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iwaeda:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/14/bandits-demand-n1billion-ransom-kidnapped-286-kaduna-schoolchildren-workers-threaten

Omo, naso... To release olosho, we no dey collect waso... Abi no be so? The next na Yomi Fashlanso...

God1000:
https://c.newsnow.co.uk/A/1221164597?-14432:11

Good news! Eyes cleared!

peekspot:
https://www.thecable.ng/fg-charges-miyetti-allah-leader-with-unlawful-creation-of-ethnic-militia/amp?/fg-charges-miyetti-allah-leader-with-unlawful-creation-of-ethnic-militia

No be unlawful to dey worship allah? U are "undetectful!"

GistMedia0:
In a remarkable display of creativity and innovation, a female student from the University of Benin (UNIBEN) stole the spotlight during the campus costume day with her stunning Avatar-themed outfit. The event, which was intended to bring fun and vibrancy to the university's atmosphere, quickly turned into a viral sensation as images of the intricate costume spread across social media platforms.


What do you think about her incredible Avatar costume?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nZximRiHZg

Ape rape never reach here...? Wetin rape they wait for, among those grape wey say there is nothing like agape... Rape, go and rape those grapes among apes; afterall they are not using tape, selotape&masking tapes...

Truthshotcrazy:
Canadian loud overdose you mean

You fit smoke wetin I dey smoke? Wetin I dey smoke no be coke&no be joke... I dey smoke, no be joke... But I sabi smoke coke small... You want to smoke wetin I dey smoke or from wetin I dey smoke? Buy me coke and buy me cherokee... I no dey joke when I don smoke or when I dey smokes...

Divinediva2:
Wow your really mentally unstable
You even an illeriate you don't know how to write

Don't let me see you one on one, else I would deals with you...mercilessly&carelessly? I would gives you an ideal ordeal... Gives me your address... Come and teaches me how to write white or plain white, are you white or you are using carowhite...?

goslowgoslow:
Gay doctor!

Thought you are looking for medical doctor and witch doctor, or medical doctor like witch doctors&conductors... Whatever...

We just placed barrier on her career...? No! I mean, "we" have placed barrier on so many peoples career in nigeria... Dey don't gives us naira...in nigeria, how can I/WE bcoms a carrier or d carrier of careers that isn't giving me/US naira? I am not a courier... Or WE are not a courier... Even courier do collects naira... If u likes, go 2 korea 2 pursues a career or ur career; u would finds d barriers or our barriers in korea... WE would always put barriers on d career of those in/people in nigeria&korea or in south korea&north korea,etc; dat doesn't gives us arrears with naira... Gives me naira in nigeria, gives me naira o u nigerians in south korea&north korea; if u wants me/US to lifts the barriers on all ur careers... Nigerians are now talking like barbarians, as if dey are giving me nairas... Barbarians of nigeria/barbarians in nigeria, gives me naira... Stop talking like barbarians, until u gives me naira... U this niger areas... Fucking niggas wey no get ass, would be doing like dey get gas&tear gas...

ManirBK:
https://thenationonlineng.net/u-s-others-offer-to-assist-in-combating-kidnapping/

US is showing confidence... A confidence/self confidence dat can leads 2 over confidence... US shud just sit on d fence&stop acting like a densed&condensed mens/menstruation... Dia is no pretense, I'm not using past or present tense. US should sit on d fence; dey are not our military defence/dey are not d defence-military defence of a country dat have or has dss&isis... Ur fence is ur defence/is ur self defence... US, who gaves u license 2 provides defence? Or, is it because u av been offering incense? Get sense US/US get sense, don't provide defence unda pretense or unda FP; 2 a nation/country dat has sss/sars, dss &isis... U tink u are US&can provide defence, because u av ps&ups? Beta provide fence&self defence, 4d jss&sss students/2d jss&sss,etc; in US, b4 dey comes in contact with isis...What a mess! US, get sense; nigeria is a mess...Nigerians are using me 2 play chess.I digress...

