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Education › Re: Why Is Any Number Multiplied By Zero Equals To Zero? by ElValiente(m): 1:27pm On Jan 14, 2021
Zero gives no f*cks.e no get value to add.
Travel › Re: First Made In Akwa Ibom Boat To Be Commissioned Soon by ElValiente(m): 6:23am On Jan 13, 2021
GMBuhari:
Hehehwh dem put ac untop


Scam
grin grin na salt water from ocean go spoil am. I swear that's scrap. You can even do it in a way that it will be inside like a car. Hope this thing no be aluminum. Ocean wave no dey smile for big vessels oo not to talk of this paper boat.
NYSC › Re: Akwa Ibom Corper: I Killed Him In Self-Defence by ElValiente(m): 10:00pm On Jan 12, 2021
I read something like the okada people around there said anytime she came visit that man she sent them to buy akara bean cake, so no be first time. Abi now
Phones › Re: How New Whatsapp Policy Threatens Security Of Nigerians And Other Alternatives by ElValiente(m): 9:56pm On Jan 12, 2021
Thunder fire you. Signal all the way.
Business › Re: How Much Do I Need To Start A Danfo Business?? by ElValiente(m): 9:53pm On Jan 12, 2021
StacyO:
Hello, men in the house.
I'm planning on investing some money into the danfo business world.
But,I still haven't gotten any tangible info from most of the researches I've made.

I know there are a lot involved in it but, I want to know roughly, the total amount of money one needs to hold on to, before venturing into the business.
With the purchase of the bus, maintenance and perhaps government clearance.
Can a million naira be able to possibly get all this things sorted out??


For a fact I won't be the one driving it, how much returns do you think the driver should drop for me everyday?

Candid advice needed.
I'm into this. Contact me. They won't turn you to edun arinle ooo. I learn late but I learn.
Christianity Etc › Re: Policemen Sent To Inspect Christ Embassy In UK Get Rhapsody Of Realities by ElValiente(m): 11:54am On Jan 12, 2021
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Must they do their hair like that?
Cult shit. It's part of the qualifications
Politics › Re: Community Kicks As Retired DIG Occupies DPO’s Lodge For 20 Years by ElValiente(m): 11:52am On Jan 12, 2021
Black people can't handle power. We misuse everything.
Family › Re: Man Reveals How He Punished His Warring Kids - Pictures by ElValiente(m): 4:12pm On Jan 11, 2021
Someone7:
Parenting at its best. When these kids grow up they'll remember the lesson they were taught and realise family is all you got
Family is all you got. God bless you. Someone
Family › Re: Some Damaging Words My Wife Said During A Quarrel by ElValiente(m):
This happened to me.i resulted to alcohol and cigarettes I almost ended my life. Until I started to think if I die today I will be gone and gone forever while when she will live her life. I acted like a man and let my past go. It's not worth it. From a happy man now. Thank You Lord Jesus Jehovah.
Politics › Re: Truckload Of Fulani People Intercepted In Kogi State by ElValiente(m): 1:15pm On Jan 11, 2021
My Local government chaii.
Education › Re: 9 Things You Should Never Post On Any Social Media by ElValiente(m): 1:13pm On Jan 11, 2021
Lovelywater:
9 Things you should never post on any social media. Don't even post them at all







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iup8_fLhCiQ
White people ehn. If it's black people now they'll say cos of your village people. See simple analysis.
Celebrities › Re: Omogoriola Hassan Is King Of Uba Land by ElValiente(m): 9:59am On Jan 08, 2021
oluwase54:
Nollywood Actor, Omogoriola Becomes Oba In Yoruba Land



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/01/07/nollywood-actor-omogoriola-hassan-now-king-of-uba-land/amp/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6J66fn0Z7E
M y niqqa. This guy and armed robbers role in movie be like 5&6 grin grin
Romance › Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by ElValiente(m): 9:44am On Jan 08, 2021
bunnae66:
He is gay.

He is one of nairaland admin.
They are a group of homosexual men, I've dealt severely with them.
Chaiii
Romance › Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by ElValiente(m): 7:10am On Jan 08, 2021
bunnae66:
You don't need to tell me you're gay.

Na the owner of this website dey tear your yansh. Rent house give you, give you money mek you dey carry form
Dey insult people wey you nor fit stand in real life
You mean oga at the top is lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by ElValiente(m): 7:09am On Jan 08, 2021
iLegendd:
I like enjoying for no reason, but it's beginning to get obvious that I'm gay.

I killed a goat, bought wine, alcohol, juice, etc. and wanted to eat alone, but I realized it's bad, so I invited a couple of cute and big ass female friends to come help me.

MTV Base was giving us some mad jamz, so we decided to dance. Sadly, my dick refused to stand when the fine and endowed girls were rocking me. When I started dancing with my male friend, it stood.

