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MichaelSokoto:
guy, u nor knack d story well.

me ehn, wen d plane dey lift off d ground, aah jez dey look back dey calculate say, "ol boy, wat if d plane engine off now? guy man fit still jump down like dis nah"!

wen our plane don climb finish com dey jam all those cloud wey dey make d plane vibrate, nah there I conclude say I nor gor ever fly plane again.

how plane go dey vibrate for up wit full speed?
inside my heart I dey tell my mama, " mumsy, na die I dey so oo! take care of urself.

1st time flight can never be funny my broda

Odogu9195:
Lol my iPhone doesn’t do that

Izzit our fault?
Sue Apple biko

This guy is a joke.

Rogersmith:
Bros how do I pay my 15k. I don’t want to have problems in the future.

Just carry extra 15k if you ever plan to visit China in the near future because you must pay before you enter.

Awol1:
Apart from the loans from China which ensured that every Nigerian now owes China 15k, these travels have yielded practically nothing.

I don't any President will ever break his record.

So you mean I am owing China 15k like this now?

Money wey I no use my hand borrow...

Buhariii..!

Your friend put a cockroach in front of a chicken and expected the cockroach to live to tell the story?


Some people no dey take eye see food o

How will we even charge the electric cars with this our epileptic power supply?

GrandMufti:

Grand father, I see you

Jimgym:
But why is someone putting Samsung side by side with Xiaomi? who is Xiaomi sef? you guys are so carried away with marketing that you fail to be sincere with yourselves.

Who is Xiaomi?

It's obvious you really do not know...

But who is the FG?

Lai Mohamed is back with a bang!

genius43:
Summary go be like Nigeria film ooo, and I no Sabi talk story

No wahala

genius43:
E don tey oooo. You have missed a lot of drama.

Shebi some people fight as usual abi?
Gimme summary abeg

Holuwaxheun:
Baba oooooooo.... Where u go hide all this while
Oya, come and take a hug

ibawon:
Brozayyyy! Na where you been dey

I dey busy with work o

Hey guys, it's been a while o
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SARS harass and kill people indiscriminately...


If you don't want SARS to end, you are the criminal.

Protesting to retain a useless governor?

Jesus!!!


These guys are just Imbeciles

Full Stupidity on display

APC is crying again..

It is called politics...deal with it!

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Who took their brain please?

Na this kind thing SARS dey like

Not everyone that bears the name pastor deserves to be one

NaijaRoyalty:
Theirs nothing wrong in wasting your money and time .

It's allowed .

After all, na em money

Before nko?

Has Buhari ever run any successful business?

A fly that does not heed advice follows the corpse to the grave

Bolowolowo:
If na Igbo, I no mind. Those folks have been ruining other countries for decades

You have a problem

How many times will you guys put this on the front page?

Abeg, who is this person they are even talking about sef?

Nice write-up....

Pete Edochie the CEO of Blood Money Gang and
Founder, Ogwu Ego Group of Companies,



Lalasticlala, have you seen this?

On old man on a leash like a dog...

Wow..!