₦airaland Forum

Eriokanmi:
That's for those doing shady business. They'd face their comeuppance one day, leave those ones. There are many legit business you couid do and you'd be fine. I was picked up by a taxi driver at Thamesmead in 2026, a day after Donald trump won the US election. I was returning home from the UK. The taxi guy, a yorubaman like me but I didn't notice until we got to the central area of London. He just turned on his car cd player and I started hearing Barri wonder's song. I smiled and said, egbon( meaning brother) so you're yoruba but speaking phonę and looking like jamo( Jamaican). He was surprised too cos i didn't speak a word when he arrived. He knew where I was going after booking the taxi online so i just entered his car and he zoomed off.

In short, we started talking. He asked me same question you're asking when I asked him to consider coming back home to invest. He said...what business can one invest in sef, cos he's not been home for decades and he has no relations in Nigeria anymore, not even parents. I told him the business my friend was into. He had auto garage in lagos and soon to open the abuja office. He was so happy to hear that. I also told him he could come , do a kind of feasibility studies employ, stay a while and go back. He doesn't have to stay put here. He heeded my advice. He has 3 auto garage outlets today. One in lagos, one in phc and another one in abuja. See those oil and gas guys throng his garage in phc. I don't want to mention a popular politician here, a senator who is also among his customers he's a lover of cars. He had porch cars, very expensive. He can only trust his computerised auto garage for his fleet of cars. The sharp man included a baking station in those garages where cars can be painted and baked. He also added car paint lines to it. The last time we spoke, he's considering relocating here, to face it squarely cos he's doing well. He told me he'd include tyre business to it also, cos there are some expensive cars that can't use anyhow tyre. He's also considering automatic self care car wash. Imagine.

On a serious note isn't auto garage a mechanic workshop?
Was the man a mechanic before you met him?

Eriokanmi:
Paali is the reason. During my school days, some guys who refused to come back had no paali( green card) . They attended the first interview with their arrangee wife, they couldn't pass. They attended the second one, they couldn't pass and once this happens, just be prayerful cos its nearly mission impossible. You can't come home when you've got no papers and if they try it, they'd only be telling stories about how they once lived in America to their children cos they'd never smell there again except they won lottery.

That said, there's no better place like Nigeria. I always say this. Even those bragging with am American today know deep down their minds that Nigeria is a better place to live. As you're japaing, Indians, Chinese, etc are thronging Nigeria for opportunities.

In early 1990s, my uncle left walmart job and came back home. He wrote to a solar company in america to be their agent in Nigeria. That time, no atm, no GSM. The company first rejected his application but invited him 2 weeks after, to take their training and reconsidered him but told him he must come to Nigeria and install demos of their solar inverter. He approached the CBN on arrival but they didn't allow him. They said they had 3 standby generators but he told them....but its free and he'd remove it later, just for them to try it out. Reluctantly they permitted him.

Months later, all the 3 generators at the cbn packed up due to extensive usage. One of the grids collapsed and affected cbn HQ for wks. The day the 3rd gen collapsed, the directors were panicking, rushed to the IT dept only to find staff working. The solar inverter saved their system from crashing cbn now recommended their solar inverter called Trace inverter to all commercial banks when atm came to Nigeria, trace later changed to Xantrex, anyone can Google xantrex engineering.

My uncle today is a multi billionaire. Cbn also installed the products at all cbn branches nationwide. Those mocking him back then in America are still struggling with life and living.

You people keep saying there are opportunities in Nigeria, yet the bulk of successful people in Nigeria are always linked to one shady means or another.

AdamuKD:

One less ashawo to worry about
And if you don mount her before, go for HIV test
Most Nigeria girls are ashawo. Yes including you reading this
You go just dey open your wide, rotten fish smelling and overused toto waaaaa like gutter and be fvcking yahoo boys and criminals. If market don kwante, boom depression

You're sick.
Imagine 22 people liked your post.
That's why I'm always careful dealing with people cos too many normal looking lunatics are on the prowl.

Elporo:
Better by far.

And, if I knew enough about football - I'd probably be leveraging it for some of that Ad money. Nobody is going to make money off my back - without giving me a piece of the action.

How do you make money off movies or video games.
I'm sure you indulge in one of the above?

Promising guy living recklessly having unprotected sex.
You're not okay sir.

Ishilove:
I don't know these people.

All na gimmicks jare. Blaady PR stunt.

If you don't know buju, you're definitely not in tune with music anymore cos even baba Naptu sabi.

BlackPantherxXx:
Something similar happened to me.

Had this very greedy GF, always demanding.

Valentines night she came to sleep over and I took one Chinese aphrodisiac in a red tin.

I banged her for 7 good rounds that night .... by the last round, she was fed up and I was begging her to allow me.

The following morning she asked me for Postinor because by the 5th round I was already out of condoms...plugged the last 2 skin to skin.

As she dey vex comot because it was just 7 am and no pharmacy was open, she was all sore and I was still trying to convince her to do more... outside where she wanted to take bike, my rod was still nodding in my trousers.

Like no be you lose blood last last. Lmao

CocoaOla:
With this tiny spacious car you can use 6 liter of fuel from lagos to sokoto, on a free high way only!

Cap.

OnyeObodo:
You guys are very funny in Nigeria and thats why oyibo dey use una mop ground.

Swift offers super unlimited internet at 25k a month. Same with Smile and Spectranet. But una penchant for anything oyibo dey kill una.

Pray tell me, what do you intend to do with a speed of 100MBPs? Are you streaming data from heaven?

