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Politics / Re: Biafra: Igbos Una Don Come Again. by ElekeNtioba: 3:30am On Jun 22, 2015
dinachi:

Una never even start! During Ojukwus time, people were actually demonstrating on the streets begging Ojukwu to give them guns to fight. Fast forward 30 months later, these same people threw down their bullet less Dane guns and double barreled guns with a few bolt action rifles to beg for mercy!

i always wondered why a yoruba man will go thru d hassle of using an igbo name to give us advice.

Now i know....U made FP. Congrats!
Business / Re: Sport Betting Project.. Turn 1000 To Over 1 Million Naira In 40 Days by ElekeNtioba: 5:54am On Jun 21, 2015
zak07:
Hmm izora they say great men think alike,dat is true,urs is 40days mine was 2.1 point per day for seven days got 170k,am just saying I love ur idea cause I do it also as u can see my name is zak007 am not new to bashing d bookies as I hv won plenty times but due to money mismanagement d bookies kinda had their way,dey say u grow wiser by d day yea,here was d second one I did: u know basketball right,two unders or overs any how will give u 3.10 to 3.85 as d average point is 1.75,not lying I won up to 723K by starting with 1K for like 10days,d greediness of more took almost all shaaaa d koko is dat rather than 1.20 u can make it 2point,listen am speaking from xperience here,there is no 1 to stop u don't be afraid to xplore tennis and d newly started baseball expand ur horizon and u will see getting 2 point will be simple 2point X7days will give u 128 at leaaast d sky is ur limit bro and I can always assist u and everybody,if u need mty contact let me know

can u throw more light on d basketball betting?
Business / Re: Sport Betting Project.. Turn 1000 To Over 1 Million Naira In 40 Days by ElekeNtioba: 4:46am On Jun 21, 2015
coputa:
The best betting strategy is the in play.You watch the pattern of the game before you place your bet.For example,if one of the teams is leading with one or two goals in the second half,place a win bet on that team.Although,the odds may be small,but you can double your money with 3 greens.

pls can u explain wat u mean by doubling with 3 greens??
Politics / Re: 5 Reasons Why The Saraki And Ekweremadu Partnership Won't Last by ElekeNtioba: 12:08am On Jun 17, 2015
Ilekeh:
Who cares.

Why can't APC and PDP work together?

Why can't politicians look past their short noses and focus on THE people.

babe i didnt know u were capable of this kind of post. Dats gud!
Health / Re: Is Excessive Drinking Habit A Cause For Being Pot Bellied? by ElekeNtioba: 11:58pm On Jun 16, 2015
telim:

This is the thread url https://www.nairaland.com/2297968/how-make-huge-success-online

ur reply is hidden again...dats why i quoted u outside d thread. Just give me d name of the network dats all.
Health / Re: Is Excessive Drinking Habit A Cause For Being Pot Bellied? by ElekeNtioba: 11:30pm On Jun 15, 2015
telim:
i beg na enoyment jo poor men na them they get different pack

it appears ur reply to my question abt d network on d PPD thread was hidden by d spambot/mod...try and obscure the url.
Business / Re: How To Make A Huge Success Online With PPD by ElekeNtioba: 7:29am On Jun 15, 2015
telim:
I code the html and css of my landing page and outsource the graphics part to indians on odesk. The network am promoting there offers are integrated with a landing page builder and also generate a geotargeting script for targeting users ip and browser user agents, which is used to identify user device.

which network is that??
Crime / Re: Fetish 419 Syndicate In Ibadan Arrested By Police (Photos) by ElekeNtioba: 1:44am On Jun 15, 2015
exxell:



By their names, you shall know them! [size=16pt] I thought those from the "sophisticated region" said that its only those from the land of the rising sun that engage in fraud?[/size] Even one of them is bearing the name of one of their leaders killed with rat poison in jail by their eternal slave masters! SMH for these vain criminals! Am even proud that my people may only be accused of doing drugs..... But fetish and Juju...
Mehn.... Thats too primitive.


