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Missy B:
!How does sleeping with her contribute to her health problem? She's his wife!!!
Are you saying he should have abandoned her completely in order to ''help'' her?

Yes . . . no more sex till she dropped 30 pounds

michelin89:
Mscheeeeeeeew!

Now you dun know.

michelin89:
Which kind reputation?

Come on . . . you don't live n the UK, you won't understand.
Over here, most stores only sell jeans with Max size of 38" and those are extremes.
Fat usually equals underclass inner-city dwellers over here.

Rolling with a fat chic is just wrong, it's engraved in British guy-code.

It's not like I'm fatophobic or sumn, but women this fat have enough problems already.
She was probably tired of living on a bed and being a circus freak that she decided to live her normal life.
She died happy, like she wanted to, eating.

This is what I always tell guys that go after fat chics, apart from the fact that it's disastrous for your reputation, you're also encouraging women to get unhealthy.
Because you'll get guilted into feeding them with chicken and chips when they get stuck in sickbeds.

@Ofoka

You nor dey look face abi??
Your warning was wack . . . deal with it.

chiogo:
I dunno about that 'Hold yuh' beat. Sounds good on Nicki though.

I'd suggest "A Milli" beat but what do I know?

Best beat of the year bar none . . .

jay bee:
@eldee
Abeg name and shame
why keep a tight lip

AHHH!!!! I'm not ready to battle the army when they come to accuse me of blasphemy.
We all know a popular chuch where flogging 'helps to remove the demons'.

snowdrops:
it looks low budget to me compared to the usual dispatches standard.

on the other hand, having to go through all 4000 known african churches is definitely a herculian task. this issue surely need to be revisited maybe in a follow-up programme.

They should have gone to Africa to see the roots of the whole thing.
Talking to a couple of people will help to show that people do this because of the African traditional beliefs they grew up with.

Besides, consulting average Nigerians in say Peckham or Woolwich will show that the problem is still there.

I'm kinda disappointed in Channel 4's documentary though, it was way too superficial.
I can do a better job.

They didn't even go to any Nigerian church, especially the one whose name I shall not mention.

The Man Who Can't Be Moved - The Script

Are

Pharoh:
Yes oo my brother, we just believe too much in jungle justice or trying to exploit all kinds of situations instead of doing the right thing. A simple video evidence with all the right actions  that will nail the lecturer was turned into a situation where the students has taken the laws into their hands. Just like @reptyle has stated, i really see the man winning this case if he has a very good lawyer.

I still repeat it, i am so sorry for that girl in particular because her name, picture and information is out now in the open and she is the prime target for a revenge from the other party. If it was well planned they would have  masked the face of the girl in that video and called her a different name. We are always in a hurry to do things and in the process lack adequate planning for our subsequent actions.

You guys need to stop bringing in this weak moral argument here.
In the developed country you're talking about rights are given to you freely.

In Nigeria, you'll lose your rights if you don't take it, how many times have students complained about sexual harrassment??
Isn't it a right as a student to pass just because he knows his stuff??
Isn't it a right for guys not to need to bribe lecturers??

If the lecturer takes advantage of the dead legal system in Nigeria to extort money off students while moralists like you turn the other way, you have no right to complain when the students take laws into their own hands.
In my opinion, the end justify the means . . . and more lecturers need to be named, shamed and extorted till this stops.

WHOA!!! That first verse was crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

'My favourite number is 198
Do the math, I'm number one, beef Nine and get ate
Won beri, touch the mic and get buried'

I'm a prankster,
Only when I put my phone near your chic's privates and call myself leave it on vibrate
Brrrng incoming call vibrate
I ball till my eyeballs dilate
I phone my own I-phone to say I'm great

'It's Modo 'esta loca, balling like Brazilian soca
The rest all junior like Boca'

dayokanu:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2007/jul/02/newsstory.arsenal

Is Dimano club president lying about the money he received?

That's obvious . . . he was trying to make his club's fans not feel bad about losing their best player.
He even said it was 'the money Arsenal got after selling Henry to Barcelona'. He just read the papers and put a figure there for his fans.

Isn't this whole Clearance Fee thing against ECOWAS rules or sumn??

@Ofoka

Make I nor lie, that Warning Shot no enter at all. . . you, don go gawk yourself.
Abeg deliver sumn hard jare . . .