MrCover:
Famous Nigerian Catholic priest, Rev Fr Chinenye Oluoma, has urged women who have clocked 35 years and desire to marry not to wait for men to propose to them.

Oluoma suggested that women in that age bracket should break the law and convention by approaching men first, especially men have shown signs of liking to them, instead of waiting endlessly in vain.

The cleric’s advice was contained in a video he shared on his Facebook page on Wednesday.

According to him, those who are above 35 years and continue to wait for men to propose to them suggest they are not yet ready for marriage.



Watch The Video Below:

https://www.facebook.com/fadaoluoma/videos/962066425251869/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Yes, somebody should propose to me; I would not oppose or you would be unoppose... We would just pose for glucose dose and overdose... Then I would writes u a prose and calls u my rose,as long as you don't makes me arouse...and as long as you rose when I arose...

Divinediva2:
Go ask your fellow mad man that post this nonsense here,birds if the same flock,you that claims to be a man what is special about you

What's special about me? I don't use breast to feeds, I don't use my cock to Bleep let alone to do suck and Bleep when I see ducks&peacocks... Finally, I don't use my mouth to kiss...let alone to kiss idris, afeez, azeez, pastor chris, nicolaidis, daddy freeze, etc; because of mercedez or mercedez benz...

Divinediva2:
See how you are writing unintelligent gibberish, you clearly need mental health

Let me see or checks your mental health, did you have marital health&wealth? Then, gives me continental wealth...not sentimental health and marital wealth...

Divinediva2:
See how you are writing unintelligent gibberish, you clearly need mental health

See me see you... I don dey enter your eyes? I would soon enters your head... Did you likes what you sees or what you are seeing...? Hmmm?

Divinediva2:
Fool shut up

Your mama? I was asking a question...

Divinediva2:
If you don't respect and value your mother e value our own

Well, death doesn't values your mother clara... Did you wants death to kills or beats your mothers and grandmothers, if you have or so have...? Now, you would begins to say health is wealth...whereas wealth and health is death... Health, wealth and deaths, etc; doesn't values your mother(s)... So, you may wants to shut up...

Draslo:
Rapping and/or rhyming and repeating words shows low intelligence. Try improve on your English, delivery, etc. Read English books and also study the dictionary for new and witty words
I wish you good luck in your career

You are d next in line or d next person 2 leave this world 2day or tomorrow? Anyways, I invokes&provokes the GOD of cokes&smokes 2 chokes&smokes u...b4 the ends of 2day... U don't know negligence, how can u know intelligence...? Motherfucker, GOD DAMNS u...baby boy... I don't needs 2 warn u... U have low self esteem, u can't join my team or bcom one of team... U are not even in my dream, let alone in my dream team... May MY GOD MURDER ur father, mothers&sisters including ur brothers... Amen! Oponu ayirada... I would curse&cut ur penis, u won't be able 2 have sexual intercourse with ur penis; let alone have sexual intercourse with ur nieces...dat have become mrs or still a miss... U av prayed amissed, u don't know what u av missed&what u wud miss.

Draslo:
What the devil are you smoking?

Don't poke me when I dey smokes... Nobody gives me coke or nobody gives money to buy coke, na y I dey smoke... Nobody gives me coke and nobody gives me cherokee or cherokee keys... Ovoke, I would choke you next time you pokes and provokes me when&where I dey smoke...na so I dey find smoke, since nobody gives me coke... I would invokes and provokes the spirit of coke&smoke or the spirit of smoke with coke, etc; to chokes&hokes you next time you pokes and provokes me as I dey smoke... No carry your joke comes here, I no dey joke, na smoke I dey smoke... I no dey joke when I dey smoke or as I dey smoke... Else I would chokes... you...

Draslo:
What the devil are you smoking?

Come and I would shows you... I am an heavy smoker, I can play poker, snoker, soccer, etc...

NairalandGossip:
sorry for the late response, i ran of data and right now I am using the airplane style.