[size=16pt]Meanwhile, as regards the complaints being given by APC fan boys and E-rats as regards insulting the president, I have this to say to Barcanista;[/size][/b]

I want you to remain a thorn in the flesh of Buhari, APC and their cohorts. But I trust you to apply moderation when treating Buhari's ffuck ups because he may still turn the fortunes of this country. But as for APC, that frog eyed drug baron from the west called Tinubu and APC Nairaland warriors, never give them a minute's rest. I want you to torment them more intensely than ever so that even when they sleep, people like that skanky dog called beremx, fulanimafia, Mrsjackbauress etc will also see you in their dreams..... [b]I want you to torment beremx so much that she always have premature orgasmss from reading your posts. I want you to torment that imbecilistic and animalistic dolt called cramjones or better still, crapjones till he starts picking dirts on the streets of Akure. I want you to penetrate and impregnate beremx with your posts so that when she gives birth to a child, the first thing the baby will scream is barcanista. Torment that crazzy arse, mothafucka called beremx so that everything in her life will be screaminn Barcanista. If she goes to the market, all the market women will be screaming Barcanista. If she goes to the church, I want her to hear her pastor say; "Open your Barcanista, chapter Barcanista and verse Barcanista"! I want her to be so tormented that even when her dirty hubby comes to make love to her at night, the sound of his manhood against her Vjay instead of "bang, bang, bang," will now be "Barcanista, Barcanista, Barcanista"...... When she orgasms, her screams will be "Barcanistaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".[/b]

I do hope and pray God forgives us for paying back these nighas in their own coins. So help us God!


FROM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!

N.B
IF DEM NO SEND YOU, WE SEND YOU! YOU HAVE A LOT OF ADMIRERS AND LOVERS!






i swear i havent laughed this hard since i was born. My Gawwdddd...grin grin grin grin

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Business / Re: How To Make N50,000 Every Month Using Your Android Phone by ElekeNtioba: 12:01am On Jun 12, 2015
CaptPlanet:
So, my items finally got to me today (since 20th March) thanks to Nonikings' lousy services.

Oh and I had to make another arrangement to pick it up from their office since their customer care or whoever was on the other end of the line refused to send me their account details (reasons best known to them) even after calling multiple times.

I also noticed that I was overcharged. What I was charged was different from the weight of my items because it was clearly written on the box + another #800.

Well, I'm glad it's all over! Fare thee well Nonikings. Thou shall never hear from me again! tongue


BTW: My items sold like wild fire! I have just one left.... grin shocked


where did u sell ur prods....ur locality or online??
Business / Re: I Earn My Living Legitimately By This Means, Am I A 'bad Belle' ? by ElekeNtioba: 11:41pm On Jun 11, 2015
Stevaz01:


Really?? Are there pictures to back up your claim??
Are there evidences? Any other valuable reasoning to support your claims?

Pls Mods, kindly move this to frontage to create good awareness..
If you know the ogas at the top that are superMods, kindly let them help..

This is a shitty way to make a living. The economy has gone worse bt c'mon there are dignified ways to make ends meet without goin abt looking for someone to "find your trouble".

Dont even think you can scare everyone with d law in this country cos u might end up with a bullet in ya head for all ur efforts.
Politics / Re: My Administration Has Performed Very Well – Aregbesola by ElekeNtioba: 11:32pm On Jun 11, 2015
atlwireles:
He stated that the unchecked oil theft under the PDP, in
which the nation was losing 400,000 barrels per day,
culminated in drastic reduction of oil price in the
international marke


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

sometimes i wonder hw this men end up in high positions. Their level of intelligence is so mediocre.

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Business / Re: Sport Betting Project.. Turn 1000 To Over 1 Million Naira In 40 Days by ElekeNtioba: 11:22pm On Jun 11, 2015
I'm no math guru bt culd u explain exactly hw u hope to turn 1k to 1m in 40 days with average odds of 1.2. Even with compounding it looks far-fetched to me. Care to explain??
Politics / Re: UK Prime Minister Tweets About Nigeria.. See Snapshots. by ElekeNtioba: 10:52am On Jun 11, 2015
chamboy:
it's beta we are an Extension of UK, than this thrash
Mention one UK extension, that nigeria is beta off

jeeez...did u really say that dat means we shouldnt have gotten our independence cos its obvious we cant manage anything on our own.

