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EducationRe: Useless, cringe-worthy Degrees? by emekaxy: 12:58pm On Jan 03, 2014
promisechild: Senseless and stupid post

Point of correction all courses offered in the university has it own usefulness do u think been a graduate is all about working under someone?
If ur thought is like that am sorry to tell you that u have missed the road.

No knowlege is a waste
See how people when study Theology they like this post......chai
PoliticsRe: Which State Governor Deserves The Award For Best Performing Governor In 2013 by emekaxy: 10:31am On Dec 27, 2013
padeolu: All South-West Governors
APC thinz..............Nigerians knows how to introduce tribalism into any discussion.
EducationRe: FUTO Senate Approves Updated 2012/2013 Academic Calendar by emekaxy: 5:31pm On Dec 21, 2013
1. Try to be in school at most 3rd Jan.

2. Check the up school business area for past questions and answers its very important, also ask some people above you for past questions and answers.

3. Before you return to school if you know any one in d same dept with u but above u in level ask them to bring you past questions and answers on their way back to school.

4. Go to night class read, jack until you see Benzene ( you know what i mean)

5. Connect yourself with some good students and form a discussion group

Goodluck
PoliticsJonathan ‘s Reply To Obasanjo by emekaxy(op): 8:31am On Dec 21, 2013
Former President Olusegun
Obasanjo
For over ten days now the
polity has been suffused with
the verbiage of the letter
written by former President
Olusegun Obasanjo to
President Goodluck Jonathan.
The latter has been under
pressure to respond to the
issues Obasanjo raised in his
letter. And for a while, it
seemed the silence from the
presidency implied consent, or
that the President was too
dazed by the vitriolic content
of the letter to respond.
But yesterday, the President
broke his worrisome silence,
when he called a press
conference and read out a
lengthy reply to the Ota
farmer. To be fair to President
Jonathan, he tried to clear the
fog on some of the issues, but
not without throwing some
jabs here and there at the
former president.
I captured some, yes, some of
the details in the response of
the President. He started like
this:
“His Excellency Chief Olusegun
Okikiola Matthew Obasanjo,
former President of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria.
You must have wondered if I
did not know what to reply you
after you published what has
become your latest act of
infamy, in the name of a letter
titled “Before it is Too Late”
which you wrote to me.
Sir, I must confess that your
letter took me unawares. As a
respected Statesman, I did not
expect this unbecoming means
of communicating with me, if
the essence was not to play to
the gallery.
The other confession I must
make is that some of the
issues and accusations you
made against me, were
complete news to me. I have
long set up committees to
investigate the accusations
and the reports are already
coming in.
Before I deal on the specifics of
your letter, permit me to say
that, Sir, you must purge
yourself of the overflowing
messianic complex you have
always operated in. Yes, I had
said that after God and my
parents, you are the next most
important person in my life.
But that did not mean you are
my God or the provider of my
oxygen. When goats are sold,
the owner releases the rope.
But you have chosen to hold
on to the rope most
tenaciously. That is the
problem.
Indeed, we would have ignored
you completely after your dear
daughter, Dr Iyabo Obasanjo-
Bello, helped to put most of the
issue in the right political
perspectives in her own letter
to you. But we needed to do
this for the records.
I am somewhat disappointed
that you are lamenting my
performance in government.
His Excellency, I am sure we
would have moved at a faster
pace if the right foundation
was laid while you were in
charge.
As for the issue of whether or
not I will seek re-election in
2015, I am bemused that you
are making a huge drama out
of this even when you know I
am constitutionally permitted
to seek re-election. I cannot
remember the incidents of my
said promise not to seek re-
election. But even if I did sir,
am I not entitled to change of
mind on any issue depending
on the currency of information
available to me? I do not
expect you to be basing your
conclusions, at your level, on
the so-called fantasy of Body
language.
And pray, were we not all
witnesses of how you tried to
manipulate the National
Assembly to offer you the
illegal third term chance?
Senator Ken Nnamani is still
alive.
It is pure mischief powered by
uncharitable inclinations to
accuse me of “double game’ in
the support of gubernatorial
candidates in some states. I
personally participated in the
campaigns of all our
candidates. If they lost the
elections, I cannot be blamed
for that, as I am resolved to
distance myself from
manipulating electoral
outcomes as it used to be in
the past… you know what I
mean
You made me look like the
prince of corruption because of
the ancient malaise of crude oil
theft. Sir, it did not start with
me. I have tried to combat it.
There are many committees
and task forces in place to
check the roguery. Besides, it
is even exaggerated under me.
Did you not hear that the
garrulous CBN governor, who
raised the false alarm of
missing $49.8 Billion has eaten
the humble pie by recanting?
But sir, with all sense of
modesty, this does not
compare with the degree of
sleaze that characterized the
PTDF scam between you and
your former Vice, Alhaji Atiku
Abubakar. We did not forget.
We have reformed the EFCC to
be an indiscriminate fierce
attack dog, unlike when it was
reduced to a weapon against
enemies.
As for the crisis in the PDP, we
know of supposed elders who
have been fraternizing with the
renegade governors, the
reason they were recalcitrant
and irreconciliable. You can
only force a horse to the river,
you cannot force it to drink
water. These renegade
governors simply refused to
drink water at the bank of
reconciliation.
I am a Knight of the Anglican
Church. I have never plotted to
shed blood for any reason. No I
have never. Therefore, the
phantom alarm of training of
killers are nothing but a tale
from the mountains. Only the
naïve are taken in by them.
God will judge such accusers
harshly.
By the Grace of Almighty God, I
will finish well and strong. My
good people of Nigeria are
behind me, contrary to what
you may wish to think. I have
told the Christian Association
of Nigeria (CAN) and Jama’atu
Nasril Islam (JNI) to ensure that
they announce national fasting
of forty days and forty nights
to thwart all the plans of the
enemies of Nigeria, no matter
who they are.
That they must declare that no
weapon fashioned against
Nigeria, be it from Boko Haram
or whoever, will prosper.
Finally, let me assure you that
the transformation agenda of
my government has been
attracting international
investors and in no time, the
entire nation will soon become
one large construction and
industrial yard. We shall all be
witnesses.
Please accept my best
assurances of …”
Just as the President finished
reading the letter to pressmen,
his spokesman, Dr Rueben
Abati , looking agitated with
creases on his forehead,
stepped out to co-ordinate the
question and answer session,
as over a dozen hands were
already up, desirous to fire
follow-up questions at Mr
President.
Abati was just announcing the
modality of the question and
answer session, when the loud
blast of a heavy duty truck
woke me from my deep sleep,
as my house is by the
roadside. As I sprung up, I was
looking for President Jonathan,
asking breathlessly, “where is
he, where is the president?”,
and my children began to ask if
I was alright. It was only then I
realized I have been dreaming.
Hmmmmm.

