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Fifthcolumnist:
you mean he kept $1.5m in his room? Is his room a bank vault?

He should be arrested for money laundering.

PubLlcEnemy:
I love her a$s...







Is her belly protruded?

How you take see her a$$ from there? I d wonder weda some boys get wireless eyes.

I blame Audu

Even your boo got a boo.

That is how you were created by God's apprentice. Cos God no fit Create diz kind person.

Men who hit women are simply cowards. It's just like hitting your mum. Can't even nurse an idea like it, even at the apex level of provocation. Me mum and me woman are too precious to me.

Human life is no longer sacred! People are killed on a day to day basis. Only God can judge us. Lord Jesus please let myself and my loved ones not come to an end like this. Amen.

Everything black. Tekno tha bawse. More blessings to you cousin.

Nice one OP...

Has happened to me b4 and d guy was already thinking we were dating!


And wen I asked him wats with d boyfriend attitude, he then replied, "am I not ur boyfriend"? See me see wahala, immediately I just change am 4 d guy.


We're friends now anyway...

Poor guy thought he was dating. Lol. He never realized he was in a monofriendship. Dating himself.

ronald4lif:
Not when I offer to hire a cab and she refuses. She should move on with the male friend. All these "we're just friends" don't usually cut it for me.

Exactly!

emeraldknytt:
ehn ehn, she bought crosstour and she open leg like tolotolo(turkey) if she bought private jet nko.... congrats sha busybody

If she bought private jet, I sure say person for knack am akpako inside.

At 15 what else can he have sex with (if at he starts having sex at a tender age) if not a sheep. I think that is why the Boy is named Miracle.

Let's see what happens when I get married. But definitely I believe I wouldn't stoop so low.

Fake story! You got married to your wife in 1996 and your youngest child is 22 years. How old are the elder siblings? Abi d guy is older than the marriage itself. The oldest issue should be 20 at most. Just doing my critique tho.

Sometimes I wonder why ladies believe it when guys tell them that "I'm just a friend". Let me tell you something, every guy that chills out with you have probably taken a double look at your breasts and butt and wishes to bleep you deeeeeeeep!

Dahveydson:


Thank God he's not a Nigerian.

I tell you. Na so so every body for d talk.

Take your mind off her. I know it's hard after all this while, but diz is the time you have to pay more attention to your work. Change the negativity into positivity, use this situation as your inspiration point. She said she is confused, taken! Who allowed the confusion to sink in? She did. Bros Abeg leave that lady for corner.

AwesomeDuru:
The innocent little boy is not looking at anything. Probably he even has his eyes closed sef. Stop begging a situation that is not there. Do you think he has attention by looking up there? What's even there to see? Dirty pants, Bushy v.agina, yeast infection.. There's nothing glorious under a woman's skirt trust me.

On the contrary, there exist a lot of glorious things beneath there ;a country's economy, bailout funds, arms deal funds, good examination scores and the likes.

johnjay4u2u:
6. All of the above.
As the Spirit leads
When I try 5, my door is well locked and make sure the rat in my room has travelled.

Or else you go see short sleeve in between ya legs.

feldido:
Wait I de come....

What are you waiting for?

Infact both of you are borring...
Do u want more?

She sees you as an a**hole and super boring prick.

misspresident:
here's another example.
1.you played a lotto
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2.you don't know the outcome yet
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3.you've borrowed money and plan a party down
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4.the result came out and you did not win.
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5.what should i call that?

Counting the chicks before the eggs hatch... In D'prince's voice '' on your own "

victor2fresh:
Guy push quick..dose kin chick dey feel say dem be everytin...dey neva say sorry if dy do u wrng cos dey feel dey r beta nd can do without u..#exprerience

I think it's the opposite. Most of these ladies want a gentleman who will respect and cherish them because they 've probably gone through hell with guys who' ve molested them. Go for it man, she's your lady.

[quote author=kliq post=41922571]"The PDP spokesperson has also reportedly submitted that he received N400million from former President Goodluck Jonathan for an assignment he executed for him, but was however silent on the nature of the assignment.''

Why keep silent on the nature of assignment? Abi na deaf and dumb assignment!

I used to be really mean to women, but overtime I thought through it and said "I was young I couldn't do it right, now I'm grown I can't do it wrong" I love my lady unconditionally and so does she.

And these f**ls believe this story is true.

Ekeeyhandsome:
I have not kiss before

You de learn work, period!

lofty900:
My own is that MTN should pay their fine. The money is not coming into my pocket but it will make me happy

Even me

That name sounds so unNigerian, he got the cash from the deal, now he will go for the death.

It's not funny fa! You should go more hard on it ;carry dat phone go troway am for inside suck away. Phone wey me buy for me babe go come d run me, ha! Holy Moses!

It happened to me too. I liked diz working class babe but was afraid of asking her to date my graduate but unemployed self. So she discovers one day, and what she did was amazing. She asked" do you have a serious woman in your life "and my answer stirred more questions and now we are love birds.

It's my year of employment, it's my year of marital bliss. I look up to God for support. Amen.

kilokeys:
U r a mad man
She is a psychopath.
Give ur kids up for adoption o.

Even Goats and poultry birds are higher up the animal strata than y'all.