mehn the future is bleak for Nigeria with youths like u having this mentality.
Crime / Re: Faces Of Arrested Kidnappers In Ile Ife Osun State Today by ElekeNtioba: 9:41pm On Jun 10, 2015
"If Aregbe No Pay Kidnapping Go Pay"......'amala ati ewedu' reasoning

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Crime / Re: PIC: Robbers Who Cause Mild Accidents Before Disposing Victims by ElekeNtioba: 8:16pm On Jun 08, 2015
So one yoruba Mod decided to bring this to FP to balance the equation after the 'blows' yorubas have been sustaining thru out today... grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Unpaid Salaries: Winners’ Chapel Rallies Food Aid For Osun Workers by ElekeNtioba: 7:54pm On Jun 08, 2015
This is serious! lmao

When I say yorubas are a pathetic group of people some would think I'm making an unjust generalization.

Do you know T.A Orji was owing workers close to six months salary. Did anyone hear abt or see any intervention made for these people?? Did anyone hear or see where they were complaining endlessly or embarking on protests?? Do you know why? Majority of govt workers in Abia State don't depend on their salary. Some even have two to three businesses they are running apart from whatever their spouse bring to the table.

Until yorubas take a cue from Igbos and depend less on their govt, these embarassing stories will keep coming up.

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Politics / Re: New Salaries For Buhari, Ministers, Govs & Others- Sun News by ElekeNtioba: 4:06pm On Jun 08, 2015
lol...Nigerian politicians taking paycut. Publicity Stunt 101.

Until there is a veritable anti-corruption drive to checkmate siphoning public funds, no amount of paycuts can impact the masses.

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Politics / Re: Images: Three Most Backward And Poorly Governed Nigerian States by ElekeNtioba: 4:03pm On Jun 08, 2015
Ihedioha2015:



Election is over. I stand for good governance in Nigeria as a whole.

u ar an idìot....a big fool. U chose "federal character" over objectiveness.

U took three different states from three different geopolitical zones and present them as the three most 'backward' in the ENTIRE country. Its only a dimwit like u dat will come up with dis sort of shoddy research work.

What was d criteria for the most backward in the ENTIRE country. Bad roads and unpaid salaries??!*..... What of standard of living?? Are all d people living in these states govt. workers?? What are the positions of these states in d various education and development indices?? Did u even research into ALL d northern states to reach ur conclusion??

I dont blame u. If it werent for the crackhead who brought this to the FP, I would have been spared this trash.

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Politics / Re: Police Uncover Ritual Killers’ Hideout In Ondo, Arrest Five by ElekeNtioba: 2:15pm On Jun 08, 2015
Sophisticated ritualists...can any good thing come out from d south west these days.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ekiti To Send Unemployed Youths To Aba And Onitsha To Learn Trade by ElekeNtioba: 3:42am On Jun 07, 2015
if only the mango-heads will get over their small-mindedness, they can learn a thing or two and the brown roofs of their native communities will soon be a thing of d past.

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Business / Re: .. by ElekeNtioba: 6:18pm On Jun 01, 2015
coolsix:


Regarding the account balance, it's a single Account Balance but the system can actually tell the difference between funding and customer payments. Customer payments are initiated by the customers from the Merchant Website while fund deposits are initiated by the Merchants From the LHPAY Merchant Area. That's the difference. So the system can tell how many times you have deposited in a day.

Also your customers cannot send funds to you. Your customers can and must only make payments from your site. Just like paying Facebook for ads. The customer clicks a link on your site and he is taken to our payment page and then he can choose how he wants to pay you. Either his Credit Card(Mastercard and Visa) or PayPal account. Perfect money coming soon.

And regarding the forms, well, I would suggest your idea to the management. smiley

i just have a couple of questions:

1. Suppose I dont have a paypal and a company would only pay me using paypal. Do u offer a service i can use to receive the funds...i.e i forward Your paypal email to them and u pay me in naira.

