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Crime / Re: Ritual Killers: One -chance Operators Devise New Strategies by eltweezy90(m): 12:19pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Na why anytime wey I hear say thief kill police, I no d even care, Cos these sort of people are better off dead. Imagine someone crying for help, and you ask that person shamelessly and stupidly, "help ko, help ni, abeg follow dem to wherever... WTF! |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ambushed Soldiers In Maiduguri Scored Feared Dead by eltweezy90(m): 10:40pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Demmocrats:D thing don rotten na, if you no be politician pikin or relative, you no even fit near NDA... How ajebota want take fight? 1 Like |
Business / Re: 1.4trn Fine: MTN Takes Nigerian Government To Court by eltweezy90(m): 10:31pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
mbulela:How she take wicked? Make Mtn even put Jara add sef. |
Celebrities / Re: Afrocandy Is A Bedroom Bully!!! Naija Actress Shares More Naked Photos by eltweezy90(m): 10:23pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Make I go piss first! |
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Wears New Look, Fans React (See Photos) by eltweezy90(m): 10:13pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Endowed be like Greekgoddess I wanna eat your poo, it makes my day. Lol. How dat one take concern how me and Cynthia Morgan d chill for her comfort zone. Mtchew! |
Celebrities / Re: Rukky Sanda At The Premiere Of 'Beast Of No Nation' by eltweezy90(m): 3:45pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
osedvgirl:No be small thing o... I've got weak knees already. No b my fault sha. Lol. |
Politics / Re: Ongoing Biafra Protest In Alaba Market, Lagos (Pictures) by eltweezy90(m): 3:24pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
Hundreddegrees:No come break person head with dis your English, biko! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My 24-yr-old Friend Wants To Date A 16-yr Old Girl by eltweezy90(m): 12:29pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
I don see plenty guys wey don nurture bebs for marriage wey d thing later no work out based on say d girl come later upgrade pass d guy, na there you go begin here things like :him mouth d smell, him get body odor wey pass he-goat own etc. |
Crime / Re: Lagos Court Convicts 9 Foreign Citizens For Stealing Crude (photos) by eltweezy90(m): 11:12am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Why didn't you post their fine at 1billion naira. Do you have an idea of how long they've carried out this very activity?? 5 million might just be a meager sum out of the whole loot. See diz daniskas fa! Nigerians d steal crude, una ma carry una vessel to come steal, una fada for dia. Like say make I dash person knock. |
Politics / Re: Fashola Begs Nigerians To Accept Hike In Electricity Bill by eltweezy90(m): 3:32pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
ModiKen:Baba make I get baby oku biko, I get parol by 4 pm |
Science/Technology / Re: 5-year-old Boy Builds His Dream Bicycle (photos) by eltweezy90(m): 3:25pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Lalasticlala is like you don remove the bicycle pedal, I no see am, biko, abi na my frog eye no d c well. Good hand work 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Sikiratu Sindodo’s Daughter Clocks 18 Today (photos) by eltweezy90(m): 12:50pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
sod09:Na boobs you come see ne? See yasef! Na birthday we d talk o. Oya comot your eye for dia. |
Celebrities / Re: Hips Don’t Lie! The Hips On This Lady SPEAKS The TRUTH by eltweezy90(m): 12:42pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
I Sabi dat girl for Agege na, she bin black like 12 midnight but now see as she dey like 6am. Na collagen d cause am sha... As for the yash make I no lie, e must stink cos breathing space no dey. |
Politics / Re: Bode George Denies Collecting N100m From Yuguda by eltweezy90(m): 11:12am On Dec 15, 2015 |
aviazuva:Chai! Na true talk o. D thing enter like punch for eye. |
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Reacts to N240M Allegation by eltweezy90(m): 9:15pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Na so some say dem give dem d money for spiritual purpose... You na few millions ko, shebi no be from d Dasuki /federal government money ni? All of una must bring am Come outside. |
