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Travel › Re: Plans To Japa; Help Me Answer These Questions by EleventhWeirdo: 1:31pm On Dec 17, 2023
lordchiz:
What is this mumu speaking gibberishly!
I never get time for okponusssssss!
Na your money niii?
I can see that you're pained by the truth. That shows you are still redeemable. Repent and start living the Nigeria you crave for.
Travel › Re: Plans To Japa; Help Me Answer These Questions by EleventhWeirdo: 12:21pm On Dec 17, 2023
lordchiz:
I stay in Kaduna too Around Ungwar Pama.....
I did mine on June 2023....
I got it in a weeks time although I paid almost double ......65k precisely as of then through a connect!
I went with my NIN, State of Origin, maybe date of birth or declaration of age....
I dnt think passport is important but go with 2 atleast!
Mine is 35pages for 5years....
If had it been I did my capturing in Zaria then, it would have been 10years!
The new booklet fit don enter Kaduna shaaaa....
Goodluck!
You paid bribe to bastardize the efficiency and effectiveness of the public service, yet you complain that the country is working for only an ultra minority. You lots are angry because you don't have the means to be among the privileged few, not because you give a heck about justice or societal equity
Politics › Re: Stabilise Naira, Stop Blame Game On Emefiele, Ohanaeze Youths Tackle Cardoso by EleventhWeirdo: 9:49pm On Dec 15, 2023
Ofunaofu:
The earlier you stop viewing things from ethnic and tribal prisms, the better for your sanity
Like you are any better? Clown
Family › Re: My Wife Decide Not To Apologize For Offending Me by EleventhWeirdo: 3:31pm On Dec 15, 2023
Kobojunkie:
What is wrong with mentioning his mother?

If OP doesn't want his mother mentioned at all in his marriage then OP should cut his mom off completely so she holds no place at all in his life and his marriage. You can't make a god out of a human being, and cause that god to feature in the lives of others around you, while expecting them not to mention the place that god occupies. It doesn't work that way. undecided
Your own thinking is often off track. You need to understand that people have their sensitivities that they would like others to respect. Call it weakness or whatever. If the guy doesn't want his mom referenced or used as a topic during a discord, why can't the wife respect that? The only problem would be if the man does that to others' moms but doesn't tolerate that. Being spouses doesn't mean you have the right to every bit of my existence. No, marraige itself is contractual and dealings in it must be consensual!
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Upholds Treasonable Charges Against Nnamdi Kanu by EleventhWeirdo: 11:22am On Dec 15, 2023
Pakute:
Hahaha!!!... All hail Jagaban the husband of Ipob's mothers.
The message you lots are passing here is that the judges of the highest court in the land do the bidding of the president. Is that correct?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have You Encountered Similar Situations? Please Share Your Thoughts. by EleventhWeirdo: 4:24pm On Dec 08, 2023
There is a saying:

If it's not documented/evidenced, it's not done.

