₦airaland Forum

Cows everywhere you go.

Could it be that Nigeria has truly become a zoo?


*thinking aloud*

These guys show intelligence on the wrong things.

Xsem:
Which school turns somebody into a scammer like this dude I quoted?

If I am to go by what someone posted earlier, the answer will be ESUT

beardlessdude:
UNIBEN. Go and get killed. Lol

Why did you say so? I thought they say UNIBEN is a good school?

jasawa:
Ipob we have a president which is PMB and his vice Osinbanjo. Just because GEJ was not re- elected you peoples decided to bring this country down. Even the South south where he hail from have move on , while you guys are still wailing over that election. Please what have GEJ promised you people that made you to go gaga after he lose?

Me, IPOB?
Okay, I am going to laugh real hard now

ednut1:
Who get dat which kind wahala be dis meme

Take it

This is what happens when a country does not have a President.

Just look at all the katakata that has been happening since 2015 because we don't have a president.
Everything just dey spoil

Smh

phabulous88:
Who ask you? >

leofab:
who ask you ?

Nobody o! Abeg make Una no vex

pythonkid:
who ask u?

Nobody sir.
No vex, you hear?

I don't need a woman in my life because of food. I can cook very well by myself.
I need a life partner...a friend with whom I will spend the rest of my life...through the thick and thin...

That is what I look forward to.

She is Og Lee

When I saw the topic, I knew immediately that this is one of those topics by the 'Presidency' on Nairaland.
Mostly boring....

According to WHO statistics, there were estimated 214 million cases of malaria worldwide in 2015, and an estimated 438,000 deaths . Approximately 90% of all malaria deaths occur in Africa. In 2015, an estimated 292,000 African children died before their fifth birthday due to malaria.

Professor, this is the damage that Mosquitoes have been doing and you call them our friend?

Glo...slow with pride

These guys that burn people alive get mind o!

Jesus! How do you set someone ablaze and watch him burn?

*shudders*

Of all things that someone can do with his life, this on chose to promote the tearing of male anuses?

APC is the inventor of media war na

Freelady:
As in?

That guy's brain really needs serious clean-up

Mr Freeze, you are part of those contributing to the pressure by flashing expensive stuffs on your social media pages.

The hair is one of the things that make the female child beautiful.

Nobody is going to shave my daughter's head, not even when she starts school.
If the school doesn't like It, I will go and build my own school for her to attend.

I am not joking!

20,000 bags of rice?


Assuming that 1 bag costs 10,000,
200000 bags would cost N200Million

Please, where is my whistle?

Some women get mind sha

We need more of this kind of thing from northern Nigerians not almajiris and boko haram.

Drug-related crimes in the north are usually not reported by the media.

It happens with Glo too

Where is Ameachi's monorail?

Tonto Dikeh always making NL front page since 2005!

Mods I hail Una o

sugarbelly:
why is he forming familiarity?

how?