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Astar007:
Nor be craze u Don dey craze soo

Omo, if you don craze; don't think I dey craze... Cos you would be the next craze I would razed&erased... You dey craze or I dey craze...? I no dey craze, na you I wan razed&erased... Even if I dey craze, na my race... Na inside my race I dey craze and you won't see any trace, when I raze&eraze those who says I dey craze or those who are saying I dey craze... You dey fear to be razed or you dey fear to be erased? Una dey craze... Una don craze... Leave my race, u no be my race... Stop calling yourself an ace..., else they would soon do your burial ceremony...

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Friday Odeh

So, gives me money or any amount of money... You knows or should knows that, this is a long journey-a very long journey and you would needs an attorney or a power/the power of attorney... Did you think you would need power of the attorney, without paying me money...? Who are you seeing, when it's very sunny and you are getting Hot...? I would deals with tony, ivan toney, anthony, wilfred bony, etc; that are using my money to build colonies or that are giving it to the ebonies who think they are funny&cunning... I would deals with those that are doing matrimony without giving me money/monies... I would deals with those that are using my money to do matrimony... Peoples like maloney or ebony maloney... They would begins to jumps from balcony or from their balcony, and they won't make it to THE COLONY OF GOD&OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST...

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Friday Odeh

Yes! Laide Bakare, Kiki...&Yetunde Barnaba... I would deals with them... They are the type or set that said:"release barabas, crucify JESUS CHRIST..."

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Action film

Yes! That one wey you acts...

Gistmedia10:
Authorities in Lagos State have successfully busted a notorious kidnappers' hideout in Epe, rescuing several school children who were abducted in a brazen act that shocked the community. The operation, conducted by a joint team of security agencies, has led to the arrest of multiple suspects believed to be behind a string of abductions in the area.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkA2rZVMNz8

Omo na lie, u no fit burst us... We no be dust or sawdust... We no be fetus or foetus... You would sees us in august, even if ur name na augustus or festus... Infact, they may be calling "tos"...

Badmashiii:
You definitely took colos b4 you type this.

Who say that thing no dey sweet? E sweet pass sweet and biscuits... Na brown chocolates one I took...

Badmashiii:
You definitely took colos b4 you type this.

Who say that thing no dey sweet? E sweet pass sweet and biscuits...

Icuib4cu:
Who's your supplier?

Wetin you wan buy...?

Icuib4cu:
Who's your supplier?

Wetin you wan buy...?

Icuib4cu:
Who's your supplier?

Wetin you wan buy...?

guobe:
Lol you wicked o

You wey no gives me money...since you have been doing giveaway... When would you gives me money...or my own money...? When are you doing giveaway for me...? I am tired of asking for takeaway that nobody allows me to take away... They don't knows that I am The Way..., that's why they are not giving me takeaway let alone doing for me giveaway...? "I AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE; no one comes to THE FATHER, EXCEPT THROUGH ME..." Read your Bible or read a Bible, that's WHAT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST SAYS...

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Haaaa why

On colos... Z...

ibawon:
It's crazy as a large percentage of Nigerians now engage in some form of drug abuse. It's now considered "COOL"

Omo, make use of drug abuse... Drug abuse is of good use, ask Toni Kroos and Marco Reus...

EnglandAmaka:
When did pvssy become of higher case value than dịck?

It's a typical case of demand and supply.
Women don't put out pvssy all the time, but there is a high demand, so the value went up. Men are willing to put out dịck all the time, and even if the demand is still high, the value is still low because it evens out. there is enough to go round.

Case in point; Guys, stop giving out free dịck

EnglandAmaka, you sure say u no be elemoka...? You no go go join egbe elemoka...?

Bornfool:
L

Omo, you were bornfool and you still dey do april fool...? Omo, this your fool no be here... You were bornfool, you were not bornfull and na pple like you dey do april fool... Trust me, na you go burn full... Sebi you don dey dey fruitful&multiplies? Continue to born fool...

ibawon:
It's crazy as a large percentage of Nigerians now engage in some form of drug abuse. It's now considered "COOL"

Omo, that thing cool... Na their we dey see money buy premier cool&do extra cool...

chisomkachy:
...As NDLEA intercepts drug consignments in car compartments, transport bus tyre, recovers 426,888 pills of tramadol, others in Adamawa, Bauchi; destroys over 3 tons of cannabis in Edo forest



https://www.instagram.com/p/C4nLJIPMLU1/?igsh=MXNjMWdvbmtsYnN2Nw==

Why na...? This things no dey fall from the sky? Some people dey say make I die...why? Oloun maje, koni baje, Oloun maje, koni baje o... In dbanj voice? No! In my voice&invoice... Stop making noise or don't make noise... I don't wants to hears your voices... You no get voice to make noise... But, it is your choice...you can use your voice to make noise; if that would gives you invoice or pay for your...

