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Car Talk › Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by Elxandre(m): 12:35am On Jan 27, 2023
People from all walks of life have serious car issues. Correlation is not causation.
Autos › Re: My Chat With A Cotonou Car Dealer by Elxandre(m): 12:07am On Jan 26, 2023
"God bless you"
Official DP to make you convinced.
Exceedingly formal English to make you believe.

Scam scammer scammest 😂😂
Phones › Re: Google Pixel Vs Iphone by Elxandre(m): 10:26am On Jan 24, 2023
You can't really compare two phones from different operating systems.
It's all about what you like better.
Phones › Re: Samsung S20 Ultra Or S21/S22 Plus: Which One Should I Go For?? by Elxandre(m): 10:22am On Jan 24, 2023
Oscar884:
You're saying S22 Plus has a better camera than S20 Ultra?
Yes s22 has a better cam.
S20 apart from being the first generation 100mp Camera,it had focusing issues.
The s22 plus is definitely the superior device.
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Removed A Tattoo Of Apostle Suleman’s Name She Had - Friend by Elxandre(m): 9:48am On Jan 24, 2023
Originalsly:
Is Sulieman popular like Michael Jackson? Most people who can recognize him today knew him after the scandal. Why must it be a lie if they didn't know who he was? She said they assumed he was into oil ... I guess because of the money he was dishing out on her. When people are facing death .... they usually make confessions .... Pele did ... the CIA agent that triggered the cancer that killed Bob Marley did .... now Halima is doing so and being supported by people close to her ... why must it be a lie?... because Sulieman came from Heaven? At the time they did not know he was a pastor. People always asked how the female actors were all thriving.... flexing more money that cost of movie production and income... and most suspected by sleeping with politicians ... but now we are learning at least this pastor is also one supporting the olosho market . Halima is also indirectly confessing that she was into prostitution.

Do you know who is this? ... if not .... you are a lying bastard.
Just did small research and found the Bob Marley story is false.
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Removed A Tattoo Of Apostle Suleman’s Name She Had - Friend by Elxandre(m): 9:41am On Jan 24, 2023
olab059:
Nope. He is more like the Bill Cosby...R. Kelly and Epstein dealt with underage girls.
Did Suleman rape them? How is he bill Cosby?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 7:20pm On Jan 22, 2023
The Foolish coach threw this match. So sad.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Rape 9 Nnamdi Azikiwe University Students, Including A Virgin by Elxandre(m): 5:59pm On Jan 21, 2023
Angelfrost:
Nairaland has the position of being the bigotry center of social media in today's modern world!.

I sense the management of this forum are also bigots.
I agree.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Rape 9 Nnamdi Azikiwe University Students, Including A Virgin by Elxandre(m): 8:55pm On Jan 20, 2023
Too much stupidity on Nairaland.
A heinous crime just happened, the best young people can do is check tribes.
Moronnss
Romance › Re: l am about to cheat on my partner by Elxandre(m): 10:24am On Jan 20, 2023
Konjiboii:
It's very normal to feel that way, it's just your masculine instinct kicking in,that's what I keep telling this broads that men are naturally programmed to be polygamous,sure we have the woman more dear to us but the lust to still screw around can't be ignored ,ladies you can pretend your man is different and wouldn't cheat but it's just a matter of time, the sooner they accept that fact and make peace with their cheating partner the better we all live in harmony. I'm in a situation where my main chic that I treasure dearly let me screw whoever I want but the deal is not to bring them home or talk about them to her,or get any of them pregnant. whatever she tells me she want or need I get for her, because such women are rare to find.
It's a setup bro.
The day you catch her, you'll be weak and guilt filled to leave her. grin
Romance › Re: l am about to cheat on my partner by Elxandre(m): 10:22am On Jan 20, 2023
acewines:
Na una dey give some evening newspaper wetin to use talk to dey give themselves small happiness....

