₦airaland Forum

He's high on amala and ewedu

you're going to get many silly suggestion from perverts on nairaland who know nothing. why not take her go see a gynecologist? she might be having an imperforate hymen.

But our women can die for their zeeworld na, extraordinary everyday. I use to tell people that the Indians are worst animals, and are in no place to be acting love in movies, but like they say; women prefer to be deceived

SmartPolician:
I think what Nigeria needs is to allow health workers who finished from public institutions to leave Nigeria after practicing in Nigeria for at least 5 years.

However, they have to pay the Nigerian government an annual support fee of $5k for 5 years. This will go into funding more schools of health across the country, improving their research, improving the working conditions of health workers who still work in Nigeria and increasing the number of such schools across the country. It's a 50-50 deal.

As you siddon in your room now and making policy with your basket mouth, shouting yenyenyen. Have you paid your own loan back to the government? That's if you went to school, is it only med school that's subsidized. Even most med students pay higher than the regular students in our institutions.
Why you no carry rope go tie them down make dey no japa? When the buffons you people elected are increasing judiciary salary by 300%, the drs should sit down to pay loan to you na.
Nonsense!

That's a night adder pls, though venomous, their bites are rarely fatal.

fiercehillz:
I have been observing this tribal superiority war on this forum.

It is totally counter-productive and divisive.

Imagine a Scottish man claiming superiority over a Welsh... "nonsensical" to say the least.

More worrisome is that this baseless fight for superiority is always between two great ethnic groups in Nigeria...It is a big shame.

The big question is "can Africans see beyond their limitations, be their brother's keeper, talk progressively and compete economically with the rest of the world" instead of fighting for which ethnic group has the most female CEOs or which country has the best jollof rice.

Some people say our biggest challenge is our diversity...nah, that's easily our greatest strength...who thinks of tribe or ethnic differences when it comes to football or sport generally?.

Africa has leadership crisis ...that's all.

Haven't you noticed that the elite and greedy politicians don't use ethnicity as a prerequisite for looting...they all come together silently and intentionally to steal our common wealth while the average African best hope for a brighter future is to japa.

Be wise and break the chain of mental slavery and deceitful conditioning.

Shalom!.

The idea is usually propagated by non progressive individuals. Forget faceless forum, some of them are very miserable in life.

2shure:
It's better than tiger claws or lion claws. He would come out alive and stronger. No be abroad. If na naija. Na dead on arrival by our lazy doctors,even though the patient might be unconscious, they would just hurriedly pronounce the person dead on arrival.bunch of quacks parading as professionals in medical field in naija..he go survive am.nothing mega

You be real ode

SenecaTheYonger:
He won’t get good rate for 12 bucks tho. Lower denomination doesn’t get good rate. Unless you’re with $1OO bill. That’s when you get better rate

True that. I didn't even know the amount he's going to change anyway.

Abdulquadrimuha:
Help my Kaduna Nairalanders

Please is there any trusted and legitimate place I can exchange my US dollar to Naira?

This is my first time operating a dom account so when I went to withdraw my small dollar from the bank, to my surprise I was handed dollar bills lol.


Me I taught I would be given the naira equivalent ooo...

Now the issue is that it seems I have been cheated... Cos when I asked the banker that where could 8 change it he told me he doesn't know lol so I approached one attendant outside the bank and I eventually sold my 12 dollar for *1300*!!! Lol when exchange rate is 1593.. chai the thing pain me oo lol. But because I don't know my around this that y honestly...

So I'm seeking y'all advice please how do you think I can exchange my dollars to naira or where in Kaduna can I do such..

Thank you as I await responses.

Go to Hamdalla hotel, you'll see bureu d' change guys there with good rates. They will even start hustling you from the gate.

I know these idiots(consultants, SRs and Regs) who overused this boy will quickly look for a way to cover up there misdeeds.
Even if they escape human/life they will never escape God. They worked the young chap to death.
For those wondering if it's possible to have 72hrs call, yes, very possible in a drs life. People in the system already know. Ofcourse it will not be documented as 72hrs, but you can be tied down clearing emergency cases admitted in your call, especially in surgery department,where they have to operate, for the next 72hrs.

bluefilm:
Please can you suggest a better alternative to me?

