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Fidelity. |
Lol. Who else is expected to pay the bills if not the guy. You take a girl out on a date you pay the bills. That's how it works everywhere. |
Childish. If you can't afford her why not just take your sorry self off and go and self-service or something? |
Why are you so concerned anyway? Are you sleeping with my wife already? Those are the questions the husband is going to ask you, right before he pulls the trigger of the gun he has pointed at your head. Bottom line? None of you fvcking business sir. Just advice the woman to seek protective help from an abusive husband. She should separate from him for a while if she doesn't wanna be sharing pampers with her kids. |
I feel so sorry for her. She even looks tired hauling those compulsory weights tied to her chest all day long. |
Uhmm... So you think the color of your skin makes you special? Wait let me laugh first, I dey come... ![]() When next you see a black person, you will do well to remind yourself that this person has something that you lack. Melanin. You might also want to get professional help for your very obvious inferiority complex. ![]() |
Your hands press pause ne? ![]() How would you like your daughter to be washing her boyfriend's clothes? |
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SpicyJosBabe:I'll advice you to run for your life dear. A godless person will always remain a godless person. Unless of course you don't value your faith. Believe me, one day he's going to tell you to stop worshipping your God if you want to remain married to him. It's quite impossible for someone who doesn't love God to truly love his wife. |
Help me tell them o. all those feminists wannabes. Especially those on Nairaland. Most of them aren't married yet they'd strut around e-burning their bras. |
Don't rest on your oars Mr president. Nigeria is not out of the woods yet. Congrats. |
GBTYO:Funny of you to mention Shari'a. Shari'a law went into operation under the dispensation of a Southern Christian President and Jonathan, another Southern Christian president was the one who led Nigeria to the most recent IOC meeting Nigeria attended. How about that? |
Igbo leaders of thought. Lmao. I don't think there's any sane thought in their ancient heads. Lol. Now I understand why the young ones are behaving rascally. If their elders are like this what do you expect of their children. When Jonathan was going up and down kneeling before pastors of all sorts nobody accused him of trying to Christianize the country then. Please somebody should give these red-cap-wearing old men some kolanuts and palmwine make dem keep kwayet abeg. |
Your father's son. |
ernesterioo:Ha.. Yes o. We must disturb her because she loves to be disturbed all the time. Try it. She won't bite you. |
She probably needed some fresh air. ![]() |
Have you tried asking Google? ![]() |
What's the big deal here? Most tribes do the Reed dance in SA with their boobs bare. So I'm sure nobody there is freaked out or getting a hard on by this. Must be a normal thing. |
Have you ever thought of actually taking her out on a date instead of conducting a phone and social media relationship? |
This doesn't look right to me. ![]() |
mikolo80:How your side, ny? My main stuff done block again. I come talk say make I take your advice. ![]() If you no busy dis weekend we fit chat. |
mikolo80:You even get time dey reply a nonentity whose parents probably gave him up for adoption. Check all his posts and you'll see that he probably masturbates to the word Yoruba. He's a plain e-diot whose destiny is served by trolling online and chasing Yoruba news on Nairaland. |
I love her beads. And her white teeth. Gele is not bad too. ![]() |
Been a while since we cut ponmo last. Now, for those jumping up and down praising him. Wouldn't it be great if he put in place a good health insurance scheme as well as good hospitals to take care of such people like that woman who have life threatening diseases instead of giving hand outs to one or two people with the money of the state and posing for camera like as if he is Mr incredible. Issshhhh... |
They passed through school but obviously didn't allow school to pass through them. Nigerian higher institutions be breeding misfits these days. ![]() |
Why will your phone be ringing every 5minutes? You be MTN customer care agent ni? I won't even marry you if I notice such behaviour in you. I can't come and go and have hypertension because of some broad. ![]() |
They should have used broomsticks. Ask Harry Potter. |
Maybe you sounded desperate on the phone. Let him do the chasing. Occupy yourself with other things. |
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