has achieved all excspt winning ballon dor
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 4:16pm On Jul 03, 2020
Enskynelson:
HAHAHAHAHA. All with copytricks. Panenka is names after someone. Where is Messi creation? He is excellent at duplicating existing things. grin
What has ronaldo created?
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 3:25pm On Jul 03, 2020
Enskynelson:
Name one thing Messi has brought to football? Nothing new.
He brought 6 balon do'rs to football.

6ballon do'r = 1 messi.

We can say that the synonym of winning ballon dor is winning 0.17messi
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 12:04pm On Jul 03, 2020
Enskynelson:
Cr7 is a trademark of its own, he create things. This can be seen in his haircuts, style of celebrating goals, his speed, jumping to an unimaginable height, superfast leg-overs etc. He is patriotic too hence his favourite soccer player as a child was Luis Figo. Panenka is not original; panenka is not even popular in Portugal unlike South America where it has various names. He is busy creating things that defy logic rather thinking of how to learn existing things such as Panenka. By doing a panenka, Cr7 would have made popular the old man who invented the technique rather than sell his uniqueness.
6 balon d’or don pass trademark na
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 12:03pm On Jul 03, 2020
cassidy1996:
Liverpool 4 vs 0 Barcelona
Is Messi a defender?

Lack of sense will soon cause Ronaldo fans to go extinct
CrimeRe: Dr. Olufunmilayo Sues Bola Aseyan, Demands £10,000 For Damages by ElasticStone(m): 12:02pm On Jul 03, 2020
AfroKnight:
cheesy cheesy

£10K is small sha but maybe that’s what her family can afford. The Doctor is being considerate.


Guys no be by attraction o.

She get front, she get back, very good.

But ask yourself.

She get sense?
A swear. If it’s me, minimum will be 100,000 GBP. Nonsense ingredient
CrimeRe: Dr. Olufunmilayo Sues Bola Aseyan, Demands £10,000 For Damages by ElasticStone(m): 12:00pm On Jul 03, 2020
pocohantas:
When you falsely accuse someone of rape, it means you want the person to be treated as a rapist. Jailed, maybe killed. Once it is out there, it can never be taken back in the full sense of it.

There’ll still be “what if he actually did it?”, “maybe he actually did it”, “maybe he is threatening her?”...

If you search his name, the rape allegation would be attached. These things last a lifetime and there isn’t so much you can even do to clear your name in every place it has reached.

Rape is a serious offense and women should do their best not to muddle it with their relationship issues. That way we know how to address genuine victims and not arm rapists and seasoned rape-apologists.

Think twice before accusing someone falsely. Some people do not even live to prove their innocence.
I no know say you get sense laidis
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 11:32am On Jul 03, 2020
cassidy1996:
senseless talk
When Ronaldo does the subject of this senseless talk, holla me
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 9:43am On Jul 03, 2020
Martdc:
Which one is "Panenka" again?
This is how you look at the point of taking a panenka

SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 9:42am On Jul 03, 2020
DaGC:
This is just sad undecided
I tell you. How can a whole world class penaldo not score q panenka angry

It defies common logic
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 9:41am On Jul 03, 2020
Jokerman:
This is just sad.

However, Ronaldo scored a panenka against Ludogorets in the UCL to score his 72nd UCL goal in 2014.... Always read bro

In a laliga match against Alaves, Ronaldo was about to get a hattrick, but gave his Penalty to Benzema, Madrid won the match 4-0.

Always read and learn Barcelona fans
Abeg show me the link na.
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 9:40am On Jul 03, 2020
EVILFOREST:
PENALDO has scored a 120 PENALTY GOALS out of 728 Goals but never scored a PANENKA... grin grin
grin grin grin
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 1:56am On Jul 03, 2020
tobechi74:
Rinaldo has never given another penalty to take
That's true o
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op):
Reinaldo:
Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player ever.
The day he scores a panenka, I will start taking him seriously angry

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