Politics / Re: Popular Female Blogger Recieved N240 Million From #Dasukigate ? SEE by eltweezy90(m): 8:51pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
You guys have said it all... It's definitely Linda Ikeji, I smelled a rat after she purchased that mansion. |
Celebrities / Re: Actor Dede One Day Is Dead - Puo Reports by eltweezy90(m): 2:55pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Who go be Mr ibu pikin again na? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Bode George Denies Collecting N100m From Yuguda by eltweezy90(m): 8:27am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Where I bin dey gan? Wey dem de carry diz kind money share for people wey I no see shishi or tete sef? |
Politics / Re: Why We Are Buying N4.7billion Worth Of Cars- Nigeria Senate. by eltweezy90(m): 8:15am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Dem no even buy plenty cars sef, make dem Still buy for their committee children, committee wives, committee father in laws, son in laws, daughter in laws and girlfriend in laws... Wey my father still d drive carina two, I no even Sabi d year wey dem make d car... You carry your stinking mouth d tell us say person like saraki '' his vehicles are begging to be changed '' shebi na change we vote for? Oya na. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: 5 Unmentioned Miracles Of Jesus Christ by eltweezy90(m): 9:01am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Epiphanus20:Baba no be small headache o. Choi! |
Culture / Re: Only The Ooni Of Ife Can Inherit The Late Ooni’s Widows Says Tradition(pictures) by eltweezy90(m): 8:56am On Dec 13, 2015 |
lonelydora:I d reason d fivesome sef... E go be like fruit salad... Simply delicious. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: UPDATED: Cheapest Tariff Plans For Calls & SMS Across All Networks by eltweezy90(m): 8:51am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Weda you no call person sef dem go still deduct d daily access fee of 5 naira. |
Sports / Re: Man Breaks His TV After ManU Lost Their Match Tonight (Photo) by eltweezy90(m): 8:47am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Na for him pocket! Useless goat. |
TV/Movies / Re: Photos From The Amvcas 2016 Nominee Announcement Event by eltweezy90(m): 1:46pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
hadizadeezy:At least make him for get light from one socket dia charge him 3310 na. |
Politics / Re: Soldiers Conveying Foodstuff To Troops Ambushed By Boko Haram Men, 2 Killed by eltweezy90(m): 10:28am On Dec 12, 2015 |
So orange now don turn to food stuff?. Me I carry my frog eye see orange and una d holla truckload of foodstuff destroyed, bia, better be careful. Okemkpi! |
Romance / Re: Man Dies In Lagos Hotel After Marathon Group Sex by eltweezy90(m): 10:22am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Maybe na part of the funds wey dia Dasuki loot nahim diz guy bin go blow like diz. |
Politics / Re: Arms Deal Probe: I Acted In Nigeria’s Interest – Okonjo- Iweala by eltweezy90(m): 9:31am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Rubbish! Dem must probe you make we see how your hands clean reach. |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Delivered Of A Baby Girl In The USA(photos) by eltweezy90(m): 7:44am On Dec 12, 2015 |
E don get dual citizenship ko, you no go come spend that money for Lagos. Anytime wey you want born na so so US u d go. When you laugh for dia finish, una go still enter naija abi? Na dia e go set... Flenty flenty traffic hold up, generator noise and etc |
Politics / Re: Reaction Of Africans When BBC Said Nigeria Flag Is Boring by eltweezy90(m): 7:36pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
bloodyBLOGGER:Calling him a Biafran will even make him feel important, biafra is only an illusion and secondly he is a foolish fool... Do us a favor and Gerard here. |
Crime / Re: Husband Arrested For Recording His Dying Wife Without Offering Help by eltweezy90(m): 10:36am On Dec 11, 2015 |
What an idiot. This guy needs to be treated like a beast... Inserting a hot rod in his rectum (asshole) will make me feel better. |
Politics / Re: Shuaibu Salisu: I Delivered $47m In 11 Suitcases To Dasuki - The Nation by eltweezy90(m): 9:59am On Dec 11, 2015 |
GEJ, Sambo Dasuki and Okonjo Iweala, these people deserves to be stoned to death in a public square if these allegations are proven beyond doubt... And dem go come d open mouth d say the Nigerian treasury was made dry by Abacha.(mechionu)shut up dia, if I hear fiim from your mouth again... 1 Like |
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