I like your sense of humor.

Some people have mocked my situation but it won't be for long. Thanks though for the comment.

Alright no problem...welcome and relax...

MrCover:
Source: https://dailytrust.com/man-lands-in-kano-police-custody-after-attempted-suicide/

Wetin concerns police and suicide...? When police begins to commits suicide, you would say for which side? Did police wants to drinks chloride with their bride...? Maybe they wants to drinks pesticide and insecticide or pesticide like insecticide... Put those aside who wants to commits suicide...let them commit suicides... They are not ur bride&are not committing suicide by your side... U thinks kiss ur bride would stop suicide? Dia is no wia 2 hide or no place to hide for those grooms&brides who are doing kiss ur bride... U can't hide from suicide... U can't hide ur bride from suicide or from committing suicide... You would still commits suicide with your bride in your rides... Oya, hide and commits suicide or commits suicide and hides... Drinks insecticide and pesticide or insecticide let pesticide, so you can be put aside... Hide and commits or hide to commits suicide...

goslowgoslow:
You need a doctor.

Small doctor or medical doctor...? I am a Doctor/the Doctor that can affects your mouth, bottom or anus&joysticks...

yeslollipop:
Stick to the topic. Hard to have an intelligent interaction with you lots. I like sex, and so? Geddifok

Go and Bleep...suck&Bleep...

yeslollipop:
If she was Nigerian, you would have called all Nigerian women useless and incapable of critical thinking.
Here, she isn't a Nigerian but you still found a way to rope in Nigerian women in the discourse.

The hate you men have for Nigerian women will finally be your undoing.

Ndi ara

No wonder you like sex, but; is it an hope that sex would kills you?

She killed the child before the child kills her... The child would kills her when he or she eventually&gradually grows up... She just used first attack and she may covered it up as self defence...

So what? The girl no fine and the baby no fine too... Both can't be taken as concubine... When you are looking for swine, you don't wants porcupines...that doesn't have pines&spines... When we are looking for swine, we don't need a fine porcupine with fine line&spine... A fine porcupine is better than a fine swine...? A fine line... Which one can you dine with wine...? Which one would you takes as your concubine, swine or porcupine...? Swine&porcupine combine? Me, I will just drink wine, I would dine wine or dine with fine wine... I don't need a swine, neither did I need/would I need a porcupine as concubine combines...

Gistmedia10:
In a dramatic scene unfolding in the heart of Owerri, a Nigerian police officer found himself in a serious face-off with an agitated madman , bringing the bustling streets to a standstill. The confrontation, which quickly garnered attention from onlookers, escalated into a tense standoff that lasted for a few minutes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBUGsuL89GI

This part of nigeria fine small-I meant, the building looks like one in america... But, na 2 mad men I dey see... Did they both have semen? I think one is saying amen, while the second one is saying; men/man or Bleep up men/Bleep up man, stop saying amen... I am looking for some women... They are both bad omen with specimen of men...

TheWinterBird:
I don't know how to be wicked, even if I try. I guess you must be the beast's husband, otherwise Idk why you're parading this thread posting lame remarks at people who disprove her mistreatment towards this child.

Let me be your husband or did wants a beast husband?...

DestinyNigga:
I watch the video. Her madam said that the girl is not hungry. When ask the girl if she was hungry, she said Yes. The woman immediately abandoned the food, beat the girl and drag her outside, saying that the girl has been bringing badluck to her.

So, e concerns you? But wetin can you discerns/would you discerns...? You yearns or you would yearns and yawns, but you would never learn... Maybe you refuses to learns, because of what you earns... When you begins to earn, you would forget to learn... You would says I want to earn, whereas the time to learn is differents from the time to earn... It is my time to earn, afterall you have learnt... Else you would be stagnant or remain stagnants... You maybe stagnants or remain stagnants, like an ant who is expecting to be called an aunt... You would be stagnant like an ant expecting infant, without offing pant and getting pregnant...