I am in dire need of making some dollar payments.

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Maybe you can use chippercash card service or grey. Atleast if you encounter problem in those you'll have someone attend to you.
P.S. you can chat them up and ask if they cover the services you want,before you proceed to putting your money in them, because i have no stake in any of the above mentioned companies.

YoungCabal:
Fake it until you make it really worked for the founder of this payday app, I remember some years back, Favor Ori had one scandal with not paying interns and instructors he set up for some projects, man apologized and left twitter, came back and rebranded. I'm happy for him sha, hope he doesn't mess up again this time

Oh! I never knew he had such antecedent history. No wonder, he's paddling the same path tight now. This silly app they are marketing, if you fund mistakenly enter and you encounter issues, they won't respond to you in months. They have one of the most nonchalant customer care services in Nigeria at the moment. Atleast fix your service at home before expanding to another country. They can lock your funds for months without tangible excuse.
If any one doubts what I'm saying, check all their Twitter posts and barrage of complaints unattended.

Illuminatiship:
I prefer traditional religion to Islamic religion,any where you see 4Muslims just know say two or three mumu must dey there..

See as you expose your stupidity to everyone

[quote author=Mainblockent post=122507121][/quote]Joke of an app that you people are. Why not use this same energy to attend to the multitudes of complaints in your cc mailbox.
You ignore complaints for years and you come out here chasing clout. It's not your fault anyway, Nigeria gave room to misconduct from financial institutions, with no room for accountability.
I had your app before, but later had to delete the rubbish when i realized any time i complained, i am just talking to myself, but they keep sending unsolicited promo mails to me.
Alat by wema the most unserious bank of the century!

SavageResponse:
How were able to operate for so long without licenses?

A very good question. Why now?

WhizdomXX:
Good. I've always been wary of that flutterwave.

I've been using fluttterwave and never had any problem with them. The 86fb people are not flutterwave, but typical Nigerians looking for money doubling avenue won't do their due diligence. They have been operating in several countries, so why kenya? Weren't they aware they are not registered before now?
I don't trust the Kenyans one bit, it's just an opportunity for them to confiscate the huge sum under whatever guise

Sixfiguresmart:
Kenyans are worse than Nigerians. A country of about 40 million people only with the magnitude of corruption as strong as Nigeria is something to consider. They hate Nigerians. They have this inferiority complex and do everything to level up to Nigerians or subjugate Nigerians.

Kenyans are opportunists. Nigerians know little about their insidious lifestyle. They have no human feeling or conscience and they are overtly vindictive.

The women love Nigerians but for nefarious reasons. Just to use you to elevate themselves. Black maga. They have children wee too young (13, 14, 15 etc), and they have less value for marriage. A wife can decide to move her bag and leave your home without a notice.

Kenyans suffer from tribalism as Nigerians do but to an even larger scale. It is a rat race in Kenya. The mindset is rotten and they have less importance for morality.

The men are lazy and cowardly with a sense of entitlement. They lack basic Logically intelligence and lack innovative concepts. They are more about knowing WHERE you are from than taking a bath.

I invested in the country and everything went with the wind. Not a good place for NIGERIAN investors. Some Nigerians find a way, but each one to his grainfield.

Some Nigerian crooks send their offsprings there for education and loot stashing. Flutterwave should have read the basic lines. Business investors should conduct their research before cash flow.

Infact, you just finished everything about them. My few short trips to the country make me see Nigeria as way far better than some of these countries. Right from the airport you'll be welcomed to kenyan corruption at every point in time, and they have a habit of always wanting to tax you in dollars. I see them as lazy set of people who depends on tourists coming to their country for survival.

Odewaleadesoye:
Thank you so much for this Sir.
I will do just that.

Uwc sir

Odewaleadesoye:
Thank you Sir.
They didn't even tell me anything.
They only said that they've closed for the day and they won't come tomorrow (Friday) until Monday.

