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Celebrities › Re: Sunmbo: How I Met 2face, Had His Kids And Lost My First Marriage by Elxandre(m): 12:59am On Sep 06, 2016
jaybee3:
Just imagine my guy

Guys need to start demanding DNA test mehn

What she did was criminal period!!
Right now if you deny yourself that DNA test privilege, "you are doing yourself". grin
Education › Re: #5600 To Be Paid By Eksu Aspirant Just To Check Screening Date.....why???? by Elxandre(m):
I'm wondering if this school is situated in the Bermuda triangle.
No single information about how the screening went on the internet.

What is happening?
Can't even get the whatsapp group to join.
Computers › Re: How Do I Fix Or Glue Broken Laptop Hinge? by Elxandre(op): 2:28pm On Sep 04, 2016
sotall:
if I get you.... the hinges and the back casing are both broken....then you just need to get a new back casing as well as the broken hinges . The other and better option would have been getting a complete casing which would cost you more. But depending on your system, you can get the back casing and the broken hinges only and then get it fixed by an engineer for you.
Please do you have an idea of its cost?

I was wondering if there is any glue tough enough to get it attached temporarily till I get a casing fix?
Education › Re: Wow! Unilag Releases 2016/17 Screening Results by Elxandre(m): 1:36pm On Sep 04, 2016
Heromaniaa:
I am sure you all jambites are eager to get into school. Because you've been told that if you study hard you will graduate, get a nice job and live happily ever after. They lied to you. There is no such thing anymore. University education does not give you automatic success anymore, especially in this retrogressive progressive government. Learn a skill with you tuition fees: shoemaking, tailoring, catering etc. That's what pays these days. If I knew then in university what I know now, I would be better off now.
Redundant advice!

Mention any Shoemaker, Capenter that we all know!

Mention just four Nigerian billionaires who weren't university graduates.

You failing because you went to school doesn't mean others will.
Even Bill gates said "you have a higher chance of being successful with a graduate degree than not".

Stop misleading people with your mediocre mindset!
Computers › How Do I Fix Or Glue Broken Laptop Hinge? by Elxandre(op): 12:44pm On Sep 04, 2016
My brother's Laptop got one of it's hinge broken.
He tried to make a makeshift bolting technique to screw it down, all to no avail.
Shops around here can't help with a spare part, and I can't think of a glue to nail it together.

Any ideas?
Is there any glue tough enough to hold the hinge to the laptop body.
Or is a case replacement possible, because I couldn't find where I live.

Attached are pictures of the situation to give clearer understanding.

It's an HP Compaq cq57

Education › Re: Futa Admission Is Out! by Elxandre(m): 8:17pm On Sep 03, 2016
3KINGZ18:
wait for sum time m nt sure batch 2 is out
Batch 2 will be out after Change of Course form is released.
If you are a first timer with FUTA, better learn now that you'll pay 10k to buy the form, and start 'preparing' the money.
Education › Re: Futa Admission Is Out! by Elxandre(m): 8:14pm On Sep 03, 2016
Icus:
U AGAIN ELXANDRE,,,neva tot i wud c u again,,,did u also choose futa?if yes,ur score
Long time...
Nah!!!
UI
Education › Re: Futa Admission Is Out! by Elxandre(m): 6:04pm On Sep 03, 2016
CoC form loading....
Phones › Re: Is Buying And Using Iphone In Nigeria A Waste Of Fund Or Wise Venture? by Elxandre(m): 5:01pm On Sep 03, 2016
greenhulk:
Buy whatever makes u happy. Do u think a busy man with a good paying job has time to be manipulating his phone? Where it is Android, iPhone or Windows phone just get whatever makes u happy (if u can afford it). I used galaxy s6 for over a year and it is the best phone I have ever used (apart from the very poor battery life). I also have an iPhone 5s which is the most reliable responsive phone I've ever used. I sold my s6 3 days ago and decided to give Chinese phones a try.

Bought an Infinix hot s for 50k still kept some change from the sale of my s6. That is my first Chinese phone and oh boy I don't think I will ever buy a Chinese phone again. Upon all the hype about the camera , the camera is NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT especially in low light. The phone lags from time to time and the screen resolution is so wack compared to the s6 and iPhone 5s, screen fails to respond from time to time especially when pulling down the notification tray. I am going to use this phone for about a month and sell it get an iPhone 7 or galaxy s7 edge. Really if u can afford a high end phone just buy it and get a rest of mind.
Come on man!

Comparing a 2k screen to a 720p screen
Or the 5s 640p 4 inch screen to a 5.2 720p.

You can't be serious! sad
Business › Re: How The Current MMM Will Likely End - As a Scam by Elxandre(m): 2:17pm On Sep 02, 2016
ziego:
How many banks since 1980 are still existing now.

If MMM stays 10years what did make out of it.

I started with 10k now am providing help of 500k

Is that not growth?

Let's do what we feel we are enjoying and leave others to do theirs at long run we compare our status.
If I loose I loose
If I win I win

Don't come and state reasons I would fail when u r not me.

Now read this

See it this way:

"MMM is like a house full of rice. There's so much rice stored in the room such that if you eat 20 cups alone, it won't shake the rice storage.

*Remember*, before you eat, you must have contributed your own small rice amount to the the large storage.

That rice storage can never be exhausted unless everyone comes to take rice on the same day from the storage.. but in MMM this is not possible because the release date of every fund put into MMM is 2 weeks, before then more people would have deposited more rice.."


U can Whatsapp me

08039521412
So you can withdraw whatever you put in in two weeks?

When banks are pulling out, most times you see signs and pull your money fast, unlike these schemes.

Stop talking ignorantly bro. Most times banks just go through mergers and name changes. They hardly vanish!

Still the scheme is interesting, but pple must know what they are getting into!

I might whatsapp you though wink
Celebrities › Re: Ycee Donates 1million Tanzanian Shillings To Charity [PICS] by Elxandre(m): 1:17pm On Sep 02, 2016
Iamhatey:
lol cheesy
Thanks.
You too be like Jesus angry
Haha..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:04pm On Sep 02, 2016
Teams who have tried to minimize spending in this present era, end up like Milan, Inter, Arsenal, Lyon; Irrelevant!

Just take a look at Barca with Expensive signings like Turan and other attackers on the bench or Madrid with James and Isco on the bench, with Benz and Morata jostling for a starting berth.

People say we shouldn't spend, like they want us to become eternal top four hopefuls like Arsenal and Tottenham!
Celebrities › Re: Ycee Donates 1million Tanzanian Shillings To Charity [PICS] by Elxandre(m): 12:30pm On Sep 02, 2016
Iamhatey:
woah! Let's get this done baby but se o Mo pe Bo-Bo air whatever yen o gbadun oo undecided. Drogba ma n play ball Lori ehn
I love your signature so much. grin

Anyone who thought that out is original. cheesy
Business › Re: How The Current MMM Will Likely End - As a Scam by Elxandre(m): 12:05pm On Sep 02, 2016
Jethrolite:
MMM is fail proof. I also did your risk analysis and was amazed by what I saw. I'll educate you based on the deep understanding of the system you already have. Permit me to blow your mind sir, there will be no day of reckoning because the activities that constitute that day in my own opinion are already happening. Common sense dictates it is better to keep the gold egg laying goose alive than to kill it. What I believe is already happening is the admin through its agents already have the privilege to Get Help whenever they want without having to Provide Help first. And as long as old and new members keep Providing Help, that sink hole will be filled up almost as soon as it is created.

It is also possible for your scenario to happen but I doubt it ever will. The people alone in my small town participating in this program definitely have more than N20m in the system, you be the judge of how much lagosians will have in the system and Easterners too.

We all know what happened to the stock market despite all the regulations and everything and how Nigerian bank CEOs turned depositors funds to their personal allowance.

Life is all about risk.
But how do you explain it's failure in a much richer Russia, China etc?
It also looked foolproof then, don't be deceived.

I just hope no one uses his lifeline for this.

Still looks tempting tho tongue
Business › Re: How The Current MMM Will Likely End - As a Scam by Elxandre(m): 9:23am On Sep 02, 2016
ziego:
Ignorance makes people think negative at all time

If u understand the ideology of banks

U will appreciate MMM

Ask me more

Whatsapp 08039521412
Bro, no single scheme as this has stood the test of time.
They all crash!

You might not know, but the founder of MMM is an exconvict with many years in jail on account of MMM making away with people's money in Russia, China etc.

Though, taking calculated risks is not bad, but many people will at this moment, have invested all their life savings in this scheme.
Phones › Re: Gionee M5 Vs Techno Camon C9 by Elxandre(m): 9:47pm On Sep 01, 2016
MizMyColi:
But I'm curious really.
How did you know?
Logical deductions sis. smiley
Phones › Re: Gionee M5 Vs Techno Camon C9 by Elxandre(m): 7:33pm On Sep 01, 2016
MizMyColi:
Elxandre my good friend, we meet again cheesy
You still haven't answered a question of mine from the other time.





You can take my word for it.

Since you mentioned loving selfie and knowing fully well that the Camon C9 battery at 3,000mAh is what anyone can use comfortably, especially seeing as Android 6.0 has a way of optimizing battery usage; I advise you to go for C9.

From your post, I can deduce that you are more concerned about Cute selfies than monster battery capacity - and something that is cheaper.
C9 affords you both.

For me o, I have not seen a phone camera that beats Camon C9. not even camon C7 that Tecno claims has the same MP as C9. They may have the same MP, but definitely not the same lens.

C9 is bae. smiley
Marketer extraordinaire, Ma'am. smiley

I just felt it was needless to prove the L8 had the specs I mentioned.

The Mtk6572 can never run lollipop, so I don't know how bloggers managed to bungle up the right information; the L8 has mtk6582 in it!
Not to mention that the 6572 isn't even quad core as reported erroneously by the bloggers.
But the 6582 is quad core to tell you how clueless some bloggers are.
Phones › Re: Gionee M5 Vs Techno Camon C9 by Elxandre(m): 9:10am On Sep 01, 2016
MEQUELLA001:
I have a feeling I am not supposed to be comparing both phones, because of the battery capacity gionee has over techno C9. But I am still confused, I am a girl and I love selifes a lot. And I love the way it looks. Please help me. I need people to tell me which one to go for, and why.
Girl, I've confirmed indeed from your profile picture.

You love selfies! cheesy

Anyways, go with the Tecno C9 or M5 plus.
Though the M5 plus is costlier, but it has a bigger battery. Not that the battery on the Tecno is very bad though.

Or just go for the Infinix note 3!
Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Elxandre(m): 9:02am On Sep 01, 2016
Emmyk:
How about your phone? What service would you like to offer on Fiverr?
I'm going to learn web development within a few months.
I wonder what I could do with a phone that lasts 4 hours on Edge and 2:30 minutes on 3G too.
It used to be sufficient till the power outage.
I curse NEPA sad !

Just give me suggestions brother, is there anything I could do with a Phone, at least to buy better devices. cool
Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Elxandre(m): 8:40am On Sep 01, 2016
favome:
Yes you can. use your phone to do bidding, then your phone for communication and laptop to execute only. There are jobs you can use only phone to offer without using laptop.
Do research and you will have result.
Thank you so much.

What if one gets offers when battery is out?

I'm sick of this country abeg!
Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Elxandre(m): 8:02am On Sep 01, 2016
I have a problem with time!

There hasn't been light for 5 months where I stay, so I only have about 4 hours of PC battery life the next day after charging at night.

Can I make anything out of this?
Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Elxandre(m): 7:59am On Sep 01, 2016
Emmyk:
Not at all. I have a friend who speaks French fluently.
Ok, that means your friend helps you out?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Elxandre(m): 10:32pm On Aug 31, 2016
dopeJemi:
Learner grin I been dey take 4 pills of the 200mg at a go but I don repent sha, now na 2 pills of the 100mg
Have I not even heard those things can cause cardiac failure? shocked

Make Una beware o... smiley
Phones › Re: Gionee Records Massive Success With F103 Pro Pre-order Campaign by Elxandre(m): 8:41pm On Aug 31, 2016
2400maH for 45k?
I rebuke foolishness from the life of any aspiring buyer, who doesn't have constant power supply!
Phones › Re: When Airtel Nigeria Ofers You 6gb Fr #1500. by Elxandre(m): 8:09pm On Aug 31, 2016
It's still a good deal!
1500 for 3gb is unmatched by any network yet.

So even though it's falsely advertised as 6gb, I still commend the actual 3gb offer.

They need to stop false advertisement though, it's disgusting!
Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Elxandre(m): 1:47pm On Aug 31, 2016
Emmyk:
Thanks for the vote of confidence. Tho I didn't start making money then, there was no thread to guide me; I didn't even understand Fiverr then.

I'm in the Music and Radio Category and I offer Sound editing, mixing and mastering services...

I also have a translation gig - French to English. smiley
Please bro, does this mean you are good at French?
Sports › Re: Iheanacho Overtakes Mikel As Eagles Highest Earner by Elxandre(m): 1:18pm On Aug 31, 2016
Goyim:
You think £85,000 is impossible for a 20year old in the premier league?
Dont worry, it always seems impossible until it's done - mandela.

You should start believe things you quote.
If you say so. smiley
Sports › Re: Iheanacho Overtakes Mikel As Eagles Highest Earner by Elxandre(m): 12:17pm On Aug 31, 2016
Lol...
Hardly believable, but Nigerians will believe everything.

Which 20 year old is on £85,000 in Europe?

Especially not a starter!
Computer Market › Re: What Kind Of Lappop Can I Get For 30_40k.... (not Mini) by Elxandre(m): 11:51pm On Aug 30, 2016
enshi:
From where pls
A bro bought it for me at computer village.
Computer Market › Re: What Kind Of Lappop Can I Get For 30_40k.... (not Mini) by Elxandre(m): 2:40pm On Aug 30, 2016
Odunharry:
Bos wats the spec??
3gb ram, 160gb hdd, core 2 duo 2.26ghz, long lasting battery.
Phones › Re: iPhone 6S: Honest Review by Elxandre(m): 1:50pm On Aug 28, 2016
Hope Apple is finally giving you guys fast charge this year? grin
I know what they'll say, "Fast charge is a gimmick" tongue
Maybe they'll add a fast charging kit and price it $100 smiley
Phones › Re: iPhone 6S: Honest Review by Elxandre(m): 1:48pm On Aug 28, 2016
Somehowpenis

I thought 2017 is the actual expected release date for GOT 7, since Season 6 was this year?

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