Source:
www.thisdaylive.com/articles/jonathan-8216-s-reply-to-obasanjo/167021/
PoliticsObasanjo Fires Again, Warns Jonathan: ‘keep Your Reply, Save Nigeria!’ by emekaxy(op): 6:25am On Dec 15, 2013
As the Presidency prepares a
reply to the 18-page letter
written by former President
Olusegun Obasanjo to
President Goodluck Jonathan
on the state of the nation,
indications emerged,
yesterday, that the former
leader was not expecting any
reply but action from Jonathan.
A competent source told
Sunday Vanguard that
Obasanjo was more interested
in Jonathan addressing the
core issues he raised in his
letter rather than getting a
reply to his damning missive,
entitled, ‘Before it is too late’.
The source, which also denied
any breakfast meeting
between Obasanjo and
Jonathan in Nairobi, the capital
of Kenya, said the story was
made up by those who tried to
play down the importance of
the former leader’s letter.
The source said,”The truth of
the matter is that former
President Obasanjo is not
expecting President Jonathan
to reply him. Absolutely no.
The President did not consider
it needful to respond to
previous letters privately
written to him by the former
head of state and he does not
expect any reply to this one.
“I can tell you that Obasanjo
wrote the letter with the best
intentions for Jonathan and
Nigeria and what he wants
from the President is
courageous and timely actions
to save Nigeria from the brink.
That’s all.
“Obasanjo will be a happy
Nigerian if appropriate steps
are taken by President
Jonathan to address the
burning issues of corruption
and other challenges that
threaten to bring this country
down.
“There is absolutely no reason
to expect a reply from the
Presidency when previous
letters written to him were not
even acknowledged.”
It was however learnt, at the
weekend, that presidential
aides have drafted a response
to Obasanjo’s letter.
The response was said to be
awaiting Jonathan’s approval.
Asked to justify the breakfast
parley between the former
President and Jonathan in
Kenya on the day the bromide
of Obasanjo’s letter was
feasted on by the media, the
source said there was no
meeting between the two
leaders.
The source said that Obasanjo
and Jonathan only met by
chance and exchanged
pleasantries as they lodged in
the same hotel in Nairobi.
Obasanjo stirred controversy
when he wrote a letter to
Jonathan drawing his attention
to myriad of issues capable of
taking Nigeria to the brink if
not addressed.
But the Presidency fired back,
describing the letter as
inciting, provocative and self-
serving. Presidential
spokesman, Reuben Abati,
who’s issued a statement,
indicated that Jonathan would
make a formal response but
did not say when he would do
so.

Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/obasanjo-fires-warns-jonathan-keep-reply-save-nigeria/
HealthHow I Saved Life @ Accident Scene (with Pictures) by emekaxy(op):
On ma way to Bayelsa, we were along the dual Carriage way on the east west road btw Elele/Ahoada axis.

Along the line we noticed an accident involving a Bike on the other side of the dual cariage way leading to PH, i ordered my driver to stop and drive to the accident scene the mopol and i agreed to help and take them to a nearby hospital.

We got to d accident scene, behold Nigerians rushed out looking and no one agreed to torch them while on d ground with pains, injury and bloods.

We volunteered to help but insisted someone among them have to follow us to the nearest clinic because we didn't knw anywhere in d area, one man agreed to follow us, and we rushed them to Ekpedu hospital @ Ahoada, we assisted the nurses to bring them down, and gave the man money to load their phones and locate their friends and family.

Than we continue with our jouney.
EducationRe: Unilag Campus Pics by emekaxy: 2:52pm On Dec 14, 2013
toideve: If this is the so called UNILAG, then UNIBEN is finer
No wonder Jona name it Maulag because the swag that made it Unilag has be eroded long before now.
PoliticsRe: Political Indices And Calculations by emekaxy(op): 11:19am On Dec 14, 2013
♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥:
Z = Corruption..
Reason is N-I-G-E-R-I-A
You are also wrong.......
PoliticsRe: Political Indices And Calculations by emekaxy(op): 8:55am On Dec 14, 2013
PointB: The value of Z is goodluck or better still Goodluck!

Reason is as clear as daylight!
Wrong try again.........
RomanceRe: The Official Engagement :) by emekaxy: 8:28am On Dec 14, 2013
lorretta u: That's nice. You're right. He's into karate n stuff like that. PM for your invite to the wedding. We want old friends there smiley
Na wa for women oooh, the guy don freely propose with in church mind before u know she don carry dey broadcast everywhere.

The guy might want to keep it secret among him and his close friends and family members until the wedding for security reasons.

With this internet broadcast now before your know he will start receiving messages and calls from Ex, na wa oooooh.

Girl abeg try be your self abeg
Anyway congrats
PoliticsPolitical Indices And Calculations by emekaxy(op): 8:16am On Dec 14, 2013
Brain teaser:

Given X+Y+Z=P
Where P=Politics
X=Friend
Y=Enemy
If Z is a constant using Political indices, find the value of Z and give reason for your answer.
Good luck
RomanceRe: The Official Engagement :) by emekaxy: 4:15pm On Dec 13, 2013
lorretta u: Ok ok. Mmhmm *clears throat* chai how do I begin?
We met back in my first year in IMSU where he used to work. And we became fast friends. ( You can't help loving this man here) though I never saw this coming. Even after he traveled and we only kept in touch as friends. I used to think that's all we'd be.even though I loved him so and longed for more.I thought the distance couldn't let it be. I didn't know he had this all planned right from the beginning.

Fast forward a few years later. He made his intentions known. And the rest is history.
The pictures and kneeling down and all else are just formalities. We already knew from the beginning where we wanted to spend the rest of our lives
in each other's arms
Hope he bought only one ENGAGEMENT RING from the seller?

A friend went to buy an engagement rig, the seller asked him how many does he want?
The guy replied just one, abi people dey buy more than one?

