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Lol see complement Koh insult

BKsoul:
It means that your head is 'turninonitsown'....

They're kinda cute tho!

BKsoul:
You for kuku say we dey suffer elephantiasis.... ori e ti daru...

abeg interpret the last sentence.

Hahaha

2braithe:
Which one is big legs?
Yam leg is yam leg biko

Lol you don't know how he knew you are igbo?? Is it that difficult to identify an igbo girl?they kinda have big legs with a yummy facial appearance. Mostly, fair in complexion.

pocohantas:
Please keep quiet, you first-to-comment-politics-section-hoodlum. I said he asked me in Igbo. That should tell you I transcribed his question into English for the sake of non-Igbo readers. His question and my response were both in Igbo. Anything tribal, your antenna will just stand.

I laughed and rolled on the floor � your roommate is a scammer and you are hilarious with ur specific explainations

Jamahyel:
i saw a friend request on Facebook from one fine girl i didn't Know. We started chatting and she was giving me all the attention u can think of. I was so proud i had to show the girl to my roommate,it was just both of us in the room,his bed facing mine across the other side. But funny never spoke on phone with the girl we only chatted on Facebook for close to a month, and she claimed she was coming to see me along the line from lag, mind you i was in kwara then. I told my roommate and he was always there the entire time but i didnt notice cos i was love struck by this mystery girl. He always suggested what i should do to the girl, like send her transport and the one he pondered upon was i should buy her a phone then blackberry Q10 so he could help me deliver to her when he goes to lag cos he stays in lag but i declined.i could see disappoint in his eyes but i couldn't fathom still yet. I almost bought that phone, but thank God i didn't. He was the girl i was chatting with all that while.

Imagine Whatsapp and Facebook all down. I hate Monopoly

Americans says renting a car here is so expensive.. maybe they wanna limit carbon emissions here to preserve the Maui weather!

Omo e no easy to server ur father land in this country o�

Nope, the problem is your inability to see reality.. psychologically, people may see the truth and still believe what they have been stereotyped to believe.. can you at least Google the most developed African nations? You will see countrie like Seychelles, Cape Verde, South Africa, Morocco. Meanwhile, a large population of black nations like Nigeria, Cameron, Uganda and co. Still living like animals with no basic infrastructure like electricity, water system, etc. Inferior-rubbish

HellVictorinho:
The problem is your inferiority complex

The problem is with black and not Africa. All white African nations are well developed, equiped with all major Western kinda infrastructures, even though they don't have natural resources!

ASUU chairmen will not forget this man in a hurry!

Nice one. They say put ur money where ur mouth is.. this na investment, remember, if super eagles qualifies for World cup, More passenger and more market for Airpeace as he flies the super eagles�

In Nigeria, if u break her heart, is same as winning a soul for Christ.�

The entire population of Cape Verde is 400k compare to Nigeria with over 200 million �

If you can't speak Hausa,
Don't know or have any relative in KD,

Better maintain your job there o.

Na why chioma take kill that CEO of supertv

franklingud:
Bro, my point is that he shouldn't have paid the girl before service.
He shouldn't have masturbated in her presence.
If he should pay before service then he would have paid in cash. Show the girl say money is available but don't give her until they kpansh finish then pay the girl.
In the end everybody wins

Damn! See werey nah!! I'm really happy about the way you handled this situation. She must have taken you to be the foolish guy ever amd she wisest.. even tried to blackmail you

Crossroad1:
She said she knows this is a chicken change to me that I can let it go since she will be coming back tomorrow as a girlfriend
We were supposed to make up in the sitting room and my front door wasn't locked, it was just jammed cos no one will even come to knock your door not to talk of opening it..
So I got angry and told her to make the transfer, she was like, you are already raising your voice handsome. Abi eleyi ti ment ni?
Madam, do transfer joor and she said she will shout rape if am not careful,i just laughed..
There is a camera in my sitting room and as if I know something like this was gonna happen, I did the transfer backing my camera so the transaction can be seen..
She didn't notice the camera until I showed her, I even showed her on my phone as the camera still records..
Madam use shame do my transfer back to me, I took the takeaway she was supposed to leave with and the perfume I recently bought that I kept in my sitting room that she said she liked and I told her to take it with my hand chain.. Omo mhen, agro na bastard.. I was just saying, take it, take it.. But the babe set die, slim, chocolate, tall..
Wey I Don already plan standing missionary with that height..
She asked for Uber money to go back.. Uber kor, urban area ni... I just told her to go before I loose my temper..
I collected everything I gave her..
So when she exited the gate, I believed she had a rethink and said OK, she will agree to the sex that she is sorry...
Alaye, carry your wahala and body dey go, man's no longer hot..
And the thing is, once you exit the gate and you try coming back in, you will need a security code again, she keep begin me to help her generate another for her to come in, O.Y.O..
so na so she just waste my yesterday o and I really like that girl, he pain me self say I no yansh am but well, we moveeeeee..
Pics 1-the camera
Pics 2,3,4, the environment

Ps: if you dey oral estate and your car dey the pics, abeg no vex. But a quick, I still no understand why everybody dey mind their business for here..

But the issue still goes back to the politicians.. Nigeria has the highest numbers of poor people.. psychologically, there are more dishonest people due to the kind of families they were brought up from, hard life = hardened heart.. everyone is looking for a way outta poverty and the society is also oppressing the poor while respecting the rich.. you wanna get more honest employees, you gotta dig down on their upbringings, though l, genetic/hereditary factors still plays a role irrespective of social background.[quote author= post=105352338]Can you just imagine this wickedness and calamity
Like wtf!
*HOME TRUTH*

*On every level, Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria*.
Read along to understand our reasons for saying so......

