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Crime › Re: Two Robbers Caught In Oriaku Aba, Abia State(Photos) by ElSherriff: 3:38pm On Sep 30, 2016

There is absolutely no reason for anyone to steal or intimidate another for his/her asset but I also think it is not right for another man to maim someone to the point of death, they have been caught, hand them over to the police...yes forget the rest. The trait to steal is not on the skin and flogging might not be enough to change an adult . Either way none is right. Pheww

bolt000:
Ehey.. this thing is getting out of hand.

Crime › Re: Two Robbers Caught In Oriaku Aba, Abia State(Photos) by ElSherriff: 3:31pm On Sep 30, 2016

Na wa! these guys have been destroyed yet others wont listen and learn.

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Romance › Re: This is the type of woman every man loves to marry. by ElSherriff: 2:56pm On Sep 30, 2016

We are now calm, go ye and sin no more bro!

Diplomaticbeing:
Your blood too the hot, calm down. Lol.

Romance › Re: This is the type of woman every man loves to marry. by ElSherriff: 11:49am On Sep 30, 2016

hahahahahahahaha, thought as much, a very little minded, mammoth retard again, got caught in exactly the big headed antics he was trying to spew, instead of acknowledging that nobody has the monopoly of intelligence, he sits back and tries to masturbate on the corridors of grammar and self glorification. Hello kid, if you ever get lucky as to knowing who I am and what I have achieved in intellects, reasoning and cognitive thinking do well to throw a party. Good luck rotting in hell for all your 'trashes' induced schizophrenia. [s]Ode, (penned than hahaha)is me that know pass people like you[/s]

Diplomaticbeing:
Hahaha! "Its me that know pass people like you shior" really? Well, I don't join issues with slowpokes, so swerve. Only engage me in dialog if you have the ability to reason beyond a penned than submission. Servitude is different from loyalty. By the way, I wonder who the hell told you and your ilks that everyone has the trashes called "holy books" as standard. Kindly look for your mates elsewhere.

Education › Re: A 2:2 In These Universities May Equal 2:1 Or First Class Of Other Universities by ElSherriff: 11:39am On Sep 30, 2016

Just go GT for Ihumudumu Rd go take two plates of fried rice. I go pay...later meet me for Zonnes, oil de your head. leave all these gbeskes make them de talk nosense here

G12:
Wrong!

A 2.1 in AAU Ekpoma is equivalent to 1st class in uniben

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Romance › Re: This is the type of woman every man loves to marry. by ElSherriff: 7:44am On Sep 30, 2016

You miss the point, he didnt sound as though he had monopoly, he only showed passages from authoritative sources (the Bible and the Quran), now your postulation that love is reciprocal is not the bone of contention here, he didnt dwell on a give and take thing, he only showed what submission could earn a woman and that in my opinion maybe inadvertently earning the man's submission too! The circle starts from one point initially and if both parties do their bits, then it can be a peaceful big family circle. [s]Its me that know pass people like you shior[/s]

Diplomaticbeing:
@OP

Stop sounding like you're an authority or one who has monopoly of wisdom.

Your postulation is flawed to someone like me, because I believe that love or submission when given (earned or not), should be maintained so as to sustain it.

In my altruistic nature, every living human being is automatically qualified for my love, care, respect etc - free of charge - however, to sustain any of these free goodies from me (especially a wife) she must continually improve (maintain) on all virtues.

In summary, I say altruism plus reciprocation equal to a healthy and happy marriage.

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Celebrities › Re: Peace Achievers Award: Kenneth Okonkwo, Olakunle Churchill, Chris Morgan Honored by ElSherriff: 4:42pm On Sep 29, 2016

Nigerians are beautiful!

Car Talk › Re: Would You Buy This Mercedes Maybach 57 For N40 Million? by ElSherriff: 2:50pm On Sep 29, 2016

Its too cheap sef...See the interior? That alone is 40m! Maybe 20 more Ms to buy the exterior.

Politics › Re: Corper Donates His September Allowance To Akeredolu For Campaign In Ondo (Photo) by ElSherriff: 11:45am On Sep 27, 2016

This one needs strategic employment...good one Ajuwaya!