The man said yes oooh, this is my 13 and half year in this business, some men come here to buy 4 rings at once some even buy 5 rings, they engage the 5 ladies and at the end come to buy the wedding ring for the lucky one.....

So, don't rejoice yet until u see the wedding ring in ur finger.
That's my advice, no ill feelings
PhonesRe: The Truth About Tecno For Those Rushing The Phone by emekaxy: 7:42pm On Dec 12, 2013
gangwolf: Lol.You don't know what you saying.Am not praising tecno but am talking out of experience.Tecno m3 plays gangstar vegas,asphalt 8,gta vegas,avenger initiative,dugeuon hunter4,real football 2013,wild blood,order and chaos,six guns and more.Why won't phantom a+ play HD games?
If M3 can do all dat, i wonder why almighty Phantom A+ won't do all that, maybe he bought the Indian made Techno, aint sure is the Chinese model.
That's ma opinion any way
FamilyRe: Can A Fiancee Beater Change In A Marriage? by emekaxy: 2:06pm On Dec 12, 2013
Yes, he can change.
If only he seees a woman that can handle him and let d reverse be d case, else Nwa baby you are on a looooooooooooooong thing.
PoliticsVarsities Reopen Next Week •as FG, ASUU Resolve Logjam by emekaxy(op): 11:29am On Dec 12, 2013
AT last the Federal
Government and the
leadership of Academic Staff
Union of Universities on
Wednesday reached a
comprise to end the over five
month old industrial action that
had grounded Nigerian
universities.
This was sealed by signing of a
Memorandum of
Understanding (MoU) on the
implementation of all
contending issues in the 2009
FGN/ASUU Agreement as
midwifed by President
Goodluck Jonathan.
Permanent Secretary, Federal
Ministry of Education, Dr.
MacJohn Nwaobiala signed on
behalf of the Federal
Government while ASUU
President, Dr. Nasir Isa Fagge
signed for ASUU with the
President of Nigeria Labour
Congress (NLC) Abdulwaheed
Omar as witness.
The MoU was signed in the
presence of five Vice
Chancellors including that of
University of Port Harcourt,
Ibadan and Kano as well as the
executive secretary of National
Universities Commission
(NUC), Prof. Julius Okojie and
the former executive secretary
of Tertiary Education Trust
Fund (TETFund), Professor
Mahmood Yakubu.
Details of the MoU were not
readily made available to
newsmen, however, the ASUU
president, Dr Nasir Fagge Isa
disclosed that the agreement
captured the main areas of the
union’s demand including the
deposit of N200 billion in a
dedicated account in Central
Bank of Nigeria, the non-
victimisation clause,
infrastructural development
among others.
An elated supervising minister
of education, Barr Nyesom
Wike described the occasion as
‘historic’ and the happiest day
in his tenure as a supervising
minister of education.
According to Wike, all
contending issues have been
resolved to the satisfaction of
both parties.
He said: “ But let me say
clearly that today is not just
historic but one of the happiest
days in my life since I became
the Supervising Minister of
Education.
“As you are all aware, ASUU
has been on strike for well
over five months on the
account of their resolve to
bring about a new lease of life
to all public universities.
“Following Mr. President’s
personal intervention, the
marathon meeting he had on
4th November, 2013 with the
leadership of ASUU and other
union leaders, all residual
issues were resolved.
Nigerians from all walks of life
had expressed optimism that
the strike will soon be called
off.
“Unfortunately and sadly too,
this was not to be due to ASUU
insistence that the Federal
Government must take further
practical steps or show good
faith to the implementation of
the agreement.
“As a responsible and
responsive government have
duty to restore normalcy to our
university system so that our
children can resume school to
pursue that educational
careers, consequently the Vice
Chancellors of Nigerian
Universities were directed by
the Pro-Chancellors to
immediately reopen the
universities for academic
activities while the minor
discrepancies are being sorted
out.
“Today I’m very pleased to
announce that all contending
issues between the Federal
Government and ASUU have
been resolved to satisfaction of
the parties.
“Let me emphasize that we
recognize and appreciate
ASUU’s patriotic role and
commitment toward ensuring
that our universities are well-
funded, resourced and run like
their counterparts in the world.
“Thus, we are all partners in
progress and there was no
victor, no vanquished in the
struggle of this nature so, long
as our goals remain noble, not
accentuated by parochial
interest and targeted at
moving our nation forward,” he
said.
The minister however
expressed the government
appreciation to all
stakeholders that contributed
in the resolution of the crises.
ASUU President assured that
National Executive Council of
the union would meet within
the week to call off the strike,
though he said he could not
unilaterally do so.
He noted that it was a selfless
struggle for the betterment of
Nigerian university system,
stressing that if all the content
of the agreement is religiously
implemented, Nigerian
universities would begin to
generate revenue more than
the crude oil.