Sorry about your ordeal. I think you went about it the wrong way. You don't need to see an ENT consultant concerning ear wax problem. Infact, you dont need any referral. You ought to have gone straight to the emergency. There is usually an on-call ent resident that can be called to attend to you.
Impacted ear wax is a minor procedure which even an ent nurse can do.
Though they should have put you through, but typical Nigerian worker, too lazy to understand your plight, just sees a consult addressed to the consultant, and told you to come on their clinic days, without explaining why.
On the other hand, even in advanced countries to see a consultant, you'll have to book an appointment and be put on a waitlist, so this is not peculiar to naija alone.
Finally, if you think you need immediate intervention for the ear wax, go tomorrow to a&e, but this time without a consult. I believe you'll be attended to, except if fth gombe has changed from what I used to know.

SporaD8:
Everyone condemning the Nurse action can now see why hospitals normally reject patients or practically watch as their patients die?!
Possibly the Surgeon was not around.
The Patient was in a pretty bad shape and needs urgent attention!
Her people couldn't source for hospital bills and
the hospitals-should-try-and-save-lives-first crew were on his neck...,
Out of compassion and good intentions, The nurse decided to try his best. Now his best of intentions have landed him in prison while those motivating him to save lives first her the first to accuse him of murder!

You obviously don't know what you're saying. Fibroid is not a life threatening disease, so stop making excuses for the impersonator.
It's only in Nigeria that people don't know their boundary, even if patient is in critical condition you don't take a decision you can not handle.

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Oga you can advertise your trove link and sell your blue/red print without this annoying lengthy posts of yours. If nobody tells you you're becoming a nuisance can't you figure out. Sometimes i prefer no comment at all to a meaningless lengthy one. You can open your own thread for that purpose and direct your followers to View it. Just an advice. No need to mention.

IyaTola:
This so true those that have ears let them hear

You this man or woman what do you gain by using different monikas to quote and reply people and yourself. Some of us are very observant of your shenanigans, dont think for a moment you're covered. You go by different names: yazg, quinmod, leeza, hamach, lauraklassic, and many more. You move from every section of nairaland from nsempa, to nyse, to romance, sexuality, job, cryptos, family section and all. What is actually your aim? Are u also pascopel.?
For the common unsuspecting persons(s) out here this individual exhibits all traits of a scammer, so be careful.
I hardly do this but d way it's going some people might fall for d trick, if not fallen already. Be guided. Everyone can check out those few names i mentioned, though modified, you'll find a similar pattern.
NB: for the culprit, don't bother replying me cos u won't get any frm me. Back to obs.

This is looking like Split personality disorder.
Seek help.[/quote]I tell you, serious emergency help fa. Very inconsistent human being.

pozehnani:
Hi young ladies in the house. Please this is to alert you guys on how people are being robbed these days.

My choir member ( a young girl) was robbed few days ago by a potential client. She's into catering and does breakfast for companies on request as well.

This lady met a guy sometime last month or thereabout and they exchanged contact. The guy was always calling her but she would tell him she's busy due to the nature of her biz. So, this prompted the guy to ask what she's into and she told him. Fast forward to a week ago, the guy said he wants her to cater for his staff breakfast at the office and asked for a quotation. She couldn't do the draft and send via WhatsApp as usual because the contract was a huge one. So they agreed to meet one on one to discuss better.

The D day came and she told the guy she would be coming with a friend, he said it was fine. She later got another of her friend to join them making them three girls. So they set out in an Uber. When they got to where the guys were ( Onikan police station in ikoyi) they alighted from the taxify and entered the guys car. Immediately they drove past the station, she said they put the car on child lock. She said it dawned on her immediately that they had entered one chance.

The guys were three in number. The guy immediately changed his tone and began to collect their stuff. He collected iphone, her friends iPhone and Android, their purses with cash in it, chains and even asked if she has an iPod. when she tried to ask what she did, the guy slapped her across the face.

They collected her friends' ATM card and requested for the pin. They said one of them would go and withdraw the money and if they find out the pin is not correct, they'll shoot them all. After she gave them the pin, they changed their eful. Not every one who claims to be a client is actually one.

I'm still shocked.

They should report to the bank and possibly the bank whose atm was used. They can get the images of the thieves, if they are lucky. Every atm has a hidden cctv. The iPhone can also be used to trace them

Reference:
Commercial layers produce sterile eggs. They will not hatch.

