₦airaland Forum

ahnie:
The Bible even stated it that stay away from people's wives if you want your days to be long and productive on Earth.

Example in the Bible of King David that slet with urriahs wife....he never ended well.

I know most women do it....but some women are principled and strict.

What then is the excitement or obsession in sleeping with someon wife when there are beautiful succulent young unmarried ladies out there?

They are less expensive to bang or virtually nothing.
They bring no drama because they know what is at stake.

SeriousDUDE:
Emmaodet.

Pls can you give me you're contact or reach me on 08050803202, I need your help & guidelines I'm going into groundnut farming , and the other day you talked about bringing some machanical equipment for farming from China,I want to know if you did and how much you're selling them,and other things I need to enquire from you.

Hello bro

I tried chatting you up on your number but it seems you are not on WhatsApp.
Pls can you give me your WhatsApp number so that we can chat. I am not in nigeria presently.

ravensckar:
Mine was on the contrary. Na my papa scatter the free kpekus wey I don arrange for long.

There's this lady whose mum attend our prayer gathering (Asalatu). Initially, it was only the mum alone that used to attend. I sha noticed that the mum likes me so much, she'll be smiling while talking to me. Asking me about school, studies and life after school. Long story cut short, she brought her daughter (tall, fair, beautiful & well endowed) to the group and specifically introduced us.

We became so close that I started getting the son in-law vibe from the mum. The mum now jokingly told my dad that she'd be expecting him to pay her a visit soon so as to formalize the union. Na there kasala take burst. My dad told her that it will be better for her if her daughter is unmarried than to betroth her to me. That she probably don't know my nickname 'Shevchenko'. I no dey miss one on one. And that by the time I destroyed her daughter's womb, las las, I no go still marry her. The woman was beyond shocked.

As if that was not enough, my dad made a public sermon also talking about how humans can never be perfect. He said for example, as intelligent and well-behaved as I am, I no dey use eye see women (especially a fair & beautiful one). The man burn my cable publicly. Na so the relationship crashed before it even began. It took me a while to forgive him for that action because I been don program that chick for long term chopping. Aside that, every other lady in that our group started avoiding me like plague. It was even rumoured that if they smile at me, they will be hooked.


Fast forward to 5 years ago when I introduced my then fiancé to him. This man started again. He asked her if she truly knows what she's getting into. That I just look responsible for face but I no dey use eye see anything under skirt. After asking her which university she graduated from, my dad told her he was sure that I'd have other girlfriends in that same institution. Fear catch my fiancé. But luckily, I had told her everything about my past and how I've repented. Na there that relationship too for hit rock.


Some years later, I asked him why he was deliberately sabotaging me. He said he wants the ladies to know what they are getting into. Since him self born female pikin, he wouldn't open his eyes and let me destroy someone daughter's future.

So, those of una wey una parents dey try arrange for una, you people are very lucky. Me, after I don suffer arrange chick for myself, na my papa go scatter everything.

DaInferno:
Zimbabwe, Kenya, SA and Nigeria got to be Africa's most weird countries.

Add Uganda too abeg

LeoDeKing:
Better get the official portrait of the great Asiwaju of Nigeria before it becomes expensive. Thank me later.

Una dey craze for this nairaland.

I don laff tire

WadahiFarms:
This is machine peeled

Please where can i get the machine for peeling egusi?

I have been learning few portuguese now.

Obrigado ........ Thank you

Bom Dia ........ Good morning

Bowa Tarda ...... Good afternoon

Bowa Noite .......... Good evening

Martinez39s:
My side fine. Things are moving well.

Good to know that.

One love bro

CAPSLOCKED:
BY MANAGING SIR.

Hmmmmmmm

CAPSLOCKED my good friend. How are you bro? Family and work? More women in your arms bro.

I was given 1 month visa but it has a funny way of working.

Even though given 1 month visa, i can stay where i am in Cabinda for as long as God knows but once i leave the area i am in Cabinda, na home be that.

ALso, out of the 1 month, i only have a grace of 15 days to roam about anywhere in Angola after which i need to restrict my movement to the area i am in Cabinda

43,000 kwanzas makes $100

Funny thing about this is that during covid and low oil price, their currency devalued to 75,000 kwanzas for $100 but has pushed back to 43,000 during this high oil price.

In Nigeria, naira devalued during covid and low oil price and still devaluing during high price.

Martinez39s:
Good to see you are taking out time to enjoy yourself, odogwu. Man must not suffer himself to death. Extend my greetings to families.

Hahaha

Abi.

How is your side bro? Longest time

Cousin9999:
Snap some pics of the food, and let one of the locals show you how to dance to semba or kizomba.

Hahahaha

Have been here before?

Bifwoli:
Angola is expensive and has a language barrier .How do you manage there?

The enviroment i am working in is mostly by foreigners who speak english and the few angolans with us speak english too.

About been expensive, well i think is it affordable to me and don't really feel it.
I think the cost of living is just normal.

I suspect this bottle water company is being owned by a Nigerian (I guess an Igbo man) because the name “Mazi” sounds Igbo.

Igbo kwenu …. Heyyy

ExploreWithToy:
Get an international travel adapter the next time you visit another country.

Have a great time in Angola!

Thanks sir.

Sure, I will

luminouz:
Boss

You don land for vacation....

Enjoy

Hahaha

Lumi Lumi.
Na work I go oo no be vacation.
On average, the place just look like Lagos and Nigeria in general.

Your typical african setting.

Jennyjay283:
Waw.... Enjoy!

Thanks

Cabinda is an autonomous region in Angola. In other words, you will need to take a different permit to enter the region as if you are going to another country.
You will pass through immigration when going out and in of Cabinda.
They fought a bitter war for years with the Angola government to secede because most of the Oil is in the region but the war ended 20 years ago.

It was a long and a bit stressful journey.
Had to travel from Lagos to Dubai for stop-over before traveling from Dubai back to Africa (Luanda)

I didn't snapped much pictures because on getting to Luanda, i ran out of battery and unfortunately, their socket for charging is 2-pin round unlike nigeria.
SO, most pictures i would have taken in the morning in Luanda, Soyo, Cabinda and Malongo were not taken but i promise to do the needful when enter town again.

Welcome to Angola.

I travelled from Luanda to Soyo and then Cabinda (Malongo)

czarr:
You think that way because you have it in abundance. If you have enough food in your house, it's easy to tell a person who doesn't have food that everything is not about food.
Just the way some rich people would tell you everything is not about money.

Ask married women who are sex starved by their husbands if everything is about sex... they'll tell you they crave more sex the more because of the scarcity of sexual options.

Gbam!!!

HayZed040:
Nigerian gals ehn
Lagos - Ibadan;long distance relationship(not interested,dem go turn u down ASAP)
Nigeria - Italy;perfect kinda relationship I guess

Sonnobax15:
. . This guy self,na wa to your music career oh..After so many songs and album wey you don release,yet, Portable only song first you blow

SKIBiNSKI:
if you are worth $200 billion what would you rather be doing? Going to the farm every morning, day and night?

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