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Thank you saying these words.There are some Nigerians that derive joy from de-marketing our country.No matter what we do,we do not have another country but Nigeria

Richtaiwo:
Two helicopters colliding mid-air? One is tempted to ask, were the pilots sightseeing with their eyes closed?

Had this rather unfortunate circus taken place in Nigeria, our ever-reliable seasonal patriots, those who loathe the country with Olympic-level enthusiasm, would have turned it into a blockbuster documentary on “Why Nigeria Is a Failed State.” They would have beaten the tragedy like a talking drum, using barbaric exaggeration to market their usual narrative of doom.

But, it happened in their so-called heaven on earth. Suddenly, the same tongues that drip acid now ooze sympathy. They will console the country, mourn politely, and, through some truly acrobatic mental gymnastics, still find a way to blame Tinubu. Talent like that deserves a Nobel Prize in selective outrage.

In any case, they should by now understand one immutable law of Nigerian political reality, none of their candidates is getting anywhere near the seat of power. Not close. Not remotely. Not even with binoculars.

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PinkStarsFallIn:
I wish to Lock 6M naira to compound for atleast 5years. Should I do piggy vest or what?

Rebuker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2bc0HERjhM?si=C5Hjzuatg0m3dV6_

People dey take risk sha

EYIBLESSN:
As a child, I though urinating alone inside the vagina brings pregnancy.


Also, believing that I will be with my Parents till eternity. Until both left before I clocked 27.

Second part happened to me too.

I loved the look of the Reverend fathers and told myself that I would go to the seminary when I grow up but ha!... A niqqa did grow up and change lanes. I'm happily married.

Please someone should help me check, my phone number is 08136863283.

The white undies suppose stain na, see as e still fresh. ... Kai I no believe this story. That's tattooed bottom.

samjadinero:
The websites are not accessible. Or am I the only one?

The website is something else. Been trying it since morning.

Half of what is written out here is bullshit, the other half constitute of lies

230k,just for submission of project? Oboy you be scam! Is like you sef want sleep with the woman, cos all the advice wey pipu dey give you, you dey only see reasons to bleep d woman.

Ebayray:
Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

Not all parents tho.

[quote author=Heineken post=43245791]Hahaha...ure lucky sef. I wish that Nysc na two years. No go finish everything for that store o guy [/quote
Hahaha, oboy I don wise up. I know say if the store crumble na me go enter one chance. I d protect the store with all my life until I get job o.

Heineken:
Very true... Am a graduate but no job. If not for my mum ehn I would have committed suicide. To even barb my hair na wahala.

I swear! If no be dis provisions store wey mumcy open for me after Nysc, I for d chew grass now like Nebuchadnezzar.

Stewpid boy or is he a girl.

Which kind new yam around February? Abi na irrigation una dey use?

Diz kind teeth go resemble tinted glass. Brother you got to own up to yourself and ask her out. Even if e no click, you go gather experience for later things.

Bugatie:
You guys can believe anything you want but am sure that if Jonathan wanted to rig himself back to office, he could have done that and nothing will happen!

America ko, mumurica ni

He would not have succeeded. Without America or even Britain, Nigerians were simply fed up.

MeloGistDotCom:
Didn't the army ban civilians from rocking camouflage outfits ?


SEE MORE PHOTOS @@ http://www.melogist.com/ini-edo-steps-out-in-camouflage-pants-and-sneakers-photo/

Na so em take panel beat Davido to pulp the last time.

Damn! What else can one say... Water don pass under bridge already. Kopa ma don carry Belle already... Lesson learnt#intercourse no get class. E fit happen BTW jss2 boy and kopa girl or the other way round.

If Buhari comes to Benue today, he will have absolutely no project to commission. Not even a public toilet.

Damfostopper:
I pity the guy in question...... Well at my age I don't comment on stupiid post

What did you just do? Stupiiid!

Better tell him now before he spends bumper for valentine just cos of you. Why did you say yes in the first place, you hurt him from that moment till now. My advice is this 'marry him even if you don't love him, because I believe love doesn't come into play where you are involved'.

kennyman2000:
Lol.. May God bless your hustle bro. And if na ur parents still dey feed you. May God continually bless them.

Kai! Diz guy don enter me. Bless you too man.

pjosh1:
I am happy that he got a sponsor. Don't misquote me

Only quoted part of your write up, never quoted you.

CNN seems to be on they period!

Insurgency is world over. Why do we keep wailing out there like this is only happening in Nigeria.

likila:
do we have president in this country?
who swore to protect poor, helpless, citizens like this?
what a let down!
what a disappointment?
zero leadership ability from buhari!
he has not led the fight against boko haram from the front
like he promised during elections!
the poor masses have been abandoned.
It is now everyman for himself.

Go on, keep blaming him, keep blaming PMB. One day you will blame him for not being able to get your wife pregnant.

kennyman2000:
so bad! I keep wondering how these people sleep comfortably at night. Well, karma will surely catch up on them one day!


Check my signature for ur customised wristbands.

Which one be customized wristband sef. Make person hear word jor! Abi here resemble Alaba abi Nnewi.

pjosh1:
This kind of news irritates me. Happy for the boy sha

You fit swap places with the boy o,since you dey happy for am.

Atmmachine:
Fear North

See diz IPOB guy. Who is taking about geopolitical zone here.

Sex is Indispensable, it's a major bedrock upon which marriage is erected. A real man wants fidelity and respect from his woman. Humility is also welcomed.

nzeobi:
You are to some extent correct but it doesn't apply in all cases.
What matters is the understanding because some working class ladies can be selfish and then rough handle you or even turn you to house boy.

Houseboy part is funny... Hahaha kikkiki