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frijos:
SORRY GUYS! LALA CHECK your MAIL NOW O.

OK WAT'S THIS? BENJAMZ AND LALA FEUD?

Nah . . . Lalaboi and Olamide found at the crime-scene of Benjamz' murder.

osasp:
looool
mehn your niece na legend. . .d girl dey ad lib loooool
u kill am abeg lol

I listened to the song with just her part . . . her punchlines pass Lala own sef.

At the end she was saying . . . 'Afeez, Sule' and other random names when Lala did the shoutouts.

'Uncle Lala, wey my shoutout, I punsh you oh, Uncle Lala . . .'

lalaboi:
You sure say u lock this thread?

I nor know say them go try post.

Thread Locked, moved to Recycle Bin.

@Mubz and Galacticos
I'll send the codes, but as Cristalz suggested, I'll man mark you guys
Entry into the league for both of you comes with an agreement on your part to be one of us on this thread and email me both your team lists every Friday for inspection
It's not too hard, just drop in more often and we won't have any problems.

@Everyone

I've seen valid arguments from you guys, especially Cristalz.
The only issue I have with Mubz and Galacticos is the fact that they were not interactive last season.
The fun last season was in being scared to lose because I knew every was going to diss me for losing to Chamotex, the season-long battle between Chamotex and Debo . . .telling myself that if I didn't finish above Borat in the World Cup, I'll go without sleeping-with for a whole week.

Those kind of things make the difference between me joining some random Fantasy League and the Nairaland one.
I don't think it's too much to ask that they step in every now and then and gloat . . . Borat did more gloating than the whole top 4 last season.

So, following the opinions expressed on this thread, I'd make and exception for only Mubz[/b]and [b]Galacticos, they will have to agree to be more interactive and around through out the league.

canuck:

@massach79
Why should anyone be arrested for selling alcohol?

In a police station??

bawomolo:
that boko haram video is chilling.

It's scary, those guys were just random people they took from the streets to their police station.
The even picked up two guys with physical disabilities, how do those guys go fighting in crutches??

No one cares about AQ, we've not seen him tear up any track apart from Names . . . he can't be one of the most anticipated.
African American has won this award for six consecutive years

Has Iceberg Slim dropped his album?? If not, that should be on this list.

tkb417:
tot they said they killed some policemen

so they didnt kill the Policeman who killed someone?

chei!!!

i dey vexxxxxxxxx.

It's no longer hidden, there was a time they actually allowed Aljazeera to film a public excecution of random people.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stU0T2H1DMo&hl=en_GB&fs=1[/flash]

Skip to 2:12

spikedcylinder:
Wow.
Any WHITE COLLAR JOBS, by the way?

Bribery and fraud are white-collar jobs

DBR:
Well, considering thousands fail it, it must really take a smart person to pass it,
also considering the same line flew over your head. . abeg allow Javalove his braggin right joor

oNe

Hehehe . . . it flew over my head means I'm not smart??
I might as well start boasting because I got the Boca Juniors line.

eleshin:
pressy no b small tin ooo,though he deserves a strong executive position in haiti considering his antecedence as a face of hope 4 d haitians.

He's done more for Haiti that any President . . . he basically put that country on the map.
He's the most famous man in the country, and the most important part is the fact that he actually cares about them.
I wish we had a Wyclef Jean.

DBR:
i got d Geiger (Geiger Muller counter) counting crazy. .the fact is all my joints are radio active[i](radioactive)[/i]. -M9

I missed that . . . best one I heard was his reference to Queen Mary's kleptomaniac right at the end.

javalove:
Its Modenine jor. . .!!!!!

I'm sure very few heads here will understand the relationship b/w the Guijer Muller Counter and Radioactivity. . .

Yeah, yo must think you're very smart for passing GCSE Science.

@Everyone
As I said, we shouldn't let nonsrule into the league as it defeats the whole purpose of the Mission Impossible III code delivery procedure
He's not the average Nairalander, in my own opinion . . . he never posts or anything, he's just and FPL god.

So what do you guys think, should the fact that nonsrule played in last year's league help to get into this one??

The discretion still lies with me, I just need to hear any convincing arguments.

