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Fashion / Re: Lady Dumped Her Modelling Career After A Pageant Owner Slept With Her Boyfriend by Emescot(m): 8:40am On Dec 21, 2018
Your boyfriend sacrificed his manhood for you to win, rather than being grateful you are here telling story, please go and report to apostle, ungrateful farm too grin
Education / Re: You Are Intelligent If You Have One Of This Manifestations Of Intellect by Emescot(m): 2:16pm On Dec 20, 2018
ImaIma1:


That means I speak more languages than you.

Yoruba, ibibio, pidgin, English, French and Sign language grin


Ah! Even if na only English and Sign Language u know, i go give you respect, infact maximum respect to you!!
Education / Re: You Are Intelligent If You Have One Of This Manifestations Of Intellect by Emescot(m): 9:09pm On Dec 19, 2018
Yuceeluv:
Hausa is one of the easiest languages.


Yes its true, i just don't have friends from that side or friends that understand hausa language
Education / Re: You Are Intelligent If You Have One Of This Manifestations Of Intellect by Emescot(m): 9:00pm On Dec 19, 2018
NairaMaster1:


You can speak only 3 languages. Pigin is English fractured.

I speak:

Igbo
Yoruba
Hausa
Fulani
English
I am an Igbo man. Currently learning Urhobo/Isoko
Wow, 3 Gbosa for you, I think it has to do with high iq, and don't forget to add that fact to ur cv, its a booster.
And Mine is 4 not 3 languages cos a white man can never understand Nigerian Pidgin English. WinWin
Education / Re: You Are Intelligent If You Have One Of This Manifestations Of Intellect by Emescot(m): 8:48pm On Dec 19, 2018
UrVillagePpl:


oga International languages, (Russian,Portuguese, German, Japanese, French, Spanish, Chinese, English etc) not orobo, igala, Egon, or even da wazobias
Make we dey deceive ourselves, to those Germans, Chinese, French our own language na foreign, so my dear language na language

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Politics / Re: You Did A Poor Job & Became A Victim - Charly Boy Reacts To Alex Badeh's Death by Emescot(m): 4:50pm On Dec 19, 2018
Is it just me or do they look alike in that first pic
Education / Re: You Are Intelligent If You Have One Of This Manifestations Of Intellect by Emescot(m): 1:33pm On Dec 19, 2018
HenryDion:


cheesy cheesy

I no won carry last nah grin

Looks like people by the name Henry are always exceptionally intelligent. Twale boss
grin Tall, handsome and intelligent wink Twale

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Education / Re: You Are Intelligent If You Have One Of This Manifestations Of Intellect by Emescot(m): 1:26pm On Dec 19, 2018
HenryDion:


Ohh.. That means I'm damn intelligent.

I know English, Igbo, German, Pidgin, Queens pidgin, Street Pidgin and a little French grin
Lol Henry my namesake take am easy make i no call u "tif" grin

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Education / Re: You Are Intelligent If You Have One Of This Manifestations Of Intellect by Emescot(m): 11:52am On Dec 19, 2018
Chidorx60:
I give my respects, is any foreign language included
English is a foreign language so yes a foreign language is included.
Yoruba, Igbo, pidgin and Englishgrin

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Education / Re: You Are Intelligent If You Have One Of This Manifestations Of Intellect by Emescot(m): 11:39am On Dec 19, 2018
I am actually a polyglot, 4 languages, how i wish hausa was part of it

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Health / Re: Fire On The Mountain!!! What Happened To Neo Medrol In Nigeria? by Emescot(m): 5:37am On Dec 14, 2018
I think its still sold in some supermarkets, maybe old stock
Romance / Re: Is it Compulsory That You And Your Partner Must Chat Whenever You Are Online? by Emescot(m): 11:19pm On Dec 13, 2018
Showing that picture above is irrelevant.
Its not a good idea having your girlfriend on ur social media contact. MHO!
Crime / Re: Bank Cashiers In Firstbank Zuba Are Crooks by Emescot(m): 10:28pm On Dec 13, 2018
Next time ask the cashier to return the cash to you so u can recount, it could be the money counting machine.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Please Who Can Tell Me What This Is. by Emescot(m): 9:25pm On Dec 13, 2018
Looks like something used to stamp on paper or nylon
Travel / Re: Response To The Thread: Why Do Nigerians Think That They Can Only Make It Abroad by Emescot(m): 8:38pm On Dec 09, 2018
Who wants to die in this shithole country

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Crime / Re: Lagosians Scooping Groundnutoil 4rm Drty Guter Afta Traila Wit D Prduct Fel by Emescot(m): 8:30pm On Dec 09, 2018
From people washing cucumber and watermelon with gutter water to people scooping oil from the guttet. we are really messed up in this Wild Wild West. Messed up Government, Messed up people, Sick country.!
Family / Re: What Should I Do Now??? by Emescot(m): 4:36pm On Dec 07, 2018
Eberechi24:


Love your fair judgement.

Fair judgment ndi mmuo, that is fair judgment to you? Anything that supports women becomes fair, if it doesnt then its unfair
Family / Re: What Should I Do Now??? by Emescot(m): 2:53pm On Dec 07, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:

If a woman is quick to slap, she should be ready to receive equal or double measure of it.

