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I have come to a point in life wher I dont just sympathize because of graphic photos...

Lately PHED officials have been maimed and some killed in that axis.. I read to comprehend and not just to throw tantrums as most nairalanders would...

From his statement "he held their ladder and demanded his light to be reconnected"..

Probly he held/dragged the ladder while their official is still on top doing his job (not minding if he will fall and die) ..

Or still he seized their ladder asper hard guy, demanding his light to be fixed by force (wen he is obviously owing)...

Now he's forming victim and trust Nigerians wen dey see graphic photos, deyll just jump into conclusion...

One reason I miss the presence of Nwaamaikpe in this forum, he says it as it is, devoid of unnecessary sentiments and emotion...

Lol... OP yha a real niggarrr..

Bhu why's this ginaz pained.. Abi na she be the gel?.. If yha frequent @ coldstone you'll know that all wat OP said added up..

Staged

If they are ESN members toh, if they are not den ur activities have made them to kill your innocent brothers.. Who's losing

dared0637:
And he confirmed in the most tensed up voice that the army came to Ariaria yesterday in a convoy all heavily armed and started randomly arresting any young man they saw, the worst part is that his son(my cousin) who went with him to his shop is still no where to be found! WTF is going on in Aba! can someone confirm for me please?

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Dez are the same pple burning police stations and y'all are applauding dem.. Una neva start...

OfoIgbo:
ESN should also concentrate on soldiers and police extorting money from Igbo travelers at the makeshift roadblocks all over the SE.

They can always arrest and brutally discipline such corrupt officials, and use them during prisoner exchanges

The little twist I will add are as follows
There will be no military or police checkpoint in Imo state as it is currently a security zone. Any police or military man caught by ESN at those Imo checkpoints may loose their lives or arrested and brutally dealt with.

If the security forces attack ESN in any of the other eastern states, checkpoints will be banned in those states and those that man them risk being killed or captured.

No checkpoint in the east must be used as a base for extortion, as ESN may pay a visit to such a checkpoint with the intention of neutralising those military extortionists

Make sure u have plans to start traveling by air across SE too.. Cos u see dat ur fellow brothers baa, deyll start kidnapping and robbing u on that ur SE highways..

BadRadio:
shut up ! I am one of the gatekeepers of nairaland... learn to watch your mouth before I kick your teeth down your throat.

With your acclaimed old age see how the young dude bamboozled and floored you with wisdom.. Truly age nobe sense.. Frustrated cargo..

Kudos op, you'll reach heights

They tried to be civil by not shooting the dogs,.. and here u are, calling em cowards if they'd shot the dog now the caption would av been "police shot innocent dogs that were on their own looking for their daily bread".. Mumu pple, tell me that the dog is more powerful than d guns those men wer holding..

Weird and dirty.. The pple following it look like hoodlums.. See how we do it in calabar

Been a member here for some years now and I must confess this is the most captivating and informative piece any guy should read.. My Gooood the op is extremely blessed with wisdom..

He said everything the way it is little wonder no virgina people commented.. They just saw their life outside under direct sokoto sunlight..

Even tho I won't follow the same pattern of not living with my own kids for personal reasons.. I give the OP 100/100...

I'm so saving this piece for future reference.. Thanks op more wisdom to you boss

I'll start with mine..


Diz guy Stanley (name changed) was the brainbox of the class wen it comes to mathematics.. So it was during exams na all ov us(asper backbenchers) have coordinated one or two free snacks for the guy "unto say na our guy make we fit see sumthing for him side write dat math exam day" no blame us jare maths na bastard ..

So on d previous day bfor d math exam, we didn't have any paper, be we all came tu skul except Stanley.. we took it as normal na asper no exam, we said "toh make him read well come show us tomorrow abeg"

On d D-day Stanley showed up perfectly normal, we gave him a heroic welcome, only my fellow backbenchers here go know as e dey go ..

Exam started, Stanley solved and showed us all, everything went perfectly normal we even hosted him at a mama-put for a job well done..

