₦airaland Forum

Daslim180:
Once a soldier, forever a soldier. Soldier go soldier come, Barrack still remains....... May your days be long Baba Buhari.

God bless me (I don't know about my haters)

God bless you (I don't know about your enemies)

God bless Nairaland (I don't know about Porn star forums)

God bless Buhari ( I don't know if God will bless Sani Abacha)

God bless A.P.C (I don't know about P.D.P)
Akpos I
God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria.

God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria (I don't know if God will bless biafra)

mudility:
Thanks. She should have approach me privately when am calm to advise me on my anger not in front of the other worker. If i don't do anything about this,other workers may copy her rudeness.

Sack her ASAP.

damton:
Nysc camp na for everybody.
no matter your size there is always a KHAKI for you.
but I no know whether parade and Training dey dey for all sizes

Some na platoon eleven, dem no d do parade o. Dia parade na for plastic chairs

Na why anytime wey I hear say thief kill police, I no d even care, Cos these sort of people are better off dead. Imagine someone crying for help, and you ask that person shamelessly and stupidly, "help ko, help ni, abeg follow dem to wherever... WTF!

Demmocrats:
Chai!!!



The Boko haram mystery, how can untrained amajari's killing our well trained officers.


So NDA has gone to the lowest ground.


Corruption has truly weaken us as a Nation.


What will other nations think about Nigeria, as a failed state.


No wonder a neighboring country invaded part of Nigeria.


I weep for 9ja.

D thing don rotten na, if you no be politician pikin or relative, you no even fit near NDA... How ajebota want take fight?

mbulela:
You are a wicked girl

How she take wicked? Make Mtn even put Jara add sef.

Make I go piss first!

Endowed be like Greekgoddess I wanna eat your poo, it makes my day. Lol. How dat one take concern how me and Cynthia Morgan d chill for her comfort zone. Mtchew!

osedvgirl:
see bre.ast oooo

No be small thing o... I've got weak knees already. No b my fault sha. Lol.

Hundreddegrees:
Jobless Fellows, hooligans,Nincompoops, an exhibition of their stupidity

No come break person head with dis your English, biko!

I don see plenty guys wey don nurture bebs for marriage wey d thing later no work out based on say d girl come later upgrade pass d guy, na there you go begin here things like :him mouth d smell, him get body odor wey pass he-goat own etc.

Why didn't you post their fine at 1billion naira. Do you have an idea of how long they've carried out this very activity?? 5 million might just be a meager sum out of the whole loot. See diz daniskas fa! Nigerians d steal crude, una ma carry una vessel to come steal, una fada for dia. Like say make I dash person knock.

ModiKen:
Hell2daNo!

Mak we see d light first then we go gladly pay.

BTW, Fashola shey many other power generation methods dey apart from gas powered plants.

Akon dey give people stable electricity thru solar power and u dey talk of increase in price of gas powered electricity.

Smh for you, Fashola....

Mama Bukky, abeg share bottles of origin for the posters above and below me....dem dey use dia head well.

Baba make I get baby oku biko, I get parol by 4 pm

Lalasticlala is like you don remove the bicycle pedal, I no see am, biko, abi na my frog eye no d c well. Good hand work

sod09:
Hmmmmm
Nice boobs

Na boobs you come see ne? See yasef! Na birthday we d talk o. Oya comot your eye for dia.

I Sabi dat girl for Agege na, she bin black like 12 midnight but now see as she dey like 6am. Na collagen d cause am sha... As for the yash make I no lie, e must stink cos breathing space no dey.

aviazuva:
You were doing area boy for dem hehehehehehehehe You see yasef?

Chai! Na true talk o. D thing enter like punch for eye.

Na so some say dem give dem d money for spiritual purpose... You na few millions ko, shebi no be from d Dasuki /federal government money ni? All of una must bring am Come outside.

You guys have said it all... It's definitely Linda Ikeji, I smelled a rat after she purchased that mansion.

Who go be Mr ibu pikin again na?

Where I bin dey gan? Wey dem de carry diz kind money share for people wey I no see shishi or tete sef?

Dem no even buy plenty cars sef, make dem Still buy for their committee children, committee wives, committee father in laws, son in laws, daughter in laws and girlfriend in laws... Wey my father still d drive carina two, I no even Sabi d year wey dem make d car... You carry your stinking mouth d tell us say person like saraki '' his vehicles are begging to be changed '' shebi na change we vote for? Oya na.

Epiphanus20:
1 TALKING TO 5000 MEN WITHOUT A MICROPHONE before going further make i ask you just 1 question,how far can your voice go?Jesus christ talks to over 5 thousand men without even a microphone or speaker,that guy might be having headache everyday due to screaming.

2 HIS PHILOSOPHICAL APPROACH TO ISSUE'S Although Jesus never attended college(i dont know if he attended high school,abeg no ask me).But he settle dispute and answer questions in a more matured way,for instance when the pharisees(or whatever) where about stoning Mary Magdalene,he told them"if you have not done such things in your life,then stone her" but they all dispersed.

3 HIS ABILITY TO TALK FOR DAYS WITHOUT EATING OR DRINKING Jesus Christ can teach for days without showing an expression of hunger or thirst,for instance when he fed 5 thousand men,he had taught for two days without eating anything and yet he is more worried about the crowd that just sit and listen to him.

4 HIS ABILITIES TO KNOW NAMES Although Jesus christ has many Friends and followers but still he knew the names of everyone,for instance he called all his Apostles by name before they became his Apostles,he called Mattew and Zaccheus by name,he also called many people which i wouldnt mention.

5 HIS SPIRIT OF ENDURANCE AND LOVE Jesus was sent into the world to die for our sin not for his own sin and yet he accepted to die,he was born like a horse rather than a King,he started enduring at the age of twelve when he revealed his real family(us),Jesus endured hunger for 40 days and 40 night,he endured temptation,suffered till death just for you and i.

[b]LET WELCOME THE KING.[b/]

Baba no be small headache o. Choi!

lonelydora:
I don't see this new Ooni following this tradition because he's educated and young.

Would his young wife even allow him to "reap where he did not sow?"

One brand new wife + Four tokunbo wives = Five wives. What an awesome fivesome!

Ooni, abeg there so many young girls out there.

I d reason d fivesome sef... E go be like fruit salad... Simply delicious.

Weda you no call person sef dem go still deduct d daily access fee of 5 naira.

Na for him pocket! Useless goat.

hadizadeezy:
Well, they are looking good sha according to their styles but hope no be charger Ramsey Noah carry for hand?

At least make him for get light from one socket dia charge him 3310 na.

So orange now don turn to food stuff?. Me I carry my frog eye see orange and una d holla truckload of foodstuff destroyed, bia, better be careful. Okemkpi!

Maybe na part of the funds wey dia Dasuki loot nahim diz guy bin go blow like diz.

Rubbish! Dem must probe you make we see how your hands clean reach.

E don get dual citizenship ko, you no go come spend that money for Lagos. Anytime wey you want born na so so US u d go. When you laugh for dia finish, una go still enter naija abi? Na dia e go set... Flenty flenty traffic hold up, generator noise and etc