2. Suppose i have website, where i sell items and i open a merchant account with ur company. Can i accept paypal from buyers without owning a paypal acct??
Business / Re: Simple And Powerful Forex Trading System For Everyone by ElekeNtioba: 5:48pm On Jun 01, 2015
karlie4nia:

Hello people! who likes this forex trading system going by the mere screen shot? In reality, it is very effective. It gives buy and sell email alerts to your smart phone. It works on the bigger time frame so you have time to enter your trade within 5-10minutes. I personally get signals on my BB phone and just open my MT4 on my BB and enter a trade since my pc is already hooked to a $10/month VPS. So i have time to attend to other things but can still trade profitably without sticking to my pc almost 24 hours like before..... lets discuss it... if you like it

where did u buy d VPS...what are d specs for 10$
Politics / Re: Biafra: MASSOB, Niger Delta Group Team Up To Actualise Struggle by ElekeNtioba: 5:17pm On Jun 01, 2015
Aigbofa:


Yeah, fortunately you are only entitled to your own opinions not your own facts.

I'm not talkin of opinion...juts facts. Urs are twisted. U know knowledge of history is based on hearsay.
Crime / Re: Policeman's Wife Bathes Husband With Hot Water(Graphic Picture) by ElekeNtioba: 2:31pm On Jun 01, 2015
So can we say he fully deserved what he got??
Politics / Re: Biafra: MASSOB, Niger Delta Group Team Up To Actualise Struggle by ElekeNtioba: 2:10pm On Jun 01, 2015
Aigbofa:
Once again the ibos are being led by the nose by another egocentric buffoon. Some people never learn.
Azikiwe denied us a mutually agreed secession clause in the constitution, another ibo made Nigeria a unitary state.
Why do you think war is the most logical way to get what you willingly gave away?

u really have no idea abt what u typed. Try again

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Politics / Re: My Govt Will Step On Toes –governor Ikpeazu by ElekeNtioba: 2:05pm On Jun 01, 2015
Godfatherism has never flourished in Igboland. I fully expect Ikpeazu to build his base and break from T.A. Moreover, He's an A.B.U so he has a lot to prove.
Politics / Re: APC: It's No Crime For Kwankwaso To Leave Huge Debt Behind by ElekeNtioba: 1:37pm On Jun 01, 2015
The same propaganda that was used in disparaging Jonathan is what they are justifying.

Bunch of hypocrites!

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Politics / Re: Relocation Of Nigerian Army Command Centre To Maiduguri:right Or Wrong by ElekeNtioba: 1:32pm On Jun 01, 2015
Absolutely right. The closer those pot-bellied generals are to the war-zone they more they can work in tandem with the soldiers. They will be more atuned to the needs of boys and morale will be greatly boosted. Also less chance of grumbling and mutiny by junior officers. Chris Olukolade in particular will probably stop dishing contradictory statements.
Politics / Re: This Is Wickedness! See Amaechi In Dustbin(pix) by ElekeNtioba: 1:21pm On Jun 01, 2015
A politician's appeal can be so ephemeral. One day everyone hails u, the next day u ar inside dustbin like Amaechi.

Oh What a Day!...What A Lovely Day! cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Dissecting The Blunder In Buhari I Belong To Everybody Speech-ifeduba by ElekeNtioba: 1:12pm On Jun 01, 2015
doctokwus:

Which issue did he raise?When he raises a sensible issue it would be thrashed out,not when he continues to make a fool of himself in the name of analysis.

how can you see it when ur mind is blinded by bigotry.

You had d choice of leaving the thread and not read the 'poo analysis' bt u chose to make an entirely nonsensical comment.

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Politics / Re: Dissecting The Blunder In Buhari I Belong To Everybody Speech-ifeduba by ElekeNtioba: 12:44pm On Jun 01, 2015
Idrismusty97:
The Biafra Defence minister still put up his sponge bob picture at the end of this horseshît article. The guy who thinks he knows more than a five star military general that had commanded troops and infantries...Stop forming analyst and go get yourself a job!

ur tin god was marched out of office like a primary school pupil just because his deputy wasnt around. That says a lot abt his accomplishments.

Why dont u try coming up with a rebuttal to his post lets see the extent of ur intelligence.

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Politics / Re: Dissecting The Blunder In Buhari I Belong To Everybody Speech-ifeduba by ElekeNtioba: 12:37pm On Jun 01, 2015
doctokwus:
This your nauseating way of putting up your picture after your childish write-ups is becoming unbecoming.
Do we have to suffer you and your poo analysis at d same time?Pls grow up!

whats up with moaning over the picture. Is that ur idea of avoiding the issue he raised??

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