Anyways we men are born polygamous in nature and the thirst to try new things come in

When I traveled,had this beautiful lady who is a virgin tho, we got things going on and she never complained knowing fully well I'm married.. it was fun tho

I had my fill with 4 ladies, having to lift one as a friend back to the east and wifey thinking she's just a friend... we lodged and had our fill and kept it till now,she knows I'm married

I give her,she gives to me nothing attached

So I second bro, have that desire fulfilled and make sure you take care of both your real girlfriend and side girlfriend

Make sure you don't leave traces and make sure the side know her place and don't interfere in ur love life, den do the shit very far from your home if you think side gf go cast am, do am very far where the side doesn't know ur home or anything and make sure she doesn't have any of your social media handles or ur real WhatsApp digits

I have a separate number in a separate phone which stays away from home....
You disvirgin your sidechick? grin
Technology Market › Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Elxandre(m): 8:11pm On Jan 18, 2023
GChux1:
MacBook Pro 13
M1 chip
16GB Ram
256GB SSD
Touchbar
Boxed
635k

MacBook Pro 2020 13
Core
16GB Ram
1TB SSD
Touchbar
640k

Microsoft Surface Pro X
13" 2k Touchscreen Display
16GB RAM
512GB SSD
Microsoft SQ® Processor
5G + LTE Advanced (all Naija sim works)
Detachable Backlit keyboard
2x USB-C PD ports
Laptop and charger
360k

Microsoft Surface Laptop 3
Core i7 10th gen
16GB RAM
256GB SSD
330k

Dell Latitude 3410
Core i3 10th
8GB Ram
500gb HDD
USB-C Power Delivery
145k

HP Elitebook 840 G7
Core i7 10th gen (12-CPUs)
16GB RAM
256GB SSD
Backlit Keyboard
Thunderbolt 3
320k

HP Elitebook 840 G5
Core i5 8th gen
8GB Ram
256GB SSD
Backlit Keyboard
Thunderbolt 3
210k

HP Elitebook 1040 G6
Touchscreen x360
8GB Ram
256GB SSD
Core i5 8th gen
Thunderbolt 3
285k

HP Elitebook 1040 G5
Touchscreen x360
8GB Ram
256GB SSD
Core i5 8th gen
Thunderbolt 3
265k

HP Elitebook 820 G3
Core i5 6th gen
Touchscreen
8GB Ram
256GB SSD
Backlit Keyboard
160k

HP Laptop 15-da0xxx
Core i3 8th gen
4gb ram
500gb HDD
Green keyboard light
125k

Samsung Chromebook 11
Intel inside
4gb ram
32gb plus SD slot
USB-C Power Delivery
45k laptop only

All laptops come with chargers, unless otherwise stated.

Pick up in ikeja
What's the particular chromebook model?
Autos › Re: Ad Renewed by Elxandre(m): 10:54pm On Jan 16, 2023
Any particular faults?
Crime › Re: Popular Herbalist Dies In Hotel After Romp With Pastor’s Wife In Ekiti by Elxandre(m): 1:24am On Jan 15, 2023
Has she emailed you?
sixtus3606:
In this 2023 again?

I have been seeing your post since 2021.

Now let’s get this straight. Someone should please help verify this person. I will call you on video call for confirmation, then send someone to verify your claims. And if it turns out to be true, I will personally cater for your treatment. Full commitment.

Send a mail, let’s take it from there.

God be with you.
Politics › Re: I Never Wanted Third Term Presidency - Obasanjo by Elxandre(m): 9:24am On Jan 13, 2023
Don't whine us sir.
Autos › Re: Let's Discuss USED Vehicles by Elxandre(m): 9:14pm On Jan 09, 2023
Manuella4ace:
Stop playing.