Source: www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/lead-stories/item/28425-varsities-reopen-next-week-as-fg,-ASUU-resolve-logjam.html
Car TalkRe: What Causes A Car To Start Consuming Fuel Excessively by emekaxy: 6:35am On Dec 07, 2013
pak: I have a car with a 3.0L engine. though the fuel consumption has always been on the high side,

however of recent, the fuel consumption has shot to the roof.


It now guzzles fuel like no man's business.

I've had to service the car, the mechanic requested that the spark plugs be changed, which I did.

But the situation hasn't improved considerably.

Now the mech is suggesting I change/service the fuel injector and the exhaust.


Please, I wish i can get expert advice on this cos am quite scared of this trial and error method from Nigerian Mechs.


What do you think caused this and what are the suggestion as regards resolving the problem.

By the way, the car is a Honda Accord EOD 2003 model




NOTES 2013
Alleluya ! My two year old thread finally made frontpage.
Though, I've gotten another car anyway (a second alleluya, pls)
and it seems oga Sienna is no longer following the thread.

For Posterity sake, the two problems I had was
1. Using bigger tyres than the recommended size, as stated below
2. My Mechs put water inside the radiator instead of coolant after servicing, leading to the engine operating at a higher temperature than normal.
Good thing is the car is still on the road, still ran around town with it today.
@Siena please come to my aid.

I just received my toyota camry 2001 Le from my brother in the states which passed inspection before he shipped it to US.
I have driven it for just one month though not regular for this period but i noticed their is a high fuel consumption since i visited the mechanic to carry out the following work.

1.I raised the shocks bc the car is very low.

2. I changed the oil with Mobil XHP engine oil/filter

3. I filled the radiator reserve can with water

4. Carried out wheel alighnment after shock lift.

Please advice me this is damn much compare to before.

Thank you
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of D'banj And Don-Jazzy Before They Became Stars by emekaxy: 6:16am On Dec 07, 2013
ajasa4link: Hmmmm...now I understand what jjc meant by saying they were his boys....Co's this pix depicts jjc is the one controlling the flow of bottles on the table
Yes oooh, you are damn correct. I can remember this pix way back. Na Wizkid be the small fairboy while the big head you dey see so na Davido.
Funny how time flies.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Asking All Virgins To Step Out. Is It Right? by emekaxy: 10:39pm On Dec 05, 2013
4bobo: wc church is that? U ever is saint should cast the first stone.i can tell u that that pastor may be occultic
Yes, its either he is occultic or he is a casanova, so he will like to know the next people he will like up as prey.
#chosenthinzonmymind#
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe That Guys Will Sleep With Those Rough Looking Girls In Brothels by emekaxy: 7:11am On Dec 04, 2013
For example, i took this pix from an Ashawo stationed in a land rig.

Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was Your Childhood Career Ambition/dream & What Are U Doing Now.. by emekaxy: 4:05pm On Dec 03, 2013
I'V ALWAYS WISHED AND WANTED TO BE AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER WHEN I GROW.
DUE TO JAMB AND WAHALA, I GOT ADMITTED INTO ELECT/ELECT IN POLY, BUT THE QUEST FOR DEGREE TOOK ME TO GEOLOGY IN A UNIVERSITY.
TODAY IM EMPLOYED AS A GEOLOGY, BUT WORKING AS AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER.
DRREAM COME TRUE.
RomanceRe: Strike Notice From Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria by emekaxy: 7:31am On Dec 03, 2013
Alikaxon: Yes, It should be modified, cox if we resume before valentine; we're still gonna face the financial responsibilities on the val day, and bad girls will double their demand to make up for the december denial. We really need to resume fabuary 15th, 2014, so that our long time effort woun't be in vain. Cheers!!!
The negotiation ended in stalemate.
Another meeting will be re-scheduled soon.
RomanceRe: She Slept With My Best Friend by emekaxy: 6:52am On Dec 03, 2013
Miner13: i do not know why you called yourself president and your brain is not sharp
Just like Mr. Jona grin
Miner13: i do not know why you called yourself president and your brain is not sharp
Just like Mr. Jona
AutosHow To Catch A Police Man Or Traffic Warden On Camera. by emekaxy(op): 10:37am On Nov 23, 2013
Your handheld device could hold law enforcement accountable

