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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 7:40am On Aug 15, 2016
Elampiro, you think you can dodge the Rooney talk Abi? tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Elxandre(m): 7:32am On Aug 15, 2016
patrickmuf:
Bookmarked for future reference.
As per Ramsey, most folks here were raving about his performances at the euros, some fans even suggested that Ozil should be moved to the wing to accommodate the Emirate's Rambo in the No. 10 position others even concluded that Wales lost to portugal because Ramsey was suspended but fast forward a month, same Ramsey, Same stylish look but different opinions...This thread should be moved to the joke section.
I'm shocked someone called Ramsey kick and follow...
The same guy who they called the best playmaker in Euro 2016. grin

Can't wait to test #Pogback on these miserables. tongue
Romance › Re: Spanishfly. Any Idea? by Elxandre(m): 12:36am On Aug 15, 2016
I've heard of this thing.
Heard it never fails!
There's even one homemade one I heard of from the same source.

Funny thing... smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 11:36pm On Aug 14, 2016
Diadem said Pogba is a winger!

It is finished!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 11:16pm On Aug 14, 2016
Zlatan might just be the best bargain of the season.

That man is still a beast!
He just seems several classes ahead of a younger Rooney.

If you think he was rubbish today, you no know ball!
Phones › Re: Iphone 6s Roasts Galaxy Note 7 In Speed Test by Elxandre(m): 1:03pm On Aug 14, 2016
I still can't wrap my head around why Android struggles to keep apps in memory.

But note that the 6s screen is just around 720p, so what did you expect?
Go put that same Note 7 processor in a 720p phone and see.
2k and 720p are worlds apart.

In fact, off-screen tests between A9 and sd 820 are quite close or even has the 820 killing it in several aspects.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 12:51pm On Aug 14, 2016
I don't feel like watching today's game without Pogba.
sad
Edit
No Mkhitaryan too shocked huh

Thanks, I'll pass.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 12:40am On Aug 14, 2016
Suddenly, we are building some sort of galatico dynasty. shocked

Rooney ibra Pogba... RIP
I smell war in the dressing room

Mou should forgive schwein na!
This might just be his injury free season.
Christianity Etc › Re: Girl Dies From Lethebo Rabalango's Speaker In His Church (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 4:32pm On Aug 13, 2016
The man isn't even talking about it on his Facebook account. sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Girl Dies From Lethebo Rabalango's Speaker In His Church (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 4:20pm On Aug 13, 2016
Jadonjack:
I wonder what this pastors see of themselves!!! Too much pride, because of some imaginative being...

I was priviledged to slap a pastor few months ago(he was rude to me and I hate exchanging words), he said to me " if trully I serve a living God, you will never do good with that your hand"


I just came back from my 3rd trip to korea last week, since our argument..


YEYE peaople
All I see is the bundles on your DP smiley
Bring one, I want to check something... cheesy
Sports › Re: Messi Returns Back To Argentina National Team by Elxandre(m): 2:58pm On Aug 13, 2016
I like Messi's diversionary tactics.

Instead of being criticized for failing, he was begged like a child instead.
Smh!
Phones › Re: How To Transfer Files With Your Computer Using Xender App by Elxandre(m): 12:10pm On Aug 13, 2016
simply download shareit on your pc & phone.
Phones › Re: Why Do Majority Of Smartphone Users In Nigeria Detest Windows Phone? by Elxandre(m): 2:13pm On Aug 12, 2016
DaveHert
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Simply google it.
FBI paid a hacker to get it done!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Malia Obama Caught Smoking Marijuana (Video) by Elxandre(m): 12:49pm On Aug 12, 2016
See people here forming 'kini big deal'

People wey don clock 30 wey their mama go still slap if they catch them with weed dey form badt guys too grin
Phones › Re: Why Do Majority Of Smartphone Users In Nigeria Detest Windows Phone? by Elxandre(m): 12:43pm On Aug 12, 2016
DaveHert:
Them putting priority on privacy and security over user experience doesn't make it the most secure, although am not an iPhone enthusiast, I will still say an iPhone is way more secure than a windows phone or Android phone , even the fbi with all their dynamic resources couldn't get through an iphones security, it would appear you are the one lacking the knowledge on the workings of phones operating systems, if you did you would know there are backdoors on windows and android but none on IOS.

As for the other guy accusing windows phones of virus, he is probably joking, we all know that's false!
You are peddling half truths bro.