Toyota Highlander 2005 - 2007
Lexus RX 330

You can't go wrong with these cars, except you want just dey play.
Ugly cars. cry
Autos › Re: Let's Discuss USED Vehicles by Elxandre(m): 9:04pm On Jan 09, 2023
Leadforteservic:
Please what's your experience using your 2008 civic? Is reliable, rugged and affordable in parts?
Would you recommend for someone to buy it?
Yes I do.
Very strong and practically maintenance free.
The dashboard catches the eye too.
Looks good for its age.
Note, the ground clearance is quite low though.
Autos › Re: Let's Discuss USED Vehicles by Elxandre(m): 11:52am On Jan 09, 2023
Bizzyliss:
just de play
grin
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by Elxandre(m): 9:57am On Jan 09, 2023
jceesquare:
Carry out a coolant leak test on your car to know where it's leaking from.
It could be leaking from your radiator cover, ruptured hose or pipe, or from a burnt gasket.
In the absence of a coolant leak test kit, visually inspect your cooling line (hose, pipes, and thermostat housing) and radiator cover for any rusty part, that's a weak point and a point of escape for hot and expanded liquid, also inspect your radiator cover for turn rubber or weak springs. If your car is equipped with an heater core, you might need to inspect that as well.
What the history before changing to a double cell? Nasty overheating?
What's your location?
An idiot truck reversed into me and broke my radiator. That was why I changed it.
I'm thinking of buying a new radiator cap to try out though.
Ibadan.
Autos › Re: Let's Discuss USED Vehicles by Elxandre(m): 1:08am On Jan 09, 2023
Is there any decent SUV outside the Honda, Toyota and Mercedes which is reliable and affordable?

Is the Acura Rdx a reliable vehicle?

Looking to switch to an SUV from my civic 2008. undecided
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by Elxandre(m): 12:57am On Jan 09, 2023
Water keeps drying up in my Honda civic 2008.
Could It be because I don't use coolant?
Mechanic says engine is in perfect condition, but I'm baffled why it keeps getting dried up easily.
Note, radiator was changed to double cell sometimes last year and that was when I noticed it began.
Car Talk › Re: Is This Fair? Advice Needed by Elxandre(m): 12:40am On Jan 09, 2023
Ofemmanu1:
That's how bad they behave this days.

A basterrd painter charged 80k after checking my car, two weeks later I was ready to pay and to my surprise, he said 80k won't do it again, the price has increased to 110k.

After small haggling, we settled for 100k.
He picked the car and promised to return it in ten days, after 10days, my car wasn't ready and I was like wff?

He brought the car after 15days and I was MAD.

I'm still in shock since last December, I requested a "Sport-blue/ Royal-blue" color but the basterrd gave me "Ashawo Blue" Color.

I rejected the job, went to a police station, they picked the basterrd up and he started saying the color I requested was a Factory Color and a Glass paint and it couldn't be purchased here, What Nonsense!!!

Las las, the basterrd painter requested 30k to give me the Sport Blue but i just drove off cos it was Christmas already.

The car is very fine sha cos I bought new Bumpers, fenders, headlights, Rearlights etc but it's not the color i wanted.
The basterrd painter followed the trend and gave a sweet flashy job, but I'm not a slick guy..
Ever-since then Ashawo has been approaching me left-right and center.


I'm in pains.
Laugh wan kill me. You be comedian. grin cheesy
Car Talk › Re: Does Driving Slowly Reduce Fuel Consumption? by Elxandre(m): 11:21pm On Jan 08, 2023
buygala:
Driving too slowly is as dangerous as driving too fast on a highway..You stand a risk of being crushed from behind.

Doing 80kph on a highway constitutes a danger to you and other highway users.. In some countries, you can be ticketed for that or even arrested.

If you no fit do highway driving, park your car for house enter public transport, instead of endangering other people's life and yours on highway..
You're right.
Going 120kph on Lagos ibadan sef, you still feel unsafe with cars overtaking you everywhere. grin
Car Talk › Re: Does Driving Slowly Reduce Fuel Consumption? by Elxandre(m): 11:17pm On Jan 08, 2023
buygala:
Keeping rpms as low as possible is what minimalizes fuel consumption.. Resist the temptation to "fire down" because as you dey fire down dey do kick-down upandan so, na your fuel dey evaporate so grin

If you know what you are doing, and your car is fit, you can maintain speeds of 140km/hr with less than 2.7k RPM.

