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SportsRe: Pogba: Manchester United 'Need To Change Something' After Losing At Leicester by Elvis778(m): 7:51am On Oct 17, 2021
paulolee:
yes sur...Winning or losing , coach would take his own accolades..
my point is dt, united squad is too bad bt e no mean say DM no go win games...
we see d real test of coach n team wen these hard games starts rolling in....ole is struggling bt also, d squad is too bad especially d defense..
I only blame a coach completely wen he had d players like dt of city n psg n he is still struggling bcox dey are so many options
for example maguire was too bad yesterday n he still ended dt game n would still start d next game, such cnt happen with pep in city
Baba don dey change mouth, thought you said CR7 Pogba and Bruno are the major problem? Nonsense
Christianity EtcRe: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by Elvis778(m): 12:17pm On Oct 06, 2021
Handsomejok:
Thank you God know my heart I have been a loving father since day 1 she was my everything until I find out she is a witch . It is true I don't deserve her because I deserve better. She deserve to be with her witch mother and witch half sister .
Oh God, never knew people are still this ignorant...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fernandes Misses Penalty As Villa Win At Manchester United. by Elvis778(m): 4:36pm On Sep 25, 2021
paulolee:
dem don start again o...but wen united dey win n cr7 de score, ole was d best tin in england...
now, ole don turn inexperience n his sacking is near...
I hear zizou n conte are next in line bt I swear nothing go change.....man.u av a bad squad n need to invest wisely bcox its not jus about coach, juve realized same too late after sacking two coaches and ended up bringing back allegri, dumped cr7 n invest in d squad instead...
man.u own just start..
Baba no dey yarn dust, man u has one of the most valuable team at the moment, their major problem is OLE, everyone knows this.
PhonesRe: Screenshot Your Home Page And Lockscreen by Elvis778(m): 1:55pm On Sep 19, 2021
Ok

EducationRe: My Sister Is About To Lose Her Admission by Elvis778(m): 4:38pm On Sep 13, 2021
david22uu:
my dear , just go to any CBT center not cyber cafe.... Check jamb.gov.ng for the accredited center.

They dont need a password to login
they just need the phone number, reg number or email address of the candidate
Exactly, they only need Ur reg number to log in, same happened to alot of people here in UNN, na small case be this
EducationRe: My Sister Is About To Lose Her Admission by Elvis778(m): 4:36pm On Sep 13, 2021
grubby221:
Dear Nairalanders.

Please advise me on how to go about this. My sister recently got admission to study in one of the Federal Universities in Southern Nigeria however, she has forgotten the password to JAMB CAPS site and also the password to the email that was used in creating her profile on JAMB site. Truth is that she was not the one who created the email used in setting up her jamb profile, she walked into a cybercafe to do that and the guy that created the mail is now no where to be found.
On the JAMB site, she has applied to reset her JAMB profile password but the link to do so was sent to the email which she does not have access to. She has tried to reset the email password but all to no avail since she does not know the initial password the cyber cafe guy used.

Please what can she do? She needs access to the JAMB Site in order to print her admission letter and other things.

PLEASE HELP.
Which school?
If it's UNN, she should go to the school ICT, they will do everything for her without requesting for password, I know alot of people this same thing happened to.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: FG's GDP Growth Meaningless With Rising Poverty by Elvis778(m): 8:58am On Sep 13, 2021
PIMPAR:
Because you practically don't make use of your sense

Obi will definitely continue to make use of your sense for you
Baba stfu, Obi didn't say anything new, this is something even the blind have noticed...he is simply saying what we have been seeing.......Are you telling me u are happy that a tubber of yam that used to be 400-500 is now 1200? Petrol is 200? Almost every goods is double what it used to be and most people are f**king collecting same salary that they have been taking two years ago when these stuffs were wey cheaper, people are hungry bro, people are hungry and dying in this country.
EducationRe: ASUU's 48 Hours Deadline: We Are Yet To Hear From Government - Osodeke by Elvis778(m): 4:21pm On Sep 05, 2021
WaffenSS:
I'm the least enlightened person you've never met.
Was a pleasure not meeting you.
EducationRe: ASUU's 48 Hours Deadline: We Are Yet To Hear From Government - Osodeke by Elvis778(m): 3:48pm On Sep 05, 2021
WaffenSS:
Yaa yaa yaa

No one's got your time.

Now hoppit.
Didn't expect much from u though, u are obviously not so enlightened.....
EducationRe: ASUU's 48 Hours Deadline: We Are Yet To Hear From Government - Osodeke by Elvis778(m): 8:43pm On Sep 03, 2021
WaffenSS:
There are countries poorer than Nigeria and with less education budget that are doing better.

