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iwaeda:
Bandits kill Alhaji Lado Mairuwa, abduct wife, 2 daughters



https://dailytrust.com/bandits-gun-down-politician-during-ramadan-prayers-abduct-wife-daughters/

Na we...na we dey talk am and still do am... We no be wee wee or we no be omo I want to wee wee... We no be owiwi...

folake4u:
Not going to church, clean sheets, Sunday rice, movies and dark room.

Wetin...?

Christane:
The atmosphere on Sunday is different from other days if u av observe ...they is just something unique about Sundays ...it just seem like an holy day to me ..I don't know if am speaking d mind of others

Ogbeni...

Idiots idiosyncracy practicing democracy...

Jewessgratitud3:
Please I need to know if anyone has successfully removed theirs cos that's the next thing on my to -do list.

Now iv been considering this option as the permanent cure for the Monthly discomfort and sickness that comes with menses. After I watched a documentary on tv where a white female doc said the permanent cure for this is to remove the womb. Just don't have an idea how much it would cost but I'm sure it would definitely worth it.

I've noticed that this thing comes with different sickness each month and its always very annoying having to bear too many things at a time. Anemia, pains, discomfort, smell and sicknesses of various kinds. I don't what its doing for me. So let it just go to the gutters! I'm sick if it.! The fact that I hate popping pills to relieve pains is another thing I don't think I wanna continue with.




I WANT TO REMOVE MY WOMB AND BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!

It wud cost u money, are u redi 2 gives me money?

You a'int serious, motherfucker!

Ogbeni..., bullet dey your head... You no get oil for head, let alone anointing or anointing oil..

Never seen anything...?

Shut up... You would soon loose all the money...or you may soon looses all the money... Your mouth like that of goose... I mean of course, goose knows how to loose and let loose... Meanwhile, give me ten percent of that which you haven't loose...

Botragelad:
Source:
https://sjvsun.com/news/bakersfield/man-arrested-in-wasco-for-allegedly-eating-leg-from-victim-of-fatal-train-accident/

Why now? Make una allow the man breath... Na everyday him go dey eat fish or meat... Lion they eat lion, or killed other lions to eat... U no be animal again...? Leave higher animals alone... What animals can do, or what animals would do; higher animal can do better...vice-versa...

Divinediva2:
Goat shit,shut up,yeye man from an ashawo mother

If I catches you...

GistMedia0:
Nigerian traditionalists recently captivated onlookers with a mesmerizing wedding ceremony held along the serene banks of a riverside. Breaking away from conventional wedding venues, the couple, adorned in resplendent traditional attire, chose to exchange vows amidst the natural beauty of Nigeria's waterways.

They Dedicated Their Marriage to Riverside Goddess: Can this marriage last?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79V79VgWOv8

Mumu...

Biodun556:
https://guardian.ng/business-services/naira-eyes-n1300-at-parallel-market-as-speculators-offload-fx/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&Echobox=1710994841&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR0NQJ3ZV89GOOSqY1-MXe-Rz0zy3GZQsEBb1BCIMruN6_2972-U-988GOo

Na lie, e no go happen... Naira would not sustain momentum... Naira that doesn't knows the difference btw mediums&idioms? Such naira would soon drinks sodium...inside stadium or inside a stadium... Naira can't get to the stardom... Nobody in/on nairaland, gives me naira to buy alluminum... U would soon sees the difference btw England&Nairaland... Dis nairaland knows how use someones gland without buying u a land... Dey would use ur gland, without giving u blueband, etc...England&nairaland or england on nairaland, where did u stand; where would lands, when u leaves england&maryland, or when you leaves england&nairaland... Now, I want to ask R.Ferdinand, that is using my glands...that; where would he lands&stands when...

Bongadu:
How much does it cost to relocate and rent a decent apartment??

100000... How much did you want to gives me?

Divinediva2:
Goat shit,shut up,yeye man from an ashawo mother

Just tells me you want me... Tells me you want me, likes me and want to love me... Did you loves me and want to marry me...?

NaijaCoverBlog:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/3/gunmen-kill-church-general-overseer-and-pastor-in-akwa-ibom-2.html

Confirm! Good one...

[quote author= post=128983644]Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/3/woman-slumps-and-dies-while-singing-on-altar-in-delta-church-2.html[/quote]Good... Long may it continues...

[quote author= post=128982074]Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/03/17/bauchi-residents-mourn-as-two-kids-die-in-fire-outbreak/[/quote]Omo, na thing of joy be this...

amoreobansu:
https://www.channelstv.com/2024/03/17/katsina-community-watch-corps-kill-200-bandits-in-two-weeks/

Na lie... We no dey lie... Na you dey lie because nobody die...

Bottomofpussy:
My question Still remains the same.......will all these crimes ever stop? Will there ever be a government, everyone will be proud of? Things are getting worst

The answer to your question is in the bottomofpussy...

Thormentor:
sad

when is this going to end?

Omo, that one fit be when you no dey alive...

FuglyGurl:
https://punchng.com/just-in-terrorists-kidnap-87-in-fresh-kaduna-attack/

Omo, naso we dey run am... Na who no want make we run am, we go kill am...

[quote author=DestinyNigga post=128981615]What are u even saying? Baba don mad o

AnyanwuSilas:
You're childish

You wey just dey learn english...

Benwallt:
You're on something very high this early morning. Na u be thief. Drop that phone n get some sleep to clear your head.

Thief executive... Chief executive of eves...chief executive of thieves...

Benwallt:
Innovation and contentment

Omo na lie, you be thief... You were born of eve or from eve... You are a chief administrative of thieve eve&steve executive... There is no need for you to go to tenerife and meet eve... Maybe you wants to become a tenerife sheriff or executive...? Chief of eve thief abdullateef or chief of eve&steve thief bearing abdulathief...

Benwallt:
They should gun her down. Crime is in their DNA. Fraudulent billionaires

Wetin dey your dna...?

Omo, you get mind... Wahala for who no get mind... Some people no even get mind to go blind... Why? Mankind, why you no get mind to go blind...? Naso so you dey kind...? You wey no kind, still no get mind to go blind?...

ezenna191:
One of Nigeria's best brains, an erudite professor by every meaning of it, intellectual giant, outstanding orator, international scholar, the teacher of teachers, a prolific writer and seasoned author, that's Prof. Aja Akpuru Aja. He died yesterday Saturday during a brief illness.

Dead...good!

Mcslize:
Wahala dey o. Na rap be this ABI na song? I just dey hear craze craze craze everywhere. Weti dey happen?

Wetin you wan call am?

Mcslize:
Mod pls help delete this thread. Thanks


puskin

FOD

naijacutee

You were so authoritative of those scammers or about those scammers...

Kay25:
Hello from hell...

Na there you wan go or na there you still wan go...? Na there you dey go or na there you already dey? As you wan dey go there, don't forgets you would needs mango or cargoes of mangoes... Cos there would be no mango there.... Carry go as you dey... Buy ghana must go and fill it with mango...as you dey go... Buy mangoes as you goes, cos there isn't full of mangoes...