I personally don't exceed 2.5k Rpm at any point in time, unless I need to do some long and quick overtaking.. And within that 2.5k Rpm band, I easily reach up to 150km/hr....if overdrive kicks in, it gets lower than 2k RPM sometimes at 140kph..Though it helps that the car engine is a very healthy V6.

Long story short.. The higher your car's Rpm, the higher the fuel consumption
I learnt this lesson this Christmas driving from ibadan to Akure with a loaded car.
I fired down with rpms reaching 5k sometimes.
The fuel consumption shocked me.
Had to Google and Google when I got to destination till I found driving like fast and furious actually burns fuel grin
Events › Re: Wedding Guest Captured Touching Bride Inappropriately At Church Wedding (Video) by Elxandre(m): 10:04am On Jan 06, 2023
jeromestarks:
Either she's a lesbian (many Nigerian girls are lesbians. They're tired of heart breaks. They have been fvcked many times. The have lost all sense of responsibility. Now, they're emotionally broken. It's their fault, they rejected the Goodman who came to them when they were young and beautiful thinking they still have time. Now, they are wasted and wished those good men came back. Never! )


Or


The woman touching her knew her ex.


If you want a happy home you can return to after work, marry a virgin woman.
A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and she will pin his child on you.
If you didn't marry a virgin woman, you will train another man's child. In fact,one or two of your children may not be yours as we speak.
And you think virgin can't go taste what she never tested with her ex after multiple make out sessions with him without sex back then. Dey play.
Virgin wife is good but not as foolproof as you think.
Phones › Re: Phones Other Than Iphone With A Blur Background Image Feature by Elxandre(m): 8:22pm On Jan 05, 2023
fineboynl:
i have iPhone xs. It just need android for my secondary phone. I made up my mind of the phone i saw from jumia. I almost paid yesterday. But i was holding it a bit if I could get a better deal. If by next week no better deal i will proceed.
IPhone users una too like android as secondary phone. Lol grin
How do people even manage two phones sef. I end up forgetting the second one.
Properties › Re: How Much Will It Cost Me To Build This House. by Elxandre(m): 1:06pm On Jan 05, 2023
Interesting.
Politics › Re: Please How Much Is Fuel Sold In Your Area by Elxandre(m): 9:35am On Jan 04, 2023
Itsrm:
The bolded was what I initially thought but goimg through this thread, it seems to be cheaper in Cross Rivers.

I really fear for when these children resume school. I used to use about 12k weekly. At this price per litre, I will be buying 25k worth of fuel every week and 100k on fuel alone per month! cheesy

Lord have mercy.
Is their school that far away?
Sports › Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Wife, Nkechi Celebrate Their 25th Wedding Anniversary (Pix) by Elxandre(m): 12:23am On Jan 04, 2023
derecho:
Yea most marriages require work from the couple but this Hardwork is from JayJay

He provides the money and even defended Nkechi when she was rumored to be sleeping around.
If JayJay wasn't rich this Nkechi won't stay with him for 6months.
Several rich people have divorced in the past.
Car Talk › Re: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by Elxandre(m): 7:34pm On Jan 02, 2023
wamide042:
Based on my own brand of car, Lexus GS 350, the speedometer is in miles, i.e when I’m driving at 100, cars on Kilometers will be around 120 or so, but I usually do 120 which also amounts to 140KM on other vehicles.
120m/h is over 190km/h
Car Talk › Re: Honda Crv 08 Vs Lexus Rx300 And Honda Pilot, Which Is Better Suv? by Elxandre(m): 1:27am On Dec 29, 2022
Why would you compare a 2000 car to a 2008 car sir?
What Honda pilot year are you talking about too?
Car Talk › Re: Relate Your Bad Experience Of Buying A Bad Car Without Proper Inspection. by Elxandre(m): 10:58am On Dec 28, 2022
ariesbull:
80% of cars in Nigeria no get catalyst...it does nothing to the car...get spacers
What do spacers do?

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