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SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 12:53am On Jul 03, 2020
Jokerman, obembet, fergie001

Do you guys have any theory on why penaldo has never scored a panenka?
SportsRe: There is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 12:46am On Jul 03, 2020
To be frank, I know Ronaldo is good...but I personally am even more skillful than Ronaldo

SportsThere is one thing that Ronaldo has never done. Very strange by ElasticStone(op): 12:45am On Jul 03, 2020
You will never see Ronaldo do a panenka penalty. I have searched and searched youtube but found none. The only panenka he attempted back in the days was caught by the goal keeper.

Panenka penalty is for confident and skillful players. It is strange that In spite of the billions of penalties Ronaldo has taken, he has never for once scored a panenka.

Messi just sealed his 700 goal milestone with a sweet panenka on the 30th of June by the way.

semid4lyfe, honeric01, mynd44, lalasticlala

HealthRe: Lady Dies After Posting "If I Die During Lockdown No Need For Autopsy" by ElasticStone(m): 7:02am On Jun 30, 2020
EliteBiz:
If you don't know, if you are not aware, if you lack knowledge, listen now!!!

The words that come out of your mouth is powerful (even what you text about yourself is powerful). Always speak blessings to yourself, if someone speaks curse to you, counter it with blessings from your mouth.

This is not religion, This is reality. Humans are spiritual being covered with physical suit(flesh/body). We are living in a generation with a very low knowledge of that which matters most, The Spiritual realm. The spiritual realm (what you cant see) controls the physical realm (what u see).

Your thoughts, imaginations, words of your mouth and everything you do with your body is not just for fun.
Shalom.

RIP to the dead
Shut the fokup. Words are powerful indeed. Na im i never turn billionaire since? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ivan Rakitic Goal Sends Barcelona Back To The Top Of La Liga Above Real Madrid by ElasticStone(m): 7:00pm On Jun 24, 2020
Bomboiy:
A very important victory.


Messi is a genius,if he's not scoring he's assisting his teammates, unlike someone that I wouldn't like to mention.
Oga no need to hide him. His name is Cristiano chukwudi Ronaldo AKA Penaldo!!!
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored 120 Career Penalties. by ElasticStone(m): 5:15pm On Jun 23, 2020
How can you do a thread like this without mentioning me.


PENALDO!
NYSCRe: NYSC Issues Warning On Date Of Birth Correction by ElasticStone(m): 2:49pm On Jun 23, 2020
I used to accuse nigerians of the dishonesty of falsifying their age until I discovered how unfair the system treats people above 25years old.

Injustice breeds dishonesty.
Forum GamesRe: It Is Raining Heavily, Can She Get Her Cloth? How Many Ladder Does She Need? by ElasticStone(m): 12:56pm On Jun 23, 2020
This is why it is always advisable to buy washing machine with drier so you do not need to spread your clothes outside.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: At What Age Did You Make Your First N100,000? by ElasticStone(m): 10:20pm On Jun 21, 2020
At age 21. Scholarship things o
SportsRe: If footballers were video games (2020) by ElasticStone(op): 2:18am On Jun 21, 2020
5. Cristiano Ronaldo
angry

SportsRe: If footballers were video games (2020) by ElasticStone(op): 2:17am On Jun 21, 2020
4. Ansu Fati

SportsRe: If footballers were video games (2020) by ElasticStone(op): 2:16am On Jun 21, 2020
3. Karim Benzema

SportsRe: If footballers were video games (2020) by ElasticStone(op): 2:15am On Jun 21, 2020
2. Lewandowski

SportsIf footballers were video games (2020) by ElasticStone(op):
Lionel Messi


Cc: semid4lyfe, honeric01, mynd44, lalasticlala

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 5:35pm On Jun 20, 2020
Teccowills:
Oga wake up now... Haba.
Na over Sabi dey do you so o.
Stop discrediting legit info.

Haba mana.
Dont mind all these deekheads and their negativity.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 5:33pm On Jun 20, 2020
NeekyBerry:
Lol I am a living testimony!!! Got a call confirming my identity, then notification of application status email shortly after, 2 days ago. I don't care what happened, all that matters is it worked in my favor and I'm in! See how I was heartbroken on 14th February cry not any more grin
All the best y'all. Ciao.
Congrats. This is the kind of positive vibes we need
SportsRe: Pogba's Volleyed Pass To Rashford: Fans Go Wild On Social Media by ElasticStone(m): 5:25pm On Jun 20, 2020
You will only see messi make such passes. I can bet my two balls that Penaldo has never passed like that
RomanceRe: I Think This Girl Is A Player/Gold Digger, What Should I Do? by ElasticStone(m): 5:10pm On Jun 20, 2020
Oyindamolah:
* A girl who is with you only for money is not your girlfriend.
* You don’t love her desperately but fear that you will never get someone as good as her, if not better.

Few other points

-There is no such thing as unconditional love. Every friendship or love has at least 20% selfishness to begin with. In Fact we start with almost 80% selfishness. You want to Bleep that beautiful girl and she want to enjoy your company, status, knowledge or maybe money.
-True love takes time. It takes lot of sincere small moments of tender love and care for anyone to become your soulmate. But yes if that girl is gold digger even after a long time (maybe six months), then you must also treat her like a LovePeddler.

