₦airaland Forum

winkmart:
It's N315/$ with my GTBANK MASTERCARD, A $10 wristwatch is just N3150 and its this same watch I can sell for N6000-N7000. With good marketing.

Hmm..315?
But GT charged me 329.99 for an online international transaction recently, in fact, last night.

winkmart:
I Still import and make good profits. Just have a good marketing strategy. You will sell X3 of any amount you buy, irrespective of the exchange rate.

Am on my laptop self buying WRISTWATCHes from China as I type. Na

Hmmm... interesting. So you pay with your naira debit card? I bet the exchange rate can give one temporary depression because of how high it is now

Federal Excuses Council

They have rolled out more excuses than we can count.

Importation with this forex scarcity?

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destino24:
Ok, so in freshman year, we were supposed to get the new biometric ID card, and we were to provide our Blood Group among other informations.

Na so I go one reputable hospital here in Enugu for Medical Test. They took my blood and told me to come back the next day for the result. Came back the next day for result and was told I was O+.

Fast forward, 5 years later in 500 level. I had a little medical issue and I had to run a couple of tests of which blood grouping was part of. Surprisingly, my Blood Group had "Changed" to A+. I had to run the test at 2 other different Labs, all came up with A+.

Meanwhile, on my School ID Card, it says O+.

Imagine a situation, maybe an accident, of which i might require a blood transfusion, and then they take a look at the ID Card, and conclude my GRP was O+.

Na so person go just take die

This is why I have decided to do my blood group and genotype test again
I've done it twice before but I will still do it again just to make sure.

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All we want is 4G and unlimited data!

So I should hug mosquito because it gives me only malaria?
If I hear!
I will give any mosquito a dirty slap if it perches on my skin!

He should rather tell his brothers to behave like human beings instead of acting like savages.

And they said he went on exile, smh.

GEJ's silence is tormenting APC, so they have to come up with lies that he went on exile.
If they like they can keep churning out more lies but I trust GEJ to maintain his silence.
Bunch of noise makers!

Not surprised. They are always confused.

Alright.

Galloping inflation?!

Good job Mr Buhari, good job!

Is this really true?

APC = government of scam.
If there is a game called SCAM, APC has played it to the highest level and they hold the highest score.

Android phone between 30-40k is not low tech. Unless you won't mind her calling you all the time to ask how to 'operate' the phone (even when you are at work or in a business meeting), then you can go ahead and buy her something within that range, if not, just get her something simple.
There are still good phones of less than 20k.

I understand that you want to spend some good money on her (no amount is too much to spend on one's mum ) but i suggest you get her a simple phone and another gift to accompany it (something she will really appreciate).

Of course they always fly.
This is why they will not listen to protest against fuel price hike.

Wetin concern bicycle with filling station?

Stanley08:
Errmmm. No! Do your research, Ntel is arguably the Best in the country now.

Jesus!
Is that 10mb/s for real?

But why only Abuja?
They should have even started from Lagos. They will get more customers there.

Booked for later use.

Hallelujah!

The protest should be for increase in minimum wage not fuel subsidy.

Fuel has been selling way above the official price for months now and people are already used to it.

They should protest for a corresponding increase in minimum wage.

All I can say now is: May God deliver us from this confused government.
May they receive a sense of direction for the sake of us all.

Electricity generation is not rocket science - Fashola (before elections)

But it seems it has become more than rocket science.

loomer:
I no even know how cows take dey go chop for night self.

I wonder o. When they suppose dey sleep.
End time cows!

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Funny online but not funny in real life.

Connoisseur:
There is one way to escape FRSC tyre check. When they tell your tyres are expired, go to theirs and check it too. Surely it has expired (just learn how to check), snap their tyres and threaten to post it on social media.

Tit for tat abi?
But remember that they are doing it for your own safety and for the safety of other road users.

Bubu talks too much to foreign media but when he is at home, he becomes dumb.

wow

Rapsowdee01:
Ok.. What's this government's p with ''45'' sef ?? Dollar is 345, petrol is 145, school fees 45, Tomato half-small paint bucket 450 !!!

Even British pound na around 450 !