Quality of tutorship is what we're discussing here.

Most of the money ASUU has been fighting for is allowances and some accrued funds to line their pockets.

I quite understand you're agitated because your father is probably a member of the ASUU leaches.

You're also a product of their incompetence and deteriorating standards, thus your tepid little rant.

While you're mentally struggling to retort within the bounds of your rotten education, you might also take the time to go fukk yourself.
Please list these countries and their population.....also tell us if their public universities is free (no tuition whatsoever, just service charge).....u guys don't consider all these, u just open mouth and feel u are making sense....fyi, I don't have any relation that's a staff in any public university, I am an angry Nigerian student who understands the fact that our government has neglected the educational system in this country......school admin struggle to keep the system working, poor facilities, little or no equipments.....how do u expect a lecturer to deliver quality tutorship with old school facilities? ABI make he use him salary buy materials and equip classrooms? No tell me, I seriously want to know.
EducationRe: ASUU's 48 Hours Deadline: We Are Yet To Hear From Government - Osodeke by Elvis778(m): 3:22pm On Sep 03, 2021
blackpanda:
Professors earn almost 3 times the pay of a director in public service. It takes about 10years to be a professor, while a director takes more than 30years. You do the math. What exactly are they complaining abouthuh
If I slap Ur ass enn? Earns more than a director in public service?? Do u know professors earn just about 500k or a little above that? Don't be stupid please
EducationRe: ASUU's 48 Hours Deadline: We Are Yet To Hear From Government - Osodeke by Elvis778(m): 3:16pm On Sep 03, 2021
WaffenSS:
This ASUU has been nothing but a parasitic pain in the academic butt.

They've completely ruined so many lives with their endless face off with government.

It seems they get a kick out of the confrontation.

All the previous billions released to them has not improved the quality of their tutelage; in fact, it's all gone to the dogs with the level of garbage they impart to hapless students.

They're still stuck in 1970 teaching nonsense. Imagine Fortran and Cobol and such old school programming languages still on our curriculums.

They still teach Henry Fayol instead of Jobs and Gates and Musk and Bezos, people who went completely against the supposed norm and became trailblazers.

They can't even innovate remote learning properly in these days of biblical maladies, including plagues and floods and earthquakes.

Our entire education system is stuck in a rut with these agricultural idiots.

Government should just ignore these egotistic assholes and be done with it.
Lol, do u really sound smart to ur self? Tell me, what money will be used to upgrade the institutions since FG has refused to realeas money for revitalisation? Can u compare in anyway, the educational budget in Nigeria with that of other countries whose Academic institutions are doing great?
FoodRe: The Food I Saw Versus The Food I Cooked by Elvis778(m): 7:45pm On Aug 31, 2021
pozehnani:
Oh.. I see.
Cool though.

It's a Ghanaian delicacy I guess.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Nsukka...in Enugu state
FoodRe: The Food I Saw Versus The Food I Cooked by Elvis778(m): 7:44pm On Aug 31, 2021
pozehnani:
Lol

I see, I saw
I see the beans, agwa
I take the pot ite
I cook, me siwe ya

I cook the bean agwa ya mewe ihun owuon
Owuon
Owuon
It ite gi o di kwa nko?
Owuon, owuon...

Hahahahaaaa

After all the effort put into making what you saw, ended up like normal porridge beans...


On a more serious note.
I think your mistake was from the kind of beans you used and the ingredients. In the original one, it looks like they used black beans the Edo people call oyile or ukpele.

