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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m):
NoHopeForMe:
Olajohn36 con dey delete im comment. You see why it is not good to talk too much? undecided
Lol. And he thinks he is anonymous. I just ran a true caller check on the phone number he posted earlier this year and BOOM! His real name,*** came up. It makes sense since his moniker is OlaJohn36. Hopefully, he has gotten the attention he craved.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 9:11am On Jun 15, 2020
olajohn36:
At least the message is being passed, bitter leaf, okro, egusi, all na soup. Someone even saying buying benz,lolllll, NNPC gives u chance to collect loan that can ruin ur future,zero collateral loan. You cant work in nnpc and tink of buying benz in 10 years. Unless u steal. I'm happy for him. But his attitude immediately he got the offer brot abt this. This guy refuse picking calls. And asking m text me, jus one day after he left my house. You see life. There are more to this story. Case closed. Each and everyone of us would be great. Imagine if I'm not doing well. Such friend would use pride and inferiority complex kill u. Lollllll
Lol. I now see why your friend left you. You are have an entitlement mentality.

In all your rants, no one has supported you. That should tell you something about your personality. I really wish the "fake friend" sees this if he is on NL
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ElasticStone(m): 8:37am On Jun 15, 2020
olajohn36:
Nothing NEPA no go see for climbing pole wey light dey there,..imagine a fake friend of mine who was almost stranded in his Papa house,and seek refugee to hide and stay together with me right from my former work location, this nigga could be so weird and proud just for no reason, someone that almost become frustrated, as he eventually got NNPC ,he almost sent my Landlord parking from my house. This is someone that was pleading to stay with me before his visa expiration in UK before coming to Nigeria,someone that sacrifice my time and comfort ability for,suddenly became self made gods untop 109k NNPC job . People have bn in NNPC even before u are born, think of people in NLNG, what abt Chevron. Becareful of fake nigga, they are child of marafuckers. Nnpc GT is just a job like every other jobs.
Cc: blackhummer
Cc: lalastica
You are clearly suffering from inferiority complex. Very obvious. In my opinion, your friend was wise enough to leave a bitter person like you. He might not have been fake, but he just discovered your true personality and decided to withdraw from you.

But then, we will need to hear your "fake friend"s side of the story to make a full assessment of the situation.

Peace.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Wonderful Stats This Season! by ElasticStone(m): 3:05pm On Jun 14, 2020
Can you show us Penaldo's 2020 stats? I dont like talking too.

Freekicks?
Assists?
No Goals aside penalty?
Successful dribbles?
Football achievements?
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 11:14am On Jun 14, 2020
Galactico4ever:
Deluded son of a gunnie.You are comparing galacticos with riff raffs,I pity your soccer life.
I am sure someone like you have never kicked empty can of milo talkless of real football
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 8:45am On Jun 14, 2020
Jokerman:
You see why you are a clown. You want to free Messi from criticism but push Ronaldo to it... shebi Messi is goat, why can't he do all??
But this thing pain u sha cheesy
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 12:34am On Jun 14, 2020
Dayodragon:
common sense you don't have. How many of those players came on a free transfer? So why what makes them so vital and their clubs couldn't renew their contracts...
Lol. U must be very dull.

The question is...did or did not Ronaldo play with these guys? undecided
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 11:41pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
Yes. So?
How are you feeling?
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 11:12pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
Or Timo Werner, Kai Havertz smiley
How fa na? Did you watch Barcelona vs Mallorca today? grin angry angry
SportsRe: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by ElasticStone(m): 11:08pm On Jun 13, 2020
You will never see Jokerman and obembet on threads like this.
AutosRe: I Am Planning To Acquire My First Car With A Budget Of 500K by ElasticStone(m): 3:35pm On Jun 13, 2020
You will cry premium tears if you buy naija used car
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 3:11pm On Jun 13, 2020
Vidukadinho:
What happened to your Messi against Liverpool
Messi scored 2 solid free kicks and gave solid passes that were wasted by dembele and the likes. U people want messi to score, assist, midfield, defend, goal keep and even coach! Kuku kee messi na!
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 3:06pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
And Messi hasn't or isn't still benefiting from an overly quality team??

Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets, Pique, Puyol, Neymar, Suarez, Jordi Alba, Pedro, Dani Alves and all of Barca present squad are overly qualified players.
Hahahaha
These are old players.
Messi won Ballon d'or with the following players ...only likr 2 or 3 correct players

Poor quality players
Dembele
Ansu fati
Jordi alba
Umtiti
Sergio robeto
Semendo

Medium quality players
Vidal
Sergio busquet
Coutinho
Arthur

High quality players
Pique
Suarez
Ter stegen
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 3:01pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
Hahahhahahahahahahaha Hahahhahahahahahahaha .. cheesy cheesy cheesy


I'm short of words
If u are honest with yourself, you will agree that the match is fair
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 2:59pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
Which of those players listed up there can be compared to
Modric - dybala
Toni Kroos - matuidi
Casemiro - Rabiot
Sergio Ramos - Bonucci
Marcelo - Sandro
Benzema - huguain
Bale - C.Ronaldo
Isco - costa
Lucas Vazquez - khedera
Marco Asensio - bernadeschi
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 2:53pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
Which of those players listed up there can be compared to

Modric
Toni Kroos
Dani Carvajal
Casemiro
Sergio Ramos
Marcelo
Varane
Benzema
Bale
Isco
Lucas Vazquez
Marco Asensio
Nacho....?
You are aiding my point. Ronaldo has been benefiting from quality team...even though I consider Juventus good too. Juventus finally exposed Ronaldo's secret. Breeze don blow, foul nyash open.