Politics › Re: "How A Single Presidential Directive Led To Defeat Of Boko Haram" - Buratai by ElSherriff: 8:13am On Sep 27, 2016

Once a soldier always a soldier...Buhari...Now once a fisherman, always a fisherman....Jojo, little wonder he read Zoology. Mtcheww

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Politics › Re: Dasuki: Let's Remember One Of Us - PDP (Photo) by ElSherriff: 8:08am On Sep 27, 2016

Yeah right...We all know he is one of you and thats exactly why we held him in the first instance...bloody thieves. We are presently exploring avenues to hold yet another 'one of you' the illiterate housewife turned international thief; DAME, we shall respond to your plea when we have the time to do so. In the meantime, Bubu just poooped, kindly lick his ass you bloody nincompoops!!!

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Education › Re: Adeyeye Olorunfemi: "I Don’t Regret My Action" — Student Rusticated By UNILAG by ElSherriff: 2:05pm On Sep 23, 2016

You dont have to!

I beg to disagree[/quote]

Pets › Re: Shocking Video Of A Woman Breastfeeding Her Dog That Has Gone Viral by ElSherriff: 1:53pm On Sep 23, 2016

Its not impossible she has potato mash in her skull!

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Politics › Re: Idia Ize-Iyamu's Convoy Attacked In Iyamho, Edo by ElSherriff: 4:06pm On Sep 21, 2016

She looks adorable!

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Politics › Re: Shaibu & APC Youths Sweep Ize-Iyamu, PDP Ouy Of Edo North (Pics) by ElSherriff: 10:52am On Sep 21, 2016

Blind

stooges? amazing how educated people on the basis of trying to masturbate on the corridors of grammatical ecstasy can result to name calling! I am not blind, I am no stooge and I am from Edo North. Focus on Ize-Iyamu, Obaseki and show some respect kid.

DabuIIIT:
Luwbicsh luwbish laabish..these are the muslem enclaves of edo state...Auchi,jattu,....some %age of estako..thats late amodu shuaibu,the momoh family,the otairu of auchi,etc,all blind and dumb stooges and pawns of their master,the sultan of sokoto.
I have live in jattu,attended omogbai primary sch,live in auchi,attended akpekpe primary model sch....buh one thing i love about them is their music and their pretty girls..
EDO IS PDP AND PDP IS EDO.
Oba gha tò'pèe!!
JESUS IS LORD

Poems For Review › Stench Of Foul, Ever So Strong by ElSherriff(op): 9:19am On Sep 21, 2016

When I sleep, I hope not to wake
to the sounds of a blast yet I quake
For the night brings with it an ache
But with every night my ears ring, they ache ears hear nothing but waters that splash
Still no sleep, with fears so brash
Like nudity in the dark grows harsh in the day

Nothing seems right nothing seems wrong
Stench of foul ever so strong!

Birds could flap but there is no one to clap
Streams were once clear, but so long in distance far
Friends gone far away from home
But our desires were to keep our drums of gold
All around us seems fat with heavy eyes
Screams are loud and yet our yells fall short
Shades of black fill our shores
Who to blame we ask but no; we can’t find

When at last they come with promise
We look but find nothing but demise
With each bang we are lost; our virtues turn sour
T’is not fair water they pour
T’is our land, our pride, our water
We turn around and seem cowered to suffer
Black again, smell again, tears again
We pace, we move but not a distance gained

Oh brothers please draw near
Much better to stay in company
Our mothers have dispersed afar with fear
Our fathers despair at this new epiphany
Who to beg we seek with nerves
Then you come and claim to avenge
Nothing brought except things so wrong
Stench of foul ever so strong!

Webmasters › Re: 5 Mistakes First-time Bloggers Make by ElSherriff: 10:27am On Sep 19, 2016

I was into environmental news and tit bits

NuelChesby:
Depends on what you blog about

Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode, His Wife, Precious & Son, Aragon In New Lovely Photos by ElSherriff: 10:25am On Sep 19, 2016

Little wonder he will defend Biafra to the death, he has his vested interests therein! All hail King FFK!!!

