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Family / Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by eltweezy90(m): 10:47pm On Nov 24, 2016
EYIBLESSN:
As a child, I though urinating alone inside the vagina brings pregnancy.


Also, believing that I will be with my Parents till eternity. Until both left before I clocked 27.
Second part happened to me too.

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Family / Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by eltweezy90(m): 10:45pm On Nov 24, 2016
I loved the look of the Reverend fathers and told myself that I would go to the seminary when I grow up but ha!... A niqqa did grow up and change lanes. I'm happily married.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power List Of Selected Applicants Is Out by eltweezy90(m): 10:14am On Nov 21, 2016
Please someone should help me check, my phone number is 08136863283.
Education / Re: 3 Male Teachers At St Saviours, Ijegun Beat SS1 Student For Attending A Party by eltweezy90(m): 8:03pm On Jun 01, 2016
The white undies suppose stain na, see as e still fresh. ... Kai I no believe this story. That's tattooed bottom.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Police Service Commission Recruitment .. Apply here by eltweezy90(m): 11:24am On Apr 01, 2016
samjadinero:
The websites are not accessible. Or am I the only one?
The website is something else. Been trying it since morning.
Romance / Re: Guy Cries Out After Lady Tricked Him Into Giving Her "Head" While On Her Period! by eltweezy90(m): 4:56pm On Mar 05, 2016
Half of what is written out here is bullshit, the other half constitute of lies
Romance / Re: I Thought She Was A Friend,now She Wants Sex in return for a Favour. by eltweezy90(m): 6:37pm On Feb 28, 2016
230k,just for submission of project? Oboy you be scam! Is like you sef want sleep with the woman, cos all the advice wey pipu dey give you, you dey only see reasons to bleep d woman.

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Family / Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by eltweezy90(m): 12:07pm On Feb 27, 2016
Ebayray:
Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

cheesy grin grin
Not all parents tho.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Difficult Stages In The Life Of A Nigerian Graduate by eltweezy90(m): 10:40am On Feb 27, 2016
[quote author=Heineken post=43245791]Hahaha...ure lucky sef. I wish that Nysc na two years. No go finish everything for that store o guy [/quote
Hahaha, oboy I don wise up. I know say if the store crumble na me go enter one chance. I d protect the store with all my life until I get job o.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Difficult Stages In The Life Of A Nigerian Graduate by eltweezy90(m): 5:07pm On Feb 25, 2016
Heineken:
Very true... Am a graduate but no job. If not for my mum ehn I would have committed suicide. To even barb my hair na wahala.
I swear! If no be dis provisions store wey mumcy open for me after Nysc, I for d chew grass now like Nebuchadnezzar.

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Celebrities / Re: American Ginuwin Accuses Nigerians Of Scamming With His Name,Nigerians Blast Him by eltweezy90(m): 6:59pm On Feb 23, 2016
Stewpid boy or is he a girl.
Agriculture / Re: The 4 In 1 Yam A Nairalander Harvested From Her Backyard (Photos) by eltweezy90(m): 8:14pm On Feb 20, 2016
Which kind new yam around February? Abi na irrigation una dey use?
Romance / Re: I Can't Ask A Girl Out Because Of My Brown Teeth by eltweezy90(m): 8:47pm On Feb 06, 2016
Diz kind teeth go resemble tinted glass. Brother you got to own up to yourself and ask her out. Even if e no click, you go gather experience for later things.
Politics / Re: I Didn’t Know Why I Came To Rule Now – Buhari by eltweezy90(m): 10:40am On Feb 06, 2016
Bugatie:


You guys can believe anything you want but am sure that if Jonathan wanted to rig himself back to office, he could have done that and nothing will happen!

America ko, mumurica ni
He would not have succeeded. Without America or even Britain, Nigerians were simply fed up.
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Steps Out In Camouflage Pants And Sneakers (photo) by eltweezy90(m): 10:43am On Feb 05, 2016
MeloGistDotCom:
Didn't the army ban civilians from rocking camouflage outfits ?