If it's not any of those beans, then they used kporokporo stem to achieve that color.
It's Achicha,
they used a beans called Agbugbu otherwise known as fiofio(looks more like peageon pea, u can also use peagon pea, that's the akidi u know)
then the second major ingredient is dried coaco yam (dried Ede) that's pounded and made to look like gritty sand
Then red oil
Onions
Yellow Pepper(for the flavour) and
Ukpaka
Very simple Ingredients.
FoodRe: The Food I Saw Versus The Food I Cooked by Elvis778(m): 7:38pm On Aug 31, 2021
Lol, you used normal beans and plantain to make achicha? Well, you tried....
SportsRe: Chukwuebuka Enekwechi Washes His Only Jersey After Reaching The Olympic finals by Elvis778(m): 5:36am On Aug 04, 2021
RichDad1:
See them trying to play the ethnic card and cry victims as usual.
2 wonderful Nigerians from the Southern part has gotten medals for us already and no body makes it an ethnic thing. It’s win for the country.
Truth be told, the Sport ministry and AFN should be probed after this show of shame at the Olympics.
Kudos to these athletes that is sacrificing so much for a country that should have treated them better.
Was the first paragraph necessary? I mean, how did they play ethnic cards by stating categorically that the government didn't have faith on the athletes representing the country? Which is not far from the truth.
PoliticsRe: Akin Alabi: Obi Cubana Has A Traceable & Verifiable Business by Elvis778(m): 11:57am On Jul 19, 2021
seunmsg:
Do you have any evidence that Obi Cubana made his money illegally? If yes, bring out the evidence and let EFCC investigate. If no, shut the fvck up and let the young man be. It’s not a crime to be rich.
Leave the cow, he's a known hater
PoliticsRe: How SEDI MD, Prof. Simon Ndubuisi Was Assassinated In Enugu by Elvis778(m): 6:57am On Jul 08, 2021
ennyen:
Do we really have a governor in Enugu? How can the number 1 chief security officer in Enugu Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi sitting and be watching incessant assassinations going on in Enugu on a daily basis? Governor Ugwuanyi billboard governor has really failed as a governor. The worst governor in the history of Enugu State.
This is not a time to play politics with what's happening, the Governor is trying his best, the country's level of insecurity and the police is the problem
PoliticsRe: How SEDI MD, Prof. Simon Ndubuisi Was Assassinated In Enugu by Elvis778(m): 6:55am On Jul 08, 2021
CilicMarin:
Hold Nnamdi Kanu trained bingos called ESN Terrorists responsible for this gruesome murder.

I learned they accused him in May 2021, of sabotaging their war against Nigeria...

Nnamdi Cownu's crime against Ndigbo will hunt him from jail to his grave..
Wtf us wrong with you lots, he was assassinated, everything is now IPOB, u better go take your drugs
PoliticsRe: How SEDI MD, Prof. Simon Ndubuisi Was Assassinated In Enugu by Elvis778(m): 6:55am On Jul 08, 2021
omenka:
This is horrible.

Yet one idiot in far away Canada, enjoying the comfort, safety, prosperity and bliss offered by a society where commonsense prevails, is seeing sense in this killings, supporting Kanu.

May the judgement of man and God fall on the lives of all those who have played any role, both by the words and actions, in taking innocent lives in the East, amen.
Wtf us wrong with you lots, he was assassinated, everything is now IPOB, u better go take your drugs
PoliticsRe: Bandits Demand Rice, Beans To Feed 121 Kidnapped Kaduna Baptist School Students by Elvis778(m): 5:29pm On Jul 07, 2021
�� mehn, this country is on auto pilot
PoliticsRe: The Moment Police Dispersed Yoruba Nation Protesters At Ojota Rally (Video) by Elvis778(m): 3:34pm On Jul 04, 2021
Kuginzi:
Take it easy bro! I feel your pain
Common bro, that's not me, that's your heart beating in raw anger grin
PoliticsRe: The Moment Police Dispersed Yoruba Nation Protesters At Ojota Rally (Video) by Elvis778(m): 9:31am On Jul 04, 2021
Kuginzi:
Easy bro! I feel your pain
In Igbo Voice: 'Our Reader Maazi Nnamdi KANU is a fraudulent fellow, a fraudster parading as an Angel'. The difference is clear between Sunday Igboho and Nnamdi KANU.
Don't you have some cows to drink up their urine this morning? And also wash your face with it? Yea, it's common knowledge cuz u lots don't have access to clean water and well, u love it cuz ur daddy got the wheels.....even though he's taking us nowhere.
PoliticsRe: The Moment Police Dispersed Yoruba Nation Protesters At Ojota Rally (Video) by Elvis778(m): 2:38pm On Jul 03, 2021
Kuginzi:
Sunday Igboho is a brave man unlike Lamidi Coward.
Fulani cow
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Nation Protesters Storm Ojota, Lagos (Pictures) by Elvis778(m): 2:29pm On Jul 03, 2021
Dpharisee:
Bororo Fulani trying to derail this thread by bringing Igbos into the discussion and claiming Yoruba.
The reality is that Igbos feel pained anytime Fulani militia kills people in Yorubaland because you have Igbos resident in those communities doing their lawful business that could fall victim.
Go to that Rally and you will be shocked to find Igbos. I have Yoruba cousins which means we are now connected by blood, I am only unhappy if they refuse to heed and see through my warnings about the plans of invaders from Futa Jalon and if I make any snide remarks it's purely out of love and forcefully trying to convince them to believe me about the dangers lurking ahead of us.

When Bororo enters any community they don't separate Igbos or Igalas or Itsekiris from Yorubas living there, they kill anything that breathes as long as you can't respond to their calls and signals in coded Fulfude.

