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bluespice:
lol monday is over nau

Yeah . . . It's till Tuesday.

FL Gators:
What kinda temptation?

Well let's just say I fell but I rose back up again

FL Gators:
lol for 40 days?

rotfl

Yes ooh . . . she even added Easter Monday on it sef.
Jesus only got tempted three times. For me it was 14 times

I'm only Legendary, I'm not John the Baptist abeg.

FL Gators:
40 days? Which kind of starvation are we talking here?
Food. . . .or. . . .?

Yes ooh it's  . . . .
For a full lent period.

Dunno how she expected me to fast for that long . . . maybe I should have started preaching the gospel of baptising myself.

FL Gators:
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

chaiii, women have suffered.

ah ahnnn

It's just hilarious when one person decides to go on sum lent starvation for 40 days.
And then to expect a young black male like me to join in . . . I be Jesus??

Ode lomo latile

In her mind we got rid of sex and carnal desire for lent.

Not even till Easter Sunday . . . Easter Monday loun loun.
Hehehe.
Ode . . . you know how to go yourself. O man gorae.

The Sly:
Pls dont dull me. . .I aint coming to no gay party where i'm gon be seeing 4girls with 29boys.
Girls . . . .Abeg, show your face na!

Wancher!!!

bluespice:
*death*
no we [i]strong independent black [/i]feminists demand the right to be treated equally so 5000 posts also for us  

Nah!!! We must crush all other genders . . . male, hermaphrodite, chameleondite, all of them.
So we need more chics to fight this battle.

bluespice:
SEXISM!!!!!!

No, I'm a feminist.
I want to fight for the women rights to go anywhere they want.
I'm a strong black feminist.

doyin13:
lol. . .I bet he is little in more ways than one

Ika ni e

bluespice:
no be the one in black tee?
i saw him nau

eldee we gon need descriptions of those things u posted
what passes as proof of consistent posting to begin with?

Male: 3000 posts.
Female: 1 post.

Abeg erm . . . the Management have decided that everyone will need to show proof of consistent posting on NL to be allowed into the premises.

And we might need proof that the visitors are actually friends of Nigeria as stipulated on the Nairaland Home Page.

Also, discretion lies in the hands of the Management to evict whoever they deem fit.

chamotex:
Egbon, sit your arse down abeg . . . we've got enough testosterone running through that list already.
Eldee, I think you might have to back off too.

I just signed up a chick, still in the process of getting two.
You're here sitting down, jerking off because more guys are coming.

bluespice:
uhn uhn, u mean sly is with bluespice

Erm . . . I'm sorry but the management cannot guarantee that clause.
If you don't like the terms of the contract, we'll look for other people.

doyin13:
hehehehe. . . .they have forgotten me already oo.

I know say u sabi pick them na. . .I can barely compete
with the likes of Sagamite or Eldee.


@bluespice

will you be my companion.

U know say i don dey eye you since  

Hey back off . . . Bluespice is with Sly.

In three years, holla at me Miley Cyrus

ayettymama:
wouldnt u like that!!!!

no ooooo i no want u continue miley cyrus jokes!!

Hehehe . . . come on, as long as you're legally allowed to drink, then it's fine.
Besides, guys like Chamotex and Sly will need chics so they don't start showing withdrawal symptoms

@yetty

You're coming aren't you??

I'm a humble man so I'll manage two chics . . . Peachie and Madlady.

All the other guys should book now ohh . . . because I've convinced Sly to come.

FL Gators:
vote for you for what? whatcu running for?

Law School President. . . Obama lomo

FL Gators:
lol eldee comot from hia jor

It's true na . . . thank God for the scientists jare.
May God let them hit 100% in Jesus name.

Valuable or invaluable??
With all these lies I'm putting on this manifesto, I go tear shirt if them no vote me.

FL Gators:
loff that chick

LOL the times he wants HIV/AIDs abi? Men, SMH.

Hehehe . . . protection is the key word, 97% is the number

@topic
TheAmaka is quite interesting actually.

FL Gators:
@eldee
b/cu guys can be bad sometimes

Yeah I know . . . guys are dickheads and there comes a time in man's life where he needs to let his JT make the decisions.
Why won't chics just accept that??

Kunbee:
You will thank me later

NIIIICE!!!!

FL Gators:
I feel your pain

Chics always have a way of making you look like the bad guy.

WTF!!! Nine missed calls . . . come on, I'm not your boyfriend.

Drop The World - Lil Wayne ft Eminem

Say what you will about Lil Wayne, he makes peach music.
And Eminem's just next level. . . he's dark.

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Damn . . . Elrazur na bad guy ooh.
See as him take destroy Ofoka with him English.
Chei . . . make we see as him go take survive this one.


Thinking in Pidgin is really difficult. . . I'll stick to Italian

Mmmbop:
i'm sticking with 28  

Niice

Mmmbop:
lol el, i actually thought you knew

I know . . . jst wanted you to tell chickenpimp yourself.
He thinks you're 16.

Mmmbop:
Lol i'll be truthful for once, I'm not that old, but neither am I that young

Hehehe . . . aiite, so how old are you??
You know you won't lie to me . . . this is to get chickenshrimps off your back once and for all.

chic2pimp:
. . . . . And how many times will I remind you that Me sef I am 12?

Underage is Below 16
Nah Lie Jor

In her defence, she's 17 years old . . . you'll get arrested for helping her get alcohol.

FL Gators:
Why dos everyone think Ibk is below 16?
She's older than chiogo sef

Hehehe . . .it's just because they knew when she was in training bra.