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THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]LOL!!! who have you been talking to? lol
and at your request; NO. lol[/color]

My intel knew you'd say know.
Still had to try, you know.

ayettymama:
eldee u wont be callin me weak wen im done with u!

Are you an internet-gangster too??
Damn, I'm scared!!!

ayettymama:
:p

Can't believe you modified your post.
Hehehe . . . that's so effing weak

chic2pimp:
E ya pele ooo
We've all been there(skinny junior boy bullied by Agbaya seniors ).
In my school you didn't just mess with some senior boyz, they'll eat you alive

Hehehe . . . yeah, it's a Naija school thing.
They always had the big seniors that picked on everyone

Aiite . . . I really do need to stop eating this late.
Summer's just around the corner.

@ayettymama
Just saw your comment, I won't post there anymore.
I'll wait for the people to come after you first.

It'll be fun to watch you attempt to backtrack

ayettymama:
eldee

i will beat u ooo

Yeah I love being spanked.

ayettymama:
*shrugs* if u like

Hehehe . . . you're fun.
I'll stop disturbing you.

@THE AMAKA
Do you mind showing your pic??
Intel has it that you're the second-hottest chic on Nairaland

ayettymama:
your misreading what i said

i never said anything about music making you smart

uve completely misunderstood me-

i wont even bother explanining anymore

#imdone

Did I mention your name??

All I ask of you is a copy of the Nas and Immortal Technique poetry book you have

chic2pimp:
Oh bwoi 2 month is too short a period to get the type of body I am seeking.
It will take a minimum of 4 to 5 months

Hehehe . . . are you looking to be the new David Hayes??

chic2pimp:
Also no be the same naija foods women with prouding bellies dey eat?
You luck say you get good gene if not you for follow them get pot belly

Hehehe . . . I used to be a skinny kid in school so I think this is just fate saying sorry for the times I got bullied by that big Lasisi boy.

Kunbee:
Yeah ajisebi oyo pele tie
Thats not the actual translation, but thats my translation u can ask any other yoruba person to translate it for you cos i cant

Hehehe . . . My Yoruba is so basic, I actually had to learn to speak it myself recently.
Some people actually think in Yoruba, that must be difficult.

ayettymama:
im nt giving u
it will overwork your brain cells

dont want to be responsible for toasted neurons!

Chei . . . I don suffer.
What of the Nas poetry??

streetwize:
Lol. . . . I dey read am now nah. . . make i read am fini. . . haaa d guy just hit me with a dactylic pentameter. . . LMAO!! 

Maynne . . . Nas na bad guy ooh.
Me sef don know say na Abakaliki pentameter im go use.

streetwize:
Intelligent Ko, Intelligent ni, If i hit u with something intelligent u wont even know. . . nonesense!!!
So person suppose go skool b4 him fit listen to music. . see me see wahala oh. .

The whole concept of 'I listen to deep music, I must be smart' just makes me laugh.

ayettymama:
yes im a terrible person would this girl leave me alone now?

You've not still given me your Itunes playlist. . .
I told you I wanna be an Ayettymama when I grow up

Kunbee:
No oo the yoruba i wrote before i tried my best to explain it in english to
I gat 3 generations of winchses so be careful and you aint ready yet

WOW!!! How do you pronounce that??
Is that like a dialect or sumn?? I'm half-Ibadan, isn't my Yoruba meant to be the right one??

streetwize:
LMAO!!! eldee u too dey play

Abeg madam, tell me when it hasnt been about pleasin the children.
U as you dey no be nas poetry book dey please you??

Sorry. . . .I gas 2 go. . . Nas just brought out a new sonnet. . .

Hehehe . . . maynne you sef don buy that Nas sonnet??
I dey miss ooh . . . im use iambic pentameter??

Because that's what we intelligent guys like.

Hehehe . . . children.

chic2pimp:
Bwoi I've been gyming for over 6 months now in preparation for summer

8 Pack here I come

Hehe . . . last summer I went on an intense diet+gyming for just two months cus I had this beach holiday trip.
This summer, it'll be totally impossible to try that, thank God, I'm Nigerian . . . if not, I'd have been overweight with the amount of food I eat.

Kunbee:
You wouldnt want to anger the extra terrestrial powers

AHH!!! Are you offended that I implied that your Yoruba is hard to understand??
Right now I'm ready for anything

Pweety4me:
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I sincerely have nothing against you . . I already explained that my comment was a simple joke.
I've been called a Jay-Z groupie many times, it's not taken a single strand of hair from my head.