SEE MORE PHOTOS @@
http://www.melogist.com/ini-edo-steps-out-in-camouflage-pants-and-sneakers-photo/
Na so em take panel beat Davido to pulp the last time.
NYSC / Re: Corper Impregnated By JSS2 Student In Osun State (Snapshot) by eltweezy90(m): 10:23am On Feb 05, 2016
Damn! What else can one say... Water don pass under bridge already. Kopa ma don carry Belle already... Lesson learnt#intercourse no get class. E fit happen BTW jss2 boy and kopa girl or the other way round.
Politics / Re: Ogun To Commission 40 Projects For The Commemoration Of Her 40th Anniversary by eltweezy90(m): 4:36pm On Jan 30, 2016
If Buhari comes to Benue today, he will have absolutely no project to commission. Not even a public toilet.
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by eltweezy90(m): 4:27pm On Jan 30, 2016
Damfostopper:
I pity the guy in question...... Well at my age I don't comment on stupiid post
What did you just do? Stupiiid!
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by eltweezy90(m): 4:22pm On Jan 30, 2016
Better tell him now before he spends bumper for valentine just cos of you. Why did you say yes in the first place, you hurt him from that moment till now. My advice is this 'marry him even if you don't love him, because I believe love doesn't come into play where you are involved'.
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by eltweezy90(m): 12:43pm On Jan 30, 2016
kennyman2000:


Lol.. May God bless your hustle bro. And if na ur parents still dey feed you. May God continually bless them.
Kai! Diz guy don enter me. Bless you too man.
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by eltweezy90(m): 10:03am On Jan 30, 2016
pjosh1:
I am happy that he got a sponsor. Don't misquote me
Only quoted part of your write up, never quoted you.
Politics / Re: CNN Refers To Nigeria As A North African Country by eltweezy90(m): 10:00am On Jan 30, 2016
CNN seems to be on they period!

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Politics / Re: Photos From The Suicide Bomb Blast In Adamawa State Yesterday by eltweezy90(m): 9:43am On Jan 30, 2016
Insurgency is world over. Why do we keep wailing out there like this is only happening in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Photos From The Suicide Bomb Blast In Adamawa State Yesterday by eltweezy90(m): 9:40am On Jan 30, 2016
likila:
do we have president in this country?
who swore to protect poor, helpless, citizens like this?
what a let down!
what a disappointment?
zero leadership ability from buhari!
he has not led the fight against boko haram from the front
like he promised during elections!
the poor masses have been abandoned.
It is now everyman for himself.
Go on, keep blaming him, keep blaming PMB. One day you will blame him for not being able to get your wife pregnant.
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by eltweezy90(m): 9:35am On Jan 30, 2016
kennyman2000:
so bad! I keep wondering how these people sleep comfortably at night. Well, karma will surely catch up on them one day!


Check my signature for ur customised wristbands.
Which one be customized wristband sef. Make person hear word jor! Abi here resemble Alaba abi Nnewi.
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by eltweezy90(m): 9:32am On Jan 30, 2016
pjosh1:
This kind of news irritates me. Happy for the boy sha
You fit swap places with the boy o,since you dey happy for am.
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by eltweezy90(m): 9:30am On Jan 30, 2016
Atmmachine:
Fear North
See diz IPOB guy. Who is taking about geopolitical zone here.
Family / Re: What A Husband Needs From A Wife Is Never Sex by eltweezy90(m): 6:31pm On Jan 29, 2016
Sex is Indispensable, it's a major bedrock upon which marriage is erected. A real man wants fidelity and respect from his woman. Humility is also welcomed.
Romance / Re: Why You Should Marry A Working Lady by eltweezy90(m): 2:25pm On Jan 29, 2016
nzeobi:
You are to some extent correct but it doesn't apply in all cases.
What matters is the understanding because some working class ladies can be selfish and then rough handle you or even turn you to house boy.
Houseboy part is funny... Hahaha kikkiki
Crime / Re: Woman Flees With Fiancé’s N295.5m After Drugging Him by eltweezy90(m): 2:09pm On Jan 29, 2016
Fifthcolumnist:
you mean he kept $1.5m in his room? Is his room a bank vault?
He should be arrested for money laundering.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Steps Out In Style by eltweezy90(m): 1:56pm On Jan 27, 2016
PubLlcEnemy:
I love her a$s...







Is her belly protruded?
How you take see her a$$ from there? I d wonder weda some boys get wireless eyes.
Car Talk / Re: #KogiInauguration: Fatal Tipper Accident At Kogi Highway (Graphic Pics) by eltweezy90(m): 1:50pm On Jan 27, 2016
I blame Audu

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