Sorry Borat . . . your record in the World Cup is too bad, Goodluck Jonathan has banned your team.

bouzymill:
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How come no one is talking about "Wash my mouth, I can't wash my mouth, I can only brush my mouth, E gbo oyinbooooooooo"
Laugh wan kill me die for here.

Chei . . . Lala na bad guy ooh, I even forget that part.

bouzymill:
I heard benjam's diss before now and I thought to myself, see how person don kill himself for chess. You didn't even come alone, you came with your crew. THREE GROWN A!SS MEN.

The funny thing about this dis joint is that It wasn't lalaboi that replied Benjams, It is that little girl. She finish Benjams from Beginning to the end. IF I was Benjams, I would hate that girl was than Lalaboi himself. loooooooooooooooooooooool

I thought they said two heads are better than one, here na one pikin finish three grown a!ss men. Uncle Benjams is waaaaaaaaaaack

Thumbs up Lalaboiii.   .    .  Nice move

The funniest part was at the end when she was begging for a shoutout . . . Lalaboi must sign Niece Olamide to his record label man.
She's a hardcore battle rapper

chamotex:
Only 1 Lala I know . . . . . .LALABOI  

Only Benjamin I know . . . .Benjamin Franklin

tekajibril:
Benjamz and crew are wacker than paranoid ducks.

You guys are being evil . . . you heard that they Ethered the guy, you decided that the best thing to do will be to cremate him alive.
That's unfair maynne . . .

LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lalaboi don end person career . . . which kind Ether be this na??
Only you murder the whole crew, Lalaboi has made history.

You're not in my league Julius Berger boy . . . you mean say you dey Champions League but Ben Jamz nor even reach Nigerian Premier League!!!

You never leave Naija, you dey speak phonee
Oh you leave Naija, because you go Benin

Your punchlines too soft like soft fufu
And you want make I teach you lyrical Kungfu

Multisyllabic yabbing . . .Lalaboi don 50-Jah this nigga.

@DBR

You know what, I'm done arguing . . . Eminem's punchlines are not good.
It's simple, if you said that about Canibus, Modenine or even J.Cole, I'd have brought out a whole list of crazy punchlines to prove you wrong.

I showed you a continuing trend in Em's punchlines, no one could dispute it.
All you guys are doing is 'nah, it can't be true', 'you didn't hear them' . . . gimme sumn that can hold water abeg.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459516.msg6438599#msg6438599 date=1279900340]I take it that Eminem's lyrics are too fast for your thought process. . . .
That's the problem you are having. . . . .U have to rewind several times to catch what he's trying to say.
Start speaking more to Caucasians. . . . .Your interaction with Mgbekes dey slow down your senses. [/quote]Hehehe . . . I live in England, there are lyrics websites everywhere.
I know a good punchline when I see one, Eminem doesn't do them good.

@DBR, Sauron
Those lines were off the top of my head, at the end of the day, they all have the same trend.
Anyone that listens will spot it . . .

Take sum everyday figurative phrase and literalise them.

It's not like the other guys that could go diverse wiv em . . . say Canibus, Budden, Lil Wayne.
It's not bad or anything, you cannot be a narrator and a punchline rapper at the same time, one has to give way for the other.

Eminem chose the narrative part, which he does better than anyone in the game, see Loose Yourself . . . he'll descibe minor things that others will ignore . . . but his punchlines are just not it.

You want me to give you ten great Immortal Technique/ Lil Wayne punchlines, I will, for Eminem, I'll have to go listen again.

@Sauron

You don't need to have great punchlines to be a good battle M.C.
Eminem is a great rapper but not a punchline rapper, he even admitted that his punchlines weren't compact . . . listen to 'Won't back Down'
Eminem always tells the truth about himself, I talked about Relapse being wack, y'all said I was bullshitting, till Eminem said it himself.

'Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd'

'I'll cut my toes off
And step on the receipt before I foot the bill'



@Genuflect

Why should I go listen to Infinite, it's like saying, 'I think Nas is the best rapper in 2010, go listen to Illmatic'
Eminem's style has changed since then, the Eminem we know is more descriptive and emotional with amazing delivery.