Ronaldo is supposed to atleast shine even if juventus underperforms. That is how to know a true high quality player...just the way Messi shines no matter how bad a team is.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 2:50pm On Jun 13, 2020
Vidukadinho:
He just had a bad game not that he's losing form
However how old did Robben and Ronaldinho retired from football if you can remember vividly
Then let him retire if he is not up to the task na

SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 2:42pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
Tho i must admit joining Juventus would probably be the worst decision Ronaldo ever made.

They're just an average team.

No World class trainers, no motivation for him there.
Pls, look at the team this guy is calling average.

1. Dybala
2. Costa
3. Matuidi
4. Buffon
5. Higuain
6. Ramsey
7. Rabiot
8. Pjanic
9. Cuadrado


Abeg, borrow me that weed you're using. E make sense die!

SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 2:40pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
Tho i must admit joining Juventus would probably be the worst decision Ronaldo ever made.

They're just an average team.

No World class trainers, no motivation for him there.
But that is what "challenge" is all about. You can't just hide under the shadow of excellent players in madrid, man u and claim boss
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 2:39pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
No i asked you first. So give me an answer to both questions then I'll answer yours.

SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 2:26pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
How many free kicks have your dog scored in total?

Then how many free kicks have our Football God (Ronaldo) scored in total?
Answer my question first
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 2:21pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalil8:
4th penalty miss in 4 years.

Amazing record!!

How many have ur local dog missed in 2 years again?
But my local dog scores freekicks as though it were penalty. How many free kicks has your new challenger dog scored since he joined Juventus?
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 2:17pm On Jun 13, 2020
Cc: Jokermanaldo
Obembetaldo
SportsCristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by ElasticStone(op): 2:15pm On Jun 13, 2020
Cristiano Ronaldo is the first player to miss a penalty kick after the lockdown. grin grin grin

Juventus however managed to make it to the final in Copa Italia on the strength of their away goal against AC Millan

I am not sure if he was out of form but he also missed several open goal chances. Could it be that the famous CR7 has lost his skills?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/juventus-reach-coppa-italia-final-22184723?fbclid=IwAR1FZ47wkjGOqRy7m5dkeRnHXhj7lYIJvmfrAmNjDGHBXxB1Uqtc1vXX9Ww

honeric01, semid4lyfe, mynd44, lalasticlala, Seun
SportsRe: €180m Mbappe Remains Most Valuable, Messi 9th, 35-year-old Ronaldo Out Of Top 40 by ElasticStone(m): 12:19pm On Jun 08, 2020
Jokerman:
This list has to do with age.... Mbappe is the youngest most talented player hence the 1st
See your mouth like kilishi

EducationRe: What Is The Name Of That Iron Pipe Under The Car Where Smoke Comes Out Called? by ElasticStone(m): 12:15am On Jun 06, 2020
Op, It is the dick of the car grin

CareerRe: Where Can Someone With Bsc. Statistics Work? by ElasticStone(m): 1:15pm On Jun 02, 2020
topedoski:
I am currently a student in Ahmadu Bello University Zaria. I applied for Computer Science but I was offered Statistics. I had no other options than to go for it. I have been at home with no admission for 3 years and my junior brother would also be writing Jamb next year, so you see?

Well I discovered that I haven't really think about the course Statistics because I have always dreamt of being a computer scientist, I even learnt how to code while at home. But this statistics is like a new world to me. I want to know what and what I will be facing as a statistician, what kind of career field are available or open for someone who read statistics.
You just dodged a bullet. Computer science is scam in Nigeria. You are better off learing statistics or mathematics, then delve into programming personally...i.e. taking programming professional courses as these ones will teach you well. Most Nigerian computer lecturers know almost nothing.
CareerRe: Should I Resign My Good Bank Job And Start A Business? by ElasticStone(m): 10:10pm On Jun 01, 2020
tosinntoyin:
Dear all,

I really need an advice. I currently work with one of the Nigerian banks. My monthly take home is about 450k and quite good. My major problem right now is that I have just been transferred from a Branch at one end of Lagos to another end of Lagos. All efforts to convince my boss to deploy me to a closer branch has proved abortive.

Going to work daily right now is a very difficult especially during this raining season and covid 19th period. I spend roughly 3-4 hours on the road when going to work and back home.

I am currently raising my kids on my own right now and dont know how I would manage when school resumes. Before now I drop them off on my way to work in the morning and my friend picks them up to her house in the afternoon till I get back.

I currently have a savings of 2million and would love to start a biz( I dont know what kind) as am comptemplating resigning and start a biz instead so that I can have time for my kids and not die due to stress

Please i really need advice for you all.
Your village people strong o
CelebritiesRe: NICE OR TRASH?? Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off His New Look by ElasticStone(m): 5:35pm On May 27, 2020
timibare:
but on a low....ur not beautiful...do u feel me
Aswear. She looks like obasanjo somehow...
RomanceRe: She Needed My Dic For Her Ass For some Secs And I gave Her (with Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 3:41pm On May 24, 2020
Enoch07:
LOL u got me bro
grin
RomanceShe Needed My Dic For Her Ass For some Secs And I gave Her (with Photos) by ElasticStone(op): 3:37pm On May 24, 2020
I borrowed a friend my DICtionary for her ASSignment but she has not returned it since. I am tired of using google all the time. Any advice on what do to pls? What annoyed me is that she said she will use it for a few seconds but it is 1week now angry

TravelRe: Anambra Intercepts Truck From Jos, Transporting Passengers, Animals (Photos) by ElasticStone(m): 9:12am On May 19, 2020
They might not even be indigenes of Jos sef. See Jigawa on the truck's plate number.

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