₦airaland Forum

chic2pimp:
Oh boy she is underage ooo

Hehehe . . . I know nah

Mmmbop:
Oh, and I beg your pardon?  

Erm, erm . . . you know . . .

Mmmbop:
it's ibkaye you Arrow

Oh . . . I was looking for the weird faces you always put in you profile pics

I think your verse was really nice jare.
Come on . . . you need to get more of that on the mixtape. Your charisma on the beat sef killed it.

But you'll need to get a better hook . . . I thought you were going to do a 50 or sumn.

Niice on . . . RJ doesn't like your guts, Ofoka just hates you . . . you can't take emotion-ridden comments serious can you??

Mmmbop:
i'm serious, is everything ok?

Who's this and what did you do to get a ban??
I'm thinking Missy B or Stilly.

chic2pimp:
Nah so we see am my broda .
Wahlai women have it good oo
Those things can literaly turn us into dodoyos
I remember this Brainy dude(when i was in year11) being lost for words when a teacher asked him a question.
When we quizzed me later on we realised it was not his doing, the hot chic sitting next to him was rubbing his tighs close to his nether regions

Life is hard for us maynne. . .
A small girl like Ibkaye can make a big man like you shake like God knows what.

Mmmbop:
what the hell is eldee doing here?

Sharrap you laptop eyes . . .elephant ears

chic2pimp:
Buhahahahaha You better do
Some of those curves wey I dey see for my class
Heavens knows the amount of self control i've had to have in order not to smack em especially when they hug me .
Some if those shawtys know exactly what they are doing to Mankind . Some of em' even smile back @ you after you are done scooping their bakassis

Yes ooh . . . that thing can turn a man into sumn else.
You'll see yourself asking 'erm . . . sister, ca-ca-ca-can I borrow your bum-ba-ba-biro'

chic2pimp:
Oh bwoi me sef don learn my lesson jare. Nah for back of class I dey sit now
You fit scope all the fine fine chics finish .
Nah my friend tish me. Everyday I'll see this dude doing some crazy measurement obviously not related to what we were being taught until I finally knew nah babes bakassi and bazookas him and his gang dey yarn about

Ehen . . . so that's what that guy was doing??
I was wondering what he was doing measuring area of curvature and geometrical cumburus in a Comparative Law lecture.
Maynne, next lecture I'm going in with a protractor, divider and four-figure tables.

FL Gators:
na only 270^o?

I always stop when I hear a crack from my neck.

chic2pimp:
^^^^ No Make Yetunde hia that oooo
You know say she don threaten you

Who be Yetunde??

chic2pimp:
I demand the U.K government Ban Beautiful women from attending the same classes as yours truly

I'll sign that petition too.
It's more annoying when they walk straight to the back of the class forcing me to turn my neck in a 270^o angle.
It's dangerous for my health . . . I'm barely in my mid-twenties and they want me dead.

chic2pimp:
The One and Only 'Not So Commercial' Michael Jackson' 

Michael Jackson invented commercial.

dayokanu:
^^ You remember the defence line Barca lined up vs Manure in last years semi finals.

I think Alves, Abidal were out and Yaya Toure, 36yr old Sylvinho had to patch up yet they still won convincingly.

Puyol, Pique and Toure all played in that match.
That's not exactly a bad defence to me, give me that and I'll win you a Bundesliga

dayokanu:
When Manure lost VDS, Vidic and Ferdinand at the same time wht could be worse than that. You also notice I didnt include Anderson, Oshea, Brown, Hargreaves and co.

You know what happened then?? They lost to Fulham 3-0.
And drew with a couple of other teams.

dayokanu:
Do you remember when Chelsea lost their first 2 keepers this season and two seasons ago?

Did they have to play Barcelona at Nou Camp that same week??

@Dayo

You see that I didn't mention Djourou and Ramsey and people like that.
I called half of our first team that's out injured.

And these are the most important players too . . . this is not one odd player.
Man Utd lost Rooney, Fletcher, Valencia, Ferdinand and Vidic a day before playing Barcelona, then you can say sumn.

FFS we even lost the guy that was meant to cover in the CB role.

debosky:
@ eldee

I don't think this has anythign to do with the physios - Wenger has simply not managed his squad  well neither has he made adequate provisions. We needed a reliable backups at CB but he brought in only Campbell, knowing Silvestre is -1.  

We just need to hope and pray none of the others drop down injured between now and the end of the game.

We are so threadbare that Merida, Traore, and Eastmond all have a very realistic chance of playing if we have any more freak injuries.  

Wenger should simply start with Silvestre and not risk crocking Campbell as well. . . . .we cannot afford any more injuries.

In spite of the injuries, I still support the gooners to record a historic victory at Camp Nou.

Yeah that's true . . . but you know bad luck still comes in.
It's hard to admit, but we have to accept that luck does play a massive role in football.

How many teams have their best players in every position out injured?? I don't see any way Wenger could have prevented this.
We saw how weak Man Utd looked when Rooney and Fletcher were out.

You don't expect to lose Gallas, Fab4, Song and Asharvin in one week.

Madena


This is one of those movies that just get you fascinated by the setting that you forget that it's a movie.
How will anyone not find WWII Italy interesting??

Monica Bellusci is a godess.

What kind of team do I support??
Is bad luck our logo??

How can we have the most important players in each of the positions out just when we are about to face the best team in Europe??

Defence: Gallas
Midfield: Fabregas, Arshavin and Song
Attack: Van Persie

That's half of our true first eleven missing. . . I seriously don't understand this.
Our physios should be investigated.

DBR:
Jay only gon' make J.cole dump down, really!
He'll get big, but be less deep under Jay's tutelage.
Plus, havent heard any material of his since the sign up.
Not sure if the one he ft or vice versa Still The Hottest is after the sign up.
if it is, i think it's stll d same J.cole nuffin changed yet.
Just begun ft Talib Kweli, & Mos Def, an di think Electronica was dope as bleep tho.
J.cole stood his ground on it. Dunno if it's after d sign up too.

Listen to D.julien's Omars story off The Experiment and The Draft off Let me introduce myself.
I think they much better than David's revenge.

oNe

Nah . . . both songs are after being with Jay-Z.
Are you going to tell me you didn't see those improvements?? Isn't it after this that he killed Wale on Beautiful Bliss??
His charisma since signing to Jay-Z has helped him hold his ground against the best.

I don't see D. Julien killing anyone on a track. . . I see J.Cole holding his ground on an Eminem track.

DBR:
oh really?!
Which D.julien story tellin tracks did u hear and which J.cole's did u compare it with?
Cos i doubt J.cole edges him on any criteria~~well except gettin signed

oNe

Come on . . . J.Cole has improved massively since getting signed.
Under tutelage from Jay-Z and other rap legends.

Even before he got signed, his mixtape The Come Up was already critically acclaimed.

I listened to that D. Julien story bout the David kid - David's Revenge. . . that was not good enough man.

Rhymstein:
Havent heard his Haiti song,Resurrection?

I no go yab that song . . . it's for charity.
But the thing sounded like a Social Studies lesson.

Right up out your worrying
Right into the wondrous
Right up off the ground
Right to where the thunder is
And it's where your sisters
And your mothers and your brothers is
Aunties and your friends
and your fathers and your husbads is

Just imagine how weak that is . . . there was another part where he went all . . .'the love, the courage, the history, the passion' . . . which kind nonsense be that??
He's weak abeg . . . even The Coolest was a weak album.