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Crime / Re: Ritual Killers: One -chance Operators Devise New Strategies by eltweezy90(m): 12:19pm On Dec 18, 2015
Na why anytime wey I hear say thief kill police, I no d even care, Cos these sort of people are better off dead. Imagine someone crying for help, and you ask that person shamelessly and stupidly, "help ko, help ni, abeg follow dem to wherever... WTF!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ambushed Soldiers In Maiduguri Scored Feared Dead by eltweezy90(m): 10:40pm On Dec 17, 2015
Demmocrats:
Chai!!!



The Boko haram mystery, how can untrained amajari's killing our well trained officers.


So NDA has gone to the lowest ground.


Corruption has truly weaken us as a Nation.


What will other nations think about Nigeria, as a failed state.


No wonder a neighboring country invaded part of Nigeria.


I weep for 9ja.
D thing don rotten na, if you no be politician pikin or relative, you no even fit near NDA... How ajebota want take fight?

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Business / Re: 1.4trn Fine: MTN Takes Nigerian Government To Court by eltweezy90(m): 10:31pm On Dec 17, 2015
mbulela:
You are a wicked girl
How she take wicked? Make Mtn even put Jara add sef.
Celebrities / Re: Afrocandy Is A Bedroom Bully!!! Naija Actress Shares More Naked Photos by eltweezy90(m): 10:23pm On Dec 17, 2015
Make I go piss first!
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Wears New Look, Fans React (See Photos) by eltweezy90(m): 10:13pm On Dec 17, 2015
Endowed be like Greekgoddess I wanna eat your poo, it makes my day. Lol. How dat one take concern how me and Cynthia Morgan d chill for her comfort zone. Mtchew!
Celebrities / Re: Rukky Sanda At The Premiere Of 'Beast Of No Nation' by eltweezy90(m): 3:45pm On Dec 16, 2015
osedvgirl:
see bre.ast oooo grin
No be small thing o... I've got weak knees already. No b my fault sha. Lol.
Politics / Re: Ongoing Biafra Protest In Alaba Market, Lagos (Pictures) by eltweezy90(m): 3:24pm On Dec 16, 2015
Hundreddegrees:
Jobless Fellows, hooligans,Nincompoops, an exhibition of their stupidity
No come break person head with dis your English, biko!

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Romance / Re: My 24-yr-old Friend Wants To Date A 16-yr Old Girl by eltweezy90(m): 12:29pm On Dec 16, 2015
I don see plenty guys wey don nurture bebs for marriage wey d thing later no work out based on say d girl come later upgrade pass d guy, na there you go begin here things like :him mouth d smell, him get body odor wey pass he-goat own etc.
Crime / Re: Lagos Court Convicts 9 Foreign Citizens For Stealing Crude (photos) by eltweezy90(m): 11:12am On Dec 16, 2015
Why didn't you post their fine at 1billion naira. Do you have an idea of how long they've carried out this very activity?? 5 million might just be a meager sum out of the whole loot. See diz daniskas fa! Nigerians d steal crude, una ma carry una vessel to come steal, una fada for dia. Like say make I dash person knock.
Politics / Re: Fashola Begs Nigerians To Accept Hike In Electricity Bill by eltweezy90(m): 3:32pm On Dec 15, 2015
ModiKen:
Hell2daNo!

Mak we see d light first then we go gladly pay.

BTW, Fashola shey many other power generation methods dey apart from gas powered plants.

Akon dey give people stable electricity thru solar power and u dey talk of increase in price of gas powered electricity.

