₦airaland Forum

All those who wish to be foreigners please I beg you, carry your belongings and move down to your Kingdom, it will be stupid of you to be advocating for secession while living somewhere north or west of your most hated place. When men were men, they did not make this stupid noise on the TV and Radio alone they just declared it. So please go and declear it and stop disturbing us on NAIRALAND.
P.s NAIRALAND.

Generalkorex:
Nice one
In another news.


Our marwa hit a tinted volkwagen saloon car,then d tricycle driver started shouting "ki lo n wa" meaning what r u driving? Iru driver wo le leyi[what sort of driving is this?]
Then 4 soldiers came down with guns and whips
Everyone of us jumped down n pick race including d marwa driver. But the soldiers called us back. They told us to enter d marwa and we left immediately.
not all soldiers are wicked
#Godblessnigerianarmy

Lol, I no go come back woo, I go tell them say I don reach where I wan go thank you!

omenka:
Whatever it is, honestly, I tend to always see these men as victims rather than culprits. They built the foundation upon which the civil service rests today only to be treated like dogs on retirement.

What prevents us from paying these men 70k pensions when a governor could be earning over a billion per year as pension?

The structure of the Nigerian civil service as it stands today is like an inverted pyramid- it is an anomaly badly in need of reconstruction.

I feel terrible whenever I come across these men in banks.

That reminds me.

Sometime three years ago, I was driving out of the house and just along my street before hitting the main road, saw this grandpa trudging along. Pulled over and asked him where he was heading and it was just about half a mile from where I was heading, so I offered to drop him off before proceeding to my destination.

Started chatting and dude surprised me with his flawless english! . He appeared like a man who could hardly construct a correct sentence. Told me he was heading to a meeting of pensioners that they were constantly being short-changed by the banks and want to take a formal position, as a body, over the trend.

Told me stories of what pride it used to be working in the civil service but that today, the whole system has been basterdised by our generation. Told me how they used to remit unspent monies back to the treasury and how transparent they were, but today, all that is no more. Then he asked me a question that got me thinking for the rest of that day. He says "if they had behaved then the way we are now, what would have been left for us to survive on"??

Talked about a few other stuffs and he introduced himself when he was getting off- very refined gentleman I must say.

Bro, the system is really crooked and it would take a lot of will power to fix the rot. I'm not at all saying what the man did it right, I'm just saying were things being done the way they should, we would rarely have incidences like this- he would have been a satisfied and proud "retiree".

I think it's high time for these old men to stop saying our generation spoil this or that, the people who mess up this country are in their 50's, 60's and 70's alot of them are still in government. We are just stating life but they always refer to us as those that mess the civil service up! I don tire.

Women, the guy sit down jeje dey mind him own business she come dey plant kiss for ram. Lol

Nigerians quick to condemn the actions of authority and when something happens they will be the ones wailing about government inaction. Smuggling of Spaghetti can as well be dangerous as smuggling weapons!

Na so person go carry bomb and mumu people go come surround am.

cktheluckyman:
Abeg was Toyin Saraki ever a government official and required by law to declare her assets? As far as I am concerned,this is nothing.Properties belonging to Mrs Toyin Saraki are not same as the ones belonging to Bukola Saraki

She is a politically Expose Person, thus she will need to explain how she acquired her wealth!

Dino Melaye is a learner!

Ayodeji2k14:
Yellow sperm contains y chromsome leading to male child while d white sperm contains x chromsome leading to female child.Ar u okay now?

I don't think your analysis is correct. White = 2 fine boys

There was a rumour last month by the civilian jtf that he was capture somewhere around Damboa LGA, though I did not hear anywhere in this Video saying in Hausa he surrender or his people should surrender, the clarity of the video is in doubt but the voice sounds 100% shekau (the crazy guy in their old videos). But if he was really capture last month then maybe the NA might have force him to make this video. He looks and sound like the shadow of his former self!

My advice is to her parent, when she is finally released to them, they should show her abundance of love. It will be very wrong of them to try and isolate or mistreat her as this will only make her try to run away again. But if she insist over time not to "come back to her senses" then maybe they should let her be, but not disown her! She is a still a child.

