₦airaland Forum

Mrkumareze:
What is funny in insulting someone's parents

MidasO1:
you're an idiot.
big fool

klonboi:
where is Damnnn niggar?

seunmohmoh:
My WhatsApp is working fine

baralatie:

chatinent:
Lol

segebobo:
Good & interesting narration you have there

The pilot do mistake, he for land the plane for canada

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
To be sincere.....State to state travelling by plane nor dey fun

To me o.....I better just enter all those transport company moto with better air condition like God is good motor
Except say maybe I dey in a hurry or probably because of these insecurity on the high way..na im go make me enter plane

If not then na Normal motor sweet pass

overdrive:
Didn't you people stop to eat at ore

snapdragon00:
This is an update to the previous thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/6783357/traveling-air-first-time/7#106420545

So i boarded my plane this morning and i can say it was a great experience thanks to all your contributions and tips. Lemme start like this, I woke up so early as my flight was at 8:25 since it's my first time i needed to play safe to avoid stories that touch i didn't give my village people a chance in that aspect.

I arrived at the airport few minutes to 7 and by 7:10 i was done checking in and ready for boarding (I didn't expect it to be so fast and smooth tho)

That was how i started pressing my phone and carefully paying attention to the announcements that one could barely hear. (I think airports need to do better as some of us no dey understand that kind accents) They can just past the announcement on a screen for people to read, anyways what do i know? maybe people have not missed flight as a result of that.

Ehen so while waiting, i was just observing everything, i saw one bros seated behind me so i walked up to him and confessed. "Bros no vex, na my first flight bdis, abeg if dem announce air peace flight to lagos just let me know" he smiled and said i shouldn't worry. Few minutes later i heard the announcement naso i pack my things go join queue, kudos to air peace (unlike the other announcements i heard, they used one local accent to announce before the normal posh accent repeated the announcement so it was easy for me to know it's time to board.

They did the normal thing and i was inside the plane naso i just dey look like village boy. i followed the suggestion by some good NLanders and watched how to fasten a plane seat belt so it was not an issue, i no disgrace my ancestors. except for the air hostess that was rude when i asked her for my seat everything went fine, i was so calm and composed like i've done this before. The plane took off and few minutes later we're flying above the clouds i was just smiling all through then i felt a sharp pain in my left ear, boom i no dey hear well again. then i remembered i was told here, i just swallowed saliva and i'd regain my hearing, it continued through out the flight. some of the things i noticed through the flight was:

Majority of land, like 70 percent is uninhabited, i saw my knowledge of geography come into play as we ascend into the sky, i could easily identify all the different layers like atmosphere, lithosphere and the rest it was like we're traveling to space, asin after all science no dey lie oo but above all God is the greatest. My experience helped me to believe God more, like he created all these things, he has the power to do anything so why even doubt him.

At some point during the flight, the plane was vibrating and turning anyhow lol but i didnt panic because i remembered nairalanders told me about it, i was seated by the window and stayed awake all through. Like 20 minutes into the flight, the pilot said "for those of you sitting by the right if you look by the window we are just flying over ibadan" naso i look and was like, oga i no see ibadan here ooo na just thick cloud i see.
That was how i landed in lagos around 10am and the weather was looking like 4pm nawao. i enjoyed my flight sha and i hope to do this again, but next time it should be canada not lagos.

LokoH:
Leader always pay higher price than the followers. That is where he EARN restpect, because respect is not given, it is EARNED.
IPOB knew other people won't join us because they don't av the spirit it takes to start, remain and push the strugle to the end. What we faced in the 60s, no people in black Africa ever did.
In future, if we call ourselves "LION OF AFRICA" your children, if they read history, will say "They Are".

neurosci:
Weird for not being interested in flights? Have you heard of aviophobia or aerophobia. Not saying that is the issue, but what exactly is fun is being strapped to a seat and having to remain in that same position for hours? If there was another means of travelling, why would I consider that? And if I do have to consider it, why would that come off as some sort of achievement?

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

I don't think so
Cos apples are the most
Expensive fruit here in Nigeria
One apple goes as high as 500 naira,
Most times I dey wonder how does apple juice sellers buy there apples and sell those juice at cheaper rate

Omicron007:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I bought one small sized apple the other day for Two Hundred Naira.
After consuming the fruit, I began to reminisce on how I have planted apple seeds as a young kid and watered them every time. Sadly, none of the seeds I planted was able to germinate.

Growing up, I once heard that Apples cannot grow in Nigeria because the land is not fertile enough.

So, does apple really grow in this country?
Have you seen an apple tree?

Crucialgem:
Correct guy bayo, your name will forever be in history, you have done well for this great country Nigeria. I LOVE NIGERIA FOR WHAT SHE IS. NIGERIA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN