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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 9:16pm On Aug 20, 2016
SIRcumalot:
e worse pass plastic plate.
because na lie she lie.
she no win anything.
Bros please explain this!
She lied in what way?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Elxandre(m): 7:44pm On Aug 20, 2016
pelvicky:
2games as a striker, 0goals


but "sanchez can be a beast like suarez"gringrin
It's a waste of time.

Sanchez doesn't have the instincts of a striker.
Arsenal might not make the top four this season, if they don't buy a top winger and CF.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 6:18pm On Aug 20, 2016
Pep fan boys calm down na. grin

Pellegrini impressed more last season's beginning...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 12:10am On Aug 20, 2016
We have finally confirmed that Diadkem07 is not a United fan.
Bitterness don chop that one heart. grin

Everyone went crazy watching Pogba today at the viewing center. Even opposition fans.
That guy is the dream midfielder. Heck, 8 dribbles for a Box-to-Box MF.
Dude looking like some robot. cheesy

But a certain guy said he's not even worth £40 million.
Ask him to mention who could have performed better tonight, and you'll see him naming Poole and some infantile players etc. grin

To be frank with you, I haven't seen a midfielder like Pogba in years. He's special.
Glad he shut up Thomases, at least for now!

Ibra was fantastic too.

Mourinho did a great job at the market abeg.
Just look at the confidence of Ibra and Pogba, and you'll understand.
Unlike some idiott coach who has only made 2 guaranteed starters; Martial and Shaw after spending over £200m buying dregs.


Elamps your fears have been confirmed.
Kagawa10 no know ball!
Family › Re: "Disrespect My Mum I Divorce You" .too Harsh? by Elxandre(m): 11:02pm On Aug 19, 2016
You don't need to tell her this!

I won't forgive any woman who badly disrespects my mum, but I won't go about making unnecessary threats like a pessimist who expects trouble beforehand.
Romance › Re: Help! She Is Just 23years Old But Acts Like An Old Woman by Elxandre(m): 10:50pm On Aug 19, 2016
free2ryhme:
you will be making the greatest mistake of her life if you change her.

what happens when the so called boyfriend dumps her who will be there to accept her?

if the so called boyfriend will not accept her the way she is then he was not meant for her

he is trying to change her to suit his own selfish gains.

Her husband will accept her the way she is
I don't usually comment on this section, but this topic bothers me.

Let me tell you the hard truth.
Women like this often get married late, or get very fewer choices which could lead to ending up with a substandard fellow.
I have sampled many cases before coming to this conclusion.

Even those brothers in her church prefer women with a modernistic dress sense.

Dressing good doesn't mean wearing rubbish like these wayward girls.

If I were the guy, as a realistic person that I'm, I'd leave her to herself.
I have no time trying to change people.

Women like this are baggage of trouble in future.

Marry her, and she looks like a 50 year old in 10 years.

Abeg joor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 5:54pm On Aug 19, 2016
Once Elampiro hear Rooney, only his mama fit beg am to stop. grin
Once Diademk07 hear LVG, only Coogar-esque saga fit stop am o. cheesy

Chai, how many pages more will be wasted by these two gladiators who only argue history?
Time shall reveal! grin
Phones › Re: Infinix New Devices, Old Wine In New Bottle? by Elxandre(m): 5:34pm On Aug 19, 2016
It would have been palatable if they were using mtk6592, but the ubiquitous 6580? sad
Come-on!
Education › Re: Babcock University Set To Graduate Set Of Maiden Doctors by Elxandre(m): 4:54pm On Aug 19, 2016
deedrizzie:
No ma'am... I'd rather learn where i can fit in anywhere.. I assure you..after 4yrs in UITH that i can fit in anywhere,work with anyone and be a sucess..because i've learnt to make the best of myself when the conditions weren't the best,I've had to push myself beyond limits to learn pharmacology because i know my father's millions can't buy me promotion to the next level....abt the patient interaction.. We like in Nigeria, we don't have facilities... Imagine a farmer working with blunt tools...u think he's happy??
And you already assume they buy promotion with their father's wealth?

