₦airaland Forum

mars123:
speak now or forever hold your peace

In Phyno 's voice.

Someone is somewhere blaming GEJ for United's woes.

Yet Buratai says '' boko haram can no longer coordinate attacks ''. The question now is, what is the definition of the word "attack" because I see a group of devils kill people wantonly and abduct some more... This is simply a well coordinated attack. I'm sorry Buratai, you are not close to being true.

That nigga Jim, always looking dapper. He a role model too.

They love Jesus Christ, taken! But they also hold the belief that only prophet Mohammed is the true prophet and Messenger of God. I hail the might in those steps taken towards national unity. Merci boucoup!

My spot is #97 per litre. I go try call dem so dat diz guys go comot dat #10, make person use d drink pure water jor.

Just like these folks above have said,make sure to collect the number and contact address of these her friends. From there she go package herself well, cos she go understand say if she fumble, you go strike those her girlfriends from all angles like it's Ronaldinho

ImpactWorld:
Petrol is #200 per liter in my location.

APC please stop the scam,Nigerians are tired

Chai! #200 per litre! Are you residing in Potiskun or Niger.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I agree with the Op totally.

There ain't no way I can be friends with a girl purely because of that. Most of the girls that are just my friends now we didn't just start like that. There was an attraction either from my side or hers but circumstances didn't let things happen.

And yes if given the chance i'll still have sex with like 97% of my female friends. It's only girls that will not agree with this because they don't understand.

Any girl who thinks every guy that is her friend has not nursed the intention of having sex with her before is just deceiving herself plainly.

Quote me in maiduguri. [/color]

True story!

Trans gini? Is it a woman or a man? That person is ailing with comfusionititis. Let's see, ten hot lashes of cane will format her brain and take her back to default,shikina!

Dat one wey d search Santa shoes, make God help am make him no jam scorpion for inside.

Yet they keep saying they are superior... I think they should just call themselves Super-stupid. What a mistake. What a brouhaha!

Ja Jehovah Emmanuel! God knows I don't like pets. My wife can knock a dog out, I simply won't give a Bleep! Talk more of when she carrying my heir or heiress.

Call her anything... But the money keeps pilling up in her bank account.

How dem go say him defraud dem? Police! Hehe! He was just collecting back what they (police) had extorted from poor drivers. Dat judge sef na Bleep up man. Why him go sentence am. Rubbish!

I didn't hear you mention a trip to Dubai, and putting on her finger a twenty four carat diamond ring to propose and giving her some money to go buy a house for her mama, some to put in her bank account and more money to go spend for no reason.

Obhasme:
It is now official: Lai Mohammed is morally sick. Old age sickness has caught up with him. He should retire from active politics before he does more harm to APC.

When you transcribe Lai, what you have will be spelt like diz /Lie/. Biko! Make una no blame am, na him name d follow am.

Talk don even finish for ma mouth!

Shebi! As 2face drop African Queen wey d song come give am legendary status, you sef come drop African West ko? Itz okay, Itz alright.

EverLily:
I want. Please coman do me

I enjoyed this stuff when I was very little. My brother is into body building and all. When I hear my name, I'll jejely climb his back as he does his morning press ups.

Who can do this thing to me abeg?

No come kill person with that your weight wey dey like elephant own, bikonu!

AnthonyAk:
Upcoming players should take note , greed dosent always pay. a certain Mikel Obi can only be seen in pictures these days

Sometimes I wonder if he used adhesive glue to apply to his button so as to remain permanently stuck on the Chelsea bench .Biko! Today na Ighalo odion day jor! Make I celebrate am. I was happy when he struck two pass Adam bodjan of Liverpool fc last week.

GamaG:
Enugu girls too dey do, dey do, dey do. This is what is called environmental influence they learnt it from Enugu girls.

Just like Orezi bin yarn.

Fatal not ghastly because it involves loss of a life(grammatically speaking) every day we draw closer to our graves. R. I. P to all the young and old that passed. I hate these two words passionately ;mortician (undertaker) and cemetery.

emorse:
23 and 19. At that age some of us were still working and schooling at the same time. Both full time o.

I tell you! All we gotta do is work hard so our kids, nieces, nephews and cousins won't go through the same tribulations we did passed through.

Demmocrats:
Blacks with there stupid mentality.

Have you seen Ortega, Buffet, Richard, Zuckerberg, Brian etc do such nonsense, his just 400 million dollar rich while those i called worths billions of dollars with massive companies to there name.

I smell a wannabe *wink *na him money jare, he took punches... How many of those guys you mentioned had to take a punch in the head to get a cent? Ye see ye life. Zigzag.

Speechless3:
mcheeew he should grow up quick.

You sure say you no want marry am?

softappless:
childish brain, how many times has dangote or adenuga showed off their cars?

That's why he's got a black ass, cos haters like you going kiss his ass.

I went through a similar ordeal when I took part in Mr and Miss campus pageant during my university days. It wasn't funny, I thought I was gonna poo in my undies back then. Damn!

hungryboy:
I just pray that she didn't enter one of this flashy cars, that never brings you back home,
The Okoro you know is better Dangote you don't know,
Ladies stop risking your lives,
Many a girl have lost their lives to the guy with the flashy car

Why she no go miss... With all these see-through tops and trousers. I believe say her brain sef na see through.

greatnaija01:
LOLS, I GUESS YOU ARE NOT EVEN A DISCIPLINED CHRISTIAN, FOR YOUR REASON OF NOT WANTING TO FOLLOW YOUR UNCLE TO BE BEACAUSE THEY HAVE MUCH PRINCIPLES AND THEY READ ALOT.... ANYWAY AMORC IS NOT A CHURCH, YOUR UNCLE IS ON HIS WAY TO A CULT AND GAVE YOU AN OPEN INVITATION, IF JESUS IS NOT THEIR MESSAGE AND THEY USE OTHER BOOKS OUTSIDE THE BIBLE, YOU MAY AS WELL GO TO CHURCH OF SATAN............................ YOUNG MAN FLEE AND RUN TO JESUS.... BE SURE OF YOUR CHRISTIANITY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. TELL YOUR UNCLE YOU FOLLOW ONLY JESUS AND NON OTHER. I LEAVE WITH THE CHOICE OF LIFE OR DEATH.

What if there was no heaven after this? What if! Just like 2face said "that heaven is the very place that we are living in so" just honour him invitation jare.

Adamma22:
Nose like cap

Lol. Diz kind type wey em d call bicycle seat.

Biko! Na karate she want go fight abi na Judo?