This na 100k job

USA is in gas shortage.

Fact that it's stared clearly as "ASUU" but people are still typing "ASSU" surprises me.

Why does she likes folks with weird names??

Which one is that boss

RICHOLAC:
God bless you � OP. Please is there any better App for Logo creation, either in Android or for Windows 7,8 formats?
For instance I have this Android app that has helped me alot in creating Fliers, flex designs etc using my TecnoSpark. I have made alot of Fortune designing with it.

Also laptops are not allowed in the camp at all.. but there are ways to skip camp if you can bribe right.

How old are you??
You can determine to co.e back for nysc after your PG,
But you won't get an exemption certificate if you graduated before 30.
Talking about the future, remember what happens to many politicians that skipped NYSC.

Igolonwaanyi:
Hello House!

So I graduated in 2019, and since then I've been working as a Google publisher. I'm thinking of registering for NYSC this November batch but I've some pressing questions.

As a Google Publisher, I write and publish contents daily. This is not something I can do with my phone as it's pretty much complex. I tried employing someone few months ago, but the drive the person had was below my expectations, same with the results. So I've been wondering, can I go to NYSC camp with a laptop? I can't afford to stop working for three weeks.

Secondly, is it possible to abandon my service halfway? I don't see the possibility of completing it as my papers are being processed for living in overseas. At the most, six months time I wouldn't be in Nigeria.

Thirdly, I graduated with a first class degree. Though I don't think I'm going to continue in that academic route (I intend doing an MFA in creative writing) instead of what I studied (Linguistics), is the NYSC certificate important to me?

I don't see myself studying in Nigeria. Still, I don't know what the future holds.

If you're in my shoes what'd you do?

Thanks!

The wife doesn't want to move to the village. This shows she's not from the same place as the husband... He can't sell a house in town to build one in the Village..

Oga the write up clearly states that there is a will.. but the pressure is high now. But the cash available in the house won't have any record atall for whoever takes it away. Maybe later they will go to court sha

TMTR:
So you mean to tell me that this man had no will before he died, mehn that's so unsophisticated.

I already have a will even as young as I am and it's regularly updated as I acquire new assets and my family and circle becomes bigger by the day. I just don't know what is wrong with Africans and their reluctance to write a will, now look, a will would have prevented all these happening right now

Not stipend but feeding in the camp

Officialgarri:
I guess asides corp member's monthly allowance, some still get paid by their PPA....

Prisoners don't..... However, they are still human

Damn nigga!! Ok I thought about that too but aren't Nigerian girls collecting 50k to act porn? Why budget that high?? Just use iPhone 11 and good lighting.. let's say, with 300k you should get 5 videos on a channel. Let's collaborate but one thing I feel about making a girl act porn is that, she might just repent one day (hence Change is constant) feel so bad about the situation then take a gun straight to ur place and shoot you. So it's better to get a lady already existing in the business... So xvideo pay content creators based on the ads viewed by viewers of ur videos mostly. So u must not use a high definition camera. But iPhone is just fine.. then promote the links mostly to Nigerians and Asian guys... mail me let's collaborate if possible emdisofficial@gmail.com

How'd this hot to the front page?

Take up a course on Nigerian open university, or other open schools.. obtaining a bachelor degree is good in all you wanna do in life. Some of my former course mates were above 50 yrs yet they came back to school.. if u can't go back to school, that means you aren't humble enough to even marry a lady with a bachelor's degree.. she will use her own mouth to call u an iliterate one day... She will hide ur educational background among her colleagues and low key be embarrassed about getting married to you..

GraciousGod190:

i understand you sir, when I heard it yesterday I was hurt deep down. I felt low, felt intimidated.
i do love my girlfriend, but how can a 36 year old man goes back to school because he wants to get married to a girl?.

i can make other meaningful sacrifices, but definitely not This.
thanks.

Okay, former Education is crucial.. please find a lady with ssce so you will train her after marriage, Cox this your marriage will not work. The lady will insult as time goes on. U can go back to school as well.

GraciousGod190:
Am hurt, 4 years relationship about to go down the drain.first time meeting her parents was last week Sunday, they did welcome me with a smiling face.
After all the introductions and making my intentions known to them I like to marry their daughter.

my girlfriend called me on phone yesterday that she's coming over, which she did and start saying that her elder bro and her mum is kicking against our marriage. i asked why? she said because am an Ssce holder.

yes I might be an Ssce holder, but am self employed doing well for myself (I noi de beg to chop) isn't that enough.

can't an Ssce holder marries a bsc, msc or a phd holder.
why the discrimination towards a brother because of a white man education?
because of a white sheet of paper.