Remedy

Just leave that girl for 30 days. Your time starts now. Be brave. Tell her that you think it not working and you want to rethink about relationship. Tell her that you want to be her friend always.

Watch her reaction. Analyse her social media activities, see whether she contacts you ever on her own (on any pretext). Try to find whether she has any grain of love for you.

If she become sa bit restless, a bit unorganised, a bit off balance, you got your answer. If not, you can convince yourself to leave her forever.

Most Important Rule : You are not going to contact her ever in this 1 month rule, neither directly nor indirectly. You are only allowed to respond briefly in a ‘friendly’ way.

Sometimes people do love us but don’t realise themselves. They only value us when they lose us completely. Tests are designed to check love. Don’t get obsessed and start using her emotions. Mind games are like games. They are not war. You never kill in a game, in a war, yes you do.

Everything is fair in love and war but war is not fair in love.
I endorse this advice. A lady I asked out around May said she is not ready for a relationship. I understood with her, left and never contacted her again. After 1 month or so, she sent me a friend request on instagram and I waited for like 1 week to accept.

She has not yet sent a message but I will never intiate contact until she breaks and talks to me FIRST. Since she did not accept me first, she will have to work on reinitiating contact this time around.

If she doesn't by August, I will block her and move on to someone else.

The "mumu" girl does not know I had serious plans for her. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sevilla Vs Barcelona (0 - 0) On 19th June 2020 by ElasticStone(m): 8:36pm On Jun 19, 2020
fergie001:
Sevilla 3
Barca 1

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sevilla Vs Barcelona (0 - 0) On 19th June 2020 by ElasticStone(m): 8:34pm On Jun 19, 2020
Seat booked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Coppa, Supercoppa: Ronaldo Lost 2 Straight Cup Finals At Club Level For 1st Time by ElasticStone(m): 12:20pm On Jun 18, 2020
The new challenger!!
SportsRe: Juventus Coppa Italia Statistics Compiled By ElasticStone by ElasticStone(op): 9:40am On Jun 18, 2020
Cc: Jokerman, Obembet
SportsJuventus Coppa Italia Statistics Compiled By ElasticStone by ElasticStone(op): 9:35am On Jun 18, 2020
Juventus Coppa Italia Statistics.

Juventus without Ronaldo:
14/15 Won
15/16 Won
16/17 Won
17/18 Won

Juventus after singing "new challenger" Ronaldo
18/19 knocked by ordinary Atalanta
19/20 Defeated by Napoli

Front page please...

honeric01, semid4lyfe, mynd44, lalasticlala
SportsRe: Unai Bustinza Of Tackling Lionel Messi (Photos) by ElasticStone(m): 12:06pm On Jun 17, 2020
Cc jokerman
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Wonderful Stats This Season! by ElasticStone(m): 11:24pm On Jun 16, 2020
Jokerman, how you see today match na? Barca against Leganes? As usual you have crawled back into your cave.

The real GOAT showed esewu how to play penalty kick. embarassed
FamilyRe: My Younger Sister And Porn: Is She Addicted Or Just Curious? by ElasticStone(m): 3:56pm On Jun 15, 2020
E dey sweet am na. Body no be firewood jorrr angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 3:54pm On Jun 15, 2020
cocococo:
We can actually report your comment to Nairaland and it will automatically disappear until further notice. We are just giving you the privilege to do what is right o.
These are the kind of people that will report those making noise in class to headmaster in those days sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 3:50pm On Jun 15, 2020
SolidLight:
Baba, just remove the guy's details. Recruitment agencies track people's comments on social media and it will greatly be to his disfavour if the comments he made are traced to him. Just edit out the direct references to his personal details biko. U never can tell where it will speak against him.

My 2 cents
The bolded actually makes sense though. I will remove it. But the guy should edit out his phone numbers from his comments if he truely wishes to remain anonymous
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 3:48pm On Jun 15, 2020
PREFED:
ElasticStone, its very clear you are the nigga Olajohn was ranting about. Be nice to people. Two of you should settle outside NL.
Oshey detective shocked

On a serious note, I 100% legit wish say na me person wan cast like this. I swear i will give whoever the person is a piece of my mind. I like trouble wella o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 11:33am On Jun 15, 2020
cocococo:
E never reach like that. Take this shit down.
I am in my house, come and beat me. angry

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 11:12am On Jun 15, 2020
favoured247:
What have u gained in all these your research u just did on the poster? Are u now guaranteed a better life with what u just did? My little advice. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. You are not the only one seeing all these comments. There is no harm if u read them and move over to other news to read
Olajohn36 spotted grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 11:09am On Jun 15, 2020
MaryJane2020:
Ok but please whatever is the case, kindly delete his personal details here. I think it's not right.
Why?
He posted his phone number himself. Why post your number if you want to remain anonymous? Or are you olajohn36 with a different moniker? grin

On a serious note, I hate people that talk bad about people. This may teach him a lesson. I am sure the person he is referring to is a GT and I want him to see this if he visits NL.

Who knows? Maybe we get to hear the person's side cheesy

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