The FBI requested a Government OS on IOS to recover details after a phone has been wiped (Flashed or Hard reset) already.
This is no mean feat on any OS, not even Android.
A single hacker actually ended up accessing the phone after being paid $1.3million. Lol

To be frank,Windows mobile is more secured than iOS.

Hasn't iOS been compromised severally?
Just check out the icloud saga where celebs got their nudess leaked!
Or the Wechat malware issue.

Where are your proofs then that it's more secured compared to WM?

In fact both use the sandboxed approach where apps can't access each other indiscriminately, so they are very similar, but WM10 receives updates everytime, which brings security patches regularly.

WM10 is presently the most secured mainstream operating system!

I purposely left out Ubuntu because it's open source and Linux based, so we know what will happen when it gains traction.
Phones › Re: Why Do Majority Of Smartphone Users In Nigeria Detest Windows Phone? by Elxandre(m): 12:39pm On Aug 12, 2016
#000000
Phones › Re: Cubot H2 One Of The Best Phone With 4g Service by Elxandre(m): 12:33pm On Aug 11, 2016
bestdeals0:
Thanks.
you use a single sim? or you cope with the inbuilt memory?
how much did you buy it too...
Phones › Re: Which Phone Are You Using, The Specifications ,& How Much Did You Buy It? by Elxandre(m): 12:16pm On Aug 11, 2016
Sphilip1:
cheesy Me am managing Asha 201.... cheesy .... Infact I use it to blog self... Guess you already know the specs. cheesy
how do u manage to blog with it?
Phones › Re: Camon C9 Is Winning; Meet Its Brother—Camon C7 by Elxandre(m): 12:01pm On Aug 11, 2016
Iceman296:
How do you know it wouldn't be Updated?? Of recent TECNO have been dolling out frequent updates for the their phones. Don't say what you don't know Please.
mention three phones updated to marshmallow.
Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu's Wedding At Lake Como, Italy (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 11:07am On Aug 11, 2016
Buy Naira Grow Naija!!! grin

But guess what that charade is meant for you impoverished Nigerians!

The way APC dey change am for Zombies ehn, many don get eye defect already. cheesy
Politics › Re: Exploration Of Oil Begins In North East Nigeria (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 11:01am On Aug 11, 2016
MadCow1:
I dont believe discovery of Oil in the North will break this country up.. But it will open up everybody to the issue of restructing and true federalism..


I hope they do.. The North will teach the South what to do with Oil and its proceeds.


Something tells me they will find oil.. Wether it would be in commercial quantity is a different concern.
What has their oil billionaires invested in that region in the first place?

You think it will be much different when they find oil?
Politics › Re: Edo 2016: Aisha Buhari’s Support For Obaseki Is Laughable — Mrs Akande by Elxandre(m): 10:58am On Aug 11, 2016
There won't be a first lady, but Aisha has been everywhere!
Now there's even first daughter. Lol
What I hate is hypocrisy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 10:40am On Aug 11, 2016
kokaneprodigy:
According to Mou finishing behind Arsenal, Tottenham and Chelsea should be expected. Scums!!!!! u got served Hahahaha hahahahah, what happened to the special one, Last season really taught this guy a lesson hahahaha grin grin grin Laffs outta thread like a Ayamatanga trolling Ishawuru.
How far?
Have you decided whom to start between the Samurai and Oliver snail Giroud?
Politics › Re: Henry & Charles Okah To Sue Jonathan by Elxandre(m): 8:06am On Aug 11, 2016
Zico5:
I know it. Its just a matter of time before the niger delta know that their major problem/enemy is Gej. Niger delta avengers have started singing then the okars. But my flat headed people will still continue to praise him to the highest heaven. Sooner or later they will know the problems the man created for 6 bad years he reigned.
Only if you would explain how May 2010- May 2015 amounts to 6 years.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:26am On Aug 11, 2016
Lol Mourinho must win the title, but the guy who has been catwalking to the Bundesliga in Germany, albeit while being schooled by everyone and their mums in Europe just "has to build the city team" even after spending the most.

Suddenly the team that finished 5th is better than the team that finished 4th, because the 5th placed team bought a record signing and signed a 34 year old striker as a free agent (This same person complained 33 year old Yaya is finished because he's ageing!)



Ramdeuter, Kagawa and the spy guy have a lot in common! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:09am On Aug 11, 2016
Na Una get time to dey overrate Baldiola!

