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Politics › Re: Dangote Says His Ex-Girlfriend Tried To Extort $5 Million From Him by Elxandre(m): 1:59pm On Jan 28, 2021
Sctests:
I still don't get why most men can't resist vagina.
Dangote no see Kenyan, Somali or Ugandan fine babes to roll with, na African American 'Akata' babes wey no get respect na him he go carry.

But make I ask o, why is it almost impossible for most big men to resist vagina. Are they not supposed to tired of vagina at that level?
Are you tired?
Sports › Re: 'Once a Red, always a Red': Odion Ighalo tweets emotional goodbye by Elxandre(m): 12:45pm On Jan 27, 2021
rottennaija:
And he is playing? When last did he play?
Watch football first before you argue.
Someone that has been a starter recently?
Business › Re: Autumn Spikes: Dangote Sues American Mistress For Exposing His Buttocks Online by Elxandre(m): 10:20pm On Jan 24, 2021
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

As I live, I often pray this prayer, "Lord take away my eyes from any women if you have given me a wife". With this prayer, double dating is a problem to me, its better I break up and date the other girl than dating them at the same time. With this attitude, by God grace I Won't look any woman if I marry.

If you control your sexual urge against premarital sex as a man, I swear down you are one strong man.
Or you have poor libido. grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Rejects £5.3m-A-Year Offer To Become The Face Of Saudi Arabian Tourism by Elxandre(m): 9:17pm On Jan 23, 2021
hurryup123:
So this guy is rejecting two hundred forty-six billion one hundred sixty-two
million one hundred thousand five hundred fifty-five Naira........
You no sabi math.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Ayra Starr, Don Jazzy Signs 18-Year-Old To Mavin Records (Pictures) by Elxandre(m): 10:08pm On Jan 22, 2021
chii8:
My dear 15year old take that too...ask around oooo, nowadays things are happening....
Redbull is not alcoholic.
Politics › Re: Kiki Osinbajo: Don't Be Offended When People You Know Dont Support Your Business by Elxandre(m): 9:01pm On Jan 22, 2021
Funny.

People overpriced their goods nowadays and want you to patronize them simply because you're friends.
Phones › Re: Tecno Hios Shines Bright As It Wins Android User Interface Of The Year by Elxandre(m): 8:53am On Jan 21, 2021
Always found the UI on both TECNO and Infinix eyesore.
Looks to me like something developed by amateurs.
Health › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Any Malaria-Like Symptoms Should Be Considered To Be COVID-19 by Elxandre(m): 6:20pm On Jan 19, 2021
Nigerians can not read.

He's saying any malaria like symptom should be assumed to be covid for safety purposes. It doesn't mean test wouldn't be done to ascertain their condition.
No wonder we keep electing dullards.
Romance › Re: Sex Before Marriage by Elxandre(m): 12:37am On Jan 19, 2021
Funny thing is most guys who agree with such terms with their women often have one or more persons they're sampling outside.

You marry a supposedly innocent man and end up with a cheat somehow. Lol
Foreign Affairs › Re: 23 Die In Norway After Receiving Pfizer COVID-19 Vaccine by Elxandre(m): 9:46am On Jan 17, 2021
Coronavirus vaccine is from the devil Bill Gates.
Who do you ignoramuses think has been financing other life saving vaccines like Polio, Yellow fever, Hepatitis etc?

Illiteracy is as bad as covid.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden To Sign Executive Order To Join Paris Club & Rescind Travel Ban by Elxandre(m):
BanevsJoker:
They are about to experience terrorism on a much larger scale than France and Belgium. The so called refugees are coming with their religion and violent culture.
They need to really vet immigrants from these parts to be honest.
Africans should actually be a higher priority instead if they're wise.

One thing I find funny is nairaland dunces who think trump is a racist but also mock the eastern tribe in the same post.
Idiocy at its peak.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden To Sign Executive Order To Join Paris Club & Rescind Travel Ban by Elxandre(m): 9:36am On Jan 17, 2021
He needs to watch it with the travel ban though.
Romance › Re: by Elxandre(m): 12:14am On Jan 15, 2021
But how he wan take run that telegram call naim dey baffle me grin
5hanklee:
This one wey you talk, no be lie. grin
Business › Re: My Brother's Salesgirl Is Stealing from Him, Should I Tell Him? by Elxandre(m): 4:16pm On Jan 12, 2021
If it was a guy would you be confused about telling your bro?
Rubbish irresponsible sibling!
Sports › Re: Samuel Eto'o: I Prefer Mourinho's Style To Guardiola's by Elxandre(m): 1:29pm On Jan 12, 2021
Johnnyplus01k:
let me remind u he played Lyon in the semi's
Nope he didn't. That was quarters.
Sports › Re: Samuel Eto'o: I Prefer Mourinho's Style To Guardiola's by Elxandre(m): 1:17pm On Jan 12, 2021
paulolee:
lolz....u aint fair on pep...u allow him coach n fail at d small club first before u judge him...mou won ucl with inter and Porto and those two clubs were on thier prime when he won it and not underdogs or lower teams like ranieri used..
In the past 20 years, those two wins happen to be the only times teams of those caliber triumphed.
Before mou came to inter, they always performed woefully in Europe.