I do hope you know that at 99$ a month and you have like only 1000,000 subcribers... Thats 99 million dollars leaving that country monthly? Una wan die?

None of the above offers true unlimited data and they're mostly slow and a waste of money.
Secondly, who told you these guys are even Nigerian companies?

Holyness123:
these guys carry gals go house and give them drugs so they can perform well in bed...gals with calm brain go gaga ……… boys calm dem down with garri soaking in cold water, pump A/C on their head and they sleep, girls wake up calm and guyman run quick go drop them by road side and japa... hot breeze and sun touch girl head and crazy come back... primitive peoole shout ritual

Exactly.
It's possibly hard drugs.
I doubt most people commenting have seen what drugs does to a lot of people temporarily.
You'd think they're permanently mad till you see them back to their sense after a while.

You got his house address and you can't take him there?

same nairaland where multimillion trades are happening in autos and technology market sections?

They're both good.
Honda stands out design wise from the sea of Toyotas out there.

Over 40 year old man o.

Elxandre:
LG 43 inches 4k smart TV
With inbuilt Harman kardon sound
Wifi
Bluetooth
4 HDMI
2 USB

Slight lightbleed at the bottom left corner on some white scenes but Working fine without any other issues. buyer can examine if needed.

Selling to buy a much bigger tv .
85k

Location is IBADAN.
WhatsApp or call 09023417138

Still available

Elxandre:
LG 43 inches 4k smart TV
With inbuilt Harman kardon sound
Wifi
Bluetooth
4 HDMI
2 USB

Slight lightbleed at the bottom left corner on some white scenes but Working fine without any other issues. buyer can examine if needed.

Selling to buy a much bigger tv .
110k

Location is IBADAN.
WhatsApp or call 09023417138

Still available

You guys are funny. Na you wan help her keep her virginity again. This one weak me as you sabi pass person wey get private part.

wonder233:
The irony of the third world is that while there is prevalent hardship and dire poverty for the majority, there also exists insane wealth and illogical spendings on obscene luxury by the small circle of rich people. The manufacturers of luxury goods know this, that is why they market heavily in Africa and the black population of the Western world because they know the black man is cursed with an inordinate lust for foolish luxury. The average gen z kid in Nigeria uses the latest iPhone, not because they come from rich homes or can personally afford it, but because they feel compelled by peer pressure. Forget about yahoo and runs, even those that earn honestly, save and save just to buy it.

The man is right, Nigerians don't have the money for brand new Mercedes.
Only a very tiny portion of Nigerians can afford these cars brand new.
It would make no economic sense to advertise to them.

IsiahOla:
Oga why u Dey do like dis nah….you nogo drop phone number?

I don put am for the main post boss.
090 234 17138

IsiahOla:
Location and phone number?

Ibadan

AIN
HP Elitebook folio g1
8gb/ 256gb ssd
Ultra slim design
Backlit keyboard
Intel core m5
USB-C ports
230k 200k

HP Probook 450 G3 x2
Mint condition 9/10
4gb/500gb hdd
Backlit keyboard
Intel core i5 6th gen
145k


Lenovo ThinkPad T580
8gb/256gb ssd
Backlit keyboard
Intel core i7 8th gen
USB-C Port
Fingerprint recognition
Double battery installed
bad battery 2
200k



Dell latitude 7440
Touchscreen
Core i7 4th gen
Full HD display
16gb ram
500gb hdd
155k


Available

LG 43 inches 4k smart TV
With inbuilt Harman kardon sound
Wifi
Bluetooth
4 HDMI
2 USB

Slight lightbleed at the bottom left corner on some white scenes but Working fine without any other issues. buyer can examine if needed.

Selling to buy a much bigger tv .
85k

Location is IBADAN.
WhatsApp or call 09023417138

acunon:
Now available With scratch going cheap at 185K

Where is it scratched?

mactoni91:
4.1m for Toyota Corolla...

Omo!.. People get mind.

That money would have given you a Very Neat, high performance V8 Volvo x90 SUV

You fit compare maintenance of Corolla to Volvo? Not to talk about the fuel consumption of a mostrous V8 engine.

AIN
HP Elitebook folio g1
8gb/ 256gb ssd
Ultra slim design
Backlit keyboard
Intel core m5
USB-C ports
230k 200k

HP Probook 450 G3 x2
Mint condition 9/10
4gb/500gb hdd
Backlit keyboard
Intel core i5 6th gen
145k


Lenovo ThinkPad T580
8gb/256gb ssd
Backlit keyboard
Intel core i7 8th gen
USB-C Port
Fingerprint recognition
Double battery installed
bad battery 2
200k



Dell latitude 7440
Touchscreen
Core i7 4th gen
Full HD display
16gb ram
500gb hdd
155k


Available

AIN
HP Elitebook folio g1
8gb/ 256gb ssd
Ultra slim design
Backlit keyboard
Intel core m5
USB-C ports
230k 200k

HP Probook 450 G3 x2
Mint condition 9/10
4gb/500gb hdd
Backlit keyboard
Intel core i5 6th gen
145k


Lenovo ThinkPad T580
8gb/256gb ssd
Backlit keyboard
Intel core i7 8th gen
USB-C Port
Fingerprint recognition
Double battery installed
bad battery 2
200k



Dell latitude 7440
Touchscreen
Core i7 4th gen
Full HD display
16gb ram
500gb hdd
155k


Available

Angelfrost:
What are you talking about please?!?

That's a delicacy that has existed even before colonization!

You guys will just jump into threads making funny and weird comments without simple research. Na wa o!

no mind indomie genz