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Politics / Re: Albert Okumagba's Death: Obaseki Expresses Shock, Sadness Over Banker's Demise by elchapoo: 2:30pm On Nov 21, 2020
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Politics / Re: Pastor Sunday Edino Arrested With Looted Medical Equipment Worth N1.2bn In Kogi by elchapoo: 12:09am On Oct 28, 2020
helinues:
End time pastor

But that worth is ridiculous... Even if Dem sell the car join, it no fit reach N1bn


Only the car? Sell the land and em house set, e no reach 1/3 of that amount.
Politics / Re: Buhari On Looting: 'Turn Back Your Children If They Bring Back Unaccounted Goods by elchapoo: 11:16am On Oct 27, 2020
Tweeter handle President.. very fast typewriter but can take upto two weeks to come up two pages of speech and address his fellow citizens live broadcast on a particular issue.
Las Las ego look a recorded speech

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Crime / Re: Lekki Shootings: We Hid Behind Barricades To Escape, Say Eyewitnesses by elchapoo: 9:47am On Oct 25, 2020
Thanks for saying "and if ", Am lying or purposely twisting the truth. If had seen those pics I wouldn't have made that comment in the first. I don't think those posts has gone viral. I frequently visit Nairaland since Monday both trending and front page but didn't see any of the pics you came up with on my mention. Am sorry if my comment added salt to your injury...nobody is paying me to lie or twist anything here, and fully responsible for any comment I make here and what ever that comes with it, the correction, the curse and the insult...
Must you curse? Do you know that there are few people who curse with date, and it works very well when they are returning one?repeatedly Tested and trusted...we are all in this together, PEACE

Mayniaa:

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Have you been living under a cave?

Oya call them for corpses

And if you are lying purposely or twisting the truth may your children die a more gruesome DEATH and they will call it fake news by the special grace of the lost souls you are lying against, so shall it be, you HEARTLESS ANIMAL
Crime / Re: Lekki Shootings: We Hid Behind Barricades To Escape, Say Eyewitnesses by elchapoo: 12:35am On Oct 25, 2020
Fake or real,I jus dey follow all this news small small. It's alleged that about 70 + Los their lives and I know say each of dem get loved ones friends and family that if dem put am together e go reach minimum of 1k people, it's also alleged that those carried out the massacre took away their body.
Out of all those people wey die, how come no video has surfaced online about them.
Even if all of them na burn throwaway, e go more that a dozen of people sharing videos telling the world that they have not seen their, baby daddy, boy friend, baby mama, girl friend, sibling, uncle, aunt,besties.. abi e neva reach more than 24 hours wey dem suppose look missing person?

Why be say all the Cele wey hail we move for social media, non of them shared his or her experience only do switch.

As time dey go if dem no come with list of the victims, at least 30 people identity as family. Hmmm
Hmmm
Hmmm
Hmmm
Politics / Re: Lekki Shootings: Top US Officials Storm Aso Rock by elchapoo: 10:51pm On Oct 24, 2020
emmabest2000:
Shocker man right now...


Just look PMB hand not just that it looks so fresh but it also looks like hand of an early 40 yrs old man,just few of em wey Don run political post still dey alive and far far far from looking this young. even looks feminine sef. Look eze na ukpo own look at ObJ own look even Ike Ekweremmadu. Look Tinubu look Oslo mole look Fashola look Olu Jacob look Gowon look IBB Dem all dey age even though dem all get money to do any kind of surgery wey dem want.
American scientists should run a check on PMB may them see weda dem go discover what will help produce anti aging pills..someone that his football age 74 oo.
Him senior most, if not all the governors in naija but he looks younger than them all.
I wonder if him dey birth with fresh milk..
The very first day wey dem born you for this country you are already a philosopher.
Politics / Re: Watch Yorubas Calling For Tinubu And Sanwolu's Head by elchapoo: 2:37pm On Oct 23, 2020
This Kunle guy needs a therapists. Okuko aga arapuzi nmma guru ya gbagowara ite onu.
Politics / Re: Tompolo Reappears After Over 6 Years In Exile by elchapoo: 8:31am On Oct 22, 2020
The show Don dey get more real.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by elchapoo: 10:24pm On Aug 14, 2020
xzxzxyzzacbaxxxyx flawless victory

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Travel / Re: Aerial Coverage Of Oba, Anambra State( Video&photos) by elchapoo: 2:49pm On May 31, 2020
Ife di na Oba
Sports / Re: Neymar's New Look As He Strikes A Pose With NIKE Shoe (Photo) by elchapoo: 2:21am On May 31, 2020
senatepresido:
My man... Talented Nigga