In forums where people use their real names you don't find divisive comments like faceless Nairaland
You are on point, 100%
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Nation Protesters Storm Ojota, Lagos (Pictures) by Elvis778(m): 2:26pm On Jul 03, 2021
jrjfjfj:
The earlier my fellow Yorubas realize that igbos doesnt love you the better for them .All they are after is to mock you after your downfall.Any Yoruba doing anything with igbo or fulani is going to regret it at the end .Igbo and fulani have been friends since BALEWA/AZIKWE Government in 1959.So forget that trash of igbos telling you they hate fulanis,Igbos and fulanis are allies ,YORUBAS DONT BE FOOLED.
This is the most ridiculous comment I've ever read
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Nation Rally: Lagos Police Use Teargas & Water Canon To Pursue Agitators by Elvis778(m): 2:13pm On Jul 03, 2021
BKayy:
Afonjas how far?

In this life, always use very long spoon while dining with the devil.
When you people where romancing with the Caliphate because you thought they will only wicked Ndigbo you didn't notice that they had eyes on Lagos.
You didn't even know when they took over the control of Lagos and her borders.

Now make una come do protest make we see? You people did not know why they didn't tolerate Endsars and June 12 protest in Lagos. You can do your Yoruba protest in Ekiti, Oyo and Osun with no disturbance but you see in that Fulani land called Lagos I dare you Afonjas.

Anyways, Lagos Bridge is falling down... Falling down... Falling down.. Lagos Bridge is falling down.. my dear Afonjas grin
Baba shut up, don't cause division at this critical moment..
HealthRe: Morning Erection Is Now scarce by Elvis778(m): 11:32am On Jun 26, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
Pls who noticed?
I don't know if na the daily anxiety and worry but It now comes like period, max of 5times per month. Lucky if you hit 6


Or am I the only one it happens to? undecided
Baba, na only you ooo
Christianity EtcRe: Those Who Lived Wayward Life In School Get Better Opportunities Than Church Goer by Elvis778(m): 6:14pm On Jun 25, 2021
HeadNigga:
Most of them were not wayward...they were only networking while the over religious ones were too judgemental to build bridges.

Religion should not stop you from networking. Don't be a bigot
Exactly, it's not about waywardness, most of them are not wayward, they are just very social and have the opportunity to grab ideas from all angle, and are even motivated to harness opportunities even while in school.....but the overtly religious ones are mainly focused in school and religion, everything about them is dedicated to school, most of them don't have a plan B cuz they don't even socialize with every other person(fear of turning wayward I guess) talk more of gaining new ideas, they tend to look down on opportunities due to their belief, someone in my department once said crypto and Forex trading is a sin and all sinners shall go to hell.....well, just like that he overlooked the opportunity.....even if tomorrow, u are the head of a company and need someone with sound business mind to handle a position, or u are asked to recommend someone for such position, will u recommend such a person?....being religious is ok, focusing on school is cool too, but to succeed in life, u have to balance the equation.... College degree is something but not everything, atmost it would make you an employee, but if u don't push more in life, u can never be an employer.
PoliticsRe: Dot In A Circle: Enyinnaya Abaribe Wearing 'The Dot Nation' T-Shirt (Photos) by Elvis778(m): 12:32pm On Jun 24, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
You are very wrong man this man has never execute any tangible projects in his senatorial district. He only advocating for terrorist. I still don't know why federal government not take him to court .

This bastard was swear to loyal to federal republic of Nigeria where is his loyalty?
E dey pain you? You guys were happy when Ur darling Daddy and Messiah addressed us as a dot in a circle, now we have fully accepted it, and ofcourse we love it, and it's paining you people.....Omo, me I no come understand Una again oo..... Did Buhari not swear to serve and respect the Citizens of this country? How well has he done that?
SportsRe: Ali Daei Congratulates Ronaldo As He Equals Men Goalscoring Record by Elvis778(m): 9:38am On Jun 24, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
Why won't MORATA miss penalties?
Why won't BENZEMA miss his last 3 penalties.

When It's only CR7 that trains vigorously to score penalties. Who else trains to score penalties?
That attracted the name PENALDO.
Now I believe you Guys.
Lol, anything to justify your hate, even the dumbest reasons
PoliticsRe: 'The Famine That Will Hit Nigeria This Year, Only God Can Save Us' - Jamil Mabai by Elvis778(m): 2:19pm On Jun 18, 2021
Romanoff:
If you have access to a secure farm land, no matter how small, just go and farm.

Plant yam, beans, groundnut, corn, sweet potatoes.

Just plant as much staple crop you can plant so you won't have to buy a lot.

Get a carpenter to construct a house garden rack for you so you can plant most of the veggies you'll eat. Efo, Ugu, water leaf, Ewedu, okra, pepper, tomatoes, etc.

Cause, e no go funny.
Omo, e don Red already

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