The average Nigerian in a uniform thinks he is above the law. He drives against traffic at great speed, and is careless in a convoy. When asked to pay his bus fare, he can beat up the conductor for not acknowledging him as a 'staff.' His car chases erring 'danfo' buses by hitting them continuously with his vehicle and throwing passengers into panic. And since the 'okada' ban in Lagos, there's no telling how many he has confiscated.

If his uniform is yellow and wine, he is more interested causing more traffic to victimize offenders than in making the roads freer. But technology has provided a way out of this neo-military-era. An official of the Lagos state Traffic Management Authority (LASTMA) is now on the run for accepting a bribe from a road user. These things happen every day, but this official is a scapegoat-he was caught on camera.

1. Prepare beforehand:

Don't wait for the climax. As soon as you sense illicit behavior about to take place, be camera ready. Fumbling with your camera in the heat of the moment could turn ugly; so when you begin to smell the action, check you battery, memory space, and click on your recording icon.

2. Play your part right:

When it comes to i-reporting, you could sometimes be an actor in your own movie. If you're being assaulted, cry all the tears necessary; if a bribe is demanded of you, negotiate or grovel. Simply put, behave as you would have if the camera wasn't there.

3. Crash course in video recording: When it comes to video quality, the quality of the camera goes a long way. But even with a low quality camera, you can still make some impact. It is usually better to record with your camera in a horizontal instead of vertical position. If you're involved in the incident, keep your camera away from you; at a vantage point where it can view as much as possible, or in the hands of someone you trust who is not directly involved. Also, you aren't going to be scored for excellent shots, so try not to look into your phone too much.

4. Don't be too obvious about it:

If you want your phone ceased or broken, or if you enjoy being beaten to pulp by lawless law enforcement agents, then be sure to shove the camera in their face. But if you want to save your phone, and the figure of your face, be discrete. Avoid letting the perpetrator know that he will regret his move for a long time, if you do, he'll make you regret yours.

5. Keep your phone off the radar:

Some people don't just know when to call. Don't let anyone spoil your sting video, keep your phone off the mobile network before you begin recording.

6. Get a backup plan:

To be on the safe side, try recording with more than one camera if possible.

7. Upload immediately:

As soon as you have access to your phone, export the video either by email, whatsapp or by uploading it on a social media platform such as youtube or channelstv. If you are at risk and need to delete the video as soon as possible, be sure you have properly exported it to another platform.

8. Truth and motive:

Sometimes, videos can be manipulated to misrepresent the truth. This is totally against the ethics of i-reporting. The idea is to check our law enforcement, not to victimize anyone. So as you go about you recording activism, fight for truth, with the right motive-to see a corruption free Nigeria.


http://odili.net/news/source/2013/nov/22/322.html
Foreign AffairsRe: Zimbabwe's Mr. Ugly 2012 Reclaims Title by emekaxy: 8:21pm On Nov 07, 2013
Strauskhan1: You kidding me?? shocked grin
Is this one also created out of the image and likeness of Godhuhhuh
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria's 5 Worst Dressed Celebrities by emekaxy: 4:49am On Oct 28, 2013
Choiiiii, someone is missing here.
Please update that Number to 10 from 5 and make sure you include Duncan Mighty (aka Ikwerre first son) he needs to know what people feel about his dressing.
PoliticsRe: Wike Faults Critics Of Patience Jonathan’s Honorary Degree Award by emekaxy: 1:02pm On Oct 21, 2013
laplace19: When has Nyesom Wike turned to be Patience's mouthpiece or Personal Adviser?