This one just off me finally.
Health / Re: Abandoned Newborn Baby Found Alive In Ekwulobia, Anambra (Disturbing Photos) by elchapoo: 2:16am On May 31, 2020
I got the message sir, as this 2020 wowo so an upon say na naija we dey, this miracle still insists say em go survive.
No matter what you are passing through at the moment, just hold on tight.
There is hope.
Crime / Re: Tony Ugochukwu A Nigerian Based In The USA He Was Arrested For Murder by elchapoo: 4:29am On May 29, 2020
Latest billionaire
Crime / Re: My Weed Experience by elchapoo: 4:21am On May 29, 2020
Ok
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Stabbed Or Shot? Share Your Experience by elchapoo: 4:12am On May 29, 2020
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Crime / Re: Man Butchers His Twin Brother In Imo During Fight Over A Girlfriend (Graphic Pix by elchapoo: 3:00am On May 29, 2020
For the twins to always fight and disagree with each other since birth could be the hand work of village people coupled with the fact that they refuse to be skilled.
No be every body dey happy say mama ogbonna e neighbour, friend or relation born twins and there are some people that you can't kill with juju regardless of how you try, instead you cause harm by making the persons life useless.
How can someone with his clear head do this to his twin Bro because of after 5.
Lord have mercy on us all.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Newly Acquired Tucano A-29s In Pictures by elchapoo: 12:52am On May 29, 2020
Fossil
Crime / Re: Thief Falls Asleep While Stealing At A House by elchapoo: 12:20am On May 25, 2020
Some jazz sef.
Politics / Re: Joy Emodi Celebrates Her 65th Birthday Today by elchapoo: 11:06am On May 23, 2020
dynicks:
yes I am.....


Hit me up sharply so I could arrange for a rendevou...

Forget the looks ; follow what the heart has got to offer....#wayasay"

I dey tell you

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Romance / Re: Mimienudles Is The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland I Will Marry Her Someday by elchapoo: 5:56pm On May 22, 2020
Same account. Smh

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Romance / Re: Woman Reveals How Her Husband Rough Handles Her During Sex,beats Her Until He Ej by elchapoo: 4:36pm On May 22, 2020
You guys dated for 2 years without sex so your story will appear to be real. There is no way your hubby would start enjoying such sex all of a sudden if he has never been doing it for so long before he married you.
Idontbelieveit
Fashion / Re: Bianca Schoombee Withdraws From Miss South Africa 2020 Over Old Tweets by elchapoo: 2:10pm On May 22, 2020
Today you are so white that they had to change the background to black imfao Lmfao
Crime / Re: Salman Hassan Stabs Husband To Death In Bauchi Over Sex (Photos) by elchapoo: 11:17pm On May 21, 2020
I don't think this girl is more than 15 years
Career / Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by elchapoo: 11:34pm On May 20, 2020
Happyfela:
The fakeness started seaping out at the Third paragraph of the story.

I wonder ooo

Fast forward to when I resumed, I realized she was the CFO of the organisation, now fear don catch me. I couldn't even look her in the eye to start a conversation. I think she noticed and she called me to her office and was laughing at me and later told me she would like us to keep talking the way we did yesterday cause she doesn't have much friends.
Health / Re: COVID-19 Patients Having Fun With Drum At Isolation Center by elchapoo: 4:59pm On May 20, 2020
Beosten:
Covid-yahoo

Yes, that's what it is naija, Covid-yahoo.
You just remind me that another naija slang for yahoo is 19.
Health / Re: One COVID-19 Test Conducted In Kogi Since Outbreak — NCDC by elchapoo: 4:28pm On May 20, 2020
Na by force to carry the virus, hmmm
Now am beginning to believe that this virus will just disappear with time, and that's when they get tired.
Sports / Re: Roman Abramovich’s £66million Private Jet With Banquet Hall (Pictures) by elchapoo: 4:21pm On May 20, 2020
Nawaaoo some private jet be like one room face me I face you while some be like castle.
Crime / Re: Boko Haram Burns Hospital In Dapchi, District Head’s Palace by elchapoo: 2:50pm On May 20, 2020
Nigerian Air force were cooking something in the kitchen for BH sometime ago. Naija which way
Politics / Re: Obiano Commissions Obizi And Otuocha Regional Water Scheme (Photos) by elchapoo: 2:43pm On May 20, 2020
Reminds me of Obizi Uga in Aguata LGA of Anambra State. The water clean die.

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