Someone that inherited a team which thrashed Barca 7-0, but turned them into sissies getting walloped 5-0 by Madrid the very next season, Barca and Ath Madrid in subsequent seasons.
Funny enough, even LVG sef made the final with Bayern, so what makes Pep special?

No be to dey wear tiny sokoto and dey do gragra for touchline o. grin

Baldiola fails to get to the UCL final after outspending everyone in England (likely even Europe) this season, and he's just as good as Pellegrini!


I forgot to add, Mou and Pep should never be mentioned in the same sentence again, ever!
Mou did the impossible winning league with Chelsea after a 50 years barren spell, the UCL with Inter and Porto. Teams that hadn't won in decades.
Yet some still don't see Pep has a lot more to prove!

This is amusing!
Phones › Re: Camon C9 Is Winning; Meet Its Brother—Camon C7 by Elxandre(m): 3:23pm On Aug 10, 2016
What's the point when Tecno will never update the device?
It is just sad that as established as Tecno is in Africa, they can't even start updating at least 40% of their devices.
Sports › Re: Olympic Rower Chierika Ukogu Reaches Semifinal by Elxandre(m): 8:08am On Aug 10, 2016
May she win Gold!
Fvckedyobitch come and see, this girl is defying your evil wishes. cheesy


Even though I still feel she chose Nigeria for 'personal' benefits.

Haters Don't quote me!!! grin

Just hit the dislike button tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 9:45am On Aug 09, 2016
I also think most of Mourinho's key signings always live up to expectations.

Asking for the title because we bought four players though is foolish.
We are talking about a team that finished 5th last season playing some of the most sterile football in history.

Someone noted that we had about 6 shots on target despite playing unspectacularly on Sunday.
LVG wouldn't have gotten that. tongue

We will have two more enemies to deal with this season (RuuDie and Diademk07), but we'll be ready grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 9:33am On Aug 09, 2016
sinizia:
The main objectives I require from Mourinho this season are:

1. Dispatch and destroy the last vestige of LvG's vapid and sleep-inducing kind of football. Bring back fast, fluid and entertaining football we experienced under SAF.

2. Qualify us for UCL without snatching the final UCI spot on the final day or requiring a miracle to finish top 4.


These are my main objectives for the gaffer for this season alone. From next season, I must add an EPL tittle to it. I really don't care how bad or good we might be in Europa League. That's not my cuppa tea.
Approved! cool

Someone once said we should have signed Kroos or+ modric bla bla bla... Lol
Go price kroos see if he no go cost pass £100m. grin

Times have changed.
Perez destroyed the market a long time ago with the bale acquisition.

#Pogback is a do die affair.
He fails and Mourinho is dead !
Literature › Re: Which Of These Did You Read? by Elxandre(m): 8:38am On Aug 09, 2016
WhatOnEarth:
My list

Prose
Eze goes to school (Chai! I chop cane wella for this book matter for JSS 1, Edogram. lol)
Chike and the river
Nuga the schoolmaster
Pot of life (aka Aimiuwu)
Shattered dreams
Zandi and the magic pillow
Sugar girl
The weeping undergraduate
College days of John Ojo
Stories from an African village (personal. Tanigororo and Banigororo)
Things fall apart
No longer at ease
The concubine
The gods are not to blame
The lion and the jewel (I saw a play of this too at my school hall)
The drummer boy
Without a silver spoon
Shaka the Zulu
The black hermit (Ngugi wa Thiongo, Kenya)
Mine boy (Peter Abrahams, South Africa)

Poems
Mostly Gabriel Okara (I love 'moon in the bucket' and 'once upon a time')
Some J. P Clark (I love 'Ibadan')


A lot a can't remember right now. Most not very popular
I spent all my money on novels back then. But all of a sudden I lost ALL interest. I think the love I found lately for Science may have been the cause. I still lament it. Now I just read non-fiction.

I only ever got to read one fiction book since 2006 - 'Keeper of the Children' by William Hallahan - more than once. Plus one mills n boons romance novel I can't remember the name of right now.

Btw, if anyone knows where one can download African novels, please do share. I have a 10 year old niece on my neck. I just can't meet her demand for novels.
Lol
I've read many of those books too, but surprisingly I also lost interest in fiction later on.
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Literature › Re: Which Of These Did You Read? by Elxandre(m): 8:34am On Aug 09, 2016
Read 8/9.

Zambia shall be free was quite boring then, but I would have appreciated it more now.
Not even sure I completed it.

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