Insecurity is a major sign of unintelligence.
Politics › Re: Economy: Buhari Rejects IMF And World Bank Prescriptions by Elxandre(m): 4:27pm On Aug 19, 2016
Many here don't even know what IMF is, but following the bandwagon is all they do. grin
Phones › Re: Infinix Launches Infinix Hot 4 And Now Selling At Cheap Rate by Elxandre(m): 4:10pm On Aug 19, 2016
chrisdublin:
U guys should go for ur choice of gadget. Weda chipset abi math set.... Dat one no b issues. For as long as I dey browse,download,chat,make video calls,snap nd watch ma movies... I really do nt giv a Bleep of anyoda fin abt chipset waheva. N d price is very much ok for that rate.
If you want to do all these in peace, you buy a good chipset.
So, I could put the internals of a Symbian phone or blackberry curve in your phone, and you still wouldn't care Abi?

No, the price isn't okay.

The difference between this and the Tecno W4 is just the battery and the screen size, plus 1gig ram increase, but the price difference is about 15,000 naira.
Nothing but extortion!

If you want to know if this is extortion or not, go to Aliexpress and see phones cheaper than this, but far better.
Phones › Re: Selfie Madness In Nigeria by Elxandre(m): 2:17pm On Aug 19, 2016
Sêun should put an IQ quiz on the register page on NL. If you score below 90, it kicks you out.
It would save us from retarðed threads.
Education › Re: Four Everyday Psychological Facts That Might Save Your Life by Elxandre(m): 10:24am On Aug 19, 2016
If you like picture yourself (a broke-ass) dating DJ cuppy, it will not stop Otedola from slapping your face. grin
Education › Re: Four Everyday Psychological Facts That Might Save Your Life by Elxandre(m): 10:19am On Aug 19, 2016
Accept it or not, but women and bad driving are like. grin

Education › Re: Sending Your Daughter To A University In Ghana Could Be Dangerous - Must Read by Elxandre(m): 9:53am On Aug 19, 2016
These rubbish ill thought articles make me puke.

As if those in Nigerian universities aren't just as bad.
There are good students there, just as there are bad ones.
Phones › Re: Infinix Launches Infinix Hot 4 And Now Selling At Cheap Rate by Elxandre(m): 12:08pm On Aug 18, 2016
BBP1:
exactly.. although L8+ come with the same chipset but its cheaper and have a better battery
hot4 fall hands
Is it really cheaper?

I saw the phone yesterday, and all i could say was wow...
Absolutely stunning finish for a budget phone.
Seems metallic sef?

But the chip is just too outdated for 2016...
Phones › Re: Infinix Launches Infinix Hot 4 And Now Selling At Cheap Rate by Elxandre(m): 11:18am On Aug 18, 2016
Absolutely wack phone!

I'd rather buy L8 plus with it's 5000mAH battery instead.

MTK 6580 in 2016 selling for 37k!
Fear God na....
Phones › Re: Infinix Launches Infinix Hot 4 And Now Selling At Cheap Rate by Elxandre(m): 11:14am On Aug 18, 2016
WhatsAppNews:
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Blackberry: 1- bb10
IPhone: 1-4
Android Devices
Techno,
Sony,
Nokia,
Itel & more.

Note: From 31th December 2016, All this devices listed above will not be granted using whatsapp, but me and my group from Korea has made app called device blocker, is like a vpn, your devices can't be asses by the whatsapp company, This is 95% guarantee, all needed is never update your devices or update your whatsapp, If interested,

Send the name of your device,
Phone number,
IME number,
And teller number of A payment, of #1000 naira only, Forward details to : 09082218960
Ac name: Andrew Aigbomian,
Ac number, 0027070810
Sterling Bank PLC
Thief! Get a life!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:37pm On Aug 17, 2016
Diademk07:
Huh?
Ibra even has 1+1 contract and he's already talking about staying for 3yrs?

That's fuccked up. I can't believe Mourinho is even looking for another Striker and defender when we have Rash or TFM respectively. Bailley and Ibra are already here, why more?
Balo is 26.
ibra is 34 & already declining.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:20pm On Aug 17, 2016
Diademk07:
What?
What about Rashfordhuh
An 18 year old good player will always get his chance sooner or later.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:19pm On Aug 17, 2016
Diademk07:
What?
What about Rashfordhuh
An 18 year old good player will always get his chance sooner or later.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:12pm On Aug 17, 2016
Funlordjnr:
shocked



Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has
reportedly held talks with Liverpool striker
Mario Balotelli; Mourinho managed him during
his time at Inter Milan........ www.dailyexpress.com





Wayne Rooney will not be offered a contract
extension by Manchester United for at least
another 18 months. His current deal runs
until the summer of 2019...........www.thesun.com





What sort of fuckery is this? Balotelli?
good deal.

forget the bad press he's been getting, balotelli is cheap, but we know he can be good if motivated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:06pm On Aug 17, 2016
Diademk07:
Whether header or not, na tap in.
Do you have to use only your leg to tap in a ball?
Some peeps dey suffer from brain disturbance on here.
a tap in is quaresma's goal against croatia.
u don craze my guy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 11:17am On Aug 17, 2016
Diademk07:
And we didn't rely on Bournemouth mistake to break through? Clap for yourself.