Yes, thanks i'm aware of that, may be should have added a sarcastic smiley to my statement. I know they can't produce any chick.

Osmotouch:
Mod, please help me move this to front page

I bought this crate of eggs not less than 2 weeks ago and after 5days the eggs started to change and on the 9th day this is the nature of the eggs. Am totally confused but my friend is suggesting that it could be because I covered it, and yesterday I saw the woman that sold to me and complained to her but she was surprised saying the remainder of the eggs is still here and nothing has happened to them.


Please I need answers because I bought a crate to save money.

What you have done to those eggs is called incubation, and can help devel9p them to chicks if well controlled

nio68:
which tradomedical school you finish from?

I wonder o, those cushingoid symptoms he's referring to only occur on long term usage of steroids.

sagna112:
My name is Uche a 100Level supposed medicine and surgery student of a Nigerian University, I used to be very brilliant and that was what instigated me to apply for Medicine and Surgery after acquiring an aggregate score of 270 in both JAMB and POST-UTME Examinations, I was then admitted a years ago into a university.

I am the only child of my parents, they have spent so much on me just to make sure I become a doctor, dad had to sell one of his plots of land to pay for my registration fees, purchase a brand new laptop, a phone and clothes for me and all my needs, Mum who has no job since she was sacked by the state government will always try to send the little that will pass through her, when I think of the way she announced to her friends when I gained admission to study Medicine it brings tears from my eyes.

It will be an injustice on me to be blamed or for me to blame myself, I know the effort I have also made, I have always taken my studies serious, I never missed any lecture, I neither miss assignments nor tests, I sit at the front of the class, I don't keep bad gangs, I have never attended a party, sometimes I do RTDB (Read Till Day Break), what is then my offense? why me?

At the end of my 100 level Second semester my CGP was reading 4.2 without a single carryover, I was very happy because I thought I had scaled through the danger zone.

The unexpected occurred when I logged into the school portal at the end of my Second Semester Examination to check my result, I cleared all the courses with A's and B's but a course was reading Carryover, I nearly fainted when I saw the result, it was a biology course I offered in second semester to me the course was the simplest of all. I did not inform my parents because I din not want to dishearten them.

The school resumed, so I went to my HOD and complained, she took me to the Exam office who searched thoroughly for my script and from what I saw it was obvious I failed, I scored 32% and was asked to change department, my HOD advised that I go to Biological Sciences, my eyes were filled with tears.

How do I tell my parents this, it only mean I have brought shame to them. I have remained in school since then crying from one angle to another I don't know whether to go home to my parents to inform them of the truth or keep telling them lies.

I need your sincere advice.

Well you need all the supports you can get now. You see, what happened to you is a normal phenomenon in med school. Infact sometimes if it happens earlier it's milder and better than when you are neck-deep close to your finals, where even your enemies already accept defeat that u r a dr.
The issue is there is need for proper orientation of aspiring/prospective med students about the risks involved in the course, as well as parent so that they won't mount too much pressure on the children.
It's very easy to get withdrawn in medicine, I've seen genuses get thrown out over minor short falls in their expectation. In fact people thrown out in medicine usually become 1st class products in other departments with less effort than they put in medicine.
That's just by the way, as for the advice, you can't keep something like this away frm ur parents. Even if you do, for how long? For quick recovery, open up to them, tell them how it all happened. They will definitely be sad, but in the end they r still your parents, so they will understand. Don't start at this early stage living a life of denial, it won't get you far.
If u really believe you can do it, try and take another jamb to secure a place, then start afresh. Dont look at your previous mates, some of them will come back to u or later become ur junior. But if u must do this brace up for the ride, medicine is not for the chicken hearted. The road is very rough. The sciences are the easiest task in your path, when u start the pre clinical be ready for stiff competition. If u r lucky to escape then buckle up for the clinical.
All i've said is not to scare or discourage you, but to let you know the reality. Everything can be done if you know yourself and pray hard.
You can also decide to opt for other courses, afterall no be by medicine.
Wish you luck as u advance through life.

You should check your blood sugar preferably fbs, polyphagia is one of the early symptoms of diabetes