They are lucky its not in Nigeria. They would display their faces like cenema

So he eventually fired you? Hence, "Your former boss"

pocohantas:
Wish?

My former boss was a very big jerk. Anyone that knows me personally would know how much I complained of this man.

He would insult you and threaten you with a query. Once he is coming into the office, everybody would be looking for where to hide. When he enters the lunchroom, you will immediately lose your appetite, because the way you are chewing the meat sef can earn you query.

One day I had enough. I was only 3 months on the job and he started bullying me as usual. So I turned and asked him if he has ever wondered why everyone turns dumb when he walks into the office. I asked him if my salary would be added to his own when and if I resign, because I wanted to understand his reason for frustrating me. I told him everyday I remember I would see him, I feel like absconding from duty.

He kept asking me “Is it me you are talking to?”, I said YES. What are you going to do? Give me a query? Go ahead, type it. That is your system in front of you.

When I was done ranting, another colleague who was on the same level with him stood up and gave me a handshake. Kinda like, THANK YOU FOR BELLING THE CAT!!

My boss looked at me, switched off his system and closed for the day.

My colleagues told me to wait for my query. One week later, nothing. One month, nothing.

Instead he started asking me if my iPhone charger is original and why I drive very fast. He kept looking for my face to the point of telling me to keep using my red lipstick. I never knew he noticed my lipstick colour.

There is no boss I can’t tell what is on my mind. My ED once told me if I don’t perform well, I would be dropped. I told him I will go home then. Everyone turned to look at me.

At ATBU tuition is 315k for the 3 sessions.. I have a receipt with me

Is this man not an ibo man??

Matheusmartin:
...
Tull tomorrow, I still do not understand what Emiefele was trying to do here..

They need counseling!! WTH who wrote this story?? Nice write-up as I couldn't skip a line.

In this inflated economy. Starting a business is worse! Let him use 1 to 2 M and bribe for another job. Maybe a federal government replacement job.

You did not mention that custom could seize the cars

Tell your husband to be travelling to U.S and be buying cars and car parts, then load onto a container, ship to Lagos and sell it. It is a lucrative business if he wants that. All he needs to invest is around 3 million naira out of the 6 million. He will surely make cool 7-800 thousand naira profit on each trip he makes to the United States.

Let me know if you need my help doing this business.

Lol see complement Koh insult

BKsoul:
It means that your head is 'turninonitsown'....

They're kinda cute tho!

BKsoul:
You for kuku say we dey suffer elephantiasis.... ori e ti daru...

abeg interpret the last sentence.

Hahaha

2braithe:


Which one is big legs?
Yam leg is yam leg biko

Lol you don't know how he knew you are igbo?? Is it that difficult to identify an igbo girl?they kinda have big legs with a yummy facial appearance. Mostly, fair in complexion.

pocohantas:


Please keep quiet, you first-to-comment-politics-section-hoodlum. I said he asked me in Igbo. That should tell you I transcribed his question into English for the sake of non-Igbo readers. His question and my response were both in Igbo. Anything tribal, your antenna will just stand.

I laughed and rolled on the floor � your roommate is a scammer and you are hilarious with ur specific explainations

Jamahyel:
i saw a friend request on Facebook from one fine girl i didn't Know. We started chatting and she was giving me all the attention u can think of. I was so proud i had to show the girl to my roommate,it was just both of us in the room,his bed facing mine across the other side. But funny never spoke on phone with the girl we only chatted on Facebook for close to a month, and she claimed she was coming to see me along the line from lag, mind you i was in kwara then. I told my roommate and he was always there the entire time but i didnt notice cos i was love struck by this mystery girl. He always suggested what i should do to the girl, like send her transport and the one he pondered upon was i should buy her a phone then blackberry Q10 so he could help me deliver to her when he goes to lag cos he stays in lag but i declined.i could see disappoint in his eyes but i couldn't fathom still yet. I almost bought that phone, but thank God i didn't. He was the girl i was chatting with all that while.

Imagine Whatsapp and Facebook all down. I hate Monopoly

Americans says renting a car here is so expensive.. maybe they wanna limit carbon emissions here to preserve the Maui weather!

Omo e no easy to server ur father land in this country o�

Nope, the problem is your inability to see reality.. psychologically, people may see the truth and still believe what they have been stereotyped to believe.. can you at least Google the most developed African nations? You will see countrie like Seychelles, Cape Verde, South Africa, Morocco. Meanwhile, a large population of black nations like Nigeria, Cameron, Uganda and co. Still living like animals with no basic infrastructure like electricity, water system, etc. Inferior-rubbish

HellVictorinho:



The problem is your inferiority complex

The problem is with black and not Africa. All white African nations are well developed, equiped with all major Western kinda infrastructures, even though they don't have natural resources!