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Mehn it would have been smart if you busted this lady...but man you are wrong. She was 27 in 2015 so she is 29 now. He sister is 'turning' 28 this year, which makes her still 27 and 2 years younger than the OP...you are smart, but not quite. nice post though.

JustinSlayer69:
Oh yes...your sister will for sure.

I have a terrible "friend". He has done 10 abortions that i know of. What of the unknowns?

Bachelor @ 40... why won't Karma deal with him?

Back to your sis... A guy was nicknamed Mr Fertilizer in school. Impregnated 3 gals within a space of months

PS- Contact members of the Vaseline crew, they abound here

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BUSTED - YOU ARE YOUR SISTER. YOU POSTED YOUR AGE IN YOUR OTHER STORY

For your own sakes, stop having unprotected sex with different guys, there are plenty STDs which cause fertility issues long-term. Stop being a SpermBank every man deposits in.

You also likely have Poly Cystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS). See a gynaecologist and not your quack Dr.

Add buruku join please naaaa

ShawttySoFyne:
Ode

Try Jesus first!!!

Swissheart:
So sorry about that. I think you need to see a psychologist. It is more of mental than medical. You really have to work on your perception. Try d.ick more often and see how enjoyable you can find it or even intimacy gadgets if you aren't in a relationship yet. You'll get over it.

Tahhh dia...which prophesy? Prophet of doom

Nne5:
He'll be released this year.


I'll keep on saying it because
It's a prophecy!

Because it was his wife who allegedly inflicted the injuries. wanna visit the sins of the father on the sons?

nairalandfreak:
Why is the identity of the high ranking officer hidden?

I escaped from ya family home...maximum prison.

OKorowanta:
Which of d prison you for escape come dey yarn puan?
Maybe na kirikiri high college.

Losing what is already lost? am lost please

IamLucy:
If sex is all he's after don't make the mistake of losing it to him

This one feeling like Simon Colwell in America has got talent show. Abandon am sir. Na you lose.

OKorowanta:
DNA twins really overhyped.
The moment Don Jazzy stop to bring in talent into consideration b4 he signs,na so we go abandon him and Mavin and go back to Terry G.

If you wan chop sh*t you no know were latrine dey? no yansh...if your babies no see breast suck make them manage nunu. Na so una de follow yansh enter yawa.

Papiikush:
Natural beauty. Not these bìtches with paints enough to redecorate a flat on their faces.

But no yansh, no boobs... Turn off



Here they come, team no yansh and boobs. Team yansh and boobs is not everything. Team tangerine breasts always fighting for their own

If my babe is breastless what does she expect me my kids to suck? Her heart?

Chei...Africans. Buy Asante Kotoko and help our football. See her adding water to the river. yimu for u and Mike.

Such refined gentleman of the letters...I love the sound of the course. Philosophy in Governance!!!

Keneking:
Amazing, our future president

- "The institution ranked sixth among the world best universities." (I doubt this information)
- "I’m looking forward to teaching H.E.@elrufai in November, student at UNU Merit/Maastricht University.” (Is he undertaking course works and research) or (Coursework based PhD )

With a doctorate, Nasir el Rufai would be in the best position to mount the highest position in the Land.

Even if he competes with incumbent Vice President Professor Yomi Osinbajo for the position of President, he would surely defeat him in APC.

He has the sterling qualities - first as technocrat - second as one with experience in modern day political governance.

Even Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan knows this as fact.

I wish his thesis would focus on grassroot development in Nigeria using the case of Lagos & Abuja to build on.

Good way to start...these are rather political than developmental if you ask me. I did not see his entire communique but I believe these would also help:

Start a deliberate education policy to raise budgetary allocation to the education sector to 30% and do this systematically-varying the increase on a yearly basis. Restructure the educational sector by reviewing our public learning systems, institute special schools for the talented to rival the private schools and ensure a deliberate employment is carried out. Federal scholarships but be social investments and not just grants to students to travel out of Nigeria and remain abroad. They must be compelled to come back to help develop the sector. Start a deliberate R and D policy for every sector in the country.

Rejuvenate the health sector. Saudis have a deliberate policy to ensure one doctor to 60 Saudis within a specified period and most of these doctors are sourced from Nigeria. Revamp the health sector by building mega medical villages in all States of the country...they will serve dual purposes of training and research as well as ensure medicare is available. Then ensure all public officials patronize them. Of course if they value their personal health care, they will ensure its sustainability.

Develop the power sector much more than what we have presently. Explore ways of sustainable energy generation by encouraging alternative energy sources. For areas where solar energy can be harnessed, divert national electricity to other areas and see the government of such areas develop their alternative energy sectors.

Incorporate the private sector in crude oil refinery, not necessarily by outright sales, but through public private partnership. And fast track the modular refinery licensing processes.

Explore trade agreements with other countries of the world. Our balance of trade can be improved if we look into trade agreements with other countries, our import/export window is too narrow...USA, China, Japan...which else? There are emerging economies in the world that can spur Nigeria's foreign business. The foreign minister should be made to earn his keep.