We got the greatest shock of our life wen his elder sister came to skul the next day to carry his locker, we wer like " ah snr (bcus she fnshd frm our skul) why are u carrying Stanley's locker na.. Then amidst tears she told us that Stanley died THAT DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE PAPER (day before yesterday).. Ah snr calm down na which kind talk b diz one na.. Nobe we and Stanley follow write exam yesterday? She couldn't bliv her ears..

Mata got to principal o, she didn't believe Stanley's sis because our math teacher personally changed Stanley's sit twice in the hall.. Lo and behold we all went to the mortuary wer we saw that the day the body was deposited and documented was that exact day we didn't have paper..

His parents on the other hand couldn't believe until his math script was brought out.. Which he wrote by himself a day after he died ... Diz life..

N:B.. Stanley had sickle cell anemia..

samuelson06:
I'm o. Because most of those claims are strange.

Abi na.. Atàmbembem

samuelson06:
This your story get as e be o. Where exactly in Akpabuyo do pitbull fight? I've never heard of any masquerade bearing such strange name in Calabar.

You be new comer na

Ebenezer2021:
eyeneka afo odu ke mmong?
I be ibibio Sha and I for like reason those places you mentioned

Owommi ndu ke unical Area..

Anykind time u burst in holla me na

laidthrice:
Bros where this akpabuyo pitbull dog fight dey take place and when, I am based in Calabar, will like to go take a look.

The town before Arthur Javis university,.. Where in cali do you stay?

profet:
Please can you drop your contact or simply contact me on 08095364774...( Calls and WhatsApp )

I will love to explore Calabar and Uyo but this time around....by ROAD. I prefer road trips.

Thanks

09034661417.. Anytime bro

profet:
Please can you drop your contact or simply contact me on 08095364774...( Calls and WhatsApp )

I will love to explore Calabar and Uyo but this time around....by ROAD. I prefer road trips.

Thanks

09034661417... Anytime bro

Sparekey:
Hello bro, can I get your contact?
Need to visit some of this place as am new in Calabar

toh send a pm.. I'll holla you when I'm off duty..

OP.. nice visit bhu wen nxt get someone that is staying here in calabar to be your tour guide. you visited absolutely nowhere and saw nothing in calabar..

e.g you see that marina resort baa, there's a slave trade museum closeby.. filled with very vital historical artifacts.. one of the best in the country.

would have taken you to Efé Ekpe on a Saturday, you'll see EKPE the main ancestral god of calabar as a masquerade displaying.. very interesting nd colorful..
would have given you one of my white chiftancy top and a wrapper so you can follow us and jolly with d Ekpe like u can see in d pic below.... however your gel would be behind probly with my gel, as women dont come close to it like u can see in d pic..

ull see atámbembem, its a masquerade too, taller Dan three story building, on display.. with white handkerchiefs hovering about it like drones without support whatsoever..


would've taken you to the akpabuyo pitbull dog fighting on a sunday, just like the Spanish bull fighting.. very interesting and full of suspense.. if u care we can hit a dogmeat joint very necessary; D

we would have sailed the marina sea with a speedboat... etc.. bro you missed.. a whole lot..

maybe holla me nxt time..
safe trip back tu lag bro..

RomanianNinja:
If any SARS officer if viewing this, the day I go catch una eh

Let's fix a date chief.. Time nd venue boss..

pheelhip:
But ask them for little help, they will not help you but rather get you drinks.

las las, all of us go dey alright

Go hustle your own

If dem hold am now u go japa...

Jasmine Webb is doing better

That's what women do anytime they lay their hand on anything they can overpower..
One correction slap from a man now they'll flood the internet space.. *Pukes* wicked creatures

spicykev:
Thanks, what is the essence going to their outlet when I bought online and have paid for delivery, besides, I understand some of their outlets are franchise and cannot do much

What is the essence of going to their outlet baa?... Oya siddon wait na

Just like most of them forming "I too knw" above me dia, I knw that printing money like dat wld lead to inflation and devaluation of the currency but gaskiya I don't know how, or the mechanism behind it..

Pls someone should take his/her time to explain this thing to us.. We dat dun knw ain't illiterates, its jst not our field..

Hh

Lol... I swr let doz creatures dat squat down to pee avoid diz thread fah.. Na we redpillers full here..
Nice one from guys.. Make dem knw they ain't worth shit.

Infnx s4