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bloodyBLOGGER:Calling him a Biafran will even make him feel important, biafra is only an illusion and secondly he is a foolish fool... Do us a favor and Gerard here. |
What an idiot. This guy needs to be treated like a beast... Inserting a hot rod in his rectum (asshole) will make me feel better. |
GEJ, Sambo Dasuki and Okonjo Iweala, these people deserves to be stoned to death in a public square if these allegations are proven beyond doubt... And dem go come d open mouth d say the Nigerian treasury was made dry by Abacha.(mechionu)shut up dia, if I hear fiim from your mouth again... |
I never see Benue State University, makurdi for dia o. All those yeye lecturers for linguistics and theatre arts must confess... *koboko talktrue * |
I don even loss count of the money wey diz guys share... Even my calculator d tell me out of range... Chai! Dasuki like say make I barber dat your bear bear before I go begin d flog you! |
After him come give people for Otukpo plenty salt, Maggi, rice and tomato... Why dem no go come welcome am... Nigerians will never learn. If him win again, I swear him must collect back all d money wey him use buy all those stuff. |
Any small thing police don arrest person. Comot dia! Nobi oyinbo wey bin take us into slavery? When person come take swindle small part of money wey him grand father bin go till land for US, police go just de rush am like small children Akara. Rubbish! And dat judge come put one million as bail post for d guy head... Na only d guy pocket una want use do budget for 2016? |
ibkgab001:Works cited From Ngozi Okonjo iweala's '' Abacha's loot and how it was religiously spent''2015. |
Shebi una see those people wey d protest for there, all ladies wey wear hijab come d form protest.. Make una stand well o... If na for kano you for don hear twin bomb blast. |
Oya Adaeze where the agreement wey him bin sign say if you borrow am d money him go marry you later- later?...Adaeze answers (moping)...Sir eltweezy90, there was no written agreement on paper, it was written between my legs in my paper book with his pencil... (eltweezy90 clears throat then answers) ha! Na once chance you enter so! Oya oga police give that guy 50lashes of cane and remand am for inside zoo where lion dey, him too greedy. |
Fynestboi:Guy that Dr Jin na season wetin? |
I'm watching Empire season two, episode 8. The stuff is dapper. |
I'll still pick Godogo over any of these Nigerian thieveriticians. Imagine one person carting away with Nigeria 's 30billion pounds...Godogo na just coins sha, plus him take style clear all these police wey de collect driver dem fifty - fifty card for road. |
Na because d little girl dey fair complexioned wey him come dark like charcoal nahim make him adopt for sake of say make him ma get yellow cici for him house. Rubbish! How that one come take pay my mum salary of October, November?... |
OnankpaBa:Abi? But no b lie na |
Me think say na baby milk she want give koredo through that her net top sef... Tiwa's breasts doing back up for banks... Geskiya fa! |
Ah ah, me think say na naija sef! This my hangover d make me daydream. Make I go toilet jare. |
Saraki rejoicing? Why rejoice when you already oiled the wheels of the judiciary. Abeg! Make person hear word jor. |
And somebody will come and be blaming GEJ, even people wey d work for world bank d divert money... How come person wey only work for Otueke(bayelsa) no go chop! See diz koboko wey dey my hand so, Ngozi okonjo if you no bring that money now now make dem use am pay unemployment allowances, I go peel your back today today. |
SLIDEwaxie:When Governor Adams was calling her out to come and explain her participation in the arms deal, she alleged that Adams was always mentioning her name anytime a new corruption case Springs. See diz woman o! dia is God o. #... Crying... # |
OEAS? MASSOB? ... these acronyms keep springing up every day. Biafra or no Biafra I go still de go toilet. Mtchew! |
captainflash:Baba you sure say you no dey hunger for dis kind thing? Talk true. Lol. |
Tonto dikeh has not taken her bath for one week ;come smell her armpit see na... Make I hear say person want donate food for dog! Na six solid strokes of bulala. Shikina! |
Who said being a bit crude and bloody is bad? When you are going for the power, you have to go all out... And there are bound to be victims to manure the ground. My thoughts though. |
Welcome home baba, shebi you hear as these your governors don collect bailout pocket am for girlfrienicial use. |
For all I care, you can hide the kid's face for eternity. Him even get bowleg sef, maybe the face get follow-come noseless face. Okada abeg drop me for front. |
Make person hear word jor! Biafra is closed and dusted. If na for Syria (Assad) for don d squeeze dem already. |
At least you don sing for am, if na only guys like me out here, Harry song for no sale |