As an avid sports lover, this is just a gold mine waiting to be exploited. Iceland had a deliberate football development policy targeting under 15 boys in the 2000s that gave us the Sigmudsons, Gudjursen, Siggurdson, etc. We leave our football much to chance when we can earn foreign direct investments from footballers. Spot them, nurture them, sign them on commercial management terms with a football consultancy arm of NFF and export them as professionals. Earn your returns on your investments and they will definitely return to invest in Nigeria.

Finally, our internal security is nothing to write home about. It takes much more than energy to convince a foreigner to come into Nigeria. You need blood and sweat.


We shall get it.

Wickedness at its peak. Its always been the attitude of some people...they are so poor all they crave is money, properties and glut. We are made rich only by our reflections on our fellow humans. They cause the war for their personal gains, they corner the foods for their personal gain...they lost their souls...their personal shame.

10 percent of the noodles I presume

ISDKING:
Wickedness at its peak. But what would be the reward of the whistle blower in this case ?

Good...please pump more forex into the system. Do not attempt to fire Lai Mohamed, fire Dalung, watch Jagaban closely, sack Kemi Adeosun...ehen Baba, while you were away one Andrew Yakubu had the effrontery to steal dollars, he was caught and he insists he must be given back the dollars...dont fire him...shooo*t him yaself. Welcome!

This one has tendencies to become TOntoo Dike 02...make una hol am ooo

The guy na Ogbamudu!!! We full your back Omoto...others de shele, you de way ahead. If I hear...

In your case man, you should avoid right turns and only make left turns! Nigeria drives on the left, so having to make right turns, increases the idling time...well clumsy if you think of it, just driving straight on Rumuola road sef kills fuel...Mad holdup.

GAZZUZZ:
I have been trying to count how many left turns I have to make (unavoidable) to get to work

This is cute...one of my role models as a man. Has had a wonderful career (Prof at 37 years!!!) and a beautiful family. Met his daughter many years back and the belle was humility personified. Good good man!!!

I hope this is seen cos I replied late. Before I decided to settle down, I was caught in exactly your boyfriend's web. Yes, I admit it and I have since made good by the person involved because it was wrong. However, in my case, I ended the relationship because I evaluated that I did not contribute enough to the welfare of the girl and because we almost always had sex when she visited me, it definitely meant I was only 'using' her. I did not love her enough to get committed and it was not entirely due to my being insensitive, we just did not bond on that level.
My point is this, you should leave the young man, as I have realized after leaving the girl, I did not feel the urge for sex with the girl I eventually settled with all the time. In short, I have not even had sex with her! there are days she visits and all we do is run around the house and play. This is because I love her beyond her body. It is never right to spend the night over at a man's house without enough commitment from him, even in my case, I forbade the girl from ever sleeping over. You obviously love him, but he loves your body. He will definitely come begging but, I am a guy and I can tell you categorically, you are exactly at par with the soap he self-services with, when it finishes, he buys a new soap. Flee while you can. Finally, as a catholic, we take confessions and remorse seriously, you have displayed an air of defiance about prayers after sin...it is commendable that you believe in God but it is totally wrong to think, just praying after sin is enough to be a christian...I do not blab when I say the first step to making peace with God is accepting that you have sinned, avoiding it with all your might and only begging God when you have made a mistake by falling into sin; not deliberately sinning and 'praying'-God may not even answer such.
Leave him, love God and your Love will find you.

And your brain is too small for your head...

Softorgasm:
The guy is too handsome for the Lady....
Anyway i wish them the best...

See weapons like wetin them wan take go fight vietnam war. Question, if you can afford such guns and amo, why no open three M+M accounts? get 30% in all three accounts and also get the referral bonus?

The man will have to find an alternative means of urinating cos ama chop off his kini...as for the 'wife'...hmmm.

Yet he is Iyanya and you are? well, I know. NOBODY. Take your impressive anonymity somewhere else.

Wingback:
Corny Niggas don't impress me...



You are irrelevant to me, why would I want to impress you?

Iyanya is an artiste, his job is to impress and he swiftly faltered after "your waist".

you dont impress inyanya, me, or even yourself...biko come and go and drink coke youuuu

Wingback:
Corny Niggas don't impress me...

Such pettiness...so that when Kwankwaso is due for DSS's visit, the C in C becomes tongue tied on account of frolicking with the 'enemy'. Oga, face the business of governance and send the senator a text message!

to have compared these thieving scoundrels with Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe and Chief Awolowo is like comparing apple to coconut. These people are thieves, they stole monies, they have been arrested end of story.

See why some men just waank? bringing such children into this world is a waste of waist thrusts

MadCow1:
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Oba my Nigga...



Much respect to you Sir and your Office.

May your reign be long and may it bring good things to the entire Bini Kingdom and its people.

If you can just use your office to close down UNIBEN... You will be the Greatest Oba Ever Liveth (GOEL).

Eya, in her quote she got her spellings right, in yours you goofed, yet she is the illiterate. "Son throw that shit you smoking off"

Wingback:
Stinking illiterate Yoruba who're.

e good...the man wont lack milk for life!!!

which projects OP?