Please, what should I do? Should I commit suicide for being gay or I should keep dancing.
Second pic bro your dancing look gayish. Goodluck with your new life.
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Education Secretary, Betsy Devos Resigns Over Capitol Invasion by ElValiente(m): 6:58am On Jan 08, 2021
PopSmoke:
this will never happen in the sh*thole, they will prefer to go down with him

you will even see slowpokes defending him

they would have preferred to go down with him

STUPID PEOPLE ELECT FOOLISH LEADERS
They will defect to incoming party. Those who eat and dine with GEJ where are they today lol. They only loyal to the money.
Celebrities › Re: Dwayne Johnson 'The Rock' Gifts Friend Who Helped Him When He Was Homless A Car by ElValiente(m): 8:27pm On Jan 07, 2021
Now the money you been saving for a car from your trailer use it for apartment. Enjoy your new ride sir. Dwayne you're the man. He's just the man standing next to the main real man.
Culture › Re: Ezza: Indigenous Igbos Of Benue State Celebrate Cultural Festival by ElValiente(m): 1:16pm On Jan 07, 2021
Wherever you found yourself. Never forget your root and your culture. Igbo Amaka. From afonja guy.
Politics › Re: Trump: Nigerians Hail Goodluck Jonathan by ElValiente(m): 1:06pm On Jan 07, 2021
lalasticlala:
Following the drama rocking the US - presidential election, results, Donald Trump's loss and not accepting defeat - Nigerians are hailing ex President, Goodluck Jonathan, for accepting defeat without causing unnecessary drama.

Journalist, Fisayo Soyombo wrote:
90% of Nigerians don't even know the site of aso Rock lol.


https://mobile.twitter.com/fisayosoyombo/status/1347105750007619585


https://mobile.twitter.com/firstladyship/status/1347083323680706561

Editi Effiòng wrote:


https://mobile.twitter.com/EditiEffiong/status/1347101279257034753



https://mobile.twitter.com/iamseunalaofin/status/1347094762969554944
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Capitol: Four Dead, 52 arrested as World Leaders Condemn Invasion by ElValiente(m): 12:57pm On Jan 07, 2021
AsomughaChuks02:
Nigeria's foriegn minister should also summon the US ambassador to explain why Nigeria should not impose economic sanctions on the USA for killing harmless civilians and trying to truncate democracy in America. If the US ambassador doesn't offer reasonable explanations, then Nigeria can proceed to seize US assets including termination of all loan repayments.


Na joke I dey abeg gringrin
In their dream.
Crime › Re: Offa Robbery: SARS Tortured Us To Implicate Saraki, Petitioners Told Panel by ElValiente(m): 12:51pm On Jan 07, 2021
Oshin56:
Omo Offa ooo
Aww niyen ok baba mi.
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump, VP Pence React To US Capitol Invasion by ElValiente(m): 10:04pm On Jan 06, 2021
Lol na their supporters now angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Emoney Orders Trailer Load Of Cows & Rams For 31st Night Celebration: Pics & Vid by ElValiente(m): 7:40pm On Jan 06, 2021
culf:
its not by hardwork alone oooo, not by hardwork at all self, Do you believe in God? Grace is what you need, if you have God's grace, whatever you do is back to back success
Thanks amen. I got this.
Food › Re: Picture Story Of Bush Meat Prepared By Me. by ElValiente(m): 7:39pm On Jan 06, 2021
They laugh to heaven cheesy grin
Travel › Re: Amb. Tugar Fingered As Unusual Queue Of Passport Applicants Seen At Nigerian Emb by ElValiente(m): 7:36pm On Jan 06, 2021
Shame of a country
Education › Re: Between Tom And Jerry Who Did You Support As A Kid? by ElValiente(m): 7:33pm On Jan 06, 2021
Both grin grin
Education › Re: Between Tom And Jerry Who Did You Support As A Kid? by ElValiente(m): 7:33pm On Jan 06, 2021
Both grin
Politics › Re: Emir Of Bauchi Was Caught Singing Christian Song With Choir by ElValiente(m): 7:19pm On Jan 06, 2021
Waiting for Arewa youths to chemical react cheesy
Romance › Re: Weirdest Sexual Encounter by ElValiente(m): 7:18pm On Jan 06, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
So I was thinking about last year and remembered a weird day





It was in the evening after my workout, I had to go meet my guy who was dance rehearsing with his female friend. As I was approaching them, I noticed the female dancer came with her girl friend. She sat at a corner while watching them. I greeted my niggar and sat with the new girl. At some point, I started toasting this girl eh, I was shinning teeth cus the girl was vibing with me. (Meat don land tonight cheesy)
As darkness swept off the daylight we headed to our various lodges.
The girl was going my way, so I decided to finalize things with her.
While walking down the lane we started chatting naughty. It was going so well that junior below was rigid and protesting, not until she threw me off balance with her statement: "I'll drill your butthole" undecided
I shoved it off at first but she indirectly said it again ....and again! angry . My prick couldn't stand and things started going through my mind.
First, in the quest of bleeping her, I might end up being literally bleeped!. I couldn't continue with her so I stylishly left her with an unreasonable excuse.


I researched on her kind of person just to discover she was into bdsm(pegging specifically).
It would have been a pleasant night for us but I wasn't sure what I was getting into grin
Were oma tikebodi e. Wa keeee funkeeeee. grin
Politics › Re: I Saw This On Twitter And Its Fucking True! by ElValiente(m): 7:10pm On Jan 06, 2021
Wish we modernize ewe lapalapa grin grin see jabbing grin
Politics › Re: I Saw This On Twitter And Its Fucking True! by ElValiente(m): 7:08pm On Jan 06, 2021
You just produce what you eat and your medication. Chaii blow word.

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