You will encounter lesser verifiability issues if you adhere to this rule
Education › Re: Did You Do This During Your Undergraduate Years? by EleventhWeirdo: 6:41pm On Dec 07, 2023
During my undergrad days at OAU, I wouldn't cook at hostel in the week of convocation. In fact, scavenging would produce meat, turkey and various mix of jollof in my pot then
Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala, Mo Abudu Make Forbes’ 100 World’s Most Powerful Women List by EleventhWeirdo: 7:33pm On Dec 06, 2023
Henry22:
I said this sometimes last week and one envious demon from the waste side couldn't contain his pains rather he chose to come here and insult his parents and now Forbes has proven me right.
Are you lots mentally inept or what? Can't you see Mosunmola Abudu on the list ? Or is she from your side too? Stop projecting your diseased inferiority complex on others abeg
Politics › Re: Atiku: Tinubu Turned COP28 Dubai Summit Into ‘Owambe’ Jamboree by EleventhWeirdo: 11:08pm On Dec 05, 2023
LilX2:
You and I know you're day dreaming. Ogun state with the bad roads and darkness? Same with Oyo? Bro you got only LAGOS to brag with
Ogun with the bad roads generates an IGR equal to that of your region. While roads are meant to be fixed and shouldn't be a concern, we can at least confirm that it's the increasing volume of industrial logistics and passenger traffic that is expanding the demand for good roads in Ogun. Mention your state and let's see if it wouldn't go into the bin should it faced this level of challenges cheesy
Politics › Re: Atiku: Tinubu Turned COP28 Dubai Summit Into ‘Owambe’ Jamboree by EleventhWeirdo: 6:19pm On Dec 05, 2023
Daystar7:
Alaye no dey jam talk, there's no sophistication and whatever you claim in any other south western states except Lagos and this is so because it's very multicultural. I understand why your likes attacks Igbos in Lagos but it doesn't take away from the fact that Lagos isnt up to it's potential in terms of development and housing, most of the Estates are owned by SE/SS. Lagos is still a slum, despite all the incentives from the federal government. Have you been to Jobourg? Let's not even go to cape town yet. When people say Lagos is no man's land y'all get mad for no reason, why is nobody saying Ibadan is no man's land. The reason for the statement is very obvious and that doesn't mean it belongs to them. The industries in Ogun state is due to its closeness to Lagos, more like an annex. I grew up in both Lagos and Ogun so you know. Ondo is rich in oil that's not yet exploited? My State is richer and better than all your states combined asides Lagos and I'm not talking about oil money yet oo. Leave your enclave and travel. Atleast visit some states in SE and SS and you'll understand why your people have chosen to lick the Fulani's ass to remain relevant and force us to stay together. Omo irankiran jati jati.
All these lamentations reflect the tears of a repressed persona. Funnily, they don't counter my points a bit. I still maintain that you're probably one of the scavengers or economic refugees from other regions. Your cave state, or wherever you crawled from, will not be able to measure up to Ibadan alone not to talk Oyo or industrial Ogun. You can rant all you like. Imagine that you have lived most of your life in the SW and you harbour this much hatred for Yorubas, wow! No wonder some folks intolerant of you guys' insanity and ungratefulness attacked you lots during the election. Who wouldn't be triggered by the rubbish you lots keep regurgitating. What did you contribute to Lagos that you couldn't contribute to your region? Yet the 2020 VAT collected in your cave region was a paltry 21bn. Compare it with the 461bn remitted in the SW (261bn for Lagos). Anyone who knows that VAT is reflective of the commercial substance of a jurisdiction already knows that nothing goes on in your region as the volume of economic activities there is beyond pathetic. Now, should we talk about GDP and IGR ? cool And you still wonder why they call you lots scavengers ? Study hyenas and you will understand scavenging better. I won't even dignify your premium tears about Lagos ownership with a response. Just come and carry Lagos from the SW; I mean our region; I mean YORUBALAND cheesy

Now, can you mention your cave state, pls grin
Politics › Re: Atiku: Tinubu Turned COP28 Dubai Summit Into ‘Owambe’ Jamboree by EleventhWeirdo: 4:49pm On Dec 05, 2023
Daystar7:
U mean Lagos? Former capital, British colony settlement and FG safe haven... Try dey use ur head. What's the state Ondo, Ekiti abii na only Lagos be south west? Sophisticated isonu, wey brown leaking roof still full every corner of your street. Oponu oshi
Lol the fact that you're injecting Yoruba into your comment, means you've been around and probably one of the scavengers or economic refugees from other regions. If those brown roofs aren't more valuable than the caves in your region, you wouldn't be here na wink While at it, mention your state and let's see if it can measure up to oil rich Ondo or Osun let alone Oyo and Ogun which are industrial clusters cheesy
Politics › Re: Atiku: Tinubu Turned COP28 Dubai Summit Into ‘Owambe’ Jamboree by EleventhWeirdo: 12:28pm On Dec 05, 2023
LilX2:
Apart from Lagos state which was the former capital, please name another sw states that's as developed as u claim
Mention your state and let's see if it can match Oyo or Ogun in development or volume of economic activities
Politics › Re: Atiku: Tinubu Turned COP28 Dubai Summit Into ‘Owambe’ Jamboree by EleventhWeirdo: 11:19am On Dec 05, 2023
DatNiggaDaz:
grin grin

what else are the emilokans known for..that is how they destroyed every established company after the indigenization policy in the 60's

After fraudulently acquiring the companies through tribalism because Awolowo was the finannce minister then they started engaging in Owambe Acts.. blocking every streets available

there is no company which existed then that survived the owambe sophisticatiion grin grin
This is an hatred ridden comment. Funnily, the facts always make stupid people appear silly. The same SW, owambe region is the most sophisticated, industrialized and developed region in Nigeria today. cheesy
Politics › Re: Army Claims Responsibility For Bombing Of Tudun Biri Villagers In Kaduna by EleventhWeirdo: 3:32pm On Dec 04, 2023
Jeez! I remember this theory from my philosophy class called utilitarianism. An action is justified when it promotes greater good and far less evil. If the reverse is the case, such act is condemnable. In the case of Nigerian Army and other security apparatuses operating in the country, I am beginning to think their existence is negatively affecting the people even more than the vices they were set up to curtail . So sad.
Politics › Re: Ruto: Tinubu’s Decision On Petrol Subsidy Removal Needed For Africa’s Developmen by EleventhWeirdo: 9:02am On Dec 03, 2023
englishmart:
William Ruto is as clueless as Tinubu, if not worse. The only difference is that Kenyans Voted for Ruto and are seriously regretting it. However, Pablo Ecowas was not voted for by 70% of voters. Therefore, only agbado miscreants can wail, howbeit in silence.
If this is the quality of opposition we have around, then it's pathetic. If you must criticize, do it constructively and factually, too
Politics › Re: Ruto: Tinubu’s Decision On Petrol Subsidy Removal Needed For Africa’s Developmen by EleventhWeirdo: 8:48am On Dec 03, 2023
I understand that subsidy regimes are massive corruption structures that scare away free market investors, and that removing them is like freeing self of a bottleneck. But the problem is that, I don't think any underdeveloped country can develop by playing the good boy of the economics textbook of IMF and other Breton woods. I suppose we need a combination of positive, ironclad, interventional and massive government machinery and a merit based, development -hinged private enterprise to achieve true development. Even the American govt, the leader of the developed world, is still subsidizing some of it's industries and nurturing them for international competition/national self sufficiency. Why would we discard the much needed public -private partnership model on the basis that we cannot defeat and remove the abuses that come with it?
Food › Re: ₦1,200 Tuber Of Yam In Ibadan (Pictured) by EleventhWeirdo: 11:47am On Dec 02, 2023
Obascoetubi:
how u solved it?
You don't solve it. You manage it with lifestyle changes and meds. But you should confirm your exact condition first
Food › Re: ₦1,200 Tuber Of Yam In Ibadan (Pictured) by EleventhWeirdo: 11:04am On Dec 02, 2023
1TrippleCee:
My personal problem with consuming yams is that i do not digest them. Once i eat them. Its like my entire stool is purely yam.

I am wondering if i am the only one experiencing this.
You may have a bowel syndrome or disease (Crohn's or UC). The primary target of the condition is the digestive system. Mine has extended to being intolerant of milk, yam and sometimes veggies
Celebrities › Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by EleventhWeirdo: 9:13am On Dec 02, 2023
colossus91:
He was born there lol he was first an American by birth before being a Nigerian oo
Wrong! He was first a Nigerian before becoming an American. His being American was based on location of his birth. But while he was still foetus, he was already a potential Nigerian on the basis of his parents being Nigerian ( citizenship by descent). That was automatic
Politics › Re: Vice President Kashim Shettima Visits Anambra & Commissions Facilities. by EleventhWeirdo: 6:14pm On Nov 30, 2023
EtinosaDLaw:
They're all cows to me
Mynd44
Seun
Dominique

Rule 2
Celebrities › Re: Portable Slams Yhemo Lee For Slapping Lil Frosh (video) by EleventhWeirdo: 1:22pm On Nov 30, 2023
Winner444:
This guy sef. grin
Every Nigerian ought to own a portion of the Federal Capital Territory. Abuja is our common heritage as Nigerian citizens.

The good thing is, Land no cost for Abuja, Na you wan buy am for Maitama. Even sef, Land no even cost for Maitama, Na you no buy am on time.

For as low as 800k, you can become a Landlord in Abuja. Don't take my word for it, you can click this LINK to see for yourself.
Stop using this line. Abuja belongs to the indigenous people as Nigeria is an ethnic federation. There is no collective patrimony anywhere. If Nigeria divides today, will you be able to claim same Abuja? Can you be a King in Abuja or fill Abuja as your origin?
Culture › Re: You’re Wrong, Aworis Are Lagos First Settlers - Bamgbade Counters Oba Of Benin by EleventhWeirdo: 1:15pm On Nov 30, 2023
RonuRonu:
Lagos belongs to Benin, period embarassed
Lol, are you Bini? Only 1p0b bandits reason this way. Yoruba are the owners and are in both dejure and defacto control of Lagos.
Education › Re: NDA Matriculates 441 Cadets For 75th Regular Course by EleventhWeirdo: 12:19pm On Nov 30, 2023
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Barbecues for Boko Haram and northern bandits , especially under the clueless leadership of urine dispenser drug sniffergrin
If this poster no chop lifetime ban, then Nairaland is a joke.

Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique

Rules broken
Politics › Re: Eko Founders’ Controversy: Academics, Olota, Lagos Chief Tackle Oba Of Benin by EleventhWeirdo: 9:57pm On Nov 29, 2023
Racoon:
Oba really touched a nerve. But Fulani confidently claimed Ilorin and chase people to find refuge in Benin Republic, them no talk pim. Instead they were protesting and standing with their killer Palestinian terrorists brothers in Monatan - Iwo Road.
I used to think you may be truly non tribalistic, but alas your stoopid posts about one naijiriya are all a facade. Naija sha
Politics › Re: Tinubu Targets 18% GDP Growth In His First Budget As President by EleventhWeirdo: 3:22pm On Nov 29, 2023
Hmm. How do we produce more amidst deflating purchasing powers, psychosocial vices impeding stability and deep state corruption? This is a very tall task
Romance › Re: How My Boss Tried To Discourage My Husband From Marrying Me – Helen Paul by EleventhWeirdo: 1:20am On Nov 28, 2023
Emma513:
SHUT UP. KEEP ON DEFENDING TIFUNUBU tongue
This one na own goal lol
Foreign Affairs › Re: Military Breach In Sierra Leone by EleventhWeirdo: 3:14pm On Nov 26, 2023
Sirheny007:
Perhaps the revolution in Nigeria will start from the military.
It is not a farfetched notion.
The signs are there..
You mean the revolution of corruption and repressive regimes like Abacha's, right? I hope you particularly get what you're looking for
Politics › Re: Fresh recapitalisation: Bank CEOs, others In merger, acquisition talks by EleventhWeirdo: 9:03am On Nov 26, 2023
I just feel that if the economy naturally generates incremental value, the banks would naturally respond to the stimuli of increased financial opportunities by sourcing for more equity fund to finance the increasing investments/productivity. This one looks like a forced recapitalization and we may end up with
1. Idle/inefficient use of equity cash for barely productive purposes
2. Scarce money that is supposed to be used to finance generative projects and citizens' enterprising initiatives that will produce actual value will be mopped out of the system and given to banks seeking fresh capital. I won't be surprised if banks convert the excess cash received to funding Nigerian politicians' ambitions instead . Inefficient allocation and use of resources
Romance › Re: Nairalanders That Have Lost Loved Ones: How Did You Cope? by EleventhWeirdo: 1:08pm On Nov 25, 2023
oluwaseyi0:
When I lost my mum in 2010 eve though I'm pained to the bone marrow I actually didn't she'd a single tear

Mum as beeen on and off sickness, she is a very senior teacher, only next to her school headteacher and couple with family support she actually has money to take care of herself

I've barely finished secondary school and waiting for admission when she died, finishing secondary school and spending more time with her (and at the hospital) opens my eyes to more, to the mental deplorable state of our government hospital

Those doctor at federal medical center, Abeokuta are unkind and unhelpful, we are giving appointment of 10am yet 2pm we're yet to b attended to, when they attend to us they are so cold, less bothered and act like if the sickness didn't cure today, it can cure next year or next 10 year like we are enough lifetime to keep coming to hospital

I've not seen my mom cry but I saw her cry that day ...she cry not because of her sickness not any pain but because of the unnecessary stress the hospital is putting her through

When I lost her, in the deepest part of my soul I felt relieved for her, I somehow console myself that any other feeling from myself is just personal selfishness and betrayal

I still miss her every day, I muster courage physical but deep down I wish she is still here

My mummy, my mummy rest on

Getting seriously sick with Nigeria comatose health services is what I don't wish on my enemy
Politics › Re: Lagos Government ‘Paid ₦2.3M To Mechanic To Supply DPO Pamphlets' - FIJ by EleventhWeirdo:
oluwaseyi0:
If things you called little can't be investigated and come out clean, you think the big one can? This make me question the quality of your brain
So we should expend our collective energies on matters below material thresholds, right? Shebi me even have brain; na sawdust dey your own pangolo head cheesy
Politics › Re: Lagos Government ‘Paid ₦2.3M To Mechanic To Supply DPO Pamphlets' - FIJ by EleventhWeirdo: 3:51pm On Nov 23, 2023
Is this what the quality of opposition has descended into? We need serious questions to be asked about health sector efficiency, economy, housing issues, out of school kids, public transport mgt, etc. But transfer of #2.3m to a mechanic??

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