Smh for you, Fashola.... angry

Mama Bukky, abeg share bottles of origin for the posters above and below me....dem dey use dia head well. cool
Baba make I get baby oku biko, I get parol by 4 pm
Science/Technology / Re: 5-year-old Boy Builds His Dream Bicycle (photos) by eltweezy90(m): 3:25pm On Dec 15, 2015
Lalasticlala is like you don remove the bicycle pedal, I no see am, biko, abi na my frog eye no d c well. Good hand work

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Celebrities / Re: Sikiratu Sindodo’s Daughter Clocks 18 Today (photos) by eltweezy90(m): 12:50pm On Dec 15, 2015
sod09:
Hmmmmm
Nice boobs cool cool cool
Na boobs you come see ne? See yasef! Na birthday we d talk o. Oya comot your eye for dia.
Celebrities / Re: Hips Don’t Lie! The Hips On This Lady SPEAKS The TRUTH by eltweezy90(m): 12:42pm On Dec 15, 2015
I Sabi dat girl for Agege na, she bin black like 12 midnight but now see as she dey like 6am. Na collagen d cause am sha... As for the yash make I no lie, e must stink cos breathing space no dey.
Politics / Re: Bode George Denies Collecting N100m From Yuguda by eltweezy90(m): 11:12am On Dec 15, 2015
aviazuva:


You were doing area boy for dem hehehehehehehehe You see yasef?
Chai! Na true talk o. D thing enter like punch for eye.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Reacts to N240M Allegation by eltweezy90(m): 9:15pm On Dec 14, 2015
Na so some say dem give dem d money for spiritual purpose... You na few millions ko, shebi no be from d Dasuki /federal government money ni? All of una must bring am Come outside.
Politics / Re: Popular Female Blogger Recieved N240 Million From ‪#‎Dasukigate‬ ? SEE by eltweezy90(m): 8:51pm On Dec 14, 2015
You guys have said it all... It's definitely Linda Ikeji, I smelled a rat after she purchased that mansion.
Celebrities / Re: Actor Dede One Day Is Dead - Puo Reports by eltweezy90(m): 2:55pm On Dec 14, 2015
Who go be Mr ibu pikin again na?

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Politics / Re: Bode George Denies Collecting N100m From Yuguda by eltweezy90(m): 8:27am On Dec 14, 2015
Where I bin dey gan? Wey dem de carry diz kind money share for people wey I no see shishi or tete sef?
Politics / Re: Why We Are Buying N4.7billion Worth Of Cars- Nigeria Senate. by eltweezy90(m): 8:15am On Dec 14, 2015
Dem no even buy plenty cars sef, make dem Still buy for their committee children, committee wives, committee father in laws, son in laws, daughter in laws and girlfriend in laws... Wey my father still d drive carina two, I no even Sabi d year wey dem make d car... You carry your stinking mouth d tell us say person like saraki '' his vehicles are begging to be changed '' shebi na change we vote for? Oya na.

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Religion / Re: 5 Unmentioned Miracles Of Jesus Christ by eltweezy90(m): 9:01am On Dec 13, 2015
Epiphanus20:
1 TALKING TO 5000 MEN WITHOUT A MICROPHONE before going further make i ask you just 1 question,how far can your voice go?Jesus christ talks to over 5 thousand men without even a microphone or speaker,that guy might be having headache everyday due to screaming.

2 HIS PHILOSOPHICAL APPROACH TO ISSUE'S Although Jesus never attended college(i dont know if he attended high school,abeg no ask me).But he settle dispute and answer questions in a more matured way,for instance when the pharisees(or whatever) where about stoning Mary Magdalene,he told them"if you have not done such things in your life,then stone her" but they all dispersed.

3 HIS ABILITY TO TALK FOR DAYS WITHOUT EATING OR DRINKING Jesus Christ can teach for days without showing an expression of hunger or thirst,for instance when he fed 5 thousand men,he had taught for two days without eating anything and yet he is more worried about the crowd that just sit and listen to him.

4 HIS ABILITIES TO KNOW NAMES Although Jesus christ has many Friends and followers but still he knew the names of everyone,for instance he called all his Apostles by name before they became his Apostles,he called Mattew and Zaccheus by name,he also called many people which i wouldnt mention.