Ibime:
Eldee,

No allow Muki lobby you anyhow o. This nonsrule fit be Mubz, Galacticos or Terryfic in disguise. We no fit dey play game with person wey dey use Wiener process calculate Fantasy League. I advise nonsrule to go and play for £1m in The Suns fantasy league, instead of wasting his time playing against mere mortals on Nairaland.

Muki has not lobbied me in any way, I was just joking in that part.
Left to me, I don't think nonsrule should be allowed into the league, but I have to put you guys into consideration.

dayokanu:

Why will she need a vibrator when I'm very vibrant . . .

FBS:
^^^ LOL!  
But actually I was only translating or rather explaining your post to her. . .

Did she tell you she needed a translator??

googles:

Well i can read and i sure can derive

thank you!!!

Don't mind guys like FBS jare, he wants to steal you from me.
We're a force . . . we will survive

googles:
limme alone jor. . . . you abandoned me since all dese months  

mr "i take shags seriously"

How can I forget you?? You know the deal, it's two more years baybee

I take shags seriously means I'm not gay

How can a chic be this butterz and still havve no game??
Life's a female dog maynne

googles:


hmmm na wa o

Did I say anything wrong??

You know you're still my baybee, not like those other ones

Seriously though . . .I don't see why guys should go after girls when they can't give them what they want(money).
I know I take shags seriously in the relationship and she values cash, so it's an unwritten agreement that works fine.

We shouldn't be complaining, it's easier to give money than attention, just make enough money before you go for them.
Then you won't need to waste you bars on the average daft Nigerian girl that's out of touch with witty lines and your car will do the talking for you.

Missy B:
Eldee,
Do not even try to present the man as the victim.
I'D like to think he stuck with her because he Loves her and wanted to maintain the
''For better, for worse'' promise. 

Yes nah . . . but it was a mistake, he married Gen and ended up with Eucheria.
That's torture man . . . he would have become the bad guy if he left.

@Ofoka

All this one na demo, that song is as wack as Benjamz on his worst day.

Gekko:
Damn, thot this discussion was going to be about exposing bread to heat.

Please who is Iyana Ipaja Rangers??
That's the only name I can't recognise on the table right now.

@mukina

Me I don talk my own, I've got evidence to prove that you've been trying to lobby me to get him in.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=484492.msg6457954#msg6457954 date=1280238003]Then wetin you call this one? Sweet loving?

You have not posted anything. I was expecting something stronger. Not that weak one. See as you make noise fall your own hand.


jk jk lol[/quote]

Exactly.

nonsrule:
ok bros, no wahallah, una enjoy

Yo, Mukina said you were in the League last year with a different username.
She thinks I'm being unfair and one-sided, I'm sorry for that.

So what was your old username?? And team name??

@tkb

I just logged in, didn't get any offlines.
Are you online now??

nonsrule:
ok bros, no wahallah, una enjoy

Sorry man, one of my friends wanted to join but I had to stop him too.
It's not my decision though, if these guys want to let you in, then it's okay.

@Nonsrule

I'm sorry but this is a private league for average Nairalanders.
It's kinda unfair for us to set up a league and someone just shows up once to get codes and then in June after winning the league.

We'd rather Chamotex won the league than someone from outside, that's the whole fun in it.
I'm really sorry if I sound like I'm abusing discretion but I think most members agree with me.
It's like allowing me into the League for your workplace.

@tkb
Egbon, you were the first person I sent the code to.
Didn't you get it??

@agaba
This will be the second time I'm sending you the codes, the PM thing is from the Middle Ages, I'll keep trying.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=485963.msg6454600#msg6454600 date=1280186881][color=deeppink]I didn't know there are fat people in britain.

Anyway, may her soul rest in peace.[/color][/quote]Being fat in the UK is almost regarded as a disability.
Our obsession with being healthy is getting stronger, there's a law that even regulates how near a fastfood shop can be to a school.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1285939/Judge-declares-fast-food-takeaway-near-school-unlawful.html

Missy B:
That would have killed her before the Chicken and chips.  
Fat people need Love and sex too.  

Fat people need to be healthy too . . . chicken doesn't help.

If she really wanted it, she'd have to stop eating.
It's punishment on the poor guy, he couldn't leave.

He would have been the guy that left a woman just because she got fat.