He should have allowed PEJ to defend herself with those her thunderous and unimaginable blunders

However,Wike knows too well that PEJ didn't merit the doctorate degree,but trying to oppose the award publicly will lead to his elimination as did to his predecessor Prof.Rufai Rugayyatu by GEJ grin

So as for those casting aspersions on PEJ pertaining to her unmerited honorary doctorate degree.....I dey una back ooo grin grin
Don't mind the cow, maybe because it concerns University Education so he feels he has to talk on her behalf foolish disgruntled iriot like Wike.

When he was Jnr to Rukayatu, on ASUU strike he said he can't do much because as a Jnr Minister u are incharge of primary and Post primary education, now only him supervises the who education sector what has he donehuhhuh?

Rectangular peg in a round hole.
Mtcheeeeeeeeew
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Exits Global Money Laundering And Terrorists Financing Watch List by emekaxy: 7:14pm On Oct 20, 2013
awodman: @eguerilla I want to hear your thoughts on this..does it mean Jonathan is fighting corruption afterall?
If they are not satisfied with the extent of transformation in the financial sector, all the checks that are being put in place by sanusi and co., and also GEJ commitment to end financial fraud, money L and terrorist financing, they are now convince that we are worth exiting the group.
Kudos to #TheTransformationTeam#
Christianity EtcRe: 5-6 Churches On A Building. Religious House Of Commotion It Is! by emekaxy: 6:53pm On Oct 20, 2013
Purely End Time Things.........
PoliticsRe: 53 Things About Nigeria @53 by emekaxy: 9:20pm On Oct 01, 2013
Super1759:


Please which side of niger delta person go stand see crude oil?
Someone should answer me please!!!!


No time,Biz on my mind!!!!!!!!
Abeg make una remove that one rather na only for Kogi when person borehole they produce crude oil even to the point of filling over head thank.
PropertiesRe: Things To Do If You Become The Victim Of An Apartment Rental Scam by emekaxy: 7:14am On Sep 25, 2013
Thank you guys for bringing up this topic here, let me share my story here.

I reside in PH but later got a got in Owerri, when i started looking for house in one of the good areas in Owerri, i met a Agent who showed me a house that the current occupant wants to sublet the house and leave, i followed d agent but @ a point he pulled out that he doesn't understand d guy but the fact that i liked the house and the environment i continued but this time i became smarter.

I called the guy and we met in one of the Mr Biggs in owerri from this point i started recoding alllllll our discussion, he told me he paid for 2yrs n has stayed for only 11months,he got a job in PH that's why he's leaving Owerri to PH, the place is lonely and his fience wouldn't like to stay alone......all cock and bull was recorded, during one of our gist he mistakingly told me where his parents stays in Aba, i recorded it and send a friend in aba to verify for me, later while he was preparing for his grandma burial i copied there village add.

We agreed and i paid him cash (#200,000/1yr), he wrote and agreement and both of us signed, i put his work ID and drivers licence on the agreement and photocopy collected my copy and moved moved in meanwhile i said he will tell the landlady I'm his brother that returned from NYSC, while cleaning the house i saw a form where the fience filled her full details i collected n secured.
The guy looks genuine even when i ask people around they kept on saying his a very person even his neighbour said he is a good person but I'm still not convince.

2 months after payment i lost the job, while trying to figure out the way forward the next month which is d third month the landlady came and said his been looking for me that my brothers money expired last month so they want me to pack his things out of d house.
At this point if u were in my shoes what will you dohuh??
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Immediately i said ok no problem ma, that was even the reason why i came, because i know if i tell the lady anything she will call d guy and he will be on d run.

How i caught him:
Meanwhile before seeing the landlady I'v told d guy i lost ma job and won't be staying again so if he sees someone who is interested in the house he can give out the house. So he has been calling me for the keys so he will show it some oda people maybe to collect more money or even remove my few things from d house and hand it over to the landlady i dnt know.

On dat day D after speaking with d landlady, luckily the landlady spoke with him before coming to the house, he later called me and was demanding for the keys, i told him my cousin i gave the keys to in owerri is with the keys he demanded for my cousin's fone number. My cousin is a P.A to an S.A to the Governor so i explained to my cousin and d oga orderly in the office, i told them i will give d dude my cousin no and they will plan a place to meet, the orderly with plain cloth will hang aound once he comes to collect the keys he will be arrrested.
Fortunately the game plan worked and he was arrested they called they called me to come with d driver and d second police man and we all went to d station.

