₦airaland Forum

Abeg when is Ed al Fitr coming up next week?
Is it on the 6th or 7th?

Because I want to know how I will make my plans for next week.

veekid:
She must be Yoruba

The OP did not ask us to help him identify the tribe his landlady is from, so your comment is off-point.

Hmmm..OP, you are at fault too.

Did you tell her that you will be away till the 26th of June knowing that your rent will expire in May?

That picture summarizes the hypocrisy in this govt.

MzPecs:
Who send them?

If i'm driving a car on that road, i'll splash them water

Haba Madam, them don offend you before?

Osyabj:
Rest be assured Buhari's people are working on alternative sources of power like Solar, Coal, and New Hydro, lets see of pdp can BLOW-UP THE SUN!!

And YES Buhari is more educated than you unless you have Masters Degree in Strategic Studies from the US. Not fake phd with no thesis like your hero, jona

I think you should go into comedy instead of spending your time online defending Buhari.
You will do better as a comedian.

Someone is saying that the MAJORITY passed this vote of confidence. But he failed to ask:
How many 'Nigerians' were used for this poll?

All we see in the report is just percentages and percentages can be calculated even from small numbers.

It is possible that the number of respondents was even less than 100 even if it was 1000, it is still insignificant because the last time I checked, Nigeria has more than 80 million adults.
And also, were the respondents evenly distributed across the country? Were respondents from all the regions represented?

The naira is floating in the air and doesn't know where to land.

Many job losses.

Electricity is worse than ever even in this rainy season.

The country is moving in the right direction indeed.

ademusiwa5:
F

Hmm...even Ademusiwa, the self-acclaimed Emperor of Western Nigeria has decided to take some time off his busy schedule to comment on this matter.

May we all prostrate before the emperor!

Rain is beating us now because this govt is still dwelling on the past.
It is true that mistakes were made in the past and the reason why they were voted in was to correct the mistakes.
But it seems that the voters made even a bigger mistake by voting them in because all that they have to offer is whining and blame game.

Greg20166:
you are acting like a woman.I don't see anything wrong even if you are Albert Einstein and your colleagues are laughing at you.if you are good you shouldn't have any problems.anyway if you like quit your job na you sabi.so many women around in men clothing...

SMH

The self-acclaimed macho men are beginning to arrive on the thread. Smh

haywire07:
I'm the person u quoted in return

Fine. I think we know each other better now. Nice meeting you 'Mr Someone I just quoted in return'

haywire07:
Who are u pls?

I am someone you just quoted. And who are you please?

I also ran into my nursery school classmate yesterday, oya mods come and move it to front page.

What is it with all this comparison between GEJ and PMB?
Is GEJ the only former president?

You guys should stop it or else you will just be validating and buttressing the view that GEJ is your worst nightmare.

They have been quoting huge figures of monies recovered but we are still broke.

I just dey look this government.

I am yet to understand and see the good in all these fluctuations because bank are still charging what they've been charging for online transactions before the floatation. Eg. GTB still charges 340.

But some people will not be prosecuted because they are sacred cows. We know them.

Two old kids throwing tantrums on the internet and they fail to realise that nobody gives a damn about their private lives.

Naija no dey carry last

san316:
And also chickens in the hands of christians. In fact more chickens are killed than rams. I lie?

No be lie

fapcrook:
chicken at Christmas, remember?

Yeah. December is the yearly genocide month for chickens!

gsparks01:
hate roaches especially when they fly, sh!t. They stink bad too

I hate flying cockroaches!
It is better to have a rat scratching on my door at night than to have a cockroach flying over my head!
And the bad thing is I cant even kill them because I hate to see that whitish fluid that comes out of their abdomen when you hit them hard.
They are simply evil.

Chai, rams have suffered in the hands of Muslims sha

But wait o, were they expecting him not to come back?

It seems Buhari is scared of appointing people from the south.
There are certainly people with good and even better qualifications that can serve in his government.

The grammar is complicated.

dunkem21:
Is the presidency already on NL..

.. because this OP..

The Presidency is now on Nairaland.

dunkem21:
Abeg, Mr. presidency.. we dey put source for here o..

..we might not be magnanimous next time

This is coming directly from the office of the president.

Check the twitter handle.
https://mobile.twitter.com/digicommsng

Those guys should learn to drive carefully na.

Dexema:
I was receiving money, and it got paid directly into my account.

OK. Thanks.

His mum's gene is strong!

Dexema:
Yep, why I nogo fear na! Though I love naija and would want the Naira to recover, I didn't just expect this lucozade boost jump in record time.

Pardon my many questions. Please which Bank's card did you use?

Dexema:
exchange rate from US money transfer portal I use has dropped from N319/$ to N279/$ as at this afternoon. The thing fear me small, good one for naija sha if it can be replicated on other fronts.

Why you fear na?
Was it an online transaction?