Muyiddeen:
What's S. I. M. P

Muniru omo iya oniru...

The guy no try, e for smacks somebodys head before jumping the fence...

kestolove95:
Why pregnant women to like fvck like diz? Naso one woman come back last week as d Pekin come out Naso sperm full him body, it shows dat d husband dey fvck her she enter labor

Omo...

vibemad007:
I've been servicing my neighbor's pregnant wife and I don't know how to stop -- Man cries out

Omo, continues... Such is a panacea to long life... You don't wants to share the panacea or a panacea to long life or of long life? Tufiaka... Go to asia...and ask them the panacea of long life or to long life... The panacea of long life is to have a wife and still be sleeping with peoples wives... The more peoples wives you sleeps with, the more your long life... We have just shared with you, a panacea for long life or a panacea to stay alive... Omo, there is life in sexual life-even without doing marital life or before marital life...

Omo you don chop up, you are looking for thumps up... Thumps up for who no dey carry hook up, and for those who no dey buy syrup, top up and 7up, etc; for omo hook up or because of omo hook up...

Uche7779:
Hello Guys,

I just violated one of my biggest rules in life and I have been sober ever since.

I got into Abuja on an official assignment, A bit bored, I asked my ex to come over just to have a harmless talk. The first day she came to the officer with her daughter and it was purely just reminiscing and having a harmless laugh. We had lunch and she left.

Two days later, I invited her to my hotel and she came and the unimaginable happened.

I have been filled with guilt, my head is so full with regrets. Another man's wife.

I need help to get over this, who can I talk to please. It appears I am depressed. Can someone please make me feel better. Please!

Omo, you are just on your way to long life... D paracetamol&panacea 2 long life is sexual life(even in asia... I mean it is very crucial...),not marital life... Sleep&bleep with peoples wife, it would only gives u long life... Even sheeps do sleep with each others... And u are not a sheep... Sleep...

Uche7779:
Hello Guys,

I just violated one of my biggest rules in life and I have been sober ever since.

I got into Abuja on an official assignment, A bit bored, I asked my ex to come over just to have a harmless talk. The first day she came to the officer with her daughter and it was purely just reminiscing and having a harmless laugh. We had lunch and she left.

Two days later, I invited her to my hotel and she came and the unimaginable happened.

I have been filled with guilt, my head is so full with regrets. Another man's wife.

I need help to get over this, who can I talk to please. It appears I am depressed. Can someone please make me feel better. Please!

Omo, u should feel relieved... After all, eve na still eve...D next eve u must sleep with, is ur mother&grand mother...if ur grand mother is still alive...Go 2 those fatherless&motherless baby homes,go&sleeps with dem...Dat's how u would have long live d king...sleep with eve until she is bereaved...

On colos...na how many wraps of colos you don take...? Full wraps...? U sure say u no go carry ur beans go do medical...? E get one injection wey dem go gives those beans and dem go turn to wine or palm wine...

Good01:
https://punchng.com/why-i-demanded-return-of-tithe-from-my-former-church-abuja-man/

Yet/yes, you still haven't gets it... But when you don't gets it, you may tries to forgets it...

jesusjnr2020:
What Will Happen To Anyone Who Rejects the Words Of Jesus On Judgement Day

John 12:48 (KJV)

And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world. He that rejecteth me, and receiveth not my words, hath one that judgeth him: the word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him in the last day. For I have not spoken of myself; but the Father which sent me, he gave me a commandment, what I should say, and what I should speak. And I know that his commandment is life everlasting: whatsoever I speak therefore, even as the Father said unto me, so I speak.

The same Words they reject would reject them in the last day.

God bless.

Nothing would happen na...? What did you think would happens to you?

Gospelpreacher1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KM5U9aW27g?si=xS0KfBsOmrOYTlXt

This ones mumu no too much...? When would stop propagating and writing about this god of sin-you are calling god of chosen...? When would you stop going to church or going to this church...? Ouch!

Everything you are doing or saying/what you have written, is lamentation... I only sees lamentation of someone who doesn't knows recitation or how to do recitation... Are you doing lamentation or "clementation"?

How you take know? Say no! Or say you don't know... No be by what you know o... We don't know and we says no... Did you knows? No! We don't know... LIARS! LIARS that have been hired to hell fire or for hell fire... You are not to THE MESSIAH and you are not for THE MESSIAH... If you likes, read The Book of Isaiah, Jeremiah, Nehemiah, etc; you would still goes to hell fire...

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBexx91gayo?si=JS0ykQ5qZYE_xls_

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4lefjRN0jc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Nobody get gun wey never miss... Gun wey never miss is what you needs, to dismiss this and many more...

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBexx91gayo?si=JS0ykQ5qZYE_xls_

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4lefjRN0jc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Why dem no go slap or beat this one...?