One goal was a mistake from the opposition defender.
Another was a mishit cross/shot that got tapped in by Rooney.
The third was a 30 yards goal.

Not to mention we were often dominated in the middle while our defender was the man of the match.
Elampiro, this guy say Rooney header na Tap in! shocked

Stop checking live scores under canopy, you no go gree.

I like how you downplay Ibra's goal.
But when was the last time any United striker score from 30 yards?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 10:13am On Aug 17, 2016
elampiro:

Paul Parker: The current Manchester United cannot finish top four. They need to buy four more players to fight for the title.

m.goal.com/s/en/news/1862/premier-league/2016/08/16/26593742/parker-man-utd-must-strengthen-or-risk-missing-out-on-top?ICID=HP_BN_3



Hmmm, after the first round of matches, we got the best result but we were the most unimpressive among the top teams. Even Arsenal looked to move the ball better and attack better. But I remember 2007/2008 season and I think even 2008/2009 we were boring in attack in the beginning of the season, and SAF kept saying things will improve. And we improved. It was in 2006/2007 and 2011/2012 we got off the block the most impressive way.

The good thing now is that we got the result, but I need to watch more of our opening matches to understand how we might perform this season.
Elampiro forget what this charlatan is saying.
If he's so good an analyst, he would have seen that we moved the ball greatly for intervals after half time.

This same Bournemouth beat us last season, yet we went 3-0 up against them.
A United striker actually scored a screamer. shocked
Felliani looked far better and more serious.
He actually lobbed a marker. tongue

And most crucially, two good passers of the ball, Pogba and Mkhitaryan's haven't even been unwrapped from their Moin Moin leaves. grin

We finally have a thug as a defender since Vidic left, and he has been playing well.
But.....Smalling is not even back!

City moved the ball so well, but they relied on McNair's own goal to get through.
Yeye!


Make no mistake, this team will do well!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 9:58am On Aug 17, 2016
The way this hatred is going right now, many United fans will support Man City during the derby.
I just pray you don't get high blood pressure, because if Mou could win the league with real against one of the best sides ever, why wouldn't he match Pep's City that has far lesser quality? grin

You might not understand, but we now possess character.
Mou, Zlatan and Pogba are egotistical ninjas who bring that fear factor that has been missing.
Biggest players from three top leagues sound to me like a great transfer window.

Just wait till we thrash Arsenal, then you'll see how valid I am. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:02am On Aug 17, 2016
Big kesh, you've been silent these days.
How far?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:01am On Aug 17, 2016
Seriously too many ridiculous posts.
One Sevilla fan says Nacho should bench Aguero undecided
There's also someone who believes City is immense after walloping Steaua Bucharest and another added that he loves Pep's Free flowing football. Lmao...

As if LVG didn't thrash a bigger team in Clube Brugge last year. grin

And curiously, we didn't see this free flowing football against one of the worst teams last year; Sunderland.

The funniest of all is that, they believe Sterling has been transformed, as if Depay didn't flatter against minnows last year. grin

#KeepClowning. smiley
Phones › Re: How Long Does Your Earphone Last? by Elxandre(m): 11:56am On Aug 16, 2016
AoM3b:
My #200 earpiece is 3 months old without any issues
Pictures please. smiley
I'm waiting o.
Phones › Re: How Long Does Your Earphone Last? by Elxandre(m): 11:52am On Aug 16, 2016
herzern:
I'm already fed up with those 200 naira ear-piece.....

I onced bought 3 in a week...

Please....anyone who can recommend a much more better earpiece should please mention me.....

I no fit buy d one wey pass 1k thouqh.....
Nokia WH208 on jumia or Konga...
N1500 last year, dunno about now.
Lasted 6 months till I accidentally ruined it.

It should last a year with good usage easily.
Christianity Etc › Re: Joys Oyedepo: "I Am Crazy, i'm Not A Walking Replica Of My Mother" by Elxandre(m): 11:27am On Aug 16, 2016
If you think this post is 'normal' you might just be unintelligent.

What do you does "viewed as an outcast, and Different from my mother and sister" infer?

I'm suspecting this girl might be gay, or something just as ridiculous.

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