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Education › Re: Adeyeye Olorunfemi: "I Don’t Regret My Action" — Student Rusticated By UNILAG by ElSherriff: 8:05am On Sep 19, 2016

He spoke the truth in a disrespectful way. No where in the world is name calling permitted. That is slanderous and very disrespectful. Your vice chancellor made a first class and that is academic excellence, it may not be leadership but its excellence all the same and more importantly you being a student has not achieved it yet so MUST show respect. More over its an insult to the entire degree awarding institution almost to the proportion of claiming they were daft for awarding a first class. The others names called are not necessary so I totally support the University. Part of what we all must learn is humility, how to talk in public, how to manage our temperament and how to be civil.

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Webmasters › Re: 5 Mistakes First-time Bloggers Make by ElSherriff: 7:22am On Sep 19, 2016

The blogging thing requires consistency, and for us that have regular jobs, finding that time can be very daunting. I hung my blogging boots barely two months into it!!!

Business › Re: Oluwatoyin Subair: The MD Of HITV Shares His Touching Experience by ElSherriff: 3:08pm On Sep 15, 2016

The man has agreed to his naivety and where he accepted responsibility was his being a 'simpleton' and not aligning with the Government. Sometimes, lobbying is needed for businesses to wax stronger, sometimes Government going out of legal boundaries to save indigenous firms can suffice. He even agreed he was near clueless as per the agreements he entered with his shareholders. But I doubt is he was entirely carefree with money. He does not come across as somebody with such tendencies especially as he did not default in the over 1bn Naira yearly payments and all that. In DSTV's case, the South African government completely supported them and would still continue to. The shareholders were also very unwise as they wanted more and have now lost all. In all, I commend the man as my lesson here is in his learning, his gallantry in admitting his mistakes and willingness to share his experiences. Nice comment bro!

DIKEnaWAR:
Your Oga Subair was a typical Nigerian business man. Him and his shareholders. They went on a spending spree, immediately they sold out and forgot to renew their hold on the EPL till DStv(those greedy and exploitative bastards) did. I understand that our government is anti-business and very corrupt, but Subair ought to have known all these.

Imagine if Zuckerberg were to be a Nigerian. Imagine what 'small' Linda Ikeji is doing with her change because 'business had been good' . We are Nigerians and we dont know how to build a business that will become a brand and survive us. Disney land, Facebook and WhatsApp used to be someone's business and idea, today they have a become a legacy given to the world.

This is why I admire Seun, though he is like a shark that is contented in a pond, you don't see or hear him living like he will die tomorrow. That is how to build a business and grow it.

I blame this Subair, not our government, for the way DStv had been exploiting us, because he failed to sustain the challenge he gave them . If I may ask, what has stopped someone like Adenuga that has money and in the cable and wireless business from starting a similar business and chasing the DStv thieves out of our clime?

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Business › Re: Oluwatoyin Subair: The MD Of HITV Shares His Touching Experience by ElSherriff: 11:09am On Sep 15, 2016

The man is a gallant man. Good in business, generous in losing out, still generous in sharing his unfortunate experiences so we all can learn. In the era of patronizing home made, Nigeria and her leaders continue to fail and fail. Where was the support for an indigenous firm? we was national pull to make this company work? where was patriotism? I remember the HiTv days as I had a decoder and dish too, quality was poor BUT they were always top notch in customer care and reassurances. Same thing is happening to TRENDtv and Metrodigital today, poor quality and dubious services and these latter firms will go down faster because unlike HiTv their customer care is sh*t. I have stuck with CTL for a while now and for the past two weeks my subscription has yielded nothing, none of the channels work and yet they wont even answer their customer care line...If i port to DSTV, another Nigerian brand is going down. I salute oga Zubiar and I am damn sure this man is cooking up another brand that will definitely work.

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Sports › Re: Josephine Orji, Nigerian Paralympic Gold Medalist by ElSherriff: 8:35am On Sep 15, 2016

Excellence comes at a price...HARDWORK. Hard work is the only currency with which every universally successful person has procured his success. Not faith, not grace, not religion. Now, for the dull headed 'Dalong' that says it doesnt take much training to win a medal, I say SHAME. To this beautiful and wonderfully made Nigerian doing us proud where 'complete' Nigerians have failed us, I say CONGRATS. We love and appreciate your beauty and completeness.

