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He dumped you for a better lady only to be disappointed. He came back for you to continue from where he stopped. How does it feel eating your vomit? Please reject bad thing. He will definitely dump you again and again.

So sad. Rest in peace to the dead.

Why would she accept an airtime from a stranger in the first place?
Sometimes greed kills. Be content with what you have.

So sad. This is wickedness of the highest order.

It's now you realized that you are still in school, still young and an orphan.
Congrats bro! Don't be scared to carry your cross.

White rice and ofe akwu
Egg sauce and yam
Sandwich � and coffee
Fired eggs and bread
Beans and yam

The heart of man is wicked.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!
Attached below is a picture of the pears I got for 2k in Ondo state. Is it a good buy or a I was cheated? How much will this quantity of pears cost in your area?

The pears are much, I can't eat them all. If there's any body interested in buying this, do let me know. Coconuts and plantains too.

I got the one in a plate for #150.

Please share, thank you.

It's not about how much you earn. Live your life according to your budget.

NotKnown:
Aaaaahhhh, ladies be careful out there.

Let me write this, it might not be a popular opinion but just know this ladies.

Whenever someone wants to rape you and he's more powerful than you, there's always a probability that he will succeed.

Now here's what to do.

You might not like it but it's the truth.

If at first you try to fight off and you notice you can't win, just let him have his way.

Wanna know why?

If you struggle he'll have his way whether you like it or not. So relax prepare for it so you can get wet and he won't give you bruises.

Yes it's hard I know but at this point you will be raped or probably being raped anyway.

Now it doesn't end there.

While he's in the act thinking he has won, keep telling him how you're cooperating to let him "enjoy". By then he must have relaxed thinking he has won.

Now every man who's raping always wants to release or cum to signify end of the act to pacify the urge, you wait for that time to strike.

It takes about 7 secs to 20 secs for men's climax or the entire "releasing". This 13 secs is your window to act.

While he's in the process he's at his weakest physically and biologically. Gather the last energy you have been saving while he was committing the rape act, clinch your fist and hit him at the left side of his neck. There's a vein that carries blood from the heart to the brain. Hit it very well. He'll most likely pass out.

If he doesn't pass out, he'll be dazed seriously from the hit and also from the fact that he's just releasing or just released.

Hit him again there if you have the chance, now get up look for nearby weapons to completely immobilize him. Then go ahead to call the authorities.

One rapist down.


This act is if it's only one guy to a woman.

If it's more than one guy, use your discretion.

Thank you for this write up

Reckless driving.
Over speeding

What God cannot do does not exist. Congratulations.

Men should stop harassing women sexually. This dude won't tell us that he doesn't have a wife at home.

Strike everywhere in this country. God help us.

Wetin Musa no go see for gate

How should we know if the pregnancy is yours or not when you didn't invite us during the act. You are yet to be married but you've started cheating on your future wife. Congratulations on your new fatherhood. It's either you marry two wives or you let one go.

Too poor

Nowhere is safe in this country.

I really don't know when there's power supply or when there's blackout.

Doesn't make any difference.

Triangles1:
I don't know who receives curse more between Police and Nepa.

Police first then NEPA

effido666:
The transformer don arrest the man for stealing inside em house

Very funny...lol

Nothing shocks me anymore in Naija.

Looks yummy! A taste will convince me..

kiddkash:
when you were shouting harder harder faster faster,

you didn't know

This one got me laughing in Swahili..lol

Started dating at age 12. What is this world turning into?

So sad. RIP

Wahala be like river.

Two women just lost their husbands.

From grace to grass.

May God protect her until her family is located.

If all the clergy men will act like this.