I pointed to the punchlines on Recovery, compare them to people like Jay-Z and Joe Budden.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=483306.msg6432002#msg6432002 date=1279811590]guy like i said before . . . its a film not a series!
patapata na 3hrs!
u dnt need everybody's view on DaGrin


i tire o[/quote]An example . . . Notorious B.I.G's mum didn't know he was into drugs.
Up till today, the people on his street didn't know what he got up to.
If I died today, my parents only knew 4 of my girlfriends. . . the player Eldee will be lost.

American actors go to live with the people in order to get the role perfected, I see no reason why it shouldn't be the same here.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459516.msg6436888#msg6436888 date=1279885424]Weezy's snail speed murked up his carefully written lyrics.
Tell him to up the ante next time. . . . . .U don't collabo with Eminem rapping like you are collaboing with Lady Gaga.
This is RAPPING not guesting appearing on a R-n-B song.[/quote]That helps the punchlines to sink better . . . you miss those one-liners and that's it.
Eminem's lines didn't touch Weezy's on that song.

DBR:

Well, Nickled owned Em on it,but only drew with Ortiz.
The only dude i ikno/think Em fears is Niclkle 9!
Yea . . i said it!  

oNe

Eminem is not really good at punchlines . . . he's admitted that much.
Anyone listening will see a common trend.

'Turn the tree over to turn a new leaf'

'Go to the cornerpub and raise the bar'

'stand on the monopoly board to be on to of the game'

Lil Wayne and Slaughterhouse are punchline people, they'll do it in their sleep.
Listen to Talking to Myself and see what Em said.

@DBR & Sauron

How about this for the best closing line on the whole album . . . 'No love lost, no love found'

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459516.msg6436402#msg6436402 date=1279880219]Eldee, these are baby-lines.
Lil Wayne cocked it up by rapping like he was reading from a newspaper. . . . .Nigga should learn how to spit it.

Look at Eminem's breath control and how he was weaving through the stack of lines. . . . .
That is the ART of rapping. . . . . . .Sometimes it ain't really about the words but how the words got spat.

It's a no-brainer. . . . . . . .The Caucasian of Rap sodomized Weezy yet again. [/quote]Thank you . . . now you see exactly what I've been saying.
Lil Wayne's bars were better than Em's but Em's fire on the delivery was on some next level.

Maybe it's the fact that I'm used to Em on this level, but Weezy's verse is the only thing you remember when the track's over.

But it's "ffuucck the world", get a child out her
Yeah, my life a b***h, but you know nothing bout her

He turned over every catchphrase in hiphop, that's creative.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459516.msg6436171#msg6436171 date=1279877821]Spitting on pussies before eating em is the wickedest line on that track. . . . . .
U can term it to mean 5 different things. . . . .Line so simple but yet ambiguous.[/quote]Abeg . . . Eminem's werre doesn't move me that much, but a witty Weezy closed down this track.

Money outweighing problems on the triple beam (Mo money mo problems)
I'm sticking to the script, you ***** skipping scenes
[i]Be good or be good at it
Fucking right I've got my gun, semi-Cartermatic[/i]

Fatima Aliyu is in a complicated relationship.


Eldee Likes this.

lalaboi:
^^ Yeh na. . . Forum games section aint all dat. . . You wanna play games that'll make you post a lot? . . N how does it show that you have contributed meaningfully to the forum?

Half my posts are from Forum Games . . . back then when they used to count.
I'm trying to slow down, I don't like seeing my username on that first page man, it's annoying.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459516.msg6436067#msg6436067 date=1279876682]U weren't paying attention to Eminem. . . . . .Maybe he was too fast for you.

Some of his lines. . . . .

Look at these rappers, how I treat them
So why the Bleep would I join them when I beat them
They call me a freak because
I like to spit on these pussies before I eat them


Til I'm toppling from the top
I'm not going to stop
I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop[/quote]Those are decent lines but they're not as witty as Weezy's.
Did you miss Weezy's lines??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459516.msg6435822#msg6435822 date=1279873818]Maybe Lil Wayne improved on this track but Weezy's best was still several notches below Eminem's verse.
Didn't you hear Lil Wayne moaning everytime Eminem was dropping each bar?

Eminem cremated Lil Wayne on that track, no question![/quote]Hehehe . . .he wasn't moaning, he was helping out.
I think Lil Wayne was a lil better, at the end of the day, you remember half his bars . . . Eminem's only real bar was the Kanye line.

Mobinga:
Eldee, Just Quit

Stan.