5 HIS SPIRIT OF ENDURANCE AND LOVE Jesus was sent into the world to die for our sin not for his own sin and yet he accepted to die,he was born like a horse rather than a King,he started enduring at the age of twelve when he revealed his real family(us),Jesus endured hunger for 40 days and 40 night,he endured temptation,suffered till death just for you and i.

[b]LET WELCOME THE KING.[b/]
Baba no be small headache o. Choi!
Culture / Re: Only The Ooni Of Ife Can Inherit The Late Ooni’s Widows Says Tradition(pictures) by eltweezy90(m): 8:56am On Dec 13, 2015
lonelydora:
I don't see this new Ooni following this tradition because he's educated and young.

Would his young wife even allow him to "reap where he did not sow?"

One brand new wife + Four tokunbo wives = Five wives. What an awesome fivesome!

Ooni, abeg there so many young girls out there.
I d reason d fivesome sef... E go be like fruit salad... Simply delicious.

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Phones / Re: UPDATED: Cheapest Tariff Plans For Calls & SMS Across All Networks by eltweezy90(m): 8:51am On Dec 13, 2015
Weda you no call person sef dem go still deduct d daily access fee of 5 naira.
Sports / Re: Man Breaks His TV After ManU Lost Their Match Tonight (Photo) by eltweezy90(m): 8:47am On Dec 13, 2015
Na for him pocket! Useless goat.
TV/Movies / Re: Photos From The Amvcas 2016 Nominee Announcement Event by eltweezy90(m): 1:46pm On Dec 12, 2015
hadizadeezy:
Well, they are looking good sha according to their styles but hope no be charger Ramsey Noah carry for hand?
At least make him for get light from one socket dia charge him 3310 na.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Conveying Foodstuff To Troops Ambushed By Boko Haram Men, 2 Killed by eltweezy90(m): 10:28am On Dec 12, 2015
So orange now don turn to food stuff?. Me I carry my frog eye see orange and una d holla truckload of foodstuff destroyed, bia, better be careful. Okemkpi!
Romance / Re: Man Dies In Lagos Hotel After Marathon Group Sex by eltweezy90(m): 10:22am On Dec 12, 2015
Maybe na part of the funds wey dia Dasuki loot nahim diz guy bin go blow like diz.
Politics / Re: Arms Deal Probe: I Acted In Nigeria’s Interest – Okonjo- Iweala by eltweezy90(m): 9:31am On Dec 12, 2015
Rubbish! Dem must probe you make we see how your hands clean reach.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Delivered Of A Baby Girl In The USA(photos) by eltweezy90(m): 7:44am On Dec 12, 2015
E don get dual citizenship ko, you no go come spend that money for Lagos. Anytime wey you want born na so so US u d go. When you laugh for dia finish, una go still enter naija abi? Na dia e go set... Flenty flenty traffic hold up, generator noise and etc
Politics / Re: Reaction Of Africans When BBC Said Nigeria Flag Is Boring by eltweezy90(m): 7:36pm On Dec 11, 2015
bloodyBLOGGER:
he's a silly biafran. That's how they go about disgracing the good igbo tribe.
Calling him a Biafran will even make him feel important, biafra is only an illusion and secondly he is a foolish fool... Do us a favor and Gerard here.
Crime / Re: Husband Arrested For Recording His Dying Wife Without Offering Help by eltweezy90(m): 10:36am On Dec 11, 2015
What an idiot. This guy needs to be treated like a beast... Inserting a hot rod in his rectum (asshole) will make me feel better.
Politics / Re: Shuaibu Salisu: I Delivered $47m In 11 Suitcases To Dasuki - The Nation by eltweezy90(m): 9:59am On Dec 11, 2015
GEJ, Sambo Dasuki and Okonjo Iweala, these people deserves to be stoned to death in a public square if these allegations are proven beyond doubt... And dem go come d open mouth d say the Nigerian treasury was made dry by Abacha.(mechionu)shut up dia, if I hear fiim from your mouth again...

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