I see you took it quite personal . . . and I'm ok with that.
But you getting offensive . . . that's childish behaviour, now I don't know how old you are, but that doesn't matter now.
It's a free world, as I pointed out already.

‘’When he invited me for this occasion, I promised him that I will be here. My coming to Abeokuta is indeed homecoming, having been here 44 years ago. There is an established romance between me and OGD.
‘’I saw in him somebody that Adeniyi described as somebody that sees far beyond the present and I am glad I am proud of him.”

@topic

How long do I have to wait for my food to settle . . . I don't wanna wake up with a potbelly man.
Not with summer only three months away.

Pweety4me:
Wateva stop talkin. . .don't say a word 2 me again i don't like mincing wif guys who don't know how 2 differentiate between a joke & insult abej jo waka.

Hehehe . . . sulking??
What won't we see on NL??

Kunbee:
O ni fe te nao

Yoruba I know, but what speaketh thou??

Pweety4me:
_{Ble ble blah. . .typical Nl men talk. . .hisss}

Now you're being borderline-offensive and childish. . . but it's a free world.

ayettymama:
monkey!!!! of course i listen to music!
i dont listen to them!
see your head- u betta pray for my intelligence!

Could you please gimme your I-tunes playlist so I can learn how to know good music like you??
And what's the name of your Poetry book?? Queens Premier??

ayettymama:
^^ if only i could- i said that statement once and almost lost my man! kai
lolz id take the answer as a no and stick to reading poetry!

WOW!!! So you don't listen to music you only read poetry??
When I grow up, I wanna be intelligent like you

Kunbee:
^^you dis boi dat labelled me a farmer and to fink of it u r a legend

Hehehe . . . that thread was fun.
Don't worry, next time I'll make you get the fat woman wearing her daughter's top

Pweety4me:
_{No i ain't i just don't like d way u Nl men run your mouths up & down things dat r not funny u find funny it's just ridiculous!}

Erm . . . I'm not 'NL men', and what is actually ridiculous is the way you're acting after I clearly indicated that it was just a random comment.
I think it's unreasonable to take offence where none is intended.

Pweety4me:
Yea wateva bro u don't just say wateva comes of your head as u feel just 2 any1.

Erm . . . okay.
Maybe it's me, but you're taking this way more personal than intended.

ayettymama:
chick- escuse my ignorance, but doesnt jayz just plagarise everything nas does anyway??

Hehehe . . . stick to Miley Cyrus

@topic
Now I need more food . . . Cereal!!!

Pweety4me:
_{Is dis directed @ me?if so i am not finding it funny i just admire him & like wat he does dat's all.}

Erm . . .didn't mean to offend, as indicated by the smileys

Hehehe . . . tell me you're not another of his groupies??

Pweety4me:
_{Lolz sort your lyfe out no wonder your belle dey grow by d day stout man. . .}

Don't worry I'm only trying to complete my five-a-day . . . Breakfast, Lunch, Brunch, Supper, Fixfast

Eating at 9am will be breakfast . . . what do I call this cheese-ham sandwich I'm having now?? Beginfast?? Startfast?? Fixfast . . . yeah Fixfast, I should patent this ish maynne

Now I wanna go balling in PH, Lag and ABJ too.
London and Manchies are getting too lame.

tubabie:
Ta lo ran e nise?

After the reserve anger in me that should have rained on Arsenal, I have to put it on sumone.
Can you believe the guy's using my ex' younger brother's pic and saying . . . 'fine boys like me  . . . '
Such a loser.

I can't believe someone on Nairaland stole Teejay's profile pic and put it as his own.
I've added this motherfucker on Facebook . . . I'll embarrass his father.

lalaboi:
Ela Oju kan. . .chei!

Instigator

lalaboi:
Wrong thread syndrome dey worry u? lol

Erm, Oga sorry ooh . . . didn't they say we should post 'what's on your mind'??

Pweety4me:
_{Ahahaha eyin le mo na u know eh. . .}

I'm not talking bout you b . . . it's Ayettymama's profile pic that I saw.

Erm . . . was she the one in that profile pic?? Should I ask??
Nah, I won't . . . don't wanna end up being called a JJC for not knowing recognising Solange Knowles again.