Violence should be condemnable, we can't validate that of female with silence and condemn that of males.

This is my principle!
I agree with you 99%
Family / Re: What Should I Do Now??? by Emescot(m): 9:36am On Dec 07, 2018
Divay22:
Ehn Oya beat her na sad
And u stylishly ignored my attempt to flirt with yougringrin Chill sha, am not a woman beater and i no like wahala
Crime / Re: King Mavis Amarachi Who Almost Committed Suicide In Lagos Tells Her Story by Emescot(m): 8:36am On Dec 07, 2018
tolugar:
She be learner.


To her and other prospective suicide rangers,

Just put the blade on your wrist as in down your wrist not on your arm.

And make sure you cut one or both vein.

The worst thing to do is to die by your own hands.

There are many things out there ready to kill a man.

Say no to #suicide
Lmao... I just looked at the two veins on my wrist, touched it and yelled i no fit ogrin pple get mind o
Family / Re: What Should I Do Now??? by Emescot(m): 8:16am On Dec 07, 2018
Divay22:

Walk away.
Nothing tortures a woman more, other than silence.
If you hit her, congratulations you can as well kill her but when you walk away she calls herself to order and most likely feel remorseful.

If they lock your shirt or slap you and at the end you retaliate, no matter her offence people will support her and would tag you a wife beater.
Beating or slapping us changes nothing, but silence goes far more than you think.
Nice advise tho, i've just never been one to walk away from my problems grin


But let's forget all this talk and make out and forget it ever happened *wink*

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Family / Re: What Should I Do Now??? by Emescot(m): 7:24am On Dec 07, 2018
Divay22:

Nothing can justify it.
It's not right and let it be so.
Yeah i know, but in ur own opinion how do u correct women with the fast hand to slap or lock a man's chest. Just asking cos it has never happened to me or my dad and i donr know how i would react if it did
Family / Re: What Should I Do Now??? by Emescot(m): 7:18am On Dec 07, 2018
samysmoothfresh:


this one just off me!!
gringringrin no be me write am o
Family / Re: What Should I Do Now??? by Emescot(m): 7:49pm On Dec 06, 2018
Tell them you will settle it tomorrow, then tomorrow go and get a small red and black cloth tie it around a small broom and horn, tell them to swear that something should happen to who gave the first slap.

But seriously women are devil, i swear down ur woman slapped ur brother first, in our culture women dont slap their inlaws, its not right to hit a woman but sometimes u have to correct them with a tap to the face. You have a home wrecker bro act fast

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Politics / Re: Why Is PDP Not Using The Buhari/jubrin Issue For Their Campaigns by Emescot(m): 6:35pm On Dec 06, 2018
Don't be fooled, they have all reached a resolution, it is a grand plan to elect another hausa fulani man, they know buhari is dead, so slowly they will make atiku the president then all attention will be shifted from jubril and he will likely be declared dead after losing, so let me ask you, why is tinubu saying nothing about the jubril issue?

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Bishop Oyedepo’s Claim Of Being Dangerously Wealthy by Emescot(m): 2:55pm On Dec 06, 2018
IamD18:
David Oyedepo's followers are more gullible than APC followers.

But if you are following Oyedepo and still supporting APC. Then you are doomed for life.
Crime / Re: Boyfriend Beats Lover To Death, Buries Her In His Room (PHOTO) by Emescot(m): 2:52pm On Dec 06, 2018
People gwt mind o, how some girls fall for this kind of demons baffles me
Family / Re: Photo: 16 Years Old Boy Got Married To A 12 Years Old Girl He Got Pregnant. by Emescot(m): 2:35pm On Dec 06, 2018
This is not right, they will all regret ever doing this. To me pregnancy is never a justification to force two people to be together, on the long run they wont be happy.
To me the girl does not look 12yrs old tho.
If she is i hope she has a safe delivery free from complications and please NAFDAC needs to ban all the food turning this small girls to agric fowl so they stop thinking they are matured enough.
Anyways i blame the girl and her parents.

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Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please Help Me, I'm Dying by Emescot(m): 2:32pm On Dec 06, 2018
Earthbound:

It happens to everyone na. Unlike women who can keep cumming for hours on end, men are not built that way. You need to rest after a few rounds otherwise, your climax becomes painful rather than orgasmic. Just take it slow next time you're inside her. Slow deep strokes and work your way up from there. You can do it. In the meantime binge on watermelon juice.
Yeah water melon is good, tomatoes, ginger and onions too and also bananas
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please Help Me, I'm Dying by Emescot(m): 2:29pm On Dec 06, 2018
Stay away from masturbation, take alot of iron and zinc supplement, do alot of exercise, drink alot of water, keep ur mind off porn, never have sex with a full bladder, pre-intimacy before penetrating, stay off sex enhancing drugs, take more agbo and bitters, dont count ur strokes. That should help you

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Crime / Re: Drama As Panties Of American Slay Queen Gets Stolen In Lagos Hotel by Emescot(m): 2:21pm On Dec 06, 2018
undecided How much this one pata one fetch sef
Please say no Pata resale, keep to ur hustling

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