His claim:
When i told him the landlady asked me to vacate the house that ur rent expired 2 months after our agreement, he said is a lie and claimed he told me from d begining that when d house expire he will balance me to pay the landlady @ dis point i played our discussion to the police and brought d agreement with his ID's on it, the police threw him to cell.

How i got my money
He started pleading with him to allow him come out and raise the money, i disagreed but later his elder brother came and after much talk talk talk we went to intercontinental bank where he withdrew 200k n gave to me sharply i pay it into my account, go to station police said i should go n bring that money its an exhibit, meanwhile my cousin orderly said if i bring d money i won't see it again, the IPO was mad at me dat i need to bring exhibit to d station. Insist i must get my full cash but he pleaded n gave me extra 30k, i used this one to settle my cousin, d oderly and some few police men they find my way bak to ph and abandone them dia, when the IPO called me i told him if d guy pay d balance of 20k he should collect.

It was easy but i learnt a lot of lesson from the deal and I'm sure you too can learn without being a victim.

Thank you .
PoliticsMonumental Waste: FG Orders 53 Gold-plated Iphones Worth N649m by emekaxy(op): 9:57am On Sep 12, 2013
..............to commemorate independence anniversary

The Federal Government has ordered 53 custom made goldplated iPhones from a United Kingdom-based company, Gold and Co, to commemorate the country’s 53rd independence anniversary on October 1.

A Bristol-born businessman based in Dubai, Mr. Amjad Ali, who runs the luxury goods firm, disclosed this in an interview with The Independent of London.

He said Nigeria had joined his growing list of clients which include royal families, governments and minted customers across Russia, China and the Middle East who have ordered the gold-plated devices that cost up to £50,000 (N12.2m); meaning that the potential bill for Nigeria could be up to N649m.

According to him, basic models in gold or rose gold cost from £3,000. The iPhones ordered by the Federal Government will carry the national emblem.

“We will engrave them with the coat of arms, a shield and two horses,” he said.

The 42-year-old entrepreneur, who grew up in Glasgow, has pre-ordered hundreds of new iPhones. His team at Gold and Co. will set to work the day after launch before delivering the devices to luxury retailers.

“We strip the units down and then plate them in copper, nickel and then pure gold,” he told The Independent. “We have limited units per region and each is numbered and placed in a handmade wooden box with a certificate of authenticity and wax seal.”

Ali typically delivers 50 devices a month, including Blackberries and iPads, but orders rose to more than 300 a month when the iPhone 5 was launched last year. The firm expects greater demand still for the sixth-generation device, announced yesterday.

Gold and Co.’s customers have included the Saudi royal family, which, Ali says, ordered a gold iPhone studded with hundreds of diamonds, including a giant piece that served as the device’s “home” button. The bill: £50,000.

The company has also supplied an engraved gold iPad to each of the rooms at the luxury “six-star” Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai.

For the new iPhone, Ali has added a platinum option to the gold and rose gold currently offered. “Muslim men are not supposed to wear gold,” he explains. “We had government departments for example cancelling orders, so now we’re launching platinum to tap into a huge market. Most importantly, it’s a third colour. Everyone wants to be different.”

The orders come at a time government is complaining of shortage of funds to pay off striking university lecturers who have refused to work for two month now due to the failure of government to pay outstanding allowances.

In a swift reaction however, the Minister of Information, Mr. Labaran Maku, denied that the Federal Government had placed such an order.

Speaking through his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Joseph Mutah, Maku said: “We have never heard anything like that. The story is utterly false and mischievous, there is no order like that at least by this government”, he told National Mirror last night.

FashionRe: Mary Omoye Omobhude Is World Miss University Nigeria 2013 by emekaxy: 8:34pm On Sep 11, 2013
fashionpolice: This is very bigg and I think this is the prettiest Queen this Pageant has produce...this girl fine pass Miss Nigeria, MBGN, Miss University Join together....lol
Point of correction that 2013 MBGN is not miss Nigeria, she is miss Bayelsa How?

Where is d GEJ from ? Bayelsa

Who is the host? S. Dickson from Bayelsa

Who is the organisers? Ben Bruce, where is he from Bayelsa.

Who iS the winner? Anna Ebiere Banner, Where is she from Bayelsa....

She doesn't even possess the qualities in terms of spoken english, physical appearance etc

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