I run a manufacturing business and a trading business.
The biggest challenge in my manufacturing business is not power, or infrastructure, the biggest challenge is getting honest staff. Everyone we hire appears to be on a mission to steal as much as possible. Inflated invoices, recording less than the actual number of units produced. The worst part of it all is that all the fraud we've uncovered is not done by a single person, it's usually many staff who collude with each other, from production, to sales, to finance, even top management. There was a year I overhauled management 3 times in a year.........
But me, I've found a solution sha, I now use Indian management. So competent, so honest and so straightforward. I thought they were expensive at first with all the visa fees, accommodation, house staff, but now that losses due to staff theft have been reduced to a minimum, and efficiency increased, the Indian management has turned out to be cheaper than the previous Nigerian management. Now, all sensitive positions involving money go to Indians. Nigerians are only allowed in non-sensitive positions. I used to criticize companies like Dangote Group that hire so many Indians when there are many unemployed Nigerians, but now, I understand their decision.

My biggest challenge in the trading business is the same, getting honest staff. The form of trading occurs in the open market, and involves staff having access to huge sums of money running into a few millions. I know how much I pay to security companies to provide escorts for the staff, not to prevent robbery, but to ensure that the staff go straight to the bank to deposit the money after the day's sales and not disappear with my money. This money spent on security companies is even enough to be declared as profit. We have to spend on CCTV, biometric scanners and other things that wouldn't be needed if staff weren't looking for the slightest opportunity to steal.

It got so bad at a point that my main criteria for employing staff was no longer competency but honesty. At least, competency and skills can be learnt, but once you're dishonest, you're dishonest.

We always complain of the economy and how there are no jobs. I know people abroad who would have loved to set up job creating businesses in Nigeria but they can't because they can't get any trustworthy person to run it.

I know people in Nigeria with so much money, they want to start factories and other job-creating businesses but they can't because they are occupied elsewhere and can't get any trustworthy person to run the business. So instead of investing in the real sector and creating jobs, they'll just buy treasury bills, while the thieves are shouting no jobs.

Many big businesses would have been born in Nigeria if we could engage in partnerships, but we cant because you can't trust anyone. This is one advantage the Indians and Lebanese have over us in Nigeria. They can pull resources together and do mega-business, unlike Nigerians that because only one person must do everything since we can't partner, end up with small, tiny businesses.

Start a poultry and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an entertainment/viewing/game center and they'll be pocketing your money. On the days you're around at the business, the money realized will be x10 of the money realized when you're not around..... Because they're eating your money.

Lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even ordinary provisions shop, they will find a way to steal.

You'll see them with that their evil, wicked saying "na where person dey work, na there e dey chop, na e make dem dey callam workchop/workshop"...... Just imagine, justifying theft at work.

And you'll see these people point their crooked fingers at politicians when they're not any different. I usually say the reason most Nigerians haven't stolen billions of government money, is simply lack of opportunity.

*On every level, Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria*.[/quote]

The problem is bad economy. As long as that exists, investors will always look for ways to sign out of ur country hence ur currency is becoming valueless, can't you see the Ghana's economy RT now? Investors have confident there now

atiku07:
if it belongs to the Indians then the Government is doing something right for once then. The Indians are known for their fraudulent ways same way one of them bought Volkswagen of Nigeria in the pretext that they want to go into CKD and even got import waivers and forex pampering at the end of the day they ended up importing a fully built Volkswagen from India that to me is fraud. Why because they denied us the technical know how and various advantages local industries could benefit by supply stuffs like radiator and other plastic matreials there by providing jobs to the populace

These are companies belonging to mostly Indians, probably they are moving their monies outta Nigeria. Due to bad economy

All you have to do is sell the phone. And put the money in a piggy vest or something... What will you do with spark3 after 6 month from now...

Spiritual217:
See bar

Damn nigga!! The man has over 8 companies and you assume Tesla is the only source of income he's got!

It ought to be donated by the bank or financial institutions that offered them the POS, even if they should pay install mentally

Grace001:
As a pos operator in Nigeria, you ought to be smart by having mercury light fake money detector in your shop/office.

It’s very affordable, had it been this pos operator have the mercury light he would have detected that the money is fake.

SavageResponse:
If she were a good person she would not suddenly become incommunicado know fully well that someone staked his reputation to get her a loan!

there are some situations you can't explain to anyone coz no one will be believe. That's how some people commits suicide.. she knows that the money isn't too high or above what the guy can not pay back..

illitracy:
Contact me I can help you with her exact location. you figure out how to meet her yourself. My conclusion will be based on daily movement and back at bed time.

Free service so don't worry

I only need phone number or email.

pls share me ur email.

Ugonna62:
Very simple,come to our office with her phone numbers,e-mail adress and other verifiable accounts,we will track her down immediatly anywhere she is,dont panic the situatuation is not hopeless at all,we have some of such ungratefull fellows here.ok next time be very carefull with people in this regards.

which office is that??

If you believe she was a good person, pls Pay back the money, she' might be going through a lot.. when things get back to normal, she might look for you. And in case shes going through a lot, even after you might have spent more money to get her apprehended, you might still not get anything from her hence she has nothing.

Sugardick:
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