I could have said it's a King but I doubt if we have them in Africa!

iamexcelblog:
Africa is an evil zone. Atimes, I just feel God in his infinite mercy will nuke this continent especially Nigeria out of the map of the world. The kind of brazen evil and wickedness coming out of this zone is so disgusting.... God forbid!

Of all the fools we have on Nairaland you my brother, is the biggest of them all. Kai smh.
RIP to the dead

Every sane human being has a limit to what he/she termed as normal, OBJ supported GEJ as a VP, later as acting president and ultimately supporting him to emerge president against the wishes of a lot of people. All this I believe with the best intention for the country. But with advice coming from people with sentiment, they end up ruining GEJ and the country. We now have an opportunity today, are we going to support the current administration to revive the country or are we going frustrate their effort!

justice2016:
chibok girls na scam ...i never happened

I just don't understand the way people like you just come up with a most stupid opinion. What the f**k is your problem, just tell me I might help you out. If it's a scam then the whole bombings too are scam, all the villages raised, the police/military killed, in fact terrorism is a scam.

Every body that works in the villa and his/her family goes to the clinic, staff's of all the ministries under the purview of the presidency can also access the clinic with there families.

Africans, he is proudly displaying dining with the corrupt. Later some people will start accusing the north of all the problems faced in this country. Smh.

From the dimension the picture was taken, the person that snapped the picture was trying to super impose the estate with brown roof as part of the asset seized. From my observation, only the building with green roof was sealed by the EFCC.
Stop unnecessary deception.

TheDevilIsALai:
The banks will rather borrow states than you from where the governors will convert it to forex (thereby putting more pressure on the naira) and stash it in Swiss vaults.

Any right thinking bank knows the high volatility of giving loans to states. I hope you know that almost all the state are owing to one bank or another, in fact it's so bad that most of the loans have gone bad and had to be restructured exposing the total NPL making our banks riskier. Your argument is completely a non issue.

wrongnumber:
I dont know if it is true but i heard sometime ago that some people do this intentionally so that they can become serious beggars as some alimajeris see the begging as a good profession and would do whatever it takes to get ready for it.

Read what you wrote again and see if it makes sense.

[quote author=Mbediogu post=42277557][/quote]The difference between the north and south is that since before the coming of the white man, northerners do wear cloths unlike some people that run around naked.

Raydos:
I Don't See Any Difference Between Then And Now - They're Even Sitting On The Floor Now - Maybe O.P Hasn't Been To Northern Part Of Nigeria Before!

As at that period, northerners don't run around naked talk less of sitting naked in classrooms. There are schools in the south were student still sit on the floor! Tell me another story.

Women=18
Men =25
Then again, it all depends on a persons emotional stability and maturity. For an irresponsible person who doesn't have plans to change he/she can wait till the last minute. I got married at th age of 27 my wife was 24 and we are going good (since 2012).
So even if you are 50 and not a responsible person, there will be problems in your marriage!

We all have to understand that no country in this world will just hand over monies and properties built in that country just because they like your face without getting something in return. The monies they agree to repatriate are circulating In their economy and to just cash they out to you can actually affect that country. Moreover what do they even produce!

I won't be surprised if Sahara reporters have the addresses of all the properties!

I have a 2 year 9 months boy who I am still teaching him how to wake up at night to urinate when he is pressed. First, the time she sleeps matters, let's say she goes to bed by ten, insure that she doesn't take too much water close to when she is going to bed. She should urinate just before she slams on the bed and any time you wake up lets say around 3am to pee, insure you wake her too. And if you are not the type that wakes to pee then set alarm for 5am to wake her up.

The way some people on Nairaland chose to be stupid baffles me without definition.

When ever their boss is moving around town, no one moves not even the Emir. So they wanted to try same with Buratai, that was a misplaced priority!

Firefire:
Abubakar, who is number 58 on the list of 100 wanted Boko Haram terrorists recently released by the Chief of Army Staff, Lt.-Gen. Tukur Buratai, was arrested by the vigilant troops again.


Stupid idea if you ask me...why MUST they release terrorists in the first place ?

Released by Army General, rearrested by Vigilant Troops... Orisirisi

Double read it, you might just understand what they are saying!

The best way to contend a loose wild animal is by killing it. The western world does that alot, if the animal was being transferred to a new location there will be preparation for using tranquillizers, this was an emergency.

She never get belle ne!