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Through the love of God our saviour,
All will be well
Free and changeless is his favour
all, all is well
Precious is the blood that healed us
Perfect is the grace that sealed us
Strong the hand stretched out to shield us
All must be well

HND can never be upgraded to B.tech. If they want a degree, they should go to a University. Asup is just wasting their time and the poor students' time. If i were a poly student, i would just go and write Jamb and enter a University instead of wasting my time @ home

[quote author=Glorified_Tunde]NIGERIA WILL MAKE IT TO SEMI-FINALS, YOU CAN QUOTE ME IF YOU WISH!

WE HAVE GOD'S EXCEEDING GRACE BACKING US THIS TIME AROUND.[/quote]Do you attend Winnerschapel?

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Wish u guys success. Anybody going for pol sci?

Profemmy001: Hi....i'm 4rm edo xtate.Pls, wat ar my chances 4 entaring eng lang or mass comm since i'm 4rm d xouth xouth nt ogun xtate

Your chances are practically the same with everybody else either first or second choice. I'm from Edo state and i got admission into this school even though i chose them as my second choice. My advice for you is that u should score really high in your Jamb and post utme. My jamb score was 226/400 while my post utme score was 40/50 and my aggregate was 68.25. My name was on the merit list(number 20). Don't let people scare you, Osu is very liberal in giving admission. All what u need is to read and pray.

Fynestboi: yap numba 15 u re ryt

numba 18 u re wrng its d thought police check mastery literature

Awwww....... I don't have it with me now. What's d answer for number 1-5? Pls

Mum told me dat babies came from heaven so i tot dat d babies will fall from heaven. I l8r saw a pregnant woman and concluded dat God kept babies inside women .

Nice thread

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@ Carmydoll, i've learnt a lot of things from this thread nd i want 2 say dat u're d best. I've never been in a relationship but i hope 2 find the right person soon cos i'm not getting younger btw call me Emmydoll.

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Mrajonder: AKPORS CLASS. The new Principal was walkin
around the school compound to inspect it.
He was passing along Akpors
class when he heared everybody
in d class chorusing Words and Particle after their
teacher. He was impressed so he decided to check them
out. The Principal
entered.
Class: Good afternoon to u sir. God
bless.
Principal: what class is this? Class: js 3F sir.
Principal: what is the topic u are treatin?
Class: Word Particle sir.
Principal: thats gud, am impress.
akpors their Teacher stood
aside smilin. Class: thank u sir.
Principal: i will like to further test
u.
Class: No problem sir. Principal: ok, lets start.
Up......
Class: up uper upest
Principal: short
Class:
short shorter shortest Principal: good Class: good,
gooder, goodest.
Principal: Thats wrong
Class: thats wrong, thats wronger,
dats wrongest.
Principal: what? Class: what, whater, whatest.
Principal: shut up
Class: shut up, shut uper, shut
upest.
Principal: na wao
Class: na wao, na waoer, na waoest.
Principal: what kind
of class is dis?
Class: what kind of
class is this, what kind of class is
diser, what kind of class is disest. Principal: teacher are u lukin at them?
Class: teacher ar u lukin at them,
teacher ar u lukin at themer, teacher ar u lukin at
themest.
Principal: am out abeg.
Class: am out abeg, am out abeger, am out abegest.
Teacher akpors: lol
Class: lol loler lolest. Principal fainted.
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What of IMHO?

Paperchaser: thanks for the Response matt, i Intend to study PHILOSOPHY, jamb Combo => (Eng, Math, Econs, Govt) and the o'level Subjects i Intend to Use are English c5 (as Compulsory Subject), Mathematics b3, Economics b3, and Accounts b3 (as Social Science Subject) and then Use Govt B3 (As an Art Subject)... I Don't Knw if This Makes Any Sense. does it? @Matt, tobexin, and every1 Else in the House.

Doesn't make sense to me. U want 2 study philosopy right? Maths shouldn't be in your Jamb combo @ all. This is d correct combo: English, Government, Literature in English nd Econs/Crk. All courses in d faculty of arts require literature as a Jamb subject(if i'm not mistaken). I have a friend studying philosophy in Lasu nd her combo was: Eng, Lit-in-eng, govt nd crk.

softsparky: Pls what's the subject combination for political science and bus admin plssssss

It's either u choose dis combo: Maths,Eng,Econs nd Govt or dis combo: Eng,Econs,Govt nd Lit-in-eng. I'm studying pol sci in a south-west uni.

Shegun ogun: who said dere's no network @ oru...network dae 4 mtn etisalat zain nd glo...i dae oru as @ dis tym posting dis msg

A friend of mine who stayed there told me dat there's no network over there but there's light 24/7.

DexxyAlebs: econs nko?

Yup, Econs is also important.

DexxyAlebs: airtel is also poor at ago iwoye

Yea..... Airtel seems to fluctuate a lot @ Ago. I can't dail numbers or send mssgs with it.

Buhahahahahahahahehehekekekehohohohahaha....... Nice 1 *sniffs*

phreddie: Pls which is d best place to stay, that have light and security, pls reply asap. Thanks

Oru but there's no network there sha

Wise pac: but dey wrote it inside jamb brochure dat oou accept a pass in mathematics for mass comm

It's wrong oh. I've done my 1st verification twice so i know what i'm talking about.

Wise pac: Pls, can i study mass comm at oou with this two sitting o'level result result, english c4,maths e8, government b3, literature c6, economics c4, c.r.k c4,yoruba c4, agric c5, biology c5

No!!!!! U need 5 credits (including Maths nd English) in ur o'level 4 any course under d faculty of social and management sciences.

dhrey: Pls house,can som1 use a 2003 waec result 4 unilag

Hi, i was told dat some federal universities don't accept o'level results dat r 5yrs nd above. I suggest dat u write it again 2 be on a safe side.

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