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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi's Twins' 1st Birthday Is Today (Photo) by ElSherriff: 7:25am On Sep 15, 2016

Who see the shoes huh

Politics › Re: Buhari To Reduce His 10 Presidential Jets – Presidency by ElSherriff: 3:44pm On Sep 09, 2016

My guy all die na die o. Both digging and carrying no one better pass. The one we de so, hunger fit kill us if soldier for inside Aso no kill us. E better make I piss for the nonsense o

Spidermon:
If you enter Aso rock, to comot your pr ick to piss would be the last thing on your mind

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Politics › Re: Buhari To Reduce His 10 Presidential Jets – Presidency by ElSherriff: 1:05pm On Sep 09, 2016

Na no day break? shioorrr keep them and be here preaching superficial change. If i even see the nonsense budget sef I go piss on top am.

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Travel › Re: Lagos Slum Where Residents Live With Snakes, Crocodiles (photos) by ElSherriff: 11:38am On Sep 09, 2016

Another lazy journalism. Where is the snake? where is the crocodile? complete with narratives but no real substance. Waited and waited to see the mansions that were two/three stories high and exactly how these mansions prevented proper drainage. And how on earth will a place not have any name? where are the churches competing for space after mentioning just one catholic church. "I am the change oooo", start from putting in effort.

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Celebrities › Re: Funke Adesiyan Flaunts Her N2M Bag, Replies Trolls Who Say She Is Broke by ElSherriff: 1:38pm On Sep 07, 2016

She says "am not bragging ooo", then turns right back and brags her way to the depths. By the way, the $5.99 top is finer than the bag.

*Clears throat..."Sister, now that Nigeria is broke, can you lend us money?"

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Celebrities › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Crashes Illbliss Video Shoot (video) by ElSherriff: 11:39am On Sep 07, 2016

seeing the way Illbliss has posed on this pic you will think he was the one that crashed Mark's video shoot. Poor African spreading like watery puffpuff

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Family › Re: I Am In A Dilemma. I Don't Want To Be A Baby Mama by ElSherriff: 8:16am On Sep 07, 2016

I dont like your comment...should I shoot you? Your response I guess would be "Get rid of her ASAP if I know what is good for Nairaland and the world" You forget the 'thing' you getting rid of metamorphosed into something like your kom kom head! The only innocent person in this whole saga is the baby and yet your suggest it gets killed. Mother and Father enjoyed the sex, commited sin, father hid it from his parents, mother is willing to do same and all the while, baby stays innocent. kom kom head!

CrazyQuinn:
Get rid ASAP if you know what is Good for your life

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Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Shares Food Items To The Needy In His Mansion In Jos (pic) by ElSherriff: 1:03pm On Sep 05, 2016

basingstoke:
shou wetin concern Benin for this matter

Epa you know unaself na...shebi you see when them bring am come against Arsenal?

Education › Re: Help!!! My Friend Made 2.2 And She's Been Misbehaving.. by ElSherriff: 12:57pm On Sep 05, 2016

Usually I dont comment when its not front page...But she has every right to be mad at herself and from the first outlook, she must be made to realize that in present day reality 2.2 is not such a cool result...philosophically, we may justify it, but realistically, the job market filters all of us.

Be that as it may, I know personally that your intellects stand you out at the end of the day. I made a 2.2 in Microbiology (a not-so-lucrative course) and felt the world was over. Nope it wasn't. I immediately made a vow not to start working till I got a master's degree and possibly a Ph.D. This I have almost achieved through hard work. In my MSc. class, I graduated best even when we had at least 4 first class graduates as classmates. Am at the final stages of my Ph. D and I work for an International Oil Company, all these in less than 8 years of graduation.

Let her weep her hearts out and tell her the only way it can be right is to make it right afresh. In the end, the race is not for the swift, nor intelligent, God favours all men the exact way he desires.

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