PEP can't even make a final with bayern or city after spending billions.
Even pellegrini got a semi appearance at city. What's pep excuse for always dropping out at the quarters?
Pets › Re: The Little Chick I Found That Doesn't Want To Go Away by Elxandre(m): 10:05am On Jan 11, 2021
I like that you're not superstitious.
Romance › Re: Photo Of The 18-Year-Old Girl Who Died After Sex At Yobe Government Lodge by Elxandre(m): 9:02am On Jan 11, 2021
simplepee:
The way small girls of nowadays like prick and money ehn. Sex that you will eventually get tired of, useless generation
Well they get tired of money too grin
Politics › Re: Oil Nears $56, FG May Reintroduce Fuel Subsidy by Elxandre(m): 8:54am On Jan 11, 2021
meobizy:
They should do whatever they want. It doesn't concern me. So far I'm employed I can afford fuel even if it's 13,000 naira per litre.
No you can't lol
Celebrities › Re: Elon Musk Replies Erigga On Twitter by Elxandre(m): 5:18pm On Jan 10, 2021
Ewizard:
You miss the point here.
The focus is on Elon musk response. cry

Erigga valued a dinner with Elon as equivalent or an exchange for 2Btc.
And Baba cried in response.

Okay lemme cite a scenario for you.
Am a programmer working on a start up tech innovation valued at lets say $50k with is currently less than the 2btc.

It's foolhardy for me to exchange an opportunity to sell my innovation to a high prospect like Elon for a 2Btc.

Do you know how much time you have to sell yourself on dat dinner table, even if it ends with signing me a recommendation.
Bro it's way valued than that 2btc offer.

Well unless the guest has nothing to offer.

You dig?

There are levels to this wealth mentality thing.
That's wat simply differentiate the rich elite class from the rest of us.

Get the connection! Get the connection!!
Get that f.u.cking ryt connection!!!

The connect will fetch you more than 2btc in future.
Story story.
Not everyone has tech vibes to relate with Elon musk na. Elon just might not even be impressed with your 'idea' sef.
2btc is life changing money for a Nigerian.

You don't need to meet Elon musk to make impact please.
Romance › Re: Never Send Your Nudes To Man - Reno Omokri Warns Ladies by Elxandre(m): 12:14pm On Jan 10, 2021
Nazgul:
That's a very poor strategy cos I ended up seeing her as a whóre.
You're wrong. A woman no matter how decent can send nudes to a guy she's infatuated about.
Even virgins send nudes.
Celebrities › Re: Shola Ogudu Survives Motor Accident (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 12:02pm On Jan 10, 2021
Almunjid:
Ur being biased already. Prioritizing one son over others is very bad. If u reason this way, you'll surely have problems with ur children.
Let there be equality, that's what ladies are fighting for. If she wants to buy an exotic car for her child, she and wizkid should raise the money 50/50. If she can't afford it, let her manager the one she has.
Going to school is what matter, not the car he rides to school.
Any man that buys exotic cars for baby mamas is the greatest simp of all time.


Peace!
Unfortunately wizkid prioritizes his child with Jada more.
Buys designers for that one etc.

What's the point of being a multimillionaire if your child can't even experience luxury?
Romance › Re: My Ex Is About Getting Married But She Still Loves Me by Elxandre(m): 8:46am On Jan 10, 2021
I have no advise for the OP but I have to mention that Women don't find anything wrong with keeping married sugar daddies but young men are always scolded for looking at married women.

Is the female gender stronger at heart what?
Celebrities › Re: Elon Musk Replies Erigga On Twitter by Elxandre(m): 1:23am On Jan 10, 2021
decatalyst:
See that one saying Elon Musk go tell am say perspire to Maguire grin grin grin cheesy


People wey normal for this country no reach 17!

cheesy
Na reality e talk so.
If you no get business to discuss with Elon musk better pocket your 2btc grin
Health › Re: "Don't Reserve Pfizer Vaccine For VIPs & Chinese Vaccine For Ordinary Citizens" by Elxandre(m): 7:42pm On Jan 09, 2021
Angelfrost:
So, the vaccine to a disease with over 99 Percent self recovery rate (Which, by the way, makes it less worrisome than certain other common infections) is now a determinant of life and death??!... Issokay! Y'all should continue!

Make I just dey observe all of una!!!
But even 1% fatality is actually massive.
You're talking like an average Nigerian who takes lives for granted.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 1:02pm On Jan 07, 2021
Tiger2020:
Team kz zsn pro
Wahala for us wey no get 3.5mm jack o.

Let me rep my TWS cool

Wired remains king though!

Phones › Re: Rant: I Wonder Why Africa As A Continent, Have No Interest In Chip Making by Elxandre(m): 12:50pm On Jan 07, 2021
Design chips with which knowledge?
grin
Politics › Re: Soldiers Cut Off Man's Dreadlocks, Flog Him by Elxandre(m): 12:11am On Jan 04, 2021
I keep saying it's not a mistake Nigeria is inhabitable with evil oppressive leaders.
Just look at the idiotic comments.

A grown man deserves to be flogged and shaved without his consent because his hairstyle looks indecent?

The people I share country with. Sigh!
Education › Re: Former UNILAG VC, Prof Ibidapo Obe Dies At 71 Of COVID-19 Complications by Elxandre(m): 11:57pm On Jan 03, 2021
Dreamliner787:
72 years old... mehn.. are you fuçking kidding me.. please stop including covid-19 in every natural deaths please
In every?
I wonder where you guys read your own news.
Crime › Re: ytfc by Elxandre(m): 11:40pm On Jan 03, 2021
You shouldn't have mentioned the part of your brother sending sure odds from Europe.
Romance › Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by Elxandre(m): 10:58am On Jan 02, 2021
cheesy�
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 10:53pm On Dec 30, 2020
Gptech:
U better hold your Mi 8 well. As for the charger, I read somewhere that it's limited to early buyers.
I'